How do I contact a prostitute?

I want to email a prostitute but what do I write in it (body, subject, etc) or should I call/text? I want to be discreet hence why I want to email.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Op here

    It’s my first time so idk if it’s polite to ask about stds or whatever like is she can show proof. Is that ok? I want to do an incall

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't visit prostitutes
    i feel overly paranoid and don't even want to go outside because i fricked prostitutes

    i feel like killing myself everyday because i fricked hookers

    i feel so ashamed of myself
    i want to just die
    my paranoia is never ending
    i wish i could die so bad

    sorry op
    it's how i feel
    prostitutes ruined my life and self esteem
    and i just don't want to breathe again

    it's never ending paranoia for months on end

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you paranoid? Are you just a schizo?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore the schizo.
        Most prostitutes have a guide for what to include in a message. Generally it's a time and place (if they're outcall). If they're not moronic, ie if they're worth bothering with, they will message you back with anything else they need. Be polite and seem sincere and they should treat you well; if they don't, that's okay, they've warned you never to trust/bother with their stupid ass, find a different one.

        how am i schizo?

        do you really want OP to get robbed, killed, blackmailed or arrested?

        OP don't frick hookers
        Yes i have schizophrenic paranoid thoughts but i feel like it's just my sober self telling me im a frickup for seeing prostitutes

        i want to kill myself everyday for fricking prostitutes

        at least tell OP to go to australia or germany instead of falling for the cons of seeing a hooker

        at least tell OP to go to a stripclub

        don't tell OP to find a hooker online on some shit
        and the chances of him getting robbed, killed, arrested or blackmailed.

        please don't enforce these advices on OP
        i got memed by NSFFW to literally frick hookers at the age of 19 and it ruined my whole life for 3yrs

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the schizo.
    Most prostitutes have a guide for what to include in a message. Generally it's a time and place (if they're outcall). If they're not moronic, ie if they're worth bothering with, they will message you back with anything else they need. Be polite and seem sincere and they should treat you well; if they don't, that's okay, they've warned you never to trust/bother with their stupid ass, find a different one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok thanks

      She is offering you a service, you are paying for her time so just dont be creepy sereal killer type of Dude

      I wasn’t planning on it idk it’s my first time idk how this shit goes

      I just realized the one I want only does 30+ and I’m 27. Do I even bother or should I just act like I didn’t see it and ask if she can make an exception?

      Also, would saying I’m a virgin help (I’m not and have been with 16 girls)? I definitely wouldn’t come off like a virgin so is this stupid to consider?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She is offering you a service, you are paying for her time so just dont be creepy sereal killer type of Dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you are paying for her time
      so she can set you up and her pimp comes out of the other room to rob you

      For sure my man
      yeah im schizo as frick
      better being schizo than being a dumbass listening to incels going to hookers

      have a nice day

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Op again,

    She and every other girl I’ve seen require verification (send id) I’m guessing this is normal? I don’t want to get blackmailed. Is blackmailing common?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ehhhh, I'm dubious about it. Kind of feeling like you need a personal recommendation to get into it if it's going to be like that. I'm guessing you're in a country where it's illegal? Makes it way harder.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is my first time how to I get a rec and how could she even blackmail me? Send it to my employer? I would just deny and say I got hacked or something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I think you might have to know (and trust) someone who already does this stuff to get into it safely. This is why prostitution shouldn't be illegal. No idea how you'd find someone who already knows the business, just luck that you haven't had I guess.
          At this point I would say you're out of luck, since there's not a lot of safe ways to advance in a place where it's illegal, so I can't recommend it. Part of why sex tourism is a thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE WHY ARE YOU FRICKING IGNORING ME

      don't visit prostitutes
      i feel overly paranoid and don't even want to go outside because i fricked prostitutes

      i feel like killing myself everyday because i fricked hookers

      i feel so ashamed of myself
      i want to just die
      my paranoia is never ending
      i wish i could die so bad

      sorry op
      it's how i feel
      prostitutes ruined my life and self esteem
      and i just don't want to breathe again

      it's never ending paranoia for months on end

      [...]
      how am i schizo?

      do you really want OP to get robbed, killed, blackmailed or arrested?

