CCTV doesn't necessarily meansecurity cams
what they likely have is like the TVs in doctor's offices
channel one plays arts and crafts videos on a loop
channel 2 is nature documentaries
channel 3 is classical music
all streamed from a server inside the prison
CCTV doesn't necessarily meansecurity cams
what they likely have is like the TVs in doctor's offices
channel one plays arts and crafts videos on a loop
channel 2 is nature documentaries
channel 3 is classical music
all streamed from a server inside the prison
I love that a Hungarian poster is teaching an Amerifat how to speak English.
damn... I honestly wouldn't mind staying in this prison if I got access to YouTube and LULZ. Don't care if my connection is totally monitored.
I'd lose my mind locked in a room with TV and low-IQ TV watchers though.
Sounds like a kinda sweet deal, not gonna lie. In the US when you’re free you’re really not unless you’re in the upper echelons of society. You’re always worrying about your next bill, if the next illness or injury ruins your finances forever, or whether or not you’re going to get randomly shot by some dude.
American prisoners get very few rights and the prisons themselves are designed to break a person so completely that they’ll turn the into repeat offenders. In some larger cities people live as free people in conditions that make Aussie prison look like paradise. I don’t live in a Third World tier area but I do live near in an overpriced shit box near the hood which expands more and more every year with very little hope of my life improving any time soon.
Picrel: this isn’t the Congo, this is actually Southern California. If I could post another pic then it would be the river in Cleveland which is so toxic that it’s flammable.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've seen Shot Caller, is it really like that? All of them housed together?
Seems like they're asking for trouble and creating a need for gangs in the first place.
The point of the American Prison-Industrial Complex is not rehabilitation.
The point of the American Prison-Industrial Complex is centralization and organization of criminals.
If the USA wanted to reduce crime, they'd immediately segregate prisons based on race to reduce inter-racial conflict and organization. If you put all criminals of one race together, they will organize against each other. By putting all races together, they organize against each other, thus creating the Organized Crime-Industrial Complex and creating more criminals over time.
That all makes sense.... what doesn't is why you put up with it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>why you put up with it
Sorry anon, but after 10 generations of living in America as law abiding citizens who never went to jail it's kind of hard to blame me for the developments of the past few decades.
I do what I can by autistically understanding the rationale behind our prison system and advocating against it as best as I can.
It's difficult because many naggers, spics, mudlsimes, and homosexuals belong in prison, so I can't advocate for abolition. I am left with making a nuanced point that not many care to hear.
If I am elected President, I will fix it on day 1, but I am not eligible to run until 2032, so until then I doubt anything will change.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well said
Fuck that pretentious fag
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
We really need people who don’t have this dualistic view of “There are good people and there are bad people, that’s just how it is”. People who have been through the prison system are conveniently kept out of view of society. Most people have never met a criminal in their entire lives. If you have familial association with people who have been snagged by the prison system you can see the utter multigenerational destruction that it causes.
My uncle was incarcerated for 5 years for check fraud and was put in the same place as murderers and gang members. It truly is a trap. He has (or more accurately had) a wife, a son, and a daughter. His wife stuck with him through his sentence, but his daughter drifted away and his son still thought his dad was a good guy. After he was released he couldn’t find a job to save his life. He left prison with literally nothing, just a wallet with a $20 bill in it, a black hoodie, and he had to leave with his prison issued pants and shoes since his pants and shoes that he was wearing when he got arrested had been “lost”. No skills, no avenue for picking up his life where left off, nothing. Just a 5 year span in his life that was effectively deleted.
Of course, he got locked up again, this time for selling cocaine, on a 10 year sentence due to minimum sentencing laws. His wife found another man who is abusive and controlling due to him and her having a codependent relationship over alcohol, daughter is dating naggers and has a raging benzo habit, and his son is showing signs of ending up in the system himself since he’s tried to overcompensate for the lack of a father figure by adopting hood culture. Now my uncle actually feels more at home in prison than outside because society is so hostile against ex-cons. He’ll probably die in prison. His story is one of millions. That’s so goddamn depressing.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I’ve never been to prison but I don’t think it’s so bad that some white collar guy transforms into the leader of a prison gang or anything like that. I do have an uncle who went to state prison as a nonviolent offender and he saw multiple people die in violent prison incidents, he was in for only a 5-year stint. He’s back in because it was nearly impossible for him to get legitimate employment as an ex-con due to his crime being related to financial fraud.
As more and more prisons get privatized Shot Caller become more and more like a reality as prisons cut costs to the bone, living space is reduced, and the prisons and financially incentivized to have more people locked. Some prisons have programs where the inmates make the prison more self-sustaining such as raising animals and growing food for the prison so that the prison doesn’t have to pay for it. Others actually contract prison labor to private companies and pay them $0.50/hr just so that they can say that they’re not employing slave labor.
This mostly happens in the southern US states since the attitude down there is that prisoners are not actually people and that all crime only exist because people are born with an unfixable moral condition. Or that people are only in prison because Jesus wants them to be. It’s easy to say that criminals are just all naturally bad people if you’ve never actually met one.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It is easy to make up shit about Southerners when you have never met one homosexual.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol
I guess you forgot the Australian COVID concentration camps
No shame
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
People would be killed with those weights here as well.
They banned weights even at the min sec prison in my town. Yard weights are available but they're welded to the bars and in the yard. I'm sure people still get fucked up with them.
