How do I cope with the fact that my car's speedometer only goes up to 120 mph? Should I just fucking kill myself?

How do I cope with the fact that my car's speedometer only goes up to 120 mph? Should I just fricking kill myself?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah probably

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cut a notch out and add an orange line at 55, so you can at least pretend you're driving one of the cozy boomer barges of old.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      also make sure to glue an oval watch to the middle of the toyobaru's dashboard and plug a 90s lincoln's cigarette lighter int to properly bargemaxx

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just put my wrist watch around my steering wheel

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy any upper mid tier commuter car from twenty years ago and you can enjoy the full power of a speedometer that goes to 140.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You drive non SS Cobalt Anon, it can't even do 120mph.

  5. 1 year ago
    Greased Geese

    mine goes to 85 but the gps says 128.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >speedo goes to 220 km/h
    >tyres only rated for 180 km/h
    >realistically can only probably do 160
    jej

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had a 92 Sentra up to 105 mph before, it took a while but it frickin did it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lol. i swapped out the rubbish tyres on mine and actually did manage to hit 160 km/h once. around where i live there just aren't that many roads where i can try to go past 160.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >speedo goes to 220 km/h
      >limited electronically and geared only rated for 180 km/h
      >realistically can only probably do 220+ if the trans stopped overheating
      Thanks Ford who's bright idea was it to make the first 3 gears long as frick then give the poor car the world's most useless trans cooler and have 4th/od gear becompletely useless under 200kmph

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a code reader and fix that fricking engine light. Also just GPS your highway hot laps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because of course the CEL is illuminated.

      >EVAP malfunction
      Not my problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably your gas cap. Driving with the engine light on is getho, how will you know if these is another issue?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Any suggestions for a good but cheap OBD2 scanner? Not looking to spend more than $50

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because of course the CEL is illuminated.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I drove a 300SD literally had a 85 speedometer and I did not give a frick when it went full tac at 5krpm. I knew I was going over 85mph it hit over 4k.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know of any roads with 125 MPH speed limits. If you're doing over 120, you're somewhere without a speed limit or somewhere that you don't care about the speed limit, so why do you need to know your speed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because when I pick up a girl in my Cobalt she's gonna see my speedometer only goes to 120 and laugh at me. Then leave me and frick Chad Thunderwiener who has a speedometer that goes to 140

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    buy a motorcycle

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least you have a car, some of us yuropoors have to content themselves with sportbikes for our high speed thrills.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Source a metric speedometer, then use a razor blade and a bit of tape to swap that MPH / kp/h lettering between the two. Presto, you now have a 200 "MPH" speedo.

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