61 thoughts on “How do flyovers dress?

  1. Anonymous says:

    this is such a stupid mad
    >Maine
    >New Hampshire
    >Vermont
    >90% of NY
    >90% of PA
    >90% of WA
    >90% of OR
    let’s not pretend those places aren’t rural redneck boomer paradises

    • Anonymous says:

      I live in California and my town is flyover, drive-through-on-the-way-to-SF tier at best. You cant define "flyover" by states considering cities like Chicago and Austin exist in the middle of the country.

    • Anonymous says:

      Upstate NY is best NY and it’s where all the rich people come to vacation in their second homes. NYC hecking sucks. Troy, Albany, and Saratoga are the best cities in the state with better music and arts scenes than the trust fundies in Manhattan.

      • Anonymous says:

        This is the most ignorant post I’ve ever seen
        I live in upstate and it’s the most grim depressing shithole I’ve ever seen. 5 more months and I’m finished with grad school and I’ll finally move away from here

        • Anonymous says:

          Where? Some shit hole like Warrensburg or Glens Falls? I’m a Saratoga native who moved to Brooklyn, hated it after a year, moved back to Saratoga. Super Dark scene is kino, sorry you live in dead town.

          • Anonymous says:

            Ithaca
            It’s a shame Upstate is so beautiful because it’s full of the most redneck super trump supporter stupids I’ve ever met in my life. Just the most uneducated, ignorant, trashy people I’ve ever seen
            Why do people leave shit outside their houses? Why don’t they clean it up? Why do they drive like shit? Why are they so stupid?
            NY has been by far the worst place I’ve ever lived in my life outside of an internship I did over a summer in west Texas which is even more of a shithole

          • Anonymous says:

            Ithaca is wester new york, not upstate. Upstate is the adirondack region, it’s foothills, and the Albany tri city area. Sorry Ithaca is a shit hole, you should come out east to Troy or Saratoga. Come to a super dark collective show.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Why do people leave shit outside their houses? Why don’t they clean it up? Why do they drive like shit? Why are they so stupid?
            That’s just poverty shit. Blacks and hispanics who vote solid blue do exactly the same shit, and so do the weird boomer hippie-redneck hybrids that live in bumheck NorCal.

          • Anonymous says:

            Cornell student? Ithaca rules, man. Agreed that a lot of the area outside of Ithaca is trash though, I grew up about 45 minutes from there.

          • Anonymous says:

            Yeah at Cornell. I just don’t understand why people treat their front lawn like a shed and just store all their stuff there. It looks trashy

  2. Anonymous says:

    Liberals are so out of touch they don’t even know how half the country dresses

    They also don’t realize "flyover country" is literally just anywhere that’s 30 miles outside a given city

    • Anonymous says:

      very true anon; gurly gayocrat hands attempted to meme, many such cases
      inb4 OP seething
      >b b but, imma liberal man
      same shit, different toilet

    • Anonymous says:

      On the flipside though, a lot of people from the middle of the country seem to think that everywhere west of Denver is one gigantic endless city where everybody’s a raving libtard that dresses like a stereotypical hipster from 2010. It does result in some pretty hilarious shit when people move out here expecting that and end up next to a redneck like me though.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I live in the most Midwest flyover area ever and zoomers wear hoodies they got from TJ Maxx, athletic shorts or jeans, and crocs or Nike.
    Older than them it’s unbranded polo shirts and khakis, or whatever work uniform they have

  4. Anonymous says:

    Fashion in Montanan cities is basically a 50/50 split between Blundstones and Keens. We’re typically at least a couple years behind on fashion, so the Carhartt Mac Demarco shit is finally over in my city now
    Looking around at the people in my city, it terrifies me to know that we’re actually one of the least obese states.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Those in the bigger cities and wealthier areas Monkey-see, Monkey-do their coastal counterparts

    Otherwise it’s honestly Walmart/TJMAXX core and westernwear. Maybe different in NE/The Midwest.

    >Semi-rural Bamastan

  6. Anonymous says:

    The entire world dresses the same more or less. Aside from some seasonal cultural dress on certain occasions, you couldn’t tell where somebody is from based on how they dress.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Nebraskan here
    I got mocked for having “expensive taste” because I shopped at Express
    Seems like everyone over 25 gets all their clothes at JC Penny’s. Everyone under gets shit online, probably Shein/Zara, plus Penny’s.

  8. Anonymous says:

    >Miami is flyover country but not Tacoma
    There’s maybe six cities on this continent worth being in where you can meet a woman and have a good time.

    The rest is meth, fentanyl, strip malls, obesity and wasteland.

  9. Anonymous says:

    >How do flyovers dress?
    Just like normal people, except in larger sizes and in their fashions are 1-3 years behind that of the coasts.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I’m from the Deep South and they dress like garbage. Only redeemable part of the south is the cooking. Too bad their genes are so bad they get fat as heck from it. I can eat all the fried chicken and Mac and cheese and butter I want and not gain shit. My wife is southern and asked me to pick up dog poop. I was like nah. She was like why? I told her I’m wearing a luxury watch and above doing things like that. She picked it up lol. And is fat

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