Only place here without cctv is bathrooms and people are violently assaulted daily in there. Everyone knows when it's happening too so everyone files in and out to obscure who is doing the beating.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>mobile phone of table
nice try homosexual, that's just some regular institution
shouldn't you be observing the sabbath instead of working for shekels israelite cunt?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The worst part is that even if I went to one of these countries to commit a crime I'd still get extradited back to America.
The only prisons I'd actually get stuck in without extradition are in absolute shitholes.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Australia makes crims serve their time here and then deports them when the sentence is up
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You don’t get extradited to the country you’re from for crimes committed in a different country, retard.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Extradition is for if you committed crimes in the USA and were found in Austria or something. It's for returning criminals who escaped the authority of law enforcement in the country they committed the crime.
If you were to Austria and got arrested, you'd get thrown in Austrian jail because you committed an Austrian crime. You'd then be deported.
>The International Prisoner Transfer Program began in 1977 after Congress passed enabling legislation (18 U.S.C. §§4100-4115) and the Federal Government negotiated the first in a series of treaties to permit the transfer of prisoners from countries in which they had been convicted and sentenced of crimes to their home countries. After transfer, the home or receiving country assumes responsibility for administering the transferred sentence. The transfer program is intended to facilitate the rehabilitation of the transferred offenders and to relieve some of the administration and diplomatic issues that arise with the incarceration of foreign nationals. In addition to foreign national prisoners in federal custody and Americans sentenced abroad, foreign national prisoners in state custody are also eligible to participate in the program.
>Prisoners may only be transferred to and from those countries with which the United States has a treaty. (Participating countries are listed on this site.) While all prisoner transfer treaties are negotiated principally by the U.S. Department of State, the program itself is administered by the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ). The transfer decision is a discretionary one based on the satisfaction of statutory and treaty requirements and is informed by internal guidelines that are applied to the unique facts of each case.
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-oia/iptu
List Of Participating Countries/Governments
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-oia/list-participating-countriesgovernments
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Impetus for the Program >The initial impetus for the United States to develop an international prisoner transfer program was concern over the poor conditions to which Americans convicted in some countries were exposed. The transfer program was viewed as a means of returning these Americans to the United States and allowing them to serve their sentences in American prisons. Concern over the prison conditions experienced by Americans incarcerated abroad, however, was not the only reason that the United States decided to institute the transfer program. Indeed there was a fundamental belief that the rehabilitative prospects of a prisoner were strongest if the prisoner was located near his home where he could be close to family and friends, in a familiar culture, and in a place where his native language was spoken. In addition, there was a recognition that transfer would provide a means to ease the diplomatic and law enforcement tensions that arise between nations when one country incarcerates another country's nationals. Transfer was also viewed as a means to ease the administrative burden experienced by the sentencing country when it incarcerated prisoners speaking different languages, having varying dietary needs, practicing different religions and having differing cultural and belief systems.
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-oia/impetus-program
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Extradition is for if you committed crimes in the USA and were found in Austria or something. It's for returning criminals who escaped the authority of law enforcement in the country they committed the crime.
If you were to Austria and got arrested, you'd get thrown in Austrian jail because you committed an Austrian crime. You'd then be deported.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
holy shit they still have tube tv's
i'd break in to prison just to watch some tv
yes it is. in the US its a fucking nightmare. they make it as shitty and low rent on purpose and have to be stuck in there would loud, stinking naggers and spics. Imagine the smell being around a horde of nasty naggers all the time.
and a ton of state prisons are privately owned, which makes them infamously worse than federal prison.
If these homosexuals can get snacks and blankets and photos and calendars on the wall then I'm sure they'd be okay with me paying $15 a month for YouTube premium
>He doesn't know that most major isps in Australia block LULZ by default
If you live in Australia a you need to change your DNS settings to even access LULZ. Good luck getting your router settings changed in prison.
Low security prisons in Canada are bit like this. They have rooms, the doors are magnetic locks. For whatever reason they put the televisions in cages.
Honestly this is better than not.being in jail. Out here i have to fuckin work, pay taxes, do bullshit. There u can just be philosophical, jacked, chill, watch TV, write and do hobbies. And its not fucked like USA prisons. Canadian prisojs are pretty shityy too.
Probably just an agreed upon "closed door." They don't have a door, so the towel indicates that the barrier is there and they don't want anyone entering.
If a man steps over the threshold of your towel, you are legally allowed to kill him. This is abo law of the land the prisons are built on. Got to respect that
I'd rather have my own cell or solitary dorm room, even if it small it still beats living in open bays basic training style or like an office slave who can never leave his cubicle.
BETTER THAN THE 9-5 WAGIE SLAVE CUBICLES THAT NORMIES HAVE TO REPORT TO EVERYDAY SO THAT THEY CAN DO THEIR BUSY BEE DRONE WORK SO THAT THEY CAN SERVICE THEIR LIFETIME DEBT AND HAVE A SLICE OF AVOCADO TOAST ON SUNDAY MORNING.
naggers are manufactured by over policing poverty stricken neighborhoods to feed the private prisons industry.
It goes deep and way back since redlining days and the crack epidemic.
When they got their shit together they destroyed the black communities.
Just like how the middle east is kept in a perpetual state of being a shithole
By proping up puppet dictators to keep the military industrial complex fed.
The united states government is a Cancer to the world
The people are okay though
The point of the American Prison-Industrial Complex is not rehabilitation.
The point of the American Prison-Industrial Complex is centralization and organization of criminals.
