38 thoughts on “how did you guys trick straight men into doing this shit?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Why does a little bit of lacquer on the end of someone’s fingertips make so many guys have an absolute boiling meltdown? How did you become this?

  2. Anonymous says:

    All the Jezebels be like “Oh you painted your nails!, let me see”.. “they’re all cracked let me help you” (I can fix him)

    Women rarely approach me, but if I’m peacocking in someway they often do

  3. Anonymous says:

    Idk I have long hair and wear black most of the times so it wasnt a shock to anyone seeing me try this. And my sister wanted to test her new nail stuff on me. (That hecking UV lamp must cause cancer to women who do this shit periodically jfc)

  4. Anonymous says:

    men can do whatever they want including wearing heels and skirts, though its not seen as fashionable nowadays.

    women should only be allowed to wear what their father/husband allows.

  5. Anonymous says:

    every decade there is a push to make this mainstream and it always fails. I really wish it was acceptable like earrings, but its just to much cringe.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I used to do it in high school because i was bored and wasn’t gonna do any classwork. An adult man with nail polish is trying too hard

  7. Anonymous says:

    Pussy doesn’t lie. Upload some pics of a good-looking, well-groomed, well-tailored guy to dating sites, and watch the messages roll in without lifting a finger.
    Of course, some /fashion/ilures miss the supreme importance of the "good-looking" part and think they can out-groom and out-dress ugly.

  8. Anonymous says:

    two zoomer clerks with painted nails i see relatively often seem to think i’m really cool for some reason, idk but i’ll take the compliment

  9. Anonymous says:

    i started painting my nails a bit before i transitioned but i did it partially because i wanted to stop biting my nails, and it did work for that

  10. Anonymous says:

    there’s nothing inherently wrong with men painting their nails, but i hate how shoddy most of them are at doing it. please, go to a nail salon and get a professional manicure

    • Anonymous says:

      im pretty good at painting my nails and i sometimes do simple designs on them too, like dots. you can get really good if you just take the time and do it once a fortnight or month.
      that said i still suck at white nail polish. ive tried a few brands but the pigment is always really shit

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