How can I summon a girlfriend?

How can I summon a girlfriend?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you black?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I summon X
    you don't know what you're asking

  3. 2 weeks ago
    CASSIEL, ANGEL OF

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    enjoy selling chunks of your soul for mind sex or whatever
    alternatively, don't coerce with deceiving entities and marry some local spirit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do this. Go find the /LoA/ bros instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        CASSIEL, ANGEL OF

        or you could do that, yeah
        but why have some regular broad when you can have an irregular ethereal chick by your side

        either way, i'm sure OP lacks both the minimum amount of intelligence and the will to manifest his desire for his perfect aryan tradwife with 32DDD tits
        which is why i told him to seek out /succgen/, since /succgen/ is the midwit trap of /x/
        OP, the homosexual that he is, would fit right in!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But demons don't exist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What board is that

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ritual goes like this. First you take a shower, brush your teeth, put on nice clean clothes. Then you go out into the world and recite the incantation "can I take you out for dinner" to any female you see.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what if her family finds out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP should understand one other critical thing about this. You need to say it clearly but not too loudly with good intonation. If you stutter, you might summon the police instead. Be careful OP. This is dangerous stuff!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just go outside and pick one up. don't forget the ether.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      usually they will ask for crack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hmm, i suppose that's a better idea. less violence, more fun.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omg it's England.

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