How do I cope with the fact that my ancestors were colonized by smelly Frenchmen for three centuries?

How do I cope with the fact that my ancestors were colonized by smelly Frenchmen for three centuries? I thought we were supposed to be great?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The isles were the cum dump of more than just the Normies. Why do bongs single them out when they seethe over their own ancestry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except this isn't even unique to England, the fixation on that one island comes purely from Monolingual Yankeedom.
      Spain was ruled by Celts, Romans, Vandals, Goths, Suebi, Arabs, and then finally by what we call "Spanish" (Castilians). France was ravaged by Celts, Greeks in the South, Romans, Burgundians, Franks, etc.
      The Balkans needs no explanation. Everything from Illyrians to Avars to Magyars to Slavs has passed by that area.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, all of Western Europe is just a big celt-german rape fest. Bongland is not unique.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        France was colonized by arabs too
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Monaco#Phoenician_colonization_and_Melqart
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_presence_in_medieval_France

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Many french look arab with full lips and swarthy features, something never to be found in Britain

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you stayed in denmark you wouldn't have been mutted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Normans were also from Denmark

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Normans, like Bretons and Gascon, are not French

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So true! They were just genetically, culturally, and linguistically French! They spoke French for centuries in their posh castles while English serfies toiled in the fields to feed them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Old Norse was no longer that useful to them.

        As permanent settlers in Normandy, mostly doing business with other French-speaking regions, they adopted a form of pidgin French.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was very little Old Norse influence on Norman French

          >In Normandy, the Norman language inherited only some 150 words from Old Norse.[3] The influence on phonology is disputed, although it is argued that the retention of aspirated /h/ and /k/ in Norman is due to Norse influence.[citation needed]

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can thank the French revolution for that, Before the late 19th century, a large part of the population was speaking Norman dialects.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This article is specifically on the Norman language, not the standard French language. You're coping.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not the standard French language.
            Which didnt exist until the 19th century either...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And I was talking about the Norman French language...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Old french and old Norman are not the standard French language, because culturally,French did not become a national language until the 19th century, so if anything the Norman were speaking old French, but they wernt, they were speaking Norman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you realize how moronic you sound coping like this? Or do you have Aspergers or something? The Normans were French. They spoke French. They were culturally and ethnically French.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Normans were French.
            No.
            >They spoke French.
            Yes.
            >They were culturally and ethnically French.
            No.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Bretons are French/Frankish and not Celts
            So French, in fact, that you've tried to stomp out their language.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Learn history subhuman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >subhuman
            But you're the Frenchman...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Come on, that's not fair. He may well be a Frenchman, but there have been so many waves of different conquerors leaving rape-babies and other forms of bastard across French history (everyone from Romans, Muslims, you Brits, and various waves of Germans) that at least SOME level of humanity must have rubbed off on their gene-pool by now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Malding frog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you settled here from Scandinavia, raped and pillaged our ancestor, than our cuck king gave you lands and title of duke and eventually you started speaking our frog language
        >that means YOU are us sweety
        le major copiaume la frogua

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most linguists regard even modern Norman, including the dialects of the Channel islands, as a language.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real historical lesson is everyone is a rape baby and everyone has been someone else’s b***h at one point in history

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is very obviously not English given that no actual English person gives a shit about Normans these days.
    We're literally their descendants, Norman surnames are as generic as Smith or Brown

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That you are being colonized by poos and mudslimes now.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The English identity is based solely on the intention of not being French.

    Your culture is cucked to the very core m8

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Normans were Vikings. Norseman. That's based. No need to cringe.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You console yourself with the fact that the ancestors of most people in Britain today were not french, which is more than can be said for anyone unfortunate enough to be french

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cope with the fact that my ancestors were colonized by smelly Frenchmen for three centuries?
    At least they were white and fought for the right to rule bro. Right now England is taking in hordes of third-world beggars and the cuck government aids and abets it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's been conquered by someone else at some point in time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone except Americans, and I think that has a lot to do with the way they interact with the world around them. It would probably do them good (or at least everyone else) if they experienced defeat at home by a foreign invader.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are descendants of people who've been conquered.

        Pretty sure America 'lost' or at least suffered the same ramifications as a nation whose lost a war. Cuba, Korea, Vietnam.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > How do I cope with the fact that my ancestors were colonized by smelly Frenchmen for three centuries?
    Knowing that English is now the official language of France.

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