If the USA wanted to reduce crime, they'd immediately segregate prisons based on race to reduce inter-racial conflict and organization. If you put all criminals of one race together, they will organize against each other. By putting all races together, they organize against each other, thus creating the Organized Crime-Industrial Complex and creating more criminals over time.
White Americans have developed a bootlicking, punitive mentality. It's a result or protestantism/puritanism. This mentality has the same origin as their feverish nagger-worship and moralizing.
Yes I'm well aware. He'd either become my friend or id smash him the fuck out bad enough i wouldnt be at risk because he would be a cripple. I know what I'm talking about and just don't want schizos I can't control walking around, but I'm a heavy, and yoked.
>Maybe if you had better prison conditions, you'd have less people in jail.
This is true. American prisons are a thug factory.
You can't rehabilitate the nagger out of them.
Except Europe was basically an Africa-tier shithole until the defeat of the Third Reich. I find it difficult to believe that we became notably whiter in the past eighty years.
This makes me want to make an animated skit about judges, lawyers and guards telling a guy >Prison is quite nice
And the inmate is more and more afraid, thinking they are being sarcastic.
But he gets to his prison finally and it's a swanky, comfy literally nice place.
Reminds me of a Real Husbands of Hollywood episode:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7yuy8o
The wives of a bunch of the cast get sent to prison and try to act tough because they all watch Orange is the New Black
ours are built by zog. concrete box with steel doors and metal bunk beds with a rubber mattress. stainless steel sink on top of the toilet. doors have a thin window and latch that opens to serve food. window in the cell is slim and typically faces a concrete wall or a series of fencing and razor wire with cameras everywhere. pretty bleak when it’s lockdown and you’re stuck in there with a schizophrenic crackhead nagger coming down off a bender with a murder beef hanging over his head >t. former inmate
>by making earth a ball, they have created a prison without walls
as compared to the "Firmament" with very concrete walls? You know this is a documented CIA op right?
Is it ever explicitly stated that the Firmament is a Dome? Only that it stretches to the four corners of the world or whatever... For all we know, the Firmament is a level plane just like the Earth, both of which stretch on infinitely.
it's a israeli psyop so you'll discredit yourselves and turn your weaponized autism away from their crimes and onto a completely unprovable and unnecessary snipe hunt anon.
My weaponized autism can walk and chew gum, homosexual
Just because I have a more developed and nuanced take than 99% of other people does not mean I spent anymore than the time it took to type that post conceiving the idea.
I am orders of magnitude more intelligent than you. I can develop theories never theorized before in the time it takes you to velcro your shoes.
sweet do a trick with you overinflated sense of self worth and supposed intelligence.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you’re suffering from crippling narcissism. Don’t worry, as long as you don’t leave your house or interact with anyone face-to-face, you won’t be humbled.
Sounds like you’re suffering from crippling narcissism. Don’t worry, as long as you don’t leave your house or interact with anyone face-to-face, you won’t be humbled.
>researches everything except for the directed psyop program he's fallen for >goes on anonymous Bhutanese bowling forum to brag about IQ >has no understanding of cognitive dissonance
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3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>directed psyop program he's fallen for
how is it a psyop to say that I think prison exists to create organized crime?
nobody told me that... I just came up with it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
holy shit you are fucking retarded >https://themillenniumreport.com/2017/11/fake-flat-earth-conspiracy-finally-outed-as-cia-psyop/
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
oh you're talking about this one random comment I made
Is it ever explicitly stated that the Firmament is a Dome? Only that it stretches to the four corners of the world or whatever... For all we know, the Firmament is a level plane just like the Earth, both of which stretch on infinitely.
Looks rough, no question about that, but the jail I was at also did 24 hour lockdowns with one other person in a very, very small cell. So small one person would have to sit down for the other to walk to walk by. Absolutely insane. That, with a broken TV watched through the glass of the cell and a mesh divider fucking sucked. I cannot honestly say I wouldn't take what they have.
Mac security? People would be beaten with their monitors here. That must be low sec unit in max security prison. No way abbos are not smoking their monitor screens in that environment.
Where in Australia? I spent a couple of days in maximum security waiting for my bail application and it was two to a cell with a steel door. Just me in mine though because it was at the peak of COVID and they quarantined all new arrivals for a week and I got bail before the quarantine was up
The jail I was in still did two weeks of quarantine even after Covid was "over." 23-and-1's i.e. 23 hours locked down, 1 hour out to walk around for a bit and use the phones. The 23 hours were locked down with up to 3 other people.
Not really. Prison itself was alright, but I spent a week in court cells before I got transferred there and that was the worst thing I've ever fucking done
Why didn't you enjoy the court cells? Lights were on 2r/7?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
A few reasons >whole place was painted fucking yellow >lights on from 7-11 >TV, but all you could do was turn it off or change the channel, was used as an alarm clock too when every tv in each cell all came on at 7 when the lights came on too, had to keep track of the time by using abc news, which has the time showing 24/7 on it >shower time was when a guard came and opened the cell door so that you could wander into the bigger yellow room, showers had mildew all over the floor and no temperature control for the almost boiling water that shot out, other cunts could look out of their cells at you while you showered too >food was all shit and prepackaged and microwaved >only contact with the outside world was some volunteers who came in and asked if there was anyone they wanted me to call and what should they say, then they'd fuck off for half an hour and come back to say whatever who they'd called said back, they also got you a change of clothes if you wanted >literally fucking nothing to do
Coffee they served with every meal was pretty fucking good though, I must admit
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hey it sounds alright.
