62 thoughts on “How do I prevent twinkdeath?

  1. Anonymous says:

    The only way to prevent twink death is by dying young. You can delay the twink death, but, if you make it to your mid 30s twink death is inevitable.

    • Anonymous says:

      i’m well into my mid 30’s and i had to shave my head so people stop thinking i’m underage b& irl.
      its gonna hit me all at once like an asian grandma when i turn 40.

    • future says:

      your appearance determines how ppl treat you day to day, 0.5 inches only your sex partners would see don’t matter as much. the confidence boost of a big dick gets replaced by the confidence boost of looking pretty.
      all in all probably worth it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    take care of ur skin early, bmi under 18, get on fin as soon as u noticed thinning, exercise, every morning blow ur cheeks up with air to reduce the creasing along the smile lines.
    im 24 and some ppl think im 17 18 still. besides getting id every time u buy alcohol or cigs and the occasional underage girl trying to hit on u its pretty cool.

    • Anonymous says:

      >im 24 and some ppl think im 17 18 still.
      I think this might be genetics because I treated my body like shit and didn’t do half of what you’re saying and I was still assumed a high schooler up until 28 or so. Shit I’m 32 and went to the barber and the barber asked when I was graduating high school (I think he was just guessing based on my lazy ass outfit tho). I’ve seen people who just look old young. Nothing you can really do about it. Aging happens.

      • Anonymous says:

        I’ve gotten my dads curse. Up until my mid teens strangers would assume that my dad was my brother because they’d grossly underestimate his age.
        I went to a barbershop and the barber asked me if I was "even grown" (this was in the south). I was 21 and she must have thought that I was in the middle of highschool.

    • Anonymous says:

      >every morning blow ur cheeks up with air to reduce the creasing along the smile lines.
      any evidence to this? seems like stretching your face in any capacity would be bad for your skin elasticity and remaining youthful looking

      • Anonymous says:

        something another anon told me about, saw some Korean YouTuber doing it too. when i wake up my smile lines look deeper after i puff my cheeks out a bit the lines become less noticeable. could be a placebo effect since as ur face is more puffy in the morning and becomes less puffy as the day goes on but idk

  3. Anonymous says:

    start the next phase of being a ripened grape a la george clooney. increase test and lift weights, but not so much that your skin gets hecked up and fat.

  4. Anonymous says:

    not eat garbage, wear sunscreen whenever you’re exposed to the sun, drink water, basic skincare, finnasteride and topical minoxidol if you’re balding

    that’s it

  5. Anonymous says:

    You can’t stay a twink forever, it’s inherently tied to youth. You just need to take an honest look at yourself and what aesthetics you can reasonably pursue and pivot to something else. Change is a part of life.

  6. Anonymous says:

    You can’t and you don’t want to. Leo DiCaprio tried and failed and then stopped trying and accepted that he’ll never be The Titanic Leo or R+J Leo, and now he’s hecking hot zoomettes.
    Here’s the recipe: as soon as you turn 25, you start going to the gym 3 times a week, get a shorter haircut than you had in your teens and early 20s (unless you were an autistic twink with a buzz cut, then grow it out a bit) and optionally grow some facial hair.

  7. Anonymous says:

    >how do I stop aging
    Obviously you can’t. You’re no different to anyone else, your youth will disappear eventually. I’m guessing you’re an atheist and/or gay based on this post, and it shows. Enjoy your youth without being degenerate, but it’s not gonna last forever.
    Don’t just coast by on your looks, build something of value. Use your prettyboy looks to find a wife who’s attractive, intelligent, and not a whore. Have a family. Society has had this figured out for centuries and we’ve just thrown it away for some reason.

    • Anonymous says:

      True, but delaying decay is still something worth doing. Most people don’t want to hear that what they have to do is just follow standard health tips though. Wear sunscreen, wash your face, eat vegetables, don’t eat too much sugar, exercise, get enough sleep, don’t smoke/do drugs/drink excessively, and so on.

  8. Anonymous says:

    TwinkDeath is the result of vhs cleaners, chain-smoking for aesthetics, and Vodka Redbulls. Somehow gay love just HAS to be expressed through wanton hedonism for a a certain sect of gays.

    You can look at someone like Mitt Romney who has no drop of alcohol/cigs since birth. Almost 80 and imagine what he could’ve been if he was as religious as using sunscreen in the Utah desert. Not to imply he was a twink… maybe.

  9. Anonymous says:

    the wall comes for us all, male and female. if you’re that desperate to cling on to your boyish looks, avoid getting fat at all costs, get enough sleep, hop on fin at the first sign of hair loss, avoid drinking and smoking, incorporate tret into your pm skincare routine, and for the love of god, SUNSCREEN SUNSCREEN SUNSCREEN. there’s not much you can do beyond that without looking into cosmetic procedures.

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