      OP don't frick hookers
      Yes i have schizophrenic paranoid thoughts but i feel like it's just my sober self telling me im a frickup for seeing prostitutes

      i want to kill myself everyday for fricking prostitutes

      at least tell OP to go to australia or germany instead of falling for the cons of seeing a hooker

      at least tell OP to go to a stripclub

      don't tell OP to find a hooker online on some shit
      and the chances of him getting robbed, killed, arrested or blackmailed.

      please don't enforce these advices on OP
      i got memed by NSFFW to literally frick hookers at the age of 19 and it ruined my whole life for 3yrs

      >you are paying for her time
      so she can set you up and her pimp comes out of the other room to rob you

      For sure my man
      yeah im schizo as frick
      better being schizo than being a dumbass listening to incels going to hookers

      have a nice day

      these are MY FRICKING POSTS

      DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE

      IF A HOOKER/PROSTITUTE IS ASKING FOR YOUR FRICKING I.D

      AVOID

      THIS IS COMMING FROM A PERSON ASKING AND BEGGING YOU TO NOT SEE HOOKERS

      DON'T GIVE YOUR FRICKING I.D EVER

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did you get blackmailed? Why are you so paranoid about it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you get blackmailed?
          no
          >Why are you so paranoid about it?
          it can go wrong so many ways
          im lucky to even be alive here talking to you

          you are better off going to a bar everyday and trying to get laid like a true incel

          PLEASE DON'T SEE HOOKERS
          THEY ARE USUALLY BROKEN WOMEN ON DRUGS OR HAVE PIMPS

          PLEASE
          PLEASE
          PLEASE DON'T SEE HOOKERS
          DON'T LISTEN TO MEN OR WOMEN ON HERE

          JUST LISTEN TO ME, ONLY ME
          I HAVE EXPERIENCE WHILE BEING HIGH ON DRUGS FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS SEEING LIFE

          YES SEEING LIFE

          AVOID PROSTITUTES
          JUST SEEING NORMAL WOMEN
          NOT WOMEN WHO SELL THEIR BODY
          THEY ARE SO FRICKED IN THE HEAD MAN

          THEY LOOK NORMAL ON THE OUTSIDE
          BUT THEY ARE USUALLY CONTROLLED BY A PIMP OR JUST VERY DESPERATE FOR MONEY AND MORE MENTALLY UNSTABLE THAN ME

          I SWEAR TO FRICKING GOD

          AT LEAST GO TO A PLACE WHERE IT;S FRICKING LEGAL

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            People might actually listen to you if you didn't seem so fricking insane, anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            LIFE EXPERIENCE MAKES ONE INSANE AS FRICK

            GET FRICKED Black person

            i'd rather kill myself than talk to women or see a hooker

            thats how much prostitutes ruined my life
            if i can help one man, so be it, idc if i look insane

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How did they ruin your life? Just through self esteem and mentally?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >self esteem and mentally?
            both, i turned schizo like my mom

            Missing the point. If you really want to help anyone, you are less likely to do so if they don't listen to you. You are more likely to be listened to if you don't sound insane. It is in your interest as well as theirs to calm the frick down and communicate like you aren't petrified of microwaves reading your thoughts.

            frick off c**t, stupid Black person
            holy frick, you sound like you would sell your body

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So you don't actually want to help anyone. You should reflect on that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a greedy pimp
            you should reflect on your whole damn life

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Missing the point. If you really want to help anyone, you are less likely to do so if they don't listen to you. You are more likely to be listened to if you don't sound insane. It is in your interest as well as theirs to calm the frick down and communicate like you aren't petrified of microwaves reading your thoughts.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just email her

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