I was thinking the other day though, what are the chances if eating that grub and NOT getting bowel cancer over the years?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah it was shit. Might have been better if I had a cellmate, but the isolation meant that I was getting into my own head. I was wishing that the guards would come in and beat me or something by the end of it, just so that literally fucking anything interesting would happen
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Coffee they served with every meal was pretty fucking good though, I must admit
No kidding
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Don't know how they made it, but to this day it's the best coffee I've ever had
Not as nice as UK prisons but nice. Gym, play pool all day, tv in every cell. Ethnically homogeneous. Mostly Irish, a lot of Irish travellers and some Easter euros. No rape culture. No naggers and muzzies. Just hang out with the boys on the wing and smoke weed.
Max security prisons are huge waste of money especially if they are fucking hotel rooms. If you killed someone you either get shot and buried in unmarked mass grave or you work 25 years in gulag with barely enough food to survive
Here in France at least we have the decency to put them in something that look like a prison for human and not some gay coworking spaces/youth hostels !
Imagine you go in prison and it look that gay. Have some respect for other human at least !
>He doesn't think the sudden surge of Triad chinks, Mudslime wahhabists, and rapist poos into his country won't burden the prison system
Australian prisons gonna start looking like Rikers Island in a few years. But at least you could consider yourself lucky that down under doesn't have a random chimp event nagger crisis
That's a prison? Looks comfy. I thought OP was joking about cubicle jobs being prison-like, and then i saw there were beds too, so I thought, waw, a company that makes people work 24x7. But naw, waw that's a prison, looks comfy.
Amerigolem prisons are basically third world tier except in outwars appearence, filled with ethnic prison gangs, guard corruption, and gay rape. A complete nightmare to be in for long-term inmates.
This, imagine going to a prison and its a cubicle office work space, might aswel hit someone to the face as soons as possible to just get the hell up out of there and be put in a cell
my wife works at one and you have to be more specific. >federal or state
state usually sucks tits and it dependent on local region. >harris county is probably the worst in this country. complete dog shit where its totally master/slave mentality. >federal though? OH BOY. you get it all medical dental, psychiatric..... i mean name it and the feds will pay for it.
if your gonna do crim ein america at least take more than 10k so you can ge the good prison..
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or dont get registered with the gubbment so you can claim to be an illegal and get all that in 3 months and be released on the street.
OH EM GEE
you want to talk about the good life?
indian 9and i mean native american) prisons are FUCKING NICE
like they treat you like shit but maximum penalty for ANYTHING is 7 years. >caught with an ounce of meth? 7 years >killed your wife in cold blood? 7 years >killed the president of america? well thats gonna bea legal battle between the navaho and the feds but you are most likely only gona get seven years.
they get internet access?
CCTV prolly
why would every cubicle need a screen for CCTV? that makes no sense.
CCTV doesn't necessarily meansecurity cams
what they likely have is like the TVs in doctor's offices
channel one plays arts and crafts videos on a loop
channel 2 is nature documentaries
channel 3 is classical music
all streamed from a server inside the prison
I love that a Hungarian poster is teaching an Amerifat how to speak English.
Surveillance tracking chip panopticon
Give up your privacy I love you
No but they get TV, and i think they can do basic shit like banking and ordering from the shop.
Kinda makes sense it'd be cheaper to use the pod than tie up human stuff.
damn... I honestly wouldn't mind staying in this prison if I got access to YouTube and LULZ. Don't care if my connection is totally monitored.
I'd lose my mind locked in a room with TV and low-IQ TV watchers though.
The place has next to 0 assaults. Makes sense, one false move and everything's on CCTV and they ship you back to the metal cells.
Seems to be as nice as living in a college dorm without the hassle of going to class.
Austria looks pretty comfy, like a hotel.
Best part is it's rent free
Those say minimum.
Sounds like a kinda sweet deal, not gonna lie. In the US when you’re free you’re really not unless you’re in the upper echelons of society. You’re always worrying about your next bill, if the next illness or injury ruins your finances forever, or whether or not you’re going to get randomly shot by some dude.
American prisoners get very few rights and the prisons themselves are designed to break a person so completely that they’ll turn the into repeat offenders. In some larger cities people live as free people in conditions that make Aussie prison look like paradise. I don’t live in a Third World tier area but I do live near in an overpriced shit box near the hood which expands more and more every year with very little hope of my life improving any time soon.
Picrel: this isn’t the Congo, this is actually Southern California. If I could post another pic then it would be the river in Cleveland which is so toxic that it’s flammable.
I've seen Shot Caller, is it really like that? All of them housed together?
Seems like they're asking for trouble and creating a need for gangs in the first place.
That all makes sense.... what doesn't is why you put up with it.
>why you put up with it
Sorry anon, but after 10 generations of living in America as law abiding citizens who never went to jail it's kind of hard to blame me for the developments of the past few decades.
I do what I can by autistically understanding the rationale behind our prison system and advocating against it as best as I can.
It's difficult because many naggers, spics, mudlsimes, and homosexuals belong in prison, so I can't advocate for abolition. I am left with making a nuanced point that not many care to hear.
If I am elected President, I will fix it on day 1, but I am not eligible to run until 2032, so until then I doubt anything will change.
Well said
Fuck that pretentious fag
We really need people who don’t have this dualistic view of “There are good people and there are bad people, that’s just how it is”. People who have been through the prison system are conveniently kept out of view of society. Most people have never met a criminal in their entire lives. If you have familial association with people who have been snagged by the prison system you can see the utter multigenerational destruction that it causes.
