or you could do that, yeah
but why have some regular broad when you can have an irregular ethereal chick by your side
either way, i'm sure OP lacks both the minimum amount of intelligence and the will to manifest his desire for his perfect aryan tradwife with 32DDD tits
which is why i told him to seek out /succgen/, since /succgen/ is the midwit trap of /x/
OP, the homosexual that he is, would fit right in!
The ritual goes like this. First you take a shower, brush your teeth, put on nice clean clothes. Then you go out into the world and recite the incantation "can I take you out for dinner" to any female you see.
I think OP should understand one other critical thing about this. You need to say it clearly but not too loudly with good intonation. If you stutter, you might summon the police instead. Be careful OP. This is dangerous stuff!
are you black?
>how do I summon X
you don't know what you're asking
enjoy selling chunks of your soul for mind sex or whatever
alternatively, don't coerce with deceiving entities and marry some local spirit
Don't do this. Go find the /LoA/ bros instead.
or you could do that, yeah
but why have some regular broad when you can have an irregular ethereal chick by your side
either way, i'm sure OP lacks both the minimum amount of intelligence and the will to manifest his desire for his perfect aryan tradwife with 32DDD tits
which is why i told him to seek out /succgen/, since /succgen/ is the midwit trap of /x/
OP, the homosexual that he is, would fit right in!
But demons don't exist
What board is that
The ritual goes like this. First you take a shower, brush your teeth, put on nice clean clothes. Then you go out into the world and recite the incantation "can I take you out for dinner" to any female you see.
But what if her family finds out
I think OP should understand one other critical thing about this. You need to say it clearly but not too loudly with good intonation. If you stutter, you might summon the police instead. Be careful OP. This is dangerous stuff!
just go outside and pick one up. don't forget the ether.
usually they will ask for crack
hmm, i suppose that's a better idea. less violence, more fun.
Omg it's England.