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How do I get one of these easy ass office jobs?

I'm tired of my body being broken down in the sweltering heat and biting cold to ultimately serve these homosexuals. I want one of their jobs. How do you get one?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And by "easy ass office job" I mean work from home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to code. I make $800k, working 5 jobs.
      It's called over working.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5 jobs

        This has to be larp. How many hours do you work per week?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's majorly larping, unless he specialized in a handful of niche tech areas that pay 150k starting.
          Why do you think Learn2Code and coding is being taught in public schools now? Big tech wants the tech labor market flooded with programmers so they can use that leverage to start paying people less.

          The people who got in from 1990-2015 are golden. They cashed in on a very lucrative situation that favored the workers. When the tech workforce balloons up, salaries and wages will go down.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dude, thats just supply and demand
            and in any case the biggest issue right now is lack of quality, not quantity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The thing is programming is an IQ filter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And an autism filter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >niche
            >150k
            You homosexuals have no idea how much money people throw around out there in the job market. There are 100k remote tech positions out of the ass in the US. Literally not enough people 2anna work in this fields. 150k niche my ass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I work maybe 20 hours a week total. I am devops engineer. Not a larp. There are IT handlers who work like 6 jobs making 7 figures from home.

          Can I code as a second job after hours?
          I have a comfy local government job I don't want to give up but more money would be nice.

          Do it during work hours. Who gives a shit? You get fired, from your fifth job and you get another one.

          >working

          I wouldn’t consider sitting down all day working

          Working in the modern garden gnome sense. I totally understand. I am saving up to buy a ranch when I retire in 7 years.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how to make the transition into devops from webdev? always wanted to get back to a sysadmin path

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if they are all work from home, he could be "working" them all at the same time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probs a larp, but it's possible. Read this:
          https://web.archive.org/web/20220210165508/https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/soxiue/i_have_6_jobs_i_am_becoming_a_millionaire/

          This is 100x easier in US where salaries are higher (the shitter in this post lives in EU)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can I code as a second job after hours?
        I have a comfy local government job I don't want to give up but more money would be nice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go get an associates in it on govt dime then pickup a fulltime

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Can I code as a second job after hours?
          Well, can you "code"? Software development is nothing your learn from a few youtube videos. And a lot of "coders" living on mount stupid, not realizing how they suck and are not fit for a job in the field.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >working

        I wouldn’t consider sitting down all day working

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute horseshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT help desk. You'll start at about $40k but can get up to 70k quick if you're good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you start IT work at $40k a year you are being scammed. you should start at $70k.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one with a clue willl pay you $70k with no experience

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did albeit I lied on my resume. at $200k now bro, no de gree either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get a project+ cert and become a project manager. majority of them dont know shit anyway

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck office jobs. Sitting down is terrible for ones health.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but if u do it right, u can devote all that unused energy from sitting to the gym

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why I have a standing desk setup at home

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. AND my company paid for it to be delivered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Work from is great though. I built a home gym in the garage when my gym shut down for Covid. I go and do squats and deadlifts between work meetings. I'm more jacked now than I ever thought would be achievable by me. I don't even recognize myself from 3 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you clearly haven't worked a construction job

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the problem with "construction" is the hours. People shouldn't be lifting heavy things for 8 hours a day, they should be doing it for 4 hours and doing something less physically taxing for the rest of the day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lifting heavy things for 8 hours a day
          Yeah this isn’t happening on any construction site.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been sitting all day for 5 years now and feel good

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT UP ALL THESE COMMERCIAL BUILDINGS IN CALIFORNIA FOR ASS RAPEY PRICES AND NOW THEY ARE USELESS INVESTMENT SINKS SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCKING garden gnomeCABAL ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA SYNAGOGO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK.
      > hello fink this Jerome on the line
      > Powell... Powell I am in some trouble maaaaan.
      > is that the prostitute thing again?
      > naah. no dead prostitute this time.
      ... some one continue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they dump something they bought at a 2% interest rate when inflation is almost 9%? That’s a 7% yield

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With the writing on the wall would you want to own office real estate?
        You’re most likely boned in the long term unless you can convert the space into something else
        People who do that will make money
        People who try to change this by cheating are going to get fucked

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bulk apply for urgent tech jobs with an outstanding "pro-diversity" resume then ghost every single employer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      categorically based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based you are doing gods work driving middle management insane while wasting company time and resources. If more Neets were doing this we could crash this Boomer slave driver economy in a month.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon you're giving me a boner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does an outstanding pro-diversity resume look like?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alternative pronouns
        >Black sounding name
        >Skill set that is 20-50% of what is asked for
        All it takes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most important is a gay degree from a high-prestige university

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even diversity hires need ivy league degrees
            fuck this economy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koliko god mi je žao što je Balkan rupa, drago mi je što još uvek nemamo ovih problema...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I changed my name and personal statement to something feminine and pro-globohomo. Everything else was the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking hero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they're remote accept all positions. Do nothing, as a diversity hire you'll never get fired, or it will take a long ass time, collect checks and leave the wage cucks in your wake.
      Taxes next year will be a bitch though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you post in that thread the other day about HR being sad about being ghosted? I have thought about that a few times since then. I went to my last two interviews drunk and started talking about the occult in one of them, it was like a 20 minute speech.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have thought about that a few times since then. I went to my last two interviews drunk and started talking about the occult in one of them, it was like a 20 minute speech.
        You're in Japan. Shit that didn't happen.
        Are you a VPN fag?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am an American in Japan. The interview was with a white guy and a Japanese lady. After the interview I emailed him a bunch of crazy stuff and even said Fuck n-words. Fuck jannies. Fuck trannies. Fuck garden gnomes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh that sounds familiar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ahahaha. Based. Redpilled.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, good idea. If I didn’t give a fuck about a lot of responsibilities I have now I would do the same. Shit sucks when you have to nurse a visa.

        I got drunk every day at work at my last job at my last month and told one of my managers to fuck off on the phone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I came, thanks anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of those articles complaining about would be employees ghosting their employers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King
      >t. swarthy Amerimutt that checks every race box

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Nigel.
      Would fight side by side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oi, you got a loicense to be that based?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's even more fun to go on the interviews but not knowing anything about what they want you to do just to test how they react.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've been remote since 2013. shit's cash getting paid 6 figures and sitting in my underwear fucking around.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek, one certification (muh Sec+) and a simple security clearance and your work can't be outsourced to poos (no clearances for foreign nationals). I work from home 3 days a week and the 2 days I'm in the office is pretty much an 8 hour bull shit session with my coworkers. Went from active military doing manual labor, then manual labor shit jobs as a civilian, to defense contractor doing "cyber security" which is basically filling out documents and having short discussions with system owners once a week. 6 figure salary for hardly doin shit. It's attainable bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Sec+? Are there training courses on YouTube I can download to mp3? I'm so fucking sick of my mindless factory job. I sleep 5 or 6 hours a night..more a hard 5 now..thinking of quitting my job after my vacation in August. I feel so numb to everything. Being a wagie ruined my life, it ruined my view on life, it ruined everything. Every day is the same, my life ended when I got a job. If I didn't live with my parents and save 50k I'd kill myself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an entry level certification from https://www.comptia.org/certifications . You can find everything on youtube. Look up professormesser. I don't have any certs so I don't know if their useful or not

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you so much anon I'm gonna download this shit in the morning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look up data entry meanwhile so you can get an easy remote 40k job, so you have more time to study. Guys tech fields is HUGE, you can find something out there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not hard to be a defense contractor. They’re always looking for people. In most cases you need minimal experience as filling vacancies so that the government can keep paying out the contract is more important. Also helps if you know someone. I got in by applying for a job and then sending a email to a guy a met that works there “I applied for this job, we met at X. I hope to be working with you one of these days!!” From there I got my security clearance back and used my vet preference to get into civil service. I’m never leaving now. Our director on a weekly basis tells the entire organization “Do NOT reply to or read emails after hours or while you’re on leave!”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon if you want a job NOW, just start applying for data entry. Its not fancy but beats factory work, and you can use that experience to climb up the ladder. Start learning programming while you do data entry. Look up data entry and filter by remote on indeed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Security+ is not difficult, but can be if you're not already and IT guy. Plus Pearson Vue, the proctor for almost every cert test, sucks ass. I just got security+ a few weeks ago. I hate CompTIAs material. I got through Linux institute one in days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based securityclearancebro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Secret or TS?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did the same, but after contractor I went USCS and work from home now. It’s extra comfy. Are you ever going to try and make it over to USCS? Use your vet preference anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you do Penetration testing? I'm an IT slave looking to move to DevOps/DevSecOps or anything to get further away from the end user. Know a decent bit about scripting and coding at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to defense contractor doing "cyber security" which is basically filling out documents
      So are you going to help me with my SAAR form or what? I WILL NOT read the instructions on the form.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First off let's be real OP you don't do jack shit let alone something that could be considered 'sweltering heat' or 'biting cold'. Going into the freezer for a few minutes or working the fryer doesn't count.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope, but fast food ain't easy either because you have to deal with n-words and entitled boomers

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get certified in some field and get a job its pretty easy, takes like 6 months, costs money tho pay to play basically

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The jobs that arent being filled arent good jobs or they would be filled. You want 12.50 an hour for a/c?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hvac no experience apprentice starts around 18 in bfe, 20+ in the city. still trash given the economy but youll make 30+ in 5 years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hvac work is fucking miserable bro. I did that shit during college summers. Geanted i ripped bongs in residential attics with felons and pedophiles so that was fun but the work itself was total shit. Some of the attics got up to 150* i almost died bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yea it sucks dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a WFH help desk job making 23/hour and any time I check linkedin I have 20 recruiters trying to offer less in the 18-21 range but still there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demand better pay.
      Every man a king.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember if you have a warm butt hole you always have a way to make money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >facebook boomer meme
      >every single word capitalized

      don't misuse falling down to post your 70 old q retard boomer shit, homosexual. go fall down stairs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, this is an image board. Please include images along with your complaining.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Falling Down is actually the perfect boomer movie, it represents their mentality perfectly
        >waah I need breakfast at lunch time
        >waaah I'm clinically insane why can't I see my daughter
        >waaah waaah woe is unto me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Falling Down is about a guy who made terirble decisions for years and is incapable of accepting the consequences.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"You see? this is what im talking about."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man I need to get a job so I can send this meme to my Dad

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been WFH since pandemic started and it's finally starting to take it's toll.
    Yeah I work less hours between 8-5 and don't have to deal with the typical office BS, but now the work and emails come at all hours it seems. Can never "clock out" or get work off of your mind.
    Also with everyone being slackers it causes simple projects to take away longer, with excessive zoom "meetings" and lengthy emails.
    I'm about to quit and take a blue collar job just to get out of the rat race.
    Grass is always greener on the other side it seems...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You absolutely nailed it. I'm looking at dropping 6k on getting my CDL. So sick of the Pajeets and hyper-woke BS. I'd rather have a physical job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spent five years driving local and OTR. It sucks. It fucking sucks and don't let anyone tell you any different. Like all fields of work, the glory days were 30 years ago, it's all over regulated and under compensated now. At the very least look for grants and government programs so you're not paying out of pocket.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re answering emails after 5pm you’re doing it wrong. That’s on you. Balls up and handle it in the morning.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea dude. I only work from 9-11 1-4. Anytime outside those hours my laptop is turned off. Idgaf my job is shit and the pay is shit. They want me to work harder they need to pay more. $25/hr isnt cutting it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This
        If you decide to have a problem after 5 PM that's between you and God

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re answering emails after 5pm you’re doing it wrong. That’s on you. Balls up and handle it in the morning.

      Yea dude. I only work from 9-11 1-4. Anytime outside those hours my laptop is turned off. Idgaf my job is shit and the pay is shit. They want me to work harder they need to pay more. $25/hr isnt cutting it

      What are your jobs, anons?
      I currently work security wagie, but I’m in uni with an accounting degree. Looking to bs my way into some “business analyst” type of job

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds solid. I would go for consulting. Take as many positions as possible, all wfh. Expand your resume 3 times faster. You'll be irresistible. Pray the coming collapse only affects half your jobs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can literally bs my way right now I guess. Look at this bullshit requirements.
          I have more technical and non technical skills than required

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            those are commission jobs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, just turn off the monitor and turn off the phone. If you don't have a dedicated work computer and work phone, you're doing it wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just close the laptop at 5pm and don't open it until 9am you fucking cuck lmao. Working from home is a joke, I've been juggling two jobs at once for most of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally ghost them during off work hours in your time zone. Maybe adjust it forward or back a couple hours for their convenience. Always be interviewing and taking new roles. Soft quit bad ones.
      You're job literally doesn't matter. Grow outside of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grow the fuck up.
      Working in person is soul crushing work.
      Gas prices are fucking me so bad I might have to get a Prius.
      I was able to work from home from two weeks and it was heaven.
      Only worked maybe 4 hrs those entire two weeks And still got more done than my shitty coworkers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can observe that putting in 4 hours of work is more productive than most of your shitty coworkers, can't you observe that your company is soon to fail?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s how all companies are you colossal fucking retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a trick for you... when emails come in after hours... wait til the next day to respond. make your office hours transparent. you do no work after hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can never "clock out" or get work off of your mind.
      Lmao unless you’re salaried then yea you can, just ignore them lmao. They can’t make you do shit if you’re not on the clock. You are basically working overtime for free and giving your employer a fuckton of money for free. Stop doing that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you read emails you are doing your job wrong or your employer sucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst is the loser no-life who writes emails at 8pm that ramble on and on and you want to write back “get to the point homosexual” but he’s your boss.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol I literally haven't read email at work diligently in years. Occasionally I'll get a pdf from a vendor, I personally think companies would be better off with no email.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’d take an email over meetings.

            Meetings are only for corrupt do-nothing middle-management so they can feel productive despite not having any real purpose. This is the fat which must be cut but corporations won’t dare— they’ll instead drive out the talent. And this is why they fail.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most office jobs taken by women are performing extremely basic excel or word tasks while answering and forwarding on emails. They might even use some 90% automated in-house application to process work orders They get these jobs cuz of their useless 4 year degrees. Whereas any guy could easily master their job skills within 1-2 months of on the job training.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and once you've done that it starts to fuck up the numbers for rest of the team, so management makes everything involve 5 extra busywork steps per simple task to infuriate and demotivate you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did a job task one time where I was trying to buy services for a group of locations and just needed to put together a document showing the current costs they were paying (against my new quotes). This is basic stuff needed to make the decision.

        Anyway, the hardest part of this project ended up being getting the actual numbers for WHAT THE LOCATIONS WERE CURRENTLY PAYING. They had accounting departments, contracts, managers, all of it, but still didn't really know what they were paying because they couldn't keep proper records or do even cursory review before cutting checks.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be either a woman or gay, or to put it another way: cocksuckers only

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im working remotely rn
    anyone else
    im getting paid 19 an hour plus commission

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ~175/hr for surfing the chan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CIA pays hourly now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wish I was glowing.
          Just a poor software engi working 2 jobs at once.
          First place went woke. Giving money to n-word lives matter. Hating on guns. Threatening to fire people who didn't get the vax. So now I phone it in and collect a check. Performance review is next week so we shall see if they caught on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          contractors, not govvies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is your fucking job please tell me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I make similar money doing B2B SAAS sales remotely

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I make similar money doing B2B SAAS sales remotely
          Full time or part time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        customer representative
        most pay like 12$ hour
        I got lucky
        Also I'm trying to get another job while working CSR. So I can double my hourly pay
        I just got a 2k pay check today

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based wfh furry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      75 an hour doing video shit, good chunk of the hours are rendering time where I shitpost

      I am about to ask for a raise though. Prob gonna ask for 95 as I am constantly managing employees beneath me now, which was not a part of the job when I secured the 75. I know they can't replace me (I've seen the evidence, nobody else can figure out how to do what I do apparently) Will settle for 85 an hour

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do i get ur job?
        do I have to rob you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw live in one of the poorer states in the union
      >tfw make 17 dollars an hour doing IT work
      >tfw get to work remote every other week and then my on week I am in office
      Shits not bad but the pay is awful so I waste as much time on the clock as possible because fuck'em thats why.
      T. Working from home at the moment and planning on beating off on the clock later.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for $17/hour it's your moral duty to not do much

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COVID is the best thing that happened to autist such as myself. My office was 80% women.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek ofcourse they are, at work they atleast have to pretend to work while there. While working from home they didn't really have to do much of anything. Also it doesn't help that the media sucked their dick by claiming that productivity was up.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go back to the office for one (1) fucking day
    >immediately get the coof
    Never again, fuck this shit

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job goes remote during pandemic
    >jobsworth middle manager homosexuals try to start dragging us back to the office for 2-3 days a week
    >quit the same fucking day and get the same job at another company that's staying all-remote

    Stupid cunts. Imagine being a factory owner in the 1920s and trying to tell your employees they're all going to go back to working on Saturdays again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's going to happen is companies with half the staff refusing to come in will be laying them off. The new hires will understand that it's a job requiring you to be in the office. Conversely, a set of companies will go full remote and think they're winning the lottery hiring all of these people for remote jobs. Two years later it will be clear which model is more productive. I am certain of this because it's been tried since the 1980's and everyone knows that fully remote workplaces really begin to break at the 18-24 months time frame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We did not have the same technology in the 80s that would make fully remote work feasible.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That had nothing to do with it. All you really need is a phone, "telework" is what it used to be called.

          There was a ton of research on this in the 1980's and the reasons for the failure are well understood if you care to look it up. Ultimately it comes down to the fact that a company is a collaborative effort by group of people to produce a product or service. Technology like video conferencing does not replace human interaction effectively.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So let's compare working over the phone to, say, working over Slack or Discord. Meetings done over text have a written record of everything said, so if someone forgets, they can quick reference it. Direct messaging means if something needs to be said to an employee, it can be told to them at any time, and responded to when the employee is not busy with other work. Scheduling is no longer a problem.

            Quite frankly, I would like to eliminate not only face to face conversations in the workplace, but all vocal ones as well.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look, smartboy, you're not going to reinvent the wheel. Major studies were done by fortune 500 companies and more on this topic. Do you think the corporate managers wouldn't LOVE to not pay for the facilities? Of course they would. The problem is nothing gets done two years later.

              To address your specific point, I think Slack and Discord (homosexual) are a net negative. IM has always been a terrible business tool outside of a handful of roles. You only like it because you don't know how to write an email and are uncomfortable on the phone, or worse in person.

              Group meetings are 90% a waste of time, even worse with Zoom. The important in-person meetings are when two or three people are together.

              tl;dr: KYS, transhumanist retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The problem is nothing gets done two years later.

                WFH has not affected productivity negatively, at all. Hear far more stories of the opposite.

                In many office jobs, someone will come to your desk and talk to you, unnecessarily, 30 times a day. Now that's gone. Workflow vastly improved and communications through digital means can easily be stratified in order of importance

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WFH has not affected productivity negatively, at all
                lies, damned lies, and statistics. do you really think corporations are going to announce that their productivity is collapsing? Just wait and see as the layoffs pile up over the next 18 months.

                In an office, if someone comes to your desk to talk to you there is a reason. If you don't know how to make someone go away who is interrupting you, you're an idiot. IM type comms make this worse because people do not think through their communication.

                This does not apply if your job is to sit in a box and write code. If that's your job, you do you, just stop believing that it applies to other jobs. ONLY pure individual contributor roles, where one person is tasked with creating/building something by themself, works remotely.

                why the fuck would I ever work an office job again that wasn't WFH? LMAO

                let me go spend 90 minutes driving in bumper to bumper traffic every day instead of literally smoking weed while I work

                >smokes weed while working
                I'm quite sure you are not very productive.

                >90 minute commute
                your fault for getting a job 90 minutes from your house

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lies, damned lies, and statistics. do you really think corporations are going to announce that their productivity is collapsing?

                If productivity is collapsing why are profits up by huge percentages across almost all industries?

                I'll await your erudite response.

                >I'm quite sure you are not very productive.
                I'm quite sure you are cognitively unable to perform my work.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If productivity is collapsing why are profits up by huge percentages across almost all industries?
                lmfao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOOO, OBJECTIVELY VERIFIABLE REALITY ISN'T REAL!!!!!!!

                that lmfao you typed is the sound of your own brain cells struggling to divide because you know I provably defeated your argument with a single line.

                This is why you can't do my work.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is why you can't do my work.
                what's your work, big boy? i can't suck dicks at the rate you do, certainly. YWNBAW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >YWNBAW

                yeah exactly, you lose. regurgitate some more fag shit, sitting here on this website which is using you. human bot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My job has been remote since it was created at my company and my department has been the most productive department in the entire company every year since it’s inception. You’re a dumb motherfucker. Shut the fuck up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's your job? what's your department?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I work in QA and work directly with the FDA.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you process data? and your job only exists in the USA because of regulations? and your company has the contract secured due to corruption? And you don't actually produce anything, you just mooch off my tax contribution?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what I do and I’m not telling you, homosexual. My job deals with every regulatory body in the western world and my company literally cannot produce its products without my department doing what we do. But keep telling yourself how your outmoded way of thinking is still the way things are. You people are insufferable cunts and I hope you all die slow deaths.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are bitter and self-important. Your "power" comes from being a cog at globohomo, inc. You'll be out of the job by 2026. Plan accordingly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you’re just a retarded homosexual that needs everyone to go back into the office because you need that sense of control. You’re a piece of shit and people like you will be the first against the wall.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't work in an office, I work for myself now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's amazing how fellow anons know nothing of our world. And instead of being humble and learning about it, they assume everyone who works in the office does nothing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the Trillion dollar MIC.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you would be very impressed with government contractor software companies and their unlimited vacation time stipends.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Consulting firm that offers data integration and solution provider for enterprise tier corporations
                Get fucked poorfag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >data integration
                >solution provider
                I'm not HR, homosexual. You install ERP systems and customize them for the retard buyers?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you would say that because that's all you know. I highly doubt you even know what Data Vault is , I highly doubt you know what it takes to bring an Enterprise Data warehouse to a multinational company. I bet you don't even know what are ETL/ELT pipelines for. You think company's that need real time data , just HAVE it? No it takes a tram of professionals to pull it off. You have never worked with a team where everyone is making over 150k salary. We work public and private sector. Who do you think builds out data analytic solutions for entire states ??? Like the state of Kansas for example? They hire firms like us .

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do know about those things, I used to run complex systems for many multi-location businesses. I know exactly what you do. My favorite part is how I was exactly right about your job, and you instead want to make it sound more important and impressive because your ego is invested in it and I'm not impressed.

                Fortunately for you, as a contractor hired-gun (to the company buying the actual service, that is you), you don't have to stick around to make it work. The most important aspect to such a systems integration is the processes (human ones, business ones) that the organization has to change in order to use it. This means teaching people how to use it, why to use it, etc. These are the tasks that aren't the responsiblity of the integrator in most cases.

                Finally, real-time data systems are overrated and not worth it for most organizations. It's a way to get sr. management to appear forward-thinking but the capital overhead is rarely justified.

                Zoom out and watch the supply chains fail. Now realize that your job is in large part creating those supply chains that are now failing due to fundamental weaknesses. Then KYS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >complex systems
                >wants to talk about data
                No bitch , there isn't any crossover . If you are in a data then say what you do. If you arnt , and your just in IT, then kys . We are a whole diff animal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not in data, but one of my close family members is a Sr. VP of a large data team for a company you've heard of. Her previous experience is more in line with your current line of work. Anyone with real professional experience in the corporate world in the real cities will know about your shit, don't act like you're super special or a magician. My point is that WHAT you do is not actually that important.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fine man, you not think it , but data is everywhere and companies pay to collect it and process it. Just because you want to be edgey and say well data isn't important, well there's a huge market for it, and its not going anywhere anytime soon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >companies pay to collect it and process it.
                for now. i think it will go away sooner than you think.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess it's not important because it's very abstract and it's more of a luxury for big players rather than small business

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                An area where data is used effectively, in theory, would be like a 7-11 chain store. Solid inventory tracking and POS functionality tied into a large central system lets them know in basically real-time what products are selling in what quantity, where, etc. This enables them to turn around and restock, change orders, recognize consumer trends, etc.

                It also depends upon a large corporate model, long supply chains, and other net negatives. 7-11 was a MUCH better store for the customer before they went in this direction. Their products are now almost universally garbage.

                The real reason they did it was becuase it let them staff fewer people at each store and let them franchise to increasingly dumber pajeets who are good at filling out boxes from corporate but not at making basic decisions. 100 years ago in the USA, any person running a store would have been able to handle these merchandisizing/supply matters on their own without any issue and earn more money, and provide a better service. The "big data" enables 7-11 corp and some suits and women and other pointless "data analysts" to suck all of that profit out of the local community/store and into a remote destination.

                Judaism, 101.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see what your saying but what do you do when your clients are airline industry ? Sport teams? Hospitals ? Auditing tax firms? There's more to it than just tracking how many bags of chips are sold.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Airlines are a great example. 20 years ago you regularly got on a flight and had empty seats, maybe even the whole row! Flying was way more fun. Then, over the years where they got better data, things dramatically declined in nearly every way. All of the way to the point where in 2019 it was common practice, nay the entire BUSINESS MODEL, for several airlines to sell tickets to flights let's say nightly, and then just cancel any flight the day of/before that didn't sell out completely.

                Who gained?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Airlines juggle people and products that are being shipped. Airlines lease out space to move packages , so it's a diff game than the past. Also those companies that failed was because they hired Indian CEOs that crashed it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                airlines run super low margins because they can. the future most successful airline in the USA will simply copy the business model of an airline from 1997. quickly people will realize how much better it is to fly on an airline that is always $40-$80 more than the commodity-priced airlines, because the other people on the flight and everything involved isn't cheap shit. This has already happened with business class, but there is a fat target in the middle no one is getting at yet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also our company is mostly white , and due to working public sector we don't outsource . Now our clients have an Indian problem but atleast my coworker arnt shitskins

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >public sector
                you are feeding off of a parasite, though. most people buying your product don't have to justify the cost.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used to think that way fren, and now I had to stop caring. I love conspiracies as much as the next guy , but I started a family now and all I want is stability. I've been waiting for shit to crash since 2009 and the whole 2012 end of the world , but now im just done . The best I can do is redpill my wife and kids when they grow up to fight the garden gnome . The battle won't happen in my generation
                >.t 32 yo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh, you're absolutely right to take their money. I'm just saying be realistic because the music is going to stop in the not-distant future. Have minimum debt by this time in 2025 and ywmi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek still 60,000 in college debt , haven't paid for 10 years . Am I going to make it ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude our clients are large companies , they have thier own teams. But bring data solution isn't easy so that's what we do. We don't really teach anyone , we lift and shift and had it back to them . They have thier own expertise , but their team can't do what we do in the amount of time and money

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the principle firmware engineer and architect for my company. I've been remote for 2.25 years. My individual output has gone up ~185% since then, as measured by average lines-of-code written per week. I know. I've tracked it in gitlab.

                Documentation has improved in a way no one (but me) expected. Because my office full of boomers would write important shit down in a paper notebook (if they wrote it down at all). Usually, if one of them wanted to know something, they'd know who to ask, and go straight to that poor bastard's office to break his concentration to ask a question that could have been answered if anyone ever read the doc.
                Now, I've won the argument that tribal knowledge will kill us, and everyone writes sthings down in a place where everyone knows to go to find it.

                I've automated most of those bad habits away, and my company's firmware department is doing with 4 men what used to be done with 11.

                In light of this, if my employer is stupid enough to insist I come back into the office so he can interrupt me with impulsively-assigned tasks and "be sure I'm working", I'll be telling him to find another firmware/FPGA engineer. I'm never going into an office to write code. Ever again.

                I worked hard in my 20s to be in a field with no n-words or women, and my life has been better without having to interact with them at all. I'll never go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                any advice to get into this? i've been doing webdev for 10 years

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >any advice to get into this? i've been doing webdev for 10 years
                Into firmware? Into FPGAs?
                If you've been doing webdev for 10 years, you surely have the chops to WFH, assuming you also have the discipline.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i do wfh now but want to transition out of webdev

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Got a Gab account?
                Ask in this group:
                >Anyone have advice for starting with FPGA's?

                I'll DM you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ooops.

                >Ask in this group:
                https://gab.com/groups/1974

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ooops.

                >Ask in this group:
                https://gab.com/groups/1974

                thanks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you cannot figure out this as a developer.. lol
                So glad I don’t work in the industry anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have some options but i want to avoid faggy politics and its becoming harder

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >In an office, if someone comes to your desk to talk to you there is a reason.
                Yeah they are bullshitting or want to prioritize their work over your entire queue, halting your productivity to give him good goy points.
                Or he's trying to get some downblouse action playing grab ass flirting with the women in the office.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >flirting with the women in the office
                This is a reason. It's also important and productive. Building relationships between people on the team is critical in every sport, club, anything. This is also true in business. You need to get to know individuals in order to work with them effectively - so flirting with the pretty girl is helpful in this respect. This is at the core of why WFH fails in 90% of cases.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We are not going back to the office fucking demented garden gnome

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit why are you spending so much time defending globohomo cities and shitty offices? My home office is nicer, has nicer equipment and I’m not sitting next to an openly communist tranny.
                Get fucked, We aren’t going back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't know how to write an email
                I'm actually pretty good at those. The problem is that higher ups prefer to only use it to schedule meetings. I don't want to talk to some cunt to schedule a time to talk about something. I want to just talk about it right here and now.

                Also, in person meetings and virtual meetings are just as much a waste of time. The problem is that they are scheduled. 100% written communication does not require scheduling. It also doesn't imply interruption.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to just talk about it right here and now.
                exactly. walk over to their office. using non-verbal queues, you'll be able to tell if they are busy/available at that time. if not, come back later. if still not busy, send them a note/call them so they can get back to you.

                Almost all meetings are a waste of time because people don't know how to run a meeting. This has been a cliche for decades. WFH increasese scheduled meetings because morons think it's necessary for people to collaborate and "stay in touch." Meetings are what people who don't want to do work do. All of the women I know who WFH spend all day on Zoom meetings, they believe this is productive because they're idiots.

                Written communication requires the individual writing it to know if it's necessary or not. Before email/etc there was the workplace 'memo" and people had an inbox/outbox on their desk (this is where the terms came from). If you sent someone a bunch of memos that were pointless you got ignored. The process of typing/writing out a physical email creates a barrier for people that is helpful in filtering whether or not this should be sent out at all or not. IM in particular reduces that friction and creates a bunch of unnecessary "communication."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This poster is a huge homosexual btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fortune 500 companies
                >Being right about anything

                Did you know the open office concept was invented in Japan and had been majorly adopted for YEARS before America started to pick it up? All those fortune 500 companies said it couldn't be done and that it was a giant meme that greatly hindered productively. Now here we are and just about every major office across America and Europe has adopted the concept and it's never been better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Japan
                >karoshi death cult work culture where no one actually doesn't do any actual work and merely engages in performative, work-like behavior and mandatory office binge drinking
                Quick guys let's be like the Japanese

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based, I am for that too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not even half as smart as you think you are. My entire department has been remote for years and we consistently out perform every other department and have the highest rates of employee satisfaction with the lowest amount of turnover. Get fucked retard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              deets, homosexual. My uncle worked at Nintendo and told me this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t have to give you shit, homosexual. Fuck you. Fuck people that think like you. I don’t give a shit about your work culture.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's going to happen is companies with half the staff refusing to come in will be laying them off. The new hires will understand that it's a job requiring you to be in the office. Conversely, a set of companies will go full remote and think they're winning the lottery hiring all of these people for remote jobs. Two years later it will be clear which model is more productive. I am certain of this because it's been tried since the 1980's and everyone knows that fully remote workplaces really begin to break at the 18-24 months time frame.

            Uppity garden gnome with property interests detected.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I own a house and work for myself now. If you don't want to work in an office, that's the best move. That said, I'd never want to do any of my previous jobs full-time WFH.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been working from home for years and this is horse shit. People are measurably happier, less stressed, and more productive when working from home. The real reason garden gnomes like you are so upset is because WFH is killing the most worthless part of the industrial mechanism and that is middle management. Middle managers are pointless unless your team is in the office because now you're not needed to physically manage workflow. Metrics do that. My teams metrics went up across the board after we got to WFH. For the most part our tasks are all remote anyway. All of my teammates are in the UK, Poland, or India. Why do I have to go to an office in St. Louis to interface with clients and teammates remotely when I could just do that from home?

            Managers are getting phased out because they're not needed anymore. This is creating a different type of crisis where all the boomers who have been living the good life in the workspace now are getting burnt out because they're finally being treated the way the younger generations are.

            A measureable drawback of the WFH system is that when you're in a setup where you can work from anywhere your company doesn't have to hire local anymore, this increases the amount of people you're competing against substantially. If you've got leet skills and real value then this isn't a problem for you. Also when your company knows you can work anytime from anywhere your work expectations can be warped in ways that are not always feasible (I had to do 30 days working swing shift and it almost killed me).

            Anyone crying about WFH is a middle management drone or a garden gnome who is losing their nut over workers not need your bullshit anymore. This is the capitalist system. You have no leverage, and now you're being treated that way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >metrics

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm getting paid to sit here and smoke weed and write about how working from home is cash. Go into IT and then crisis/project management and you're golden.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good on you mate. I'm in bed watching the group chats and chilling before doing the same for what is that $90 an hour. when I started work as a dishwasher I made a whole $7 an hour ad that was real work.

                I’d take an email over meetings.

                Meetings are only for corrupt do-nothing middle-management so they can feel productive despite not having any real purpose. This is the fat which must be cut but corporations won’t dare— they’ll instead drive out the talent. And this is why they fail.

                we're on the same page. my manager hates meetings and group meetings are mostly BS sessions. the future of work is lazy af.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The new hires
        there wont be any

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh, there will be. They'll fire 10 WFH homosexuals and hire 2 people in the office, probably making 70% of the salary. The joke is those people will have a much better experience simply because the 10 WFH homosexuals are gone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hire 2 people in the office
            they steal all the printer ink their first day and never come back

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't hire talented designers, that's why.
    i blame diversity.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, maybe this was a bad thing to suggest for employers as gas prices exploded.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lied on a resume and interviewed for a supply chain logistics job. Damage/claims reporting. That was 8 years ago and now I'm in a senior position doing pretty much nothing. Maybe an hour of work a day. I did bust my ass to get here but it's been smooth sailing wage thefting from home for three years now. Fuck em. Pay's ok, I make 95k.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What'd you lie about? What bits weren't a lie? How did you compensate for the qualifications you lied about having?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also lied about my degree , now I'm a data architect making well over 130k a year . I'm in a critical position now so even if I was outed it wouldn't matter. In technology only skills matter , but a degree gets you in the door

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chilling in 68 degree AC at home with my doggy browsing 4chin instead of writing SQL. Not so bad

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's shocking to me, the duality of bitching over the job market.
    >Monday: The employment crisis- Nobody wants to work anymore! We need more Mexicans!
    >Tuesday: Unemployment is the lowest in recorded history! (But we still need more Mexicans!)
    >Wednesday: NEW STUDY: Working from home has improved productivity!
    >Thursday: Everybody wants to stay home "working" and productivity is worse than ever.
    Make up your fucking minds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people want to work, and some do not want to work at all. But many people, given the choice, would work just because it would give them something to do. A lot of people, with no purpose, will just sit there and jack off until they die, so some level of work is necessary.
      The problem is that when people want to work, they also want rewarding or meaningful work. It has to be one or the other. If you love your job you can cope with low pay as long as it's livable, and you can support yourself on it. If you hate your job you can tolerate it if you get fat stax in salary and benefits.
      The problem is that work is now neither rewarding nor meaningful for the vast majority of people. You have fucking megabux white collar workers who get insane amounts of money for very little contribution and then you have a massive working class that lives paycheck to paycheck, is paid hourly, gets no benefits, no appreciation, just pure drone work for low pay and as the cost of everything goes up they have less and less each month.
      Some actually are just lazy reddit trannies who want to get paid 10 million dollars to sit around all day, but the majority arent and this is a real problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're on the right track. the issue has to do with how corporations are managed - decades of MBA's applying efficiency theory and other horse shit has made the juice not worth the squeeze in far too many roles. Inevitably, companies who do not adapt will fail. Right now, there is belief among retard companies that being "fully remote" will be the adjustment that they need. That will prove foolish soon, and already has, which is why so many companies are corralling their people back into the office now.

        People who love working from home are mostly lazy fucks who do nothing productive. The major exception is for creative, independent jobs like coding. The majority of work involves a large component of collaborating across departments and with other individuals - few jobs have true "individual contributor" roles. The bulk of the remote jobs that fit that description are data processing, customer service, or software engineering. All three of these jobs are largely outsourced overseas for decades now.

        As the economy declines companies will have license to do layoffs. With the WFH they've been able to discover how few of their employees have an actually valid contribution and they'll cut them. Then they'll create a new position for the small amount of work that person actually did, and hire it as an in-office job.

        WFH will discover that most remote-first companies are shit to work for, something that has been known for some time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do not support WFH and believe it will be disastrous long term. I am just explaining why it's the hot meme. We do have a work culture crisis and this is a symptom

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't have community outside of work and just wfh, it's a complete isolation disaster that will probably result in exacerbating the spiritual decline of this country.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree... I work from home and it sucks.

              >this is a symptom
              oh I agree, but from what I can tell WFH just makes most people into Zoom meeting zombies. I guess having your boss hassle you via email and zoom is better for a lot of women than it being done in person? Maybe it's easier to cry at work this way?

              WFH is actually a deeper problem than just corporate failure - it's a symptom of the social ineptitude of millennials. Most of them struggle to understand what is missing because they're no good at interacting with people in person, either. The truth is the majority of them are worthless employees.

              I think regulation is the only reason why we don't see the rise of hyper-lean businesses staffed only with real contributors. 20 competent people working in almost any industry can BTFO the competition right now, if they were not basically illegal. The result will be those people do this, just outside of the Western economy.

              This is not just a millennial thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is not just a millennial thing.
                true, but it's endemic with millennials, far worse than with other generations. it's not a coincidence that the business world and everything else is collapsing just as the millennial generation ages into being responsible for making important decisions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude... millennials are drones and middle management, or minorities are in HR. The decision makers are all still boomers. Millennials have their faults but this is not on one generation. Our work culture just sucks and has been getting worse and worse over like five generations and it's hitting critical mass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >decision makers
                Middle management makes decisions of the operational type that matter. We're not experiencing a strategic failure as much as a tactical one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I do not support WFH and believe it will be disastrous long term
            I don't support WFH because it's mostly staffed by funko pop collectors and childless communists who hate white people

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you don't "support" WFH (who asked?) because you aren't the type of valuable worker who is offered WFH.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't "support" WFH (who asked?) because you aren't the type of valuable worker who is offered WFH.
                wrong, I don't mind ultimately providing for such people by doing shit outside at worksites if they weren't filthy communists

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this is a symptom
            oh I agree, but from what I can tell WFH just makes most people into Zoom meeting zombies. I guess having your boss hassle you via email and zoom is better for a lot of women than it being done in person? Maybe it's easier to cry at work this way?

            WFH is actually a deeper problem than just corporate failure - it's a symptom of the social ineptitude of millennials. Most of them struggle to understand what is missing because they're no good at interacting with people in person, either. The truth is the majority of them are worthless employees.

            I think regulation is the only reason why we don't see the rise of hyper-lean businesses staffed only with real contributors. 20 competent people working in almost any industry can BTFO the competition right now, if they were not basically illegal. The result will be those people do this, just outside of the Western economy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >go sit in an office with mold in the carpets and shit instead of your house
              >uhhh, millennials!
              I didn't read your whole post did you hit on avocado toast too?

              Imagine your shock when Trump wins reelection and gas prices magically go back down.

              Want to bet money?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >office has moldy carpets and sucks
                >keep job
                go work for a better company, fag. obviously the office environment is a factor. companies spend a lot of money to have better offices because they know good employees won't want to work at their shit office/location.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why the fuck would I ever work an office job again that wasn't WFH? LMAO

                let me go spend 90 minutes driving in bumper to bumper traffic every day instead of literally smoking weed while I work

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Want to bet money?
                You confident in the demoshart party's ability to steal two elections in a row?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know or care who will win, my bet is that Trump can go into office and gas won't go down.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You get it all wrong. I just wanna do jack shit that I do in office, but actually doing something productive at home while doing it or hit the gym. If there are no issues I basically haven othing to do for 6 hours and just have people around me, it's annoying as fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The goods news is that American business efficiency is coming your way, soon. They'll recognize that you aren't busy most of the day and will get rid of two of your co-workers and have you do all three jobs now. You'll get a 10% pay increase. The three jobs are not compatible, of course, so the stress will triple.

                This is why the corporate system is failing and people don't want jobs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kys, n-word. WFH was always my goal so I could escape n-word cities. Do you live in NYC or some heroin loving shithole like San Fransisco where you pay $5000 a month to live in a closet?

          Fuck that. The country is nicer and cheaper. When gas prices go up, I’m not selling my house and all of my shut to move my kids into a shoebox via the great reset.

          I undetsnd that blue collar types are mad. But I’m not moving back to the city to live near n-words/garden gnomes/commies for a dramatically lower standard of living.

          I will find something else to do.

          >burn city down
          >let n-words out of jail
          >throw the book at any white who had a positive view of himself

          Fuuuuuck that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't want to live in a city like NYC and SF and work in an office and see nigs/fags/garden gnomes all day, do not. No one is stopping you, and I think you're making a good choice. What's that got to do with WFH?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I live 2 hrs from downtown of my nearest city. I could foo it twice a week, but every would make me look for somewhere else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one needing to live in the city means more idiots leaving the city means the country won't be nice for long.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the 2020/2021 mass migration out of US cities into Florida and Texas were overwhelmingly republicans refugees fleeing the democrat power centers that legalized theft and arson so long as you are loyal to St. Floyd.

                Not to mention how many unvaccinated people fled to Florida and Texas to escape big city vaccine passports bullshit.

                I left, not going back. I’ve dug in too. Got a garden started for when SHTF in fall.

                I understand lots of lazy people abuse WFH. I took it as a way to move myself. If my job demanded that I come back, I would have to sell my house and move back to the city. Not only did I move to the country, I moved to a different state than my job is located in.

                If they called me back, I will have to get a new job. I think people are overlooking the fact that many of the office professionals who work in cities, moved during the mass migration of 2020/2021. They don’t live near the office anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They don’t live near the office anymore.
                People have always moved. The trick is you now have to get a new job near your new house. WFH made it easier to make the transition, you should appreciate that. But get a new job based upon your new life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will do that if I have to. Until then, NYC company pays me NYC office wages while I live in the countryside. It’s fun while it lasts. If they called me back, then I need to finds something else. They don’t want to because they will lose people during a worker shortage to a company that does allow it. Also, they don’t want to pay millions of dollars to NYC landlord garden gnomes. Even Goldman Sachs moved to Florida.

                Many offices will lose tons of people if they make everyone go back, people they can’t replace.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They will WANT to lose tons of people. That's what I'm trying to explain, it's a back-door attrition layoff. The truth is most are realizing that they can do without a large swath of their staff and there ARE good people who want to work in office. Those are nearly by definition better employees most of the time.

                My real advice is to look seriously about getting established in your local business market before the rush of other WFH hits the local market.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They failed already because the good workers have no desire to put up with their corporate bullshit anymore.

                The whole corrupt system is going through a huge correction but the greedy fucks don’t want to accept it. The more they push the worse it gets for everyone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You want to escape the cities because you're ugly and weak and can't even compete with a common n-word on the sexual marketplace. Have fun in "le country xD", nogirlz coper.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You want to escape the cities because you're ugly
              This is a massively underrated observation. You are dead-on. In my experience there are only two types of people, rural and urban. Rural people are rural and live rurally, they're cool. Urban people have to make choices. If they go for ease of life, they may live in a small town/city. If they are ambitious and functional, they live in a big city. People who live in suburbs or second-tier big cities are the ones too ugly to make it in the real city.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cities are hyper eugenic. There's more women than men and the birthrate is still that low. In the countryside people just fuck whatever goblin they have access to and sexual selection doesn't take place efficiently, leading to dysgenics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think you have lived in a city if you think like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, I have a religious wife, garden, and 4 bedroom house with basement that I bought for less money than a condo in the city center.

                Pic is my garden.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you're either a rural person, which i think is true, or one of the urban people who made QOL choices. Good for you, I"m with ya.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Married with kids. Good luck with feminist roasties.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              City people are hideous. And gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was the opposite, remote work proved I pull more than my weight since roasties couldn't coast off of it anymore.
          Now not only do I stay remote, but if they try to make me do someone else's job I flat out say I'm not doing it and they can feel free to fire me if they don't like it.
          Cope boomer, not going back to Corbusier's nightmare panopticon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly you will discover some deeper truths about the world you live in soon enough. Yes, you specifically are now more productive and valuable in an objective sense. Will that help your career? kek. Sorry you were such a pushover in person. Virginity is cool again, at least.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even at home I worked harder and produced more than ANY of the managers did at while at the office.

          It got old fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. There is simply no incentive to work. The system got fucked once nepotism & cronyism took over. Merit is no longer rewarded so no one has the drive to achieve. Everyone sees the corruption, so they figure, why even bother?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's schizophrenic because the "news" isn't news, it's basically "upscale marketing" where you pay the "news" channels to run stories with particular themes and messages you want pushed on the public. If you're particularly influential you don't even need to pay money for it.

      I know a lot of people really don't fucking get this still. The news et al are not there to inform you, they exist very specifically to push opinions, beliefs, and "facts" on the unwitting and clueless public. They've spent the better part of a century building up their ability to control people through print and media and they've become exceptionally good at it.

      If you can't figure out what's real from what's a lie on TV or the internet, you really just need to stop watching/reading news altogether. In fact, you're in a really bad position in just about every way because you're always gonna be relying on someone else telling you what the "truth" is, since you're not smart enough to figure it out yourself. People like this really need to find good trustworthy and intelligent friends to get filtered news from, or else you're going to fall down retard rabbit holes like flat earth, chemtrails, nibiru, hollow earth, numerology, and all kinds of other horseshit that dumb gullible retards always fall for with just the slightest fart from their nearest FBI agent to push them along.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return to monke instead, whiteman

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mass layoffs at corporate office jobs in 3...2...

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a higher IQ than you probably have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fell for the meme that computer related fields were going to be over saturated back in the late 2000s

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as the biden gas hike is in place, no one is going to want to spend a fortune driving back and forth to work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine your shock when the "biden gas hike" is forever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine your shock when Trump wins reelection and gas prices magically go back down.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT certification

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw work it for a critical infrastructure company

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do people at offices even do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly circlejerk meetings and fucking around in excel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT are lapdog that run and around and do people's work for them, fix shit and play video games. Accountants fill out useless bullshit forms and spreadsheets all day. Engineers are ignored and ignore. Managers make sure the workers aren't fucking up so they can submit their collective work as their own doing. Most people are gossiping, on their phones or generally fucking around, no one gives a shit about anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an excuse for boomers to go out and be productive

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a degree and don't be a white male.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is not easy. Every time i try to grt a job that pays 50 or 60k i get rejected. Even though i have all the qualifications and 5 years of experience.Im trying to get a certification maybe that will help.

    BBC With a HR degree.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be a chef, I thought fuck this and went back to school.

    Now I sit in my own office looking at shit like this all day clock watching.

    I may as well just sell my life force, I have constructed and built nothing. Created nothing.

    Time has passed, nothing more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based kindred spirit

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have one. The trick is to work for them for like 3 years, make yourself very valuable to them, and then say "Hey, I'd like to work from home now. I will still come into the office as needed and to spend time working directly with my coworkers though" and then just don't go in anymore.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not as easy as it looks, imagine all your reports being constantly rejected by your karen boss over some trivial bullshit plus having to act as if she's right all the time

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe start hiring college grads for a change? Just a thought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have too many college grads. In fact college grads are part of the problem. We unironically need less education.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Employment? Take the Dude pill, homie.
    Live minimalist, go bowling a bunch.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Know a guy who manages one of the globo satellite offices. 150 employees, only 10 show up to the office. 140 work from home. He says they can track them working… but to me why have a building? Has to be a gigantic expense

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been WFM for 1.5 years now working in supply chain. I work maybe 4 hours a day and do all my homework and studying kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your job will probably be automated within 5 years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of raises another issue though, what happens when over half the jobs are done by robots?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those jobs are being done by software robots in a few years. "Blockchain" is really about that. What happens? Well, WFH is basically a meme to nudge the white collar workforce into that reality. What happens is they lose their jobs and adjust to lower standards of living.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What stops the white collar workforce from just getting a tradejob after having easy living for years/decades?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trade jobs are actually too difficult for most of them. The ones who aren't lazy and are capable will do well. A high IQ person in the trades can absolutely slay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trade jobs are difficult
                I've done construction and roofing before my comfy IT job, I think you're full of shit. Trades are full of retards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Trades are full of retards
                This is true, which is my smart people in trades can outcompete them so easily. Roofing and basic construction are not that hard, but the low quality of the laborers is a big reason why construction is so shit now. The reason buildings from 1870-1930 are so much better is in large part because the people doing the work were much more capable than the people we have now.

                When I said the jobs were too difficult for white collar office fags I meant they can't actually drive a screw and use a tool and shit.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are post office jobs completely fucked now? What job would you suggest one get if they have no college or certs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They always need sorters and delivery guys but being a postal guy is gay

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK, I went to college for Mathematics for my B.S. and then got my M.S. in operations research so I spent 6 years in college... then I worked basically 12 hour days for the first 8 years of my career. Now I work from home and do the same amount of work... just at my home.

