How do I become charismatic and funny? Posted on May 21, 2023 by Anonymous How do I become charismatic and funny?
stop caring just let loose it is literally that simple
"charismatic" is a nebulous buzzword that doesn't really mean anything. don't worry your head about such a thing
>charismatic, a very old word
it's not a fault of my statement that you've failed to understand the meaning of the term "buzzword"
No, it's your fault for not understanding what a buzzword is. 'Charismatic' has been in popular use for well over a century. It is not something trendy. If you wanted to make a case for a word like 'charisma' that is a buzzword then you could use something like 'rizz'.
people like you come to a place like this to be pedantic and contrarian to a fault, because your ego's misled you into thinking pedantic = smart.
next time, engage the subject matter honestly.
>someone nitpicks something you did
>that person then makes it clearer that you're wrong
>call that person stupid and contrarian
>imply they weren't engaging the subject matter honestly
If you wanted to engage it honestly then you'd put forward something substantial to back up your point other than going "lmao, you're wrong." or "lmao, you're just contrarian and pedantic."
<--- how cute. it's ego once again equates self worth with contrarianism and pedantry.
You can quit projecting onto me, anon. No one is getting their ego inflated by telling you that you're wrong. You're an anonymous nobody on a board for losers. Keep up the cope though, if that's what you need to do.
<--- it's ego just can't stop trying to protect itself. :^)
i accept your concession
Oh, you're using the wrong 'its'. I think I get it now, you're ESL and don't understand half of what you're talking about. My apologies if that's the case, anon.
you really should be sorry. glad you feel humbled now. keep that pedantic ego in check in the future, little guy
He said. Continuing his sad existence lacking in charisma.
a nebulous. buzzword.
Fun to be around, interesting, self confident.
vague, ill defined and highly subjective concepts
You're just coping that you have none of those qualities. Sad.
curiously, you can only seem to attack the character and not the words. the subjectivity is objectively true
The subjectivity of you not being able to look up the meaning of those words?
Then you mix that with a copious amount of..uh..cope.
sigh... yet another buzzword...
Want another one?
you consider your existence sad..?
sounds like you have some personal issues to work out. bad news is that i'm not your therapist
Keep your bait.
Okay narcissist anon, whatever you say.
Honestly even native English speakers fuck up 'its'. "it's" is always "it is" and "its" is the possessive form.
>Honestly even native English speakers fuck up 'its'.
>Oh, you're using the wrong 'its'. I think I get it now, you're ESL
uh oh! it's confused itself again!
Nta, even on your side of this argument. I won't feel bad that English is my fifth language though.
He's right. I would even go as far that it has been a thing for centuries. Possibly a millennia or two.
So, are you charismatic, anon?
stop being a straight white male in a society which is designed to undermine straight white males
samefagging? oof kinda cringe ngl
i wish i could say god was out here trying to help people, but hes actually out here raping people and torturing them himself. god commands an army of extremely powerful ghosts which he uses to rape people. i wish i was joking, but it is completely true.
What the fuck happened to my thread??? I was just cooking something.
Some retard's samefagging arguing with himself. He's doing this shit in a bunch of threads today. This board's really going down the shitter.
Lots of cope. If you want some good advice than
wasn't far off the mark. Sometimes it's as simple as not getting neurotic and obsessive about what you're doing. Wit helps, being funny as well. Generally just be a nice and interesting person though.
Making one mistake is understandable, making a bunch and typing like you're ESL is another thing. I'm sorry you can't understand that, but considering you don't understand what a buzzword is then it's fine.
>Lots of cope.
from you? yes. you've still failed to understand that charisma is a nebulous buzzword.
Whatever you say, anon.
I don't know how you get the impression that we're the same person. Are you okay?
>Are you okay?
Meh, just tired of mentally ill trolls like yourself obsessively shitting up threads on here. You're almost as bad as barneyfag, honestly.
I feel like whenever I become manic, it is much easier to "just be myself" and got positive responses to that irl from some people, but it feels really reliant on my mood more than anything else. Most of the time I feel like I shouldn't allow myself to show personality, but it could be related to the typical parent relationship trauma most anons have. But I try to keep that in mind. Wit and being funny feels kind of hard because I become anxious about saying something unfunny or bad, I really admire how witty some people can be and instantly come up with something.
I think mood is always important, even to what people call or consider a chad. It all seems like your biggest issue is going to be anxiety, so that's what you should address first and foremost. You can get some wit from experience and from watching the right interactions, same with being funny, but those two things can only go so far. You shouldn't worry too much about them if they don't come naturally to you, it'll only stress you out more. Just have some silly jokes to tell every now and then and work on relaxing, that's my best advice for you from what I've read.
Yeah, man, I'm such a mentally ill troll that's ruining the thread.
How do I become cute and funny?
try joining my discord channel, kitten 😉
It's just a joke. I'm bored. I'm a grown man
True I suppose
me too. glad we're on LULZ. never a dull moment here
>True I suppose
Hope it helps, anon. Throw in lots of cute animal videos when you interact with people too, really get them in the mindset of thinking about cute things.
Cute things tend to be rather neotenic and pleasant. If you wanna be funny and cute though then you should lean on being silly.
>try joining my discord channel, kitten 😉
*laugh track plays*
Have you tried being good looking? If you're a physically attractive person, people will be drawn to you and the things you say will always sound witty and clever. It's worth a shot.
I had girls hit on me before and compliment some of my features, but whenever they wanna talk, I sound like the most boring interviewer person imaginable. My mental script is
-they say something
-I say something related and have a followup question
rinse and repeat. But I know that this will bore everyone, not having a friend in over 14 years really fucked me over.