My uncle was incarcerated for 5 years for check fraud and was put in the same place as murderers and gang members. It truly is a trap. He has (or more accurately had) a wife, a son, and a daughter. His wife stuck with him through his sentence, but his daughter drifted away and his son still thought his dad was a good guy. After he was released he couldn’t find a job to save his life. He left prison with literally nothing, just a wallet with a $20 bill in it, a black hoodie, and he had to leave with his prison issued pants and shoes since his pants and shoes that he was wearing when he got arrested had been “lost”. No skills, no avenue for picking up his life where left off, nothing. Just a 5 year span in his life that was effectively deleted.
Of course, he got locked up again, this time for selling cocaine, on a 10 year sentence due to minimum sentencing laws. His wife found another man who is abusive and controlling due to him and her having a codependent relationship over alcohol, daughter is dating naggers and has a raging benzo habit, and his son is showing signs of ending up in the system himself since he’s tried to overcompensate for the lack of a father figure by adopting hood culture. Now my uncle actually feels more at home in prison than outside because society is so hostile against ex-cons. He’ll probably die in prison. His story is one of millions. That’s so goddamn depressing.
I’ve never been to prison but I don’t think it’s so bad that some white collar guy transforms into the leader of a prison gang or anything like that. I do have an uncle who went to state prison as a nonviolent offender and he saw multiple people die in violent prison incidents, he was in for only a 5-year stint. He’s back in because it was nearly impossible for him to get legitimate employment as an ex-con due to his crime being related to financial fraud.
As more and more prisons get privatized Shot Caller become more and more like a reality as prisons cut costs to the bone, living space is reduced, and the prisons and financially incentivized to have more people locked. Some prisons have programs where the inmates make the prison more self-sustaining such as raising animals and growing food for the prison so that the prison doesn’t have to pay for it. Others actually contract prison labor to private companies and pay them $0.50/hr just so that they can say that they’re not employing slave labor.
This mostly happens in the southern US states since the attitude down there is that prisoners are not actually people and that all crime only exist because people are born with an unfixable moral condition. Or that people are only in prison because Jesus wants them to be. It’s easy to say that criminals are just all naturally bad people if you’ve never actually met one.
It is easy to make up shit about Southerners when you have never met one homosexual.
Lol
I guess you forgot the Australian COVID concentration camps
No shame
People would be killed with those weights here as well.
They banned weights even at the min sec prison in my town. Yard weights are available but they're welded to the bars and in the yard. I'm sure people still get fucked up with them.
Only place here without cctv is bathrooms and people are violently assaulted daily in there. Everyone knows when it's happening too so everyone files in and out to obscure who is doing the beating.
>mobile phone of table
nice try homosexual, that's just some regular institution
shouldn't you be observing the sabbath instead of working for shekels israelite cunt?
The worst part is that even if I went to one of these countries to commit a crime I'd still get extradited back to America.
The only prisons I'd actually get stuck in without extradition are in absolute shitholes.
Australia makes crims serve their time here and then deports them when the sentence is up
You don’t get extradited to the country you’re from for crimes committed in a different country, retard.
>The International Prisoner Transfer Program began in 1977 after Congress passed enabling legislation (18 U.S.C. §§4100-4115) and the Federal Government negotiated the first in a series of treaties to permit the transfer of prisoners from countries in which they had been convicted and sentenced of crimes to their home countries. After transfer, the home or receiving country assumes responsibility for administering the transferred sentence. The transfer program is intended to facilitate the rehabilitation of the transferred offenders and to relieve some of the administration and diplomatic issues that arise with the incarceration of foreign nationals. In addition to foreign national prisoners in federal custody and Americans sentenced abroad, foreign national prisoners in state custody are also eligible to participate in the program.
>Prisoners may only be transferred to and from those countries with which the United States has a treaty. (Participating countries are listed on this site.) While all prisoner transfer treaties are negotiated principally by the U.S. Department of State, the program itself is administered by the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ). The transfer decision is a discretionary one based on the satisfaction of statutory and treaty requirements and is informed by internal guidelines that are applied to the unique facts of each case.
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-oia/iptu
List Of Participating Countries/Governments
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-oia/list-participating-countriesgovernments
Impetus for the Program
>The initial impetus for the United States to develop an international prisoner transfer program was concern over the poor conditions to which Americans convicted in some countries were exposed. The transfer program was viewed as a means of returning these Americans to the United States and allowing them to serve their sentences in American prisons. Concern over the prison conditions experienced by Americans incarcerated abroad, however, was not the only reason that the United States decided to institute the transfer program. Indeed there was a fundamental belief that the rehabilitative prospects of a prisoner were strongest if the prisoner was located near his home where he could be close to family and friends, in a familiar culture, and in a place where his native language was spoken. In addition, there was a recognition that transfer would provide a means to ease the diplomatic and law enforcement tensions that arise between nations when one country incarcerates another country's nationals. Transfer was also viewed as a means to ease the administrative burden experienced by the sentencing country when it incarcerated prisoners speaking different languages, having varying dietary needs, practicing different religions and having differing cultural and belief systems.
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-oia/impetus-program
Extradition is for if you committed crimes in the USA and were found in Austria or something. It's for returning criminals who escaped the authority of law enforcement in the country they committed the crime.
