How do I become charismatic and funny?

How do I become charismatic and funny?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop caring just let loose it is literally that simple

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "charismatic" is a nebulous buzzword that doesn't really mean anything. don't worry your head about such a thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >charismatic, a very old word
      >buzzword

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a fault of my statement that you've failed to understand the meaning of the term "buzzword"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's your fault for not understanding what a buzzword is. 'Charismatic' has been in popular use for well over a century. It is not something trendy. If you wanted to make a case for a word like 'charisma' that is a buzzword then you could use something like 'rizz'.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            people like you come to a place like this to be pedantic and contrarian to a fault, because your ego's misled you into thinking pedantic = smart.
            next time, engage the subject matter honestly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >someone nitpicks something you did
              >double down
              >that person then makes it clearer that you're wrong
              >call that person stupid and contrarian
              >imply they weren't engaging the subject matter honestly
              If you wanted to engage it honestly then you'd put forward something substantial to back up your point other than going "lmao, you're wrong." or "lmao, you're just contrarian and pedantic."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                <--- how cute. it's ego once again equates self worth with contrarianism and pedantry.

                He's right. I would even go as far that it has been a thing for centuries. Possibly a millennia or two.
                So, are you charismatic, anon?

                >charismatic
                nebulous buzzword

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can quit projecting onto me, anon. No one is getting their ego inflated by telling you that you're wrong. You're an anonymous nobody on a board for losers. Keep up the cope though, if that's what you need to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                <--- it's ego just can't stop trying to protect itself. :^)
                i accept your concession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you're using the wrong 'its'. I think I get it now, you're ESL and don't understand half of what you're talking about. My apologies if that's the case, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >My apologies
                you really should be sorry. glad you feel humbled now. keep that pedantic ego in check in the future, little guy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He said. Continuing his sad existence lacking in charisma.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >charisma
                a nebulous. buzzword.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fun to be around, interesting, self confident.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                vague, ill defined and highly subjective concepts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just coping that you have none of those qualities. Sad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                curiously, you can only seem to attack the character and not the words. the subjectivity is objectively true

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The subjectivity of you not being able to look up the meaning of those words?
                Then you mix that with a copious amount of..uh..cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cope
                sigh... yet another buzzword...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Want another one?
                >sad
                Your existence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you consider your existence sad..?
                sounds like you have some personal issues to work out. bad news is that i'm not your therapist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep your bait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay narcissist anon, whatever you say.

                Nta, even on your side of this argument. I won't feel bad that English is my fifth language though.

                Honestly even native English speakers fuck up 'its'. "it's" is always "it is" and "its" is the possessive form.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Honestly even native English speakers fuck up 'its'.

                Oh, you're using the wrong 'its'. I think I get it now, you're ESL and don't understand half of what you're talking about. My apologies if that's the case, anon.

                >Oh, you're using the wrong 'its'. I think I get it now, you're ESL
                uh oh! it's confused itself again!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, even on your side of this argument. I won't feel bad that English is my fifth language though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's right. I would even go as far that it has been a thing for centuries. Possibly a millennia or two.
              So, are you charismatic, anon?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    ruby

    stop being a straight white male in a society which is designed to undermine straight white males

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    samefagging? oof kinda cringe ngl

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i could say god was out here trying to help people, but hes actually out here raping people and torturing them himself. god commands an army of extremely powerful ghosts which he uses to rape people. i wish i was joking, but it is completely true.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck happened to my thread??? I was just cooking something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some retard's samefagging arguing with himself. He's doing this shit in a bunch of threads today. This board's really going down the shitter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of cope. If you want some good advice than

      stop caring just let loose it is literally that simple

      wasn't far off the mark. Sometimes it's as simple as not getting neurotic and obsessive about what you're doing. Wit helps, being funny as well. Generally just be a nice and interesting person though.

      >Honestly even native English speakers fuck up 'its'.
      [...]
      >Oh, you're using the wrong 'its'. I think I get it now, you're ESL
      uh oh! it's confused itself again!

      Making one mistake is understandable, making a bunch and typing like you're ESL is another thing. I'm sorry you can't understand that, but considering you don't understand what a buzzword is then it's fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lots of cope.
        from you? yes. you've still failed to understand that charisma is a nebulous buzzword.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say, anon.

          Some retard's samefagging arguing with himself. He's doing this shit in a bunch of threads today. This board's really going down the shitter.

          I don't know how you get the impression that we're the same person. Are you okay?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you okay?
            Meh, just tired of mentally ill trolls like yourself obsessively shitting up threads on here. You're almost as bad as barneyfag, honestly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like whenever I become manic, it is much easier to "just be myself" and got positive responses to that irl from some people, but it feels really reliant on my mood more than anything else. Most of the time I feel like I shouldn't allow myself to show personality, but it could be related to the typical parent relationship trauma most anons have. But I try to keep that in mind. Wit and being funny feels kind of hard because I become anxious about saying something unfunny or bad, I really admire how witty some people can be and instantly come up with something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think mood is always important, even to what people call or consider a chad. It all seems like your biggest issue is going to be anxiety, so that's what you should address first and foremost. You can get some wit from experience and from watching the right interactions, same with being funny, but those two things can only go so far. You shouldn't worry too much about them if they don't come naturally to you, it'll only stress you out more. Just have some silly jokes to tell every now and then and work on relaxing, that's my best advice for you from what I've read.

          >Are you okay?
          Meh, just tired of mentally ill trolls like yourself obsessively shitting up threads on here. You're almost as bad as barneyfag, honestly.

          Yeah, man, I'm such a mentally ill troll that's ruining the thread.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I become cute and funny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try joining my discord channel, kitten 😉

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a joke. I'm bored. I'm a grown man

        Cute things tend to be rather neotenic and pleasant. If you wanna be funny and cute though then you should lean on being silly.

        True I suppose

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm bored
          me too. glad we're on LULZ. never a dull moment here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >True I suppose
          Hope it helps, anon. Throw in lots of cute animal videos when you interact with people too, really get them in the mindset of thinking about cute things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute things tend to be rather neotenic and pleasant. If you wanna be funny and cute though then you should lean on being silly.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try joining my discord channel, kitten 😉
    cringe

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *laugh track plays*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried being good looking? If you're a physically attractive person, people will be drawn to you and the things you say will always sound witty and clever. It's worth a shot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had girls hit on me before and compliment some of my features, but whenever they wanna talk, I sound like the most boring interviewer person imaginable. My mental script is
      -they say something
      -I say something related and have a followup question
      rinse and repeat. But I know that this will bore everyone, not having a friend in over 14 years really fucked me over.

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