how do i summon aliens?

how do i summon aliens?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get naked and run through the streets at 3am, the aliens will be there.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best way to get their attention is public nudity. I'm not kidding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *terminator theme song plays*
      We must distract aliens with our sexy bodies so they stop kidnapping people at night anon... it is the only way to save earth

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Casual SOL enjoyer

    Praise SOL

    It'll happen fer sure.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually do a sort of meditation ritual, kind of like channeling. I get into a calm state while projecting my awareness, focusing on contact. Personally I use masturbation to help achieve the state of deep comfort needed. When I feel their presence I put my legs behind my head and cum on my own face, then lay back and stay perfectly still. This will coax them out of the shadows and they will slowly close in and start licking your face for the nutrients.

    Works every time

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't afford the requisite lessons (meals not included)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never has there been a more obvious lizard man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could not be more wrong. The lizard people aren't jacked. That's because all their manual labor is performed by the mole people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Sage

      It is literally 5$ for the online program, and like 10$ for the mobile app.

      Not expensive for the most part.

      And the retreats and more about networking with others with that kind of disposable, or saved up, income. Greer runs Sirius Disclosure, you don't think he has next level insider trade abilities?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Sage

        Greer also has plenty of free videos on his youtube channel

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play some blink 182 and pay hal puthoff and his cia friends money to use you as a useful idiot and personally psyop you. Worked for tom delonge atleast.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FML

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smoke DMT

    https://qualiacomputing.com/2023/08/11/are-dmt-entities-and-ufos-connected-robin-hanson-alien-politics-and-subagentic-structures/

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go outside, pull your pants down. point your ass at the sky

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high dose psychs. If you start seeing shadow people inside, go outside look up at the night sky. You might see a craft

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's in easy spell to pull off all you have to do is drive to home Depot and park in the front

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CE5 protocols. Ayys are wizards, and you can be one too.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you want from some ayys?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Isolate yourself for a couple years
    2. Mess up your timeline
    3. Drugs

    They are already there you just don't see them.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you put out cans of tecate and modelo on the sidewalk in front of home depot at 4 A.M.

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