How can I get Isekai'd? I don't mean this as a joke.

How can I get Isekai'd? I don't mean this as a joke. I'm not picky either, I just don't like this world in specific. Type of Isekai also doesn't matter, could be from a full reincarnation like Mushoku Tensei or just another generic sent to another world Isekai.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This only works if you want to get isekai'd to Hell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day?

        Suicidegayging is not the way for me.

        >die
        >be lost in the bardo
        >meet being with apparently godlike powers
        >he agrees to isekai you, you agree to the incarnation
        >he lied, was an archon thoughtform servitor created by the looshfeeders all along
        >you end up back on earth for another round

        Maybe I'm on Earth but outside Brazil, which already makes everything easier.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get the point of wanting to get isekai'd in the first place. You can coom in this world. prostitutes are also plentiful. No reason to leave

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          research pure land and start doing the nembutsu, guaranteed easy rebirth in the land of bliss after death

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nembutsu? I'll search it up.

            I don't get the point of wanting to get isekai'd in the first place. You can coom in this world. prostitutes are also plentiful. No reason to leave

            I don't want to coom, I want happiness!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Nembutsu? I'll search it up
            seems a bit confusing trying to learn it from the search results

            this vid would be a good starting point

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, I'll watch it.

            >Isekai'd
            >Meet an amazing girl that wants to help you
            >Show her your special power
            >Get murdered because it's The Executioner and Her Way of Life
            Many such cases.

            Kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        idk picrel reads like bunch of BS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't say you weren't warned.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw when your post from 6 years ago is still around

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >suicide is le bad fearmongering
        This idea exists so less people suicide and end up benefiting society more with their slave labor. It is all baseless fearmongering to get others to painfully stay with them in a selfish attachment. Every moralgay argument for why suicide is bad is inherently contradictory to itself in a way because it's all subjective and word salad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unproductive people killing themselves is exactly what the slave driver elites want. Imagine if all suicidal people instead joined terror cells or became islamists and started fighting society? That is what the rulers fear, so they do the things you do here, propose that unproductive slaves silently kill themselves at home instead of striking fear in the oppressors with their death.

          Don't waste your death for nothing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >unproductive people
            Most suicides are that of workers. Primarily educated office workers.
            >No muh weak mind or whatever totes unproductive
            The highest suicide rates are in men in first world country who earn a lot of money for their bosses. These are the most productive members of society making anti-suicide organizations. What you say about rebelling is based, but your statement is wrong about their intentions. Suicide is taboo for these slave drivers as they need fuel to run their wealth machines. I mean why is it that they will physically try to stop you in your attempts? All of the psych wards and all of the hotlines to try to get you to keep on wageslaving. All this toxic positivity is evidence of slaver selfishness.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The highest suicide rates are in men in first world country who earn a lot of money for their bosses. These are the most productive members of society

            -Source not found-

            >why is it that they will physically try to stop you in your attempts? All of the psych wards and all of the hotlines to try to get you to keep on wageslaving
            No, they want to keep you alive so they can sell meds to you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >source
            It's pretty easy to look up. You're telling me thirdies suicide more?
            https://ourworldindata.org/suicide#the-global-distribution-of-suicide
            Literally all of Africa and the like is below 1% while most western countries have 1% of all of their deaths from suicide.
            >they can sell meds
            Exactly. They want to prevent people who go through with suicide to keep their wallets full with the tears of "saved" lambs. It's all a part of their marketing.

            >Most suicides are that of workers. Primarily educated office workers.
            The covid lockdowns proved that these people are basically completely unnecessary for the functioning of civilisation.

            Civilization will continue. However, the covid lockdown also showed how hard the markets could be hit by a disruption impacting these workers. The shares of all major companies (gayMAN especially) dropping shows how they do feel some kind of disturbance when their precious pigs are not slaving away fulltime "healthily". Thus, they want to prevent this abandoