How do I get any girl at the club to make out with me? I go alone.


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How do I get any girl at the club to make out with me? I go alone.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sedatives.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grab them and start groping and kissing. 1 times out of 10 they will go for it. It's a numbers game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly man if you approach 100 women at least 10 of them will say yes.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk about LULZ

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go for it. You can always blame your actions on alcohol. If the girl freaks out even after your drunk excuse just say some shit about her being transphobic.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is always rape

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have fun, look dominant and make friends with other males inside for social proof. also don't be unattractive

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been grinded on but not kissed yet

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do magic tricks!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work the room until you meet a group with at least one woman
    >introduce yourself to the group
    >get into conversations with them indiscriminately, getting to know them individually
    >during your conversation(s) with the woman ask the following four questions:
    >Where are you from?
    >How many siblings do you have?
    >What do you do?
    >What about your partner, what does he do?
    >Congratulations, you've just found out whether they're single or not.
    >The reason you ask those specific questions, and all four, is because you're trying to catch them off guard so they won't lie
    >I'm assuming if you could be more direct, we wouldn't be here
    >It might help your purposes more if she's not single and her boyfriend isn't present, but that's on you
    >If she is in a relationship, or she's single but is too restrained in her personality, then offer to buy your new friends a round.
    >Don't make it a huge group, in other words
    >While buying drinks, scope out the talent at the bar.
    >Ultimately, you want to be in a position where you have people you can talk to casually, and the target of your desires who you want to talk to tactically
    >Tactically means half listening to whatever conversations she's engaged in and artfully interrupting, ideally with something that makes people laugh, especially her.
    >You also can't just be a loner, you have to be engaged in conversations with other people also
    >I never said this was easy
    >After an hour or two, get into a conversation where she does most of the talking.

    From that point on it's entirely on you. The rapport will be there for a deep and meaningful, you just gotta get it out of her and hope it's not "you kinda remind me of my... My... My uncle". Intimate conversations lead to intimate behaviour - except, you know, being molested by your uncle.

    It's really not easy, and it is manipulation - there's no two ways about it, she believes one thing, you know an entirely different side of things. But, you know, happy hunting!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna give more advice because I am feeling BORED and CHARITABLE.

      More than any advice I can give what really helps is being HAPPY and CONFIDENT. Six foot four with a two foot dick? Doesn't matter, if you're not, broadly speaking, HAPPY and CONFIDENT, you basically suck as a person and deserve to be a depressed bitch. Nah, not really, I have depression myself (comorbid with a cluster B personality disorder and ADHD) and I know how awful it can be, but I see these things as less illness and more things I need to be vigilant about, and the way you be vigilant about it is you get enough sleep, you go to sleep at sundown and you rise at sunup. You eat like a king in the morning, a prince in the afternoon, and a pauper in the evening. You eat real food and mostly plants. You either do OMAD, or eat until you're 80% full and stop. You exercise whenever you can, you create reasons to exercise, you make shit on the weekends, you help your friends move, you get a dog and walk it twice a day. All this shit will work to make you HAPPY and CONFIDENT.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass advice. Nightclubs are so loud you can barely get a word in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s perfect because your heads are already close. She’ll have to tilt her head closer to respond so you can hear her. Ask her if she’s seen this band before? Ask her what she is drinking and get her another. Bring her a shot and just hand it to her.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is HAPPY and CONFIDENT as a pharmaceutical. But it goes too far in that direction and you just end up telling bitches about sonic the hedgehog lore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't
      Women there are autistically glued to their partners or friends they came in with
      if you go alone, you stand alone, dance alone then go back home alone
      no kissing, no speaking, no contact of any kind

      there's nowhere to even buy it since it's illegall, you can't even say here how to get it or you'll get banned
      this is just another way of saying its impossible to do so

      If you want to meet girls you do it either in school or through mutual friends, at parties they invited you both
      Clubs are a miserable solitary hellscape

      I wanna give more advice because I am feeling BORED and CHARITABLE.

      More than any advice I can give what really helps is being HAPPY and CONFIDENT. Six foot four with a two foot dick? Doesn't matter, if you're not, broadly speaking, HAPPY and CONFIDENT, you basically suck as a person and deserve to be a depressed bitch. Nah, not really, I have depression myself (comorbid with a cluster B personality disorder and ADHD) and I know how awful it can be, but I see these things as less illness and more things I need to be vigilant about, and the way you be vigilant about it is you get enough sleep, you go to sleep at sundown and you rise at sunup. You eat like a king in the morning, a prince in the afternoon, and a pauper in the evening. You eat real food and mostly plants. You either do OMAD, or eat until you're 80% full and stop. You exercise whenever you can, you create reasons to exercise, you make shit on the weekends, you help your friends move, you get a dog and walk it twice a day. All this shit will work to make you HAPPY and CONFIDENT.

      OK describe to us a happy and confident behaviour
      Descibe to us the body language, words and phrases used during that you would say to a group with a girl in it as you approach them.

      you wasted your post writing generic self care shit everyone does, you forgot to mention drinking water, wiping your butt after shitting and walking by alternating between left and right leg

      Focus on the actual approach. What do you say to these people after walking up to them?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious and sad that you can identify the uni schizo just from the first 2-3 lines of any post

    Go back to school and leave us alone

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a bit drunk
    >dance (just have fun with it, do noodle arms and shit)
    >start dancing with randoms
    >if anyone seems interested, ask if they wanna have a kiss
    >eventually someone will say yes

    If you're nervous about it just dance in a corner and wait for someone to approach. I have a very ostentatious and silly way of dancing, (not a "good" dancer at all, i just get into it heaps) and usually some woman will come up to me and compement me if im just standing dancing alone.
    You also gotta find a club with a good vibe, where you feel comfortable and you like the music. No use going to a top 40 pop place if youre a goth who hates modern pop music .etc.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bash them with a rock and drag them back to your cave

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at the club
    Be tall and really good looking

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