How did he BTFO Rome so hard?

How did he BTFO Rome so hard?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NAFRI BBC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Numidian cavalry
      When numidians switched to Rome, hannibal started to lose, (he still had some numidians under him tho)

      Black genes

      levantine phoenician

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blackest African DNA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whitest phoenician levantine talebian

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Numidian cavalry
    When numidians switched to Rome, hannibal started to lose, (he still had some numidians under him tho)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black genes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lost
    Seems you don't know what you're talking about.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally blacker than Coalie's butthole.

    Even the whites of his eyes were black, black, black, black, BLACK!!! HE WAS BLACK, BLACK, BLACK!!!

    ALEXANDER THE GREAT, JULIUS CAESAR, JESUS CHRIST, NAPOLEON, THE SPARTANS, THE GLADIATORS, THE SAMURAI, THE POLISH HUSSARS, ALL BLACK, EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, AS BLACK AS THE BLACKEST BLACK HOLE IN THE DEEPEST DARK OF OUTER SPACE!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also Newton, Mozart, Einstein, etc.

      Even Hitler himself was 1/64th part Lakota Sioux.

      Chief Sitting Bull? BLACK. Crazy Horse? BLACK. Black Elk? Heh. You know, I rest my case.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didnt. He couldnt even take Rome.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How did he BTFO Rome so hard?
    Did he? Find Carthage on a map.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like any amerimutt could find Rome on a map.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the one that looks like a boot, right?

        Why would we study geography? The rest of the world is not even important all put together, let alone individual countries.

        You guys know we could literally flatten all your little countries like a pancake in like two seconds, right now, right? BOOM! There goes all your precious 2,000 years History of being dumb peasants fighting in the mud for your "Kings and Queens," LOL!

        What a joke. You're lucky we even stole some of your recipes, if anything. Italy is Pizza and Spaghetti and to a lesser extent, Fettuccini Alfredo and Lasagna.

        Your only real History and culture now is which of your foods we like. How do you fricking people not understand this? You're all backwaters now. And that's just because we're nice, basically. We like the idea of having you around, otherwise, like I said, BOOM.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes, that country in the middle of the mediterranean, romania

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not, jackass, you don't even know your own Geography and plus, you can't even READ FRICKING ENGLISH.

            I wasn't saying Romania is Italy, DORK. I said that Italy is the boot in the middle of the Whateverterranean, and Romania is just like, a total shithole.

            I didn't conflate them, YOU did. STUPID FRICK. So much for Whateverland Edumacation.

            And yes, DUMBASS, I misspelled "education" IRONICALLY.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m American too but an attitude like that just means that we’re doomed to repeat the series of mistakes that lead to them going from world-straddling great powers to backwaters whose main export is culture

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Oh, what about Afghanistan?"

          Literally destroyed already, we left because there was nothing left to conquer. If some wienerroaches scurried out of their hidey-holes after left and took over all the rubble, you know, good for them. Maybe they'll be able to build some shacks and what not out of all the wreckage. A few more centuries, maybe they'll even evolve out of the stone ages.

          "What about Vietnam?"

          Last I checked, they all drink Coca-Cola and Eat McDonald's, and their greatest ambition is to move to California, which is like, not even that great of a State anymore. But even like, our WORST state still makes every other country look like Romania.

          "What about Korea?"

          Same. The hottest frickin' Asian chicks on Earth literally fight each other tooth and nail to see which ones will spread their legs for the white piggu, and they all know American piggus are the richest, smartest, and strongest.

          There's only three kinds of countries,
          1.) America, the #1 Greatest, forever and ever, of ALL-TIME.
          2.) Countries that aren't even real.
          3.) Countries that aren't real, but oh by-the-way, we either saved or else beat your ass in WW2.

          You chumps make me laugh when you try to pretend you don't know it in your SOUL that I'm right.

          No it's not, jackass, you don't even know your own Geography and plus, you can't even READ FRICKING ENGLISH.

          I wasn't saying Romania is Italy, DORK. I said that Italy is the boot in the middle of the Whateverterranean, and Romania is just like, a total shithole.

          I didn't conflate them, YOU did. STUPID FRICK. So much for Whateverland Edumacation.

          And yes, DUMBASS, I misspelled "education" IRONICALLY.

          holy shit what an autistic moron

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh, what about Afghanistan?"

    Literally destroyed already, we left because there was nothing left to conquer. If some wienerroaches scurried out of their hidey-holes after left and took over all the rubble, you know, good for them. Maybe they'll be able to build some shacks and what not out of all the wreckage. A few more centuries, maybe they'll even evolve out of the stone ages.

    "What about Vietnam?"

    Last I checked, they all drink Coca-Cola and Eat McDonald's, and their greatest ambition is to move to California, which is like, not even that great of a State anymore. But even like, our WORST state still makes every other country look like Romania.

    "What about Korea?"

    Same. The hottest frickin' Asian chicks on Earth literally fight each other tooth and nail to see which ones will spread their legs for the white piggu, and they all know American piggus are the richest, smartest, and strongest.

    There's only three kinds of countries,
    1.) America, the #1 Greatest, forever and ever, of ALL-TIME.
    2.) Countries that aren't even real.
    3.) Countries that aren't real, but oh by-the-way, we either saved or else beat your ass in WW2.

    You chumps make me laugh when you try to pretend you don't know it in your SOUL that I'm right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, jackass, you don't even know your own Geography and plus, you can't even READ FRICKING ENGLISH.

      I wasn't saying Romania is Italy, DORK. I said that Italy is the boot in the middle of the Whateverterranean, and Romania is just like, a total shithole.

      I didn't conflate them, YOU did. STUPID FRICK. So much for Whateverland Edumacation.

      And yes, DUMBASS, I misspelled "education" IRONICALLY.

      lolcow

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    melanin enriched balls

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > How did he BTFO Rome so hard?

    Because he had an experienced mercenary army, which was in effect a semi-standing army as long as they were employed.

    whereas the Roman soldiers of the period were literal peasant levies.

    This isn't even a hyperbole, a Roman soldier of the 3rd century BC was just a levied peasant.

    So when the Romans managed to keep an army in field for a longer period of time, eg Scipio remaining in Spain, that army also turned semi-standing and you know, actual soldiery,

    thus the plane and field were leveled.

    Had Hannibal faced a Roman army just 100 years later, they would have likely btfo'd him or at least fricked a pyrric defeat/victory.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got kicked off the peninsula though. No matter how you slice it, he got rekt after an initial winning streak.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he put the fear of the African warrior in the Romans
    why do you think Rome never conquered the sub-Saharan Africa?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BTFOs Rome so hard Carthage gets obliterated
    hmmm

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >H-Hannibal, y-you said my elephants could beat the Romans…T-They are dead…Hannibal…I don’t feel so good

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