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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just be someone you're not, a a trans Chad if you will.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    debug console command and type "gf_yes"

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lift weights, study game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, this is how you get a one night stand with a club bawd. Not how you get a girlfriend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All I do is to lift, study and game and I could never get a gf.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just talk to women, whatever woman you are connecting to and sexually attracted to ask out. Simple as. Don't overcomplicate very simple matters

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    act like a Black person

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have had many gfs and am happily engaged to a woman 16 years my junior
    The trick is simple
    Be kind to women
    Have a good personality
    Be successful
    Done

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put your coombrain aside and approach them like you would a casual friend
    They'll decide if they're into you and take it from there
    Cuts out the risk of scaring them off with trying to impress them shit
    Source: my ass I get no girls but it makes sense

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Approach a female, look her in the eyes and give her a firm handshake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to pull up your bootstraps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based boomer advice.
      You'll get both a job and a gf in no time flat.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post physique

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Become trans

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have lots of disposable income
    have big wiener
    have everyone around you 'like' you. women hate loners, if you are content with just hanging out at home or working on your home you are a huge red flag, in their eyes you aren't 'social'
    act like a Black person or adopt their culture
    don't complain about netflix tv shows, the lack of creativity in entertainment, music or any form of media she consumes.
    have lots of followers and social media accounts with pictures of yourself posing in front of the grand canyon looking over the horizon with your arms to the sky
    the more chad or good looking you are the less of these rules you must adhere to, naturally, if you are a chad you do whatever you want and the woman will like what YOU like.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are a Black person

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the states? Bro...it's all a sad empty transaction now. I've been with mine for 7 months now, there are massive headaches that you can't even begin to imagine as a single dude. It isn't just sex and I-love-yous...it's very VERY little of both of those and a lot more maintaining her moods and tolerating a lot of fricking bullshit.
    And no I don't care about the lonely douches here who claim they have the perfect relationship, ignore them. They touched a woman for the first time and she's probably a terrible, ugly fat b***h and he's just happy someone said yes to letting him touch her. Weak ass men created this.
    >need to become single again

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Build your looks/money
    2. Frick girls well enough they that want you to commit
    3. Let the woman bring the topic of a serious relationship up, at which point you accept or not

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    make lots of money

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest redpills:

    Art thou bound unto a wife? seek not to be loosed. Art thou loosed from a wife? seek not a wife. But and if thou marry, thou hast not sinned; and if a virgin marry, she hath not sinned. Nevertheless such shall have trouble in the flesh: but I spare you. But this I say, brethren, the time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none; and they that weep, as though they wept not; and they that rejoice, as though they rejoiced not; and they that buy, as though they possessed not; and they that use this world, as not abusing it: for the fashion of this world passeth away. But I would have you without carefulness. He that is unmarried careth for the things that belong to the Lord, how he may please the Lord: but he that is married careth for the things that are of the world, how he may please his wife.
    1 Corinthians 7:27-33

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chads are demons born in hell. all of the holy men are ugly and poor. haha 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.
        Isaiah 40:8

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh i was being serious, you have to literally kill and steal if you want to become anything at all in this world. im anorexic, lol, and god speaks to me. although it seems this was all mostly by design, i dont know.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in my experience you don't

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get game.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be brown and find your local liberal white girl and ask her out. She won't refuse because she won't want to he labelled as a racist, plus she will want to use you as an accessory to get extra woke points with her liberal friends and upset their emotionally distant dad. It worked for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I like a girl it seems she's already married
      and I'm way too beta to even try to make a move on them
      I'm too afraid since last time her husband almost kills me with a machete and I had to run naked and get lost on the grass
      what should I do, bros?

      pic unrelated, is to get coomers attention. They usually give good advice

      >"white" Mexican posts

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I like a girl it seems she's already married
    and I'm way too beta to even try to make a move on them
    I'm too afraid since last time her husband almost kills me with a machete and I had to run naked and get lost on the grass
    what should I do, bros?

    pic unrelated, is to get coomers attention. They usually give good advice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what should I do, bros?
      Approach more girls and work on your game.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to be friends with a girl, are you gay?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you desire a black b***h call it a Black person

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to talk to them first. It is a hurdle few of us get over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to talk to them
      Thats where I hit a wall, I find them moronic and boring

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Money and your own home.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you one thing. You have to actually go out and even put yourself in the path of one. They don't often just knock on your bedroom door. I have actually had that happen though, one from the past just knocked on my door and gave me the sex for a few days and then left.

  25. 1 year ago
    JW on /pol/

    >walk up to her
    >introduce yourself
    >give her a firm handshake
    >say "I'm here for the job."

    It's that easy.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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