How did they bring it down?

How did they bring it down?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They pissed on it.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Distracted it with a shiny object

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Secret captured alien tech

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    a white male was piloting so he didn't have Black Girl Magic to evade properly

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hmmmm

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They threw shekels in the Black Sea?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming the US story is based in reality at all, overloaded the turbine's fuel/air ratio by dumping fuel, causing flameout. Then once it wasn't making power they booped the prop so they couldn't restart it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It also took like 40 minutes

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it probably took multiple attempts to get enough liquid fuel built up to overload/overcool the turbine. Or they were able to put it out but it was able to restart, which could be why they ended up giving the prop a shove.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Called it a man.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    threw a rainbow flag on the propeller

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This should be considered cause for Article 5. America needs to take Russia out for good.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your spy drones away from Russian naval bases during a war.
      Simple.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck russia and their bases pussy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, we had no intention of shooting it down, the pilot violated the instruction and caused the collision. He will be punished for his reckless flying accordingly. Please understand, thank you.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        punished w/a commendation and promotion I hope, i'd imagine it would take skills to hit something 100 meters below you with a drop tank

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      your government are even bigger pussies than the american people, who will coincidentally also never do shit.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >US civilians won’t do shit
        Just wait, keep poking the bear and you’ll see what happens. When shit hits the fan you’re going to see something else.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          just 2 more elections

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    forced to land due to transphobia

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The operator was on their dilation break

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ruzzia says they didn't even touch it, as the jets were approaching it turned sharply and crashed

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They sneeded it

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Footage is here

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They crashed into it. Very unprofessional move by the Russians. We expect a formal apology within the next 48 hours.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Farded on it.

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Put an LGBT flag on the ground, it flew right toward it.

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think they dumped fuel on it just to make us seethe. Flexing on us that they are masters of petroleum. The whole thing reminds me of the big kids flushing the nerds head in the toilet. Feels bad man. I don't blame them.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They told the drone it will never be a woman and then it fell apart midflight. Like regular troons do.

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Got in front of it, dumped fuel. Air fuel ratio inverted killing the engine/turbine.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Russia's plane leaked fuel over it. That's why people joke it was pissed on. Total chad power move by Russia, degrading the US military more after it lost Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq wars to inbred cave dwellers.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Expectation:

      >Total chad power move by Russia

      Reality:

      Sorry, we had no intention of shooting it down, the pilot violated the instruction and caused the collision. He will be punished for his reckless flying accordingly. Please understand, thank you.

      >the pilot violated the instruction and caused the collision.
      >He will be punished for his reckless flying accordingly.

      Either that or the Kremlin generals have now been reduced to the point that their plans involve poking drones...
      Like, imagine the conversation that starts with
      >We need to destroy one of the NATO AWACS to send a message to the Americans.
      And ends with
      >Fine, but can we at least poke at one of their unmanned drones?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        finns always with the wall of text cope

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    flanker dropped an aux tank from 100 meters above 300 infront-ish, took 3 tries, first one ran out of tanks, second got it on 2nd try according to vidya

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    With prayer.

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cyber Vodka made the drone to fly like a Russian pilot.

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    USA got BTFO

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