How do I short chocolate? Do not ask why.
How do I short chocolate? Do not ask why.
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thats how you shart chocolate
You don’t want to short squeeze a chocolate company.
That’s called Hershey squirts
its already been done. havent you heard of fun size candy bars
https://www.theice.com/products/7/Cocoa-Futures
Why are Americans incapable of making good chocolate? Why do chuds love the taste of wax and throw up? Corn syrup?
We have tons of good chocolate
We just export our worst shit
Why do Europeans think we don’t have 100’s of different kinds of chocolate and bread? You guys think America consists of the American aisle at your grocery store.
Lmao no you do not. Absolute cope. Enjoy your seed oils low T anon
I literally purchased an assortment of different Swiss, German, and French chocolates when I did groceries yesterday you fucking retard.
>different Swiss, German, and French chocolates
Yeah the Swiss, German and French aren't incapable of making quality chocolate goyslop anon
you think europoors dont export to the richest country on earth?
That's doesn't answer the question "why are Americans incapable of making actual chocolate and not corn syrup wax?"
When the baseline of acceptable is corn syrup wax, that's what you get. We're willing to eat whatever the fuck so long as it's unhealthy, that's the brice of breedom!
HEY DONT FORGET THE VOMIT CHEMICAL
jeez it's what gives it that american-y tang we all love so much in fatfuck land.
That's the essence of cow you're tasting when you eat American Milk Chocolate.
Butyric acid isn’t the “vomit” chemical.
It’s also in butter and parmesan cheese. Just because something contains in some proportion the same compound as another thing, doesn’t make them remotely the same.
All chocolate tastes bad unless it’s wrapped around peanuts and caramel
We have chocolate without butyric acid too even Hershey makes a high end chocolate brand sold in every grocery store that doesn’t contain butyric acid.
We have more choices available then any other country on the world and we have Europe meme our shot because you guys work for nothing and are mostly unemployed drunks
Europe has been trash since world war 2
After that you guys became our bitch, the dollar became the standard and you watch our tv and movies while we forget your continent even exists
None of you eurofags ever even claim a country, you just talk shit on the US because your obsessed
i'm literally eating turkish figs dipped right now i'm going to dip them in your tears
Literally irrelevant but le epic troll
I won't ask why, but how did you come to desire to do that?
Why?
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Is it because of the mosquitoes?