How did Diogenes avoid getting his ass kicked?

I cannot imagine a guy pissing and cumming around so many Greek guys without somebody deciding to beat him with a stick for his indecency.
Like I'm really supposed to belive some weird hobo walked into crowds of Greek men holding a lantern and calling everybody a liar and NOBODY went "Eyyy frick this guy he keeps insulting me" and knocked Big D's teeth out of his skull?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone would have known who he was and everyone would have known his schtick.

    Even most towns today have some local wacko that does weird things in the street that all locals know of.
    In the town I used to live in there's this old guy who wears one of those woolly jester hat things and busks playing the piano every day no matter the weather.
    Another place I've been to has some autistic man who dances around in the street to music, and another there's a guy painted all silver and wears silver clothes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The silver/gold guys are common in all kinds of tourist destinations, it's a generic moneymaking scheme like picrel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No its not like one of them, he isnt a street performer he just genuinely dresses like that and goes about his business.

        Believe me this place is not a tourist destination

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No its not like one of them, he isnt a street performer he just genuinely dresses like that and goes about his business.

      Believe me this place is not a tourist destination

      Leicester?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and Loughborough

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Greek men are gays so they loved that shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IDK about that they are some hairy knuckled mofos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hairy knuckled gay mofos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He had 4 dogs to protect him.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He had a pack of dogs, for starters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't the local dog catcher hack them to bits?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he probably got his ass kicked a few times, but he was kind of a local smart/well educated hobo celeb and most people probably found it funny

    there are old hobo troony dude in my town and people take photos and make videos with him, they take him to rich people parties, restaurants and thing like that

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most stuff about him and his antics are made up. i dont know how anyone actually believes this shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no... there's no way he shat on the streets
      umm... anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >if one of the couple actually believable anectdotes is possible to be true then they must all be true
        umm... anon?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dude if mother fricking Socrates was forced to literally "lol KYS"

    I'm sure Diogenes was fricked with and kicked the crap of a few times

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do believe he was captured and sold into slavery once.

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