If you were to Austria and got arrested, you'd get thrown in Austrian jail because you committed an Austrian crime. You'd then be deported.
holy shit they still have tube tv's
i'd break in to prison just to watch some tv
I think I’d rather sleep in a concrete cell than a fucking office cubicle
This. No autonomy, everything is visible to everyone else.
would be comfy if the walls were slightly higher
This is why "hard time" is a myth and PYSOP, they're trying to make people afraid of going to prison which in real life, is not that bad.
yes it is. in the US its a fucking nightmare. they make it as shitty and low rent on purpose and have to be stuck in there would loud, stinking naggers and spics. Imagine the smell being around a horde of nasty naggers all the time.
and a ton of state prisons are privately owned, which makes them infamously worse than federal prison.
What if it's YouTube but no ad blocker?
If these homosexuals can get snacks and blankets and photos and calendars on the wall then I'm sure they'd be okay with me paying $15 a month for YouTube premium
>He doesn't know that most major isps in Australia block LULZ by default
If you live in Australia a you need to change your DNS settings to even access LULZ. Good luck getting your router settings changed in prison.
in american prison you get a cell phone and use it to venmo $800 to your GF so she can buy 2 fancy dogs.
Low security prisons in Canada are bit like this. They have rooms, the doors are magnetic locks. For whatever reason they put the televisions in cages.
Honestly this is better than not.being in jail. Out here i have to fuckin work, pay taxes, do bullshit. There u can just be philosophical, jacked, chill, watch TV, write and do hobbies. And its not fucked like USA prisons. Canadian prisojs are pretty shityy too.
they live better than me
Just go to prison bro
but you can't go outsi--- never mind
That's your fault you lazy homosexual.
The rolled up towels blocking their cubicle?
probably just schizo normalized behavior
druggies and retards in prison will adopt weird schizo behavior like this
Privacy curtain
Probably just an agreed upon "closed door." They don't have a door, so the towel indicates that the barrier is there and they don't want anyone entering.
If a man steps over the threshold of your towel, you are legally allowed to kill him. This is abo law of the land the prisons are built on. Got to respect that
in case someone decides to flood the block with saved up piss & shit your cell will stay dry
TO KEEP THE DRAUGHTS OUT.
Man imagine if they played starcraft
imagine playing starcraft, counter strike and DOTA with your prison bros all day. kino as fuck
Yea, if you want to keep them around this is much better treatment.
Lol the entire wall is covered with cut outs of women. He lonely af
tfw you're trying to watch Home and Away and Bruce is blasting Neighbours in the next pod over
they get to access their Centrelink and order Bangs
What's with the Anglos and cubicles? The real bugmen.
Cubicles are comfy. I bet you like open air configurations or pods with no privacy, like an actual bugman.
I'd rather have my own cell or solitary dorm room, even if it small it still beats living in open bays basic training style or like an office slave who can never leave his cubicle.
maximum security my fucking asshole, it looks like an adult daycare
woow what a luxurious office
THIS.
BETTER THAN THE 9-5 WAGIE SLAVE CUBICLES THAT NORMIES HAVE TO REPORT TO EVERYDAY SO THAT THEY CAN DO THEIR BUSY BEE DRONE WORK SO THAT THEY CAN SERVICE THEIR LIFETIME DEBT AND HAVE A SLICE OF AVOCADO TOAST ON SUNDAY MORNING.
What the fuck I’m a free man and I live in worse conditions than that
>free
Here's maximum security in Norway
Australian prison looks like a wagie's office. Lmao
When you don’t have naggers, you can have better conditions.
Maybe if you had better prison conditions, you'd have less people in jail.
You can't just cram em in like sardines and expect any kind of rehabilitation.
You can't rehabilitate the nagger out of them.
naggers are manufactured by over policing poverty stricken neighborhoods to feed the private prisons industry.
It goes deep and way back since redlining days and the crack epidemic.
When they got their shit together they destroyed the black communities.
Just like how the middle east is kept in a perpetual state of being a shithole
By proping up puppet dictators to keep the military industrial complex fed.
The united states government is a Cancer to the world
The people are okay though
The point of the American Prison-Industrial Complex is not rehabilitation.
The point of the American Prison-Industrial Complex is centralization and organization of criminals.
If the USA wanted to reduce crime, they'd immediately segregate prisons based on race to reduce inter-racial conflict and organization. If you put all criminals of one race together, they will organize against each other. By putting all races together, they organize against each other, thus creating the Organized Crime-Industrial Complex and creating more criminals over time.
dont forget the private prisons raking in tax payer dollars
White Americans have developed a bootlicking, punitive mentality. It's a result or protestantism/puritanism. This mentality has the same origin as their feverish nagger-worship and moralizing.
Ah yes because making jails comfortable is what’ll keep people from wanting to go there
I'd rather be here tbh. I don't want people able to access me while I sleep.
You realize you don't get the cells to yourself, right? You're going to be locking down every night with a bunkie.
Yes I'm well aware. He'd either become my friend or id smash him the fuck out bad enough i wouldnt be at risk because he would be a cripple. I know what I'm talking about and just don't want schizos I can't control walking around, but I'm a heavy, and yoked.
How heavy?
6"2 250 and jacked
Damn, that is heavy
Well tongue my asshole and I'll call you a nagger. This thread is done.
I'll knock you out
>Maybe if you had better prison conditions, you'd have less people in jail.
This is true. American prisons are a thug factory.
Except Europe was basically an Africa-tier shithole until the defeat of the Third Reich. I find it difficult to believe that we became notably whiter in the past eighty years.
finns are basically israelite at this point
Finn posters have seen better days
Danish prisons are quite nice.
You get a gay little rolly pillow? I love the gay little rolly pillows.
