How come God don't want us, man?

How come God don't want us, man?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the love of God isn't free, its earned.
    you are currently being tested,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you touch yourself at night.

      lame and gay

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    left hand is silly sometimes 🙂

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well God is trapped inside of himself and it's not so much that he wants or doesn't, it's more like a state of being. Do and be, does and are. I am.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you remember when jaleel white, best known as the voice of sonic the hedgehog, was dating ashley

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley is so hot, fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Urkel was a lvl 99 poonslayer

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey G would you make me a sandwich?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For sure but you owe me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm what you want on it? If you don't define what kind of sandwich, I will slop so much mayonnaise on it that you don't even actually need saliva. The food with slip and slop in a pudding like consistency between your molars and bicuspids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOH

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you touch yourself at night.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come you don't want God?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have made this thread if I didn't.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He put us into a paradise made for us. We keep choosing rebellion. You can make your wife breakfast in bed but if she stabs herself in the eye with the fork there's nothing you can do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will, son, there is no god.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Kb

    All it takes it one thing.
    But it's a lot.
    You must become truly humble, kind and not the type of person that thrives on seeing another made less.
    Seek harmony.
    Seek to put out good vibes in the universe.
    It'll come back t you, I promise.
    As would the opposite of good vibes, you know?
    A fractal universe of patterns, thriving on harmony.
    Think about it.

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