How do I stop getting sexual thoughts about my cousin?
How do I stop getting sexual thoughts about my cousin?
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You don't. You just don't take them seriously, you take it for what it is. That is; an acknowledgement that you're genetically compatible with your own family. You leave it there.
you fall in love with someone else, which shouldn't be too hard assuming you are a horny teen. which you definitely are.
I'm 23, she's 25. She was flat as a board for the majority of her life until very recently, idk how that works. She was commenting to me that she should start going to the gym more because she was getting soft and start poking at her stomach. I tried so fucking hard to to pop a boner, i avoided making eye-contact with her for the rest of the day
I don't ever plan on acting on it, i don't want to risk everything in my life and be known as a freak. I tried getting a job and going back to school and while I've been talking to a lot more girls than I've ever been before in my life i still get hard whenever she comes over to visit wearing those tight-jeans
*to not pop a boner
>I don't ever plan on acting on it
you should. cousins are the best fucks.
>She was commenting to me that she should start going to the gym more because she was getting soft and start poking at her stomach
Pass her to me please
just fuck your cousin.
>decade-old preference for women at my height or slightly taller (instant boner)
>family get-together with a few distant relatives i've never met
>they walk in
>instantly notice their daughter seems fairly tall
>she's cute too
>stand up to greet them
>didn't stand up enough
>she might have me by an inch
>shake her hand sheepishly (brain too busy fighting boner)
>seems awkward in the room from the height thing
>calm down after some conversation
>"anon stand next to anonita"
>dip for a sec and put on shoes
>only one in pic wearing shoes
>fast forward 2 years
>float trip with same relatives
>meet them again
>she's even taller now
>hugs going around
>can't help but hug my face into her shoulder (uneven ground too)
>feel her giggle quietly in hug
>thinking about her all night
>take boat out next day
>she's in skimpy bikini
>sits next to me every chance she gets
>she's a head taller than me sitting (long torso)
>eyes at her shoulder height
>she lets the boat movement push her into me a bit
>noticeable boner against my shorts
>cover it awkwardly
>boat bumps hard
>she puts her arm around me and pulls me into her
>feel her giggling against me
>look at her
>"don't worry, i got you"
>dick is crying in agony
>feel her boobs jiggle against my arm
>her amazing thick thighs are longer than mine
>hard as diamonds, if i move my arm or stand up it's game over
>can't do anything
>sit like this with her for next 20 minutes on way back to dock, trapped
>she gets up, stands in front of me
>beautiful ass in my face
>stays standing there
>pull all the tricks on the book and manage the boner down after a minute
>realize again that she's a head taller than me
>boner returns at full force
>grab a beer and cover it nonchalantly
>she keeps making eye contact, down at me, looking up at her
>everyone steps off the boat except her and i
>she stands in the way somewhat
>walk by her
>boobs brush my shoulder
>hear her giggling again behind me
Anon you're not helping my case here
sorry, i'm on day 5 of no nut november. she's technically my niece but a similar age to me so she's basically my cousin, your thread reminded me of that float trip of hell. i hit the character limit so i stopped writing but that was NOT the end of it, she was way more flirty the rest of the night (random hugs and even height taunting/comparisons, she tried to lift me) and i probably blasted my ceiling with nut when i got back.
At least you're lucky enough that you only see her once every few years. Mine lives in my neighborhood
well look man, the thing about hot cousins is that yes they are hot and yes they'll get you going, you're not going to change that... but if you have a girlfriend, you can dump that pent up sexual energy into her instead.
i actually wish i saw my cousin more because she checks every box for me. tall, hot, kind of a dom, and forbidden love. i won't pursue her of course, but i would ogle her every chance i got. it's the same stance as not dating your coworkers but even more off-limits.
my advice is to accept your attraction to her and find a girlfriend to "place your faith into".
cousins aren't forbidden though.
i make that distinction. there's billions of girls out there and hundreds of millions of them are hot.
Yeah but there's only one hot cousin who might fuck you, just saying anon. Don't have to get her pregnant with an incest baby you know.
>How do I stop getting sexual thoughts about my cousin?
Fuck her. She is probably a lousy lay, and once you know, you will stop obsessing.
That's not Nell
1. Have sexual thought
2. While it's happening, override it with disgust / determined lack of approval
3. Get faster at it with practice
4. Eventually so fast that you automatically have disgust / determined opposition.
say it at family dinner in christmas and you will suddenly stop having any sexual thoughts towards him
Well technically incest isn't a problem the first for the first generation of it, now if you have babies with your cousin and those babies had babies with sisters/brother then you'd be in shit. I say go for it bro, why not. Call it practice with each other and then if you have a kid, meh, low chance it's functionally retarded. This is the most based and redpilled advice you'll get. Good luck.