This makes me want to make an animated skit about judges, lawyers and guards telling a guy
>Prison is quite nice
And the inmate is more and more afraid, thinking they are being sarcastic.
But he gets to his prison finally and it's a swanky, comfy literally nice place.
>man commits crimes to avoid working a real job, paying bills and the rat race of life
I am down.
Reminds me of a Real Husbands of Hollywood episode:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7yuy8o
The wives of a bunch of the cast get sent to prison and try to act tough because they all watch Orange is the New Black
would be a terrible place for chronic masturbators
speak for yourself
ours are built by zog. concrete box with steel doors and metal bunk beds with a rubber mattress. stainless steel sink on top of the toilet. doors have a thin window and latch that opens to serve food. window in the cell is slim and typically faces a concrete wall or a series of fencing and razor wire with cameras everywhere. pretty bleak when it’s lockdown and you’re stuck in there with a schizophrenic crackhead nagger coming down off a bender with a murder beef hanging over his head
>t. former inmate
What's the hole like?
how come US prisons are so shit compared to all these
Because we like to watch criminals suffer, that's literally it. It would be reasonably cheap to give them a facility like this but we decide not to.
>Fake israeli news
That's the medical facility for non violent criminals during the day hours - not a legitimate prison lockdown setup.
Check the TV prison show OZ if you want truth.
>by making earth a ball, they have created a prison without walls
as compared to the "Firmament" with very concrete walls? You know this is a documented CIA op right?
Is it ever explicitly stated that the Firmament is a Dome? Only that it stretches to the four corners of the world or whatever... For all we know, the Firmament is a level plane just like the Earth, both of which stretch on infinitely.
it's a israeli psyop so you'll discredit yourselves and turn your weaponized autism away from their crimes and onto a completely unprovable and unnecessary snipe hunt anon.
My weaponized autism can walk and chew gum, homosexual
Just because I have a more developed and nuanced take than 99% of other people does not mean I spent anymore than the time it took to type that post conceiving the idea.
I am orders of magnitude more intelligent than you. I can develop theories never theorized before in the time it takes you to velcro your shoes.
sweet do a trick with you overinflated sense of self worth and supposed intelligence.
demoralization israelite arriving on cue
Sounds like you’re suffering from crippling narcissism. Don’t worry, as long as you don’t leave your house or interact with anyone face-to-face, you won’t be humbled.
>researches everything except for the directed psyop program he's fallen for
>goes on anonymous Bhutanese bowling forum to brag about IQ
>has no understanding of cognitive dissonance
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>directed psyop program he's fallen for
how is it a psyop to say that I think prison exists to create organized crime?
nobody told me that... I just came up with it.
holy shit you are fucking retarded
>https://themillenniumreport.com/2017/11/fake-flat-earth-conspiracy-finally-outed-as-cia-psyop/
oh you're talking about this one random comment I made
amongst the 15 replies I made in this thread
The firmament isn't real in the sense that flat earth schizos believe. I am a mariner and none of my shit works in a flat earth.
I thought it was an office with cubicles
Looks better than most modern day offices.
Nice office you got there, bro.
Brazil anons... Do we tell them?
imagine the smell
since we're talking about that can we get indian prisons now
Funny thing is that's a better TV than I've seen in American jails. Bet they get cable too.
they sleep there though
Looks rough, no question about that, but the jail I was at also did 24 hour lockdowns with one other person in a very, very small cell. So small one person would have to sit down for the other to walk to walk by. Absolutely insane. That, with a broken TV watched through the glass of the cell and a mesh divider fucking sucked. I cannot honestly say I wouldn't take what they have.
That's how all white Australians will live in 50 years after we destroy america and buy all your best property.
why are the only websites reporting this in russia?
Serious question: if prison is so similar to a corporate office, why don't corporations hire the incarcerated to do their office work?
>less serious question: if prison is so similar to a corporate office, why don't corporations incarcerate their office workers?
was in pollsmoor for 7 years for murder as a whitey
did you have fun ?
you fucking liar
Did you meet any numbers ganger?
Unless you're disabled or a VIP (like Zuma) you don't get a private cell.
he already said he was white
Covid camps for honorary kangaroos.
TVD. Total Vaxxtard Death.
Now look here neville you made me chop off me own ear.
Mac security? People would be beaten with their monitors here. That must be low sec unit in max security prison. No way abbos are not smoking their monitor screens in that environment.
WTF??? That looks exactly like my FAANG cubicle. At least I get Sundays off though.
Has no one ever noticed that you might be able to climb out of the cell?
Where in Australia? I spent a couple of days in maximum security waiting for my bail application and it was two to a cell with a steel door. Just me in mine though because it was at the peak of COVID and they quarantined all new arrivals for a week and I got bail before the quarantine was up
The jail I was in still did two weeks of quarantine even after Covid was "over." 23-and-1's i.e. 23 hours locked down, 1 hour out to walk around for a bit and use the phones. The 23 hours were locked down with up to 3 other people.
I didn't get the 1. That came after the first week of quarantine, and I was out before then
Did you enjoy the adventure?
Not really. Prison itself was alright, but I spent a week in court cells before I got transferred there and that was the worst thing I've ever fucking done
Why didn't you enjoy the court cells? Lights were on 2r/7?