    We aren't all n-words like you who are lazy and don't do any work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, but I think you underestimate how important your previous experience was to your ability to succed WFH. I do think people with 15-20+ years experience and track record can often be productive from home. 28 year olds, hardly ever.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > come back to make mr shekelstein rich

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be born in a different body.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1) Extensive education and/or experience
    2) Put in the 10 years to work up from a simple secretary level role

    Cushy office jobs are actually hard to get.
    If you don't have a 4 year degree and 4+ years of experience in the field your office job covers you'll be stuck in a lower end shit-work job where you do like 60% of the workload for everyone in the office until you have the experience to apply to a higher position elsewhere or get groomed by a mentor to rise with them.
    The higher you go the less work you personally do and the more time you spend herding retards who will spend the rest of their career two or more steps below you because they can't perform enough to stand out and achieve on merit and/or can't network enough to rise by soft nepotism.

    The soft nepotism ones end up as middle managers and become office politicians. They never work, but they have a harem of workers to take credit for. They usually move to lower upper management for the last two years before they retire or get offered a golden parachute once it becomes apparent they aren't actually capable of higher level decision making.
    The merit ones become subject matter experts and specialists that only work on a few ultra-high profile projects per year.
    These ones are feared and respected and usually get small teams of like-minded turbo autists under them and control their sector of the business like a CIA operation. Nobody knows exactly what they do, but the moment anyone questions them you find out when happens when they stop doing it and everyone panics. These are usually IT, technical, or high level programmers. They make more than lower upper management somehow and when they retire it's like Alexander the Great dying without an heir.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fucking miserably fren. I've done the office gig and now I work outdoors every day in an weather, I would rather do this then go back to an office. Fuck that bullshit.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO GO TO AN OFFICE TO SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER ALL DAY! HOW DARE YOU DO THE SAME AMOUNT OF WORK AT THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME THAT 70% OF YOUR PAY CHECK GOES TO! IF YOU DON'T GO IN TO WORK THEN HOW WILL YOU NOT INTERACT WITH YOUR COWORKERS AND GET A PROMOTION THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BASED OFF ABSOLUTELY ARBITRARY RULES AND REQUIREMENTS YOUR COMPANY BARELY FOLLOWS? DON'T YOU WANT TO WAKE UP 2 HOURS EARLY TO WEAR AN UNCOMFORTABLE WORK UNIFORM FOR NO REASON?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine choosing a job where you just sit in front of a computer all day. A real job is one where you do things, and then go use the computer later for the more clerical stuff.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I come in to do a job I can do better at home. I'm never going back and I hope everyone else feels the same.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retards who moved and thought wfh would be forever are now driving 2+ hours to work with $6.00 (and rising) gas
    pottery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, Oscar. No one wants to keep paying lease on empty fucking office space.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >empty fucking office space
        tell that to the chase, barclay's, and capital one wagies in my city

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously it depends on the city and industry. Work tech here at a medium sized company and literally no one in engineering goes to the office anymore, just sales and marketing people.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make coding mandatory school subject and zoomers will hate it. Brilliant.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not all it's cracked up to be. Depending on the environment and culture. But the dreadfully dull and dry nomenclature and procedures will wear on your mind after a while. I sometimes ended up doing drugs off my desk for the rush and the risk of getting caught or using various accents on calls just to make it bearable.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i work in a area where only the office employees get air conditioning. they got people working in 90+ degree heat and only fans and think its okay
    fuck i feel bad for the wharehouse employees
    corporate decided they could save a bunch of money and just deal with a higher turn around rate and now they've run out of desperate people

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time and get a business degree when you were 18

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn 2 code

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are acting like office jobs are some high elite thing. If you want a regular office job just apply to something remote from the millon departments corporations have. If you want one of the remote fancy chill ones that pay 90k plus then learn programming, probably python.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are acting like office jobs are some high elite thing.
      It's called the "Laptop Class". And most people aren't smart enough to cut it, remote or not.
      Factor in the fact that when remote, most people don't have the discipline to sit at home and write code all day on the honor system, and you end up that only the disciplined, driven, and intelligent get to demand WFH. Everyone else can suffer.
      Sucks, I guess. But that's Pareto at work.
      As for me? I haven't seen a n-word in 2 years, except for that time I took my kids to the zoo.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get one of these easy ass office jobs?
    You don't. All those middle management white collar jobs were effectively middle class welfare. TPTB understood if there were large swathes of the electorate employed and starving they would be ousted from power. So, bullshit make work middle management jokes were created. The gatekeepers for those jobs was a four year university degree, but once you were in, you basically did about three hours of real work a week and fucked off for the rest. They ad to do this be because of the massive glut if Boomers hiting the job market starting in 1966. Well, the Boomers are retiring or dying off, so the need for bullshit middle management jobs is going away. And the companies that don't recognize this and start eliminating these makework positions will eventually fail as companies that do cut the fat and put money towards actually producing things. Of course the people in these positions will fight to keep them because getting paid for basically doing nothing is a pretty sweet gig if you can get it. As an aside, in earlier generations, people who had made it out of the Salt mines, so to speak, flaunted it. Men drove luxury sedans and got manicures to demonstrate they had risen above having to do manual labor. Now white collar "works is rightly seen as commonplace and nothing in particular to aspire to, so everyone wears caricatures of working man's clothes and drive parodies of the tradesman's panel truck because they instinctively know what they actually do has no value.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My company (looks eerily like the one in the picture) started off at 4 days, then 3 days, and now it's 1 day. The managers pushing for 3 and 4 days weren't even showing up.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this is what finally broke the garden gnome? Slaves got a taste of freedom, and like Spartacus, they're going to fight until recaptured and/or killed. (((Their))) own bioweapon, which was supposed to help seize power, totally backfired in many directions. Not to mention as long as Americans still have guns, there's always a "threat" to (((them))). Hence all the groomer shootings now escalating prior to the elections. Back in 2015, we all noticed that (((they))) kept doubling-down on hand after hand after hand that wasn't winnable, because (((they're))) trying to utilize the martingale method of betting. Eventually the house wins, and martingale bettors lose bigly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the same thing that always breaks the garden gnome - their own myopia and neurosis.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm tired of my body being broken down in the sweltering heat and biting cold to ultimately serve these homosexuals. I want one of their jobs. How do you get one?
    There are a million videos on youtube on how to do side hustles to pay the bills.

    (Retail Arbitrage 101)

    (How to Sell 88K Of Used Books on Amazon)

    (Dollar Tree Retail Arbitrage)

    (I’m **BROKE** So I Flipped Stuff One Last Time To Get Back On The Road)

    (Scaling Retail Arbitrage To $40k)

    (RETAIL ARBITRAGE - Sourcing At Marshalls for Amazon FBA)

    (The 20 Year Old Homeless Full Time Amazon Seller)

    (How I Get Walmart To PAY My BILLS Every Month)

    (We paid our mortgage 3X flipping furniture part time)

    (Ebay Speedrun)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI_8uBa51XY (The most boring success advice.)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCZt9C840U (Plan for 7 figures using online arbitrage)

    It is really not difficult to make 50k/yr just thrifting and selling items on ebay and similar sites. It takes zero risk to start doing that and there are a billion and one videos showing how it's done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you, appreciate it a lot

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Office jobs are great for npcs

    If you have a soul you will develop massive guilt and anxiety for being paid to do nothing

    I get your point though, grinding labour isn't the answer either.

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