How do I not get fat in America this is my lunch are they feeding us cum?

>Be me American
>only allowed two types of meals
>The free slops of crap meal
>the "premium" paid meal
>pay $55 a week from part time job to get premium lunch
>premium lunch is pic attached
>how do I eat premium lunch and not die from obesity is the white shit cum?

Feel free to share my Amerimutt gay slops lunch to /misc/ I would have posted there but I am banned.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own lunch you stupid fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are not allowed to as the school says they have to pay for the school lunch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then wait till you're home or just have some snack in the bag and eat it outside? Are you mentally retarded?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck? Thats the desert right? That entire tray is not for a single person is it?
          Then everyone else is a fat fuck in your work?

          This imo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't pay they won't do shit. if they play hardball? some teens protesting out front with some GROOMER SCHOOL MAKES US EAT CUM signs will turn things right the fuck around

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We are not allowed to as the school says they have to pay for the school lunch
        Wat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be 18 or older to post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't pay they won't do shit. if they play hardball? some teens protesting out front with some GROOMER SCHOOL MAKES US EAT CUM signs will turn things right the fuck around

        I'm guessing this is college as high school can't force you to be part of the lunch program, but colleges can and do make being on the school meal plan mandatory for living in the dorms/.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just dont, its not that hard retard
    i always brought my own lunch, whether they wanted me or not
    if i forgot i went to the supermarket and bought lunch
    im not eating that gay poor people food

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a larger breakfast, skip lunch and eat at home.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're retarded if you don't just skip lunch to do work or drugs as an american. I literally never ate school lunch one time in high school. Eat a big breakfast and then eat a fuckton right after school and then a big dinner.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The unbaked part of a youtube short is your lunch...?
    Fucking retards on here actually believing this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iaoOsVC.jpg

      >Be me American
      >only allowed two types of meals
      >The free slops of crap meal
      >the "premium" paid meal
      >pay $55 a week from part time job to get premium lunch
      >premium lunch is pic attached
      >how do I eat premium lunch and not die from obesity is the white shit cum?

      Feel free to share my Amerimutt gay slops lunch to /misc/ I would have posted there but I am banned.

      this.

      this is what a american school lunch looks really like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yikes. what even are the round balls?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to say some sort of potato product? there was that mashed potato video meme on tik tok or whatever
          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XOyC_EVkRBk

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That explains a lot.

        Wtf is that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do they really eat lunch in plastic bins in america?
        that's several thousands being thrown away every single day, no wonder mother nature is dying.
        Learn to eat off fucking plates, janks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My high school used flimsy styrofoam trays, hold it the wrong way and it’ll cave in

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            again, what's wrong with porcelain?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you kidding? kids would smash them and the really bad kids would use the shards as knives

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you fucking talking about. if that was true the kids would already be smashing the cafeteria windows and using the actual knives as knives

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are no knives and smashing a window is a lot less impulsive than just hearing food fight! and chimping out

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you cutting your food with? or is genuinely just cum slop like OP's pic?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have actual brain damage?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds more like american teachers have brain damage if they cant stop kids from killing each other with porcelain shards

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok dude it's super cool that you're so dignified that you can't comprehend the idea of eating without a porcelain plate and a fork and knife but I'm pretty sure nobody is interested in walking you through the concept step by step

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have already and you sound retarded

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I live in Brazil and we eat with metal forks and knifes. you're telling me USA is somehow worse than Brazil?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                100%. the options in the US for school eating (or any type of public eating really) are plastic spork and plastic knife with maybe 4 serrations on it. glass would be broken and metal would either lead to stabbing or theft to melt down for metal at junkyard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you fucking retarded? they wash and reuse them

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    question. what time do americans get in and out of school? cant you go home during the lunch time?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck don't you just skip lunch on those days? Don't want to get fat, don't eat as much. You act like they're forcing you to eat every bite of that.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy avoid just Corn starch

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have to eat all of this food
    Learn calories in calories out. Figure out how many calories each eighth is, only eat what you need. Jesus Christ, it's not hard.

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