A few reasons
>whole place was painted fucking yellow
>lights on from 7-11
>TV, but all you could do was turn it off or change the channel, was used as an alarm clock too when every tv in each cell all came on at 7 when the lights came on too, had to keep track of the time by using abc news, which has the time showing 24/7 on it
>shower time was when a guard came and opened the cell door so that you could wander into the bigger yellow room, showers had mildew all over the floor and no temperature control for the almost boiling water that shot out, other cunts could look out of their cells at you while you showered too
>food was all shit and prepackaged and microwaved
>only contact with the outside world was some volunteers who came in and asked if there was anyone they wanted me to call and what should they say, then they'd fuck off for half an hour and come back to say whatever who they'd called said back, they also got you a change of clothes if you wanted
>literally fucking nothing to do
Coffee they served with every meal was pretty fucking good though, I must admit
Hey it sounds alright.
I was thinking the other day though, what are the chances if eating that grub and NOT getting bowel cancer over the years?
Nah it was shit. Might have been better if I had a cellmate, but the isolation meant that I was getting into my own head. I was wishing that the guards would come in and beat me or something by the end of it, just so that literally fucking anything interesting would happen
>Coffee they served with every meal was pretty fucking good though, I must admit
No kidding
Don't know how they made it, but to this day it's the best coffee I've ever had
It looks just like the office of my company.
Not as nice as UK prisons but nice. Gym, play pool all day, tv in every cell. Ethnically homogeneous. Mostly Irish, a lot of Irish travellers and some Easter euros. No rape culture. No naggers and muzzies. Just hang out with the boys on the wing and smoke weed.
Do they get Home and Away?
Yeah but it's all Home, not so much with the Away.
prison in America is tough (especially if you're the only child molester).
my prison name was mitochondria, I was the powerhouse of the cell
i thought this was some faggy tech company office
WTF I thought it was a office space
Max security prisons are huge waste of money especially if they are fucking hotel rooms. If you killed someone you either get shot and buried in unmarked mass grave or you work 25 years in gulag with barely enough food to survive
>forced to permanently live in a communal office cubical
Holy fuck, pure hell.
I would act batshit crazy and get sent to solitary ASAP.
Here in France at least we have the decency to put them in something that look like a prison for human and not some gay coworking spaces/youth hostels !
Imagine you go in prison and it look that gay. Have some respect for other human at least !
this looks like a Melville movie from the 70s
i like it
dirt, grime and exposed pipes like it's supposed to be
That's a based cell. I did time is a very similar one.
those windows have glass in them?
It's time to collapse it all. It all sux.
>He doesn't think the sudden surge of Triad chinks, Mudslime wahhabists, and rapist poos into his country won't burden the prison system
Australian prisons gonna start looking like Rikers Island in a few years. But at least you could consider yourself lucky that down under doesn't have a random chimp event nagger crisis
midnight express is child's play in comparison
venezuela?
nope, that's here. Metropolitan Buenos Aires prisons are hell on earth
Do you have any idea what an office the size of that cubicle costs here!?
What's the difference?
>Pic related, maximum security in Australia
I thought the entire island of Australia was a prison?
Mfw I realise it is a prison and not a humorous joke about modernity and corporate culture
That's a prison? Looks comfy. I thought OP was joking about cubicle jobs being prison-like, and then i saw there were beds too, so I thought, waw, a company that makes people work 24x7. But naw, waw that's a prison, looks comfy.
maximum security?
Amerigolem prisons are basically third world tier except in outwars appearence, filled with ethnic prison gangs, guard corruption, and gay rape. A complete nightmare to be in for long-term inmates.
this is what all prison cells looked like befor black people this is what they took away from you pol
That looks comfy, I need to get arrested In Australian
Anglos rewarding people for being criminals, nothing surprising considering they are the biggest cucks ever.
No bed. You sleep on a futon on the floor.
98% conviction rate in Japan so at least there will be no innocent people in there.
it looks like actual hell. i would rather have a cell and bars.
This, imagine going to a prison and its a cubicle office work space, might aswel hit someone to the face as soons as possible to just get the hell up out of there and be put in a cell
my wife works at one and you have to be more specific.
>federal or state
state usually sucks tits and it dependent on local region.
>harris county is probably the worst in this country. complete dog shit where its totally master/slave mentality.
>federal though? OH BOY. you get it all medical dental, psychiatric..... i mean name it and the feds will pay for it.
if your gonna do crim ein america at least take more than 10k so you can ge the good prison..
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or dont get registered with the gubbment so you can claim to be an illegal and get all that in 3 months and be released on the street.
OH EM GEE
you want to talk about the good life?
indian 9and i mean native american) prisons are FUCKING NICE
like they treat you like shit but maximum penalty for ANYTHING is 7 years.
>caught with an ounce of meth? 7 years
>killed your wife in cold blood? 7 years
>killed the president of america? well thats gonna bea legal battle between the navaho and the feds but you are most likely only gona get seven years.
>How do prisons look in your country?
I don't know, I'm white, I've never been to prison.
Long story short America needs a cleansing but these people had their nation burned from under them and joined their enemy.
The prisoners are controlling the jail and everyone needs to be shot because of it.
comfy, same pic but CA
This looks autisticly comfy as fuck, who do I stab to get in, Hillary?
Here's a typical cell in a highest security prison in Sweden
Looks like a typical room on display at IKEA fr fr no cap
i would want a closed cell. imagine hearing all the jack-offs and smelling all the farts
Incarceration is an abomination, crime should only be punished by forced labor or execution
Like an actual prison
mostly scousers and pakis from what I saw
Probably a maximum security prison that has low security dorms for good behaviour.
No way max security prisoners have that much free roaming.
> prison
What the actual fuck. I was looking at that image for awhile thinking that's a pretty comfy office space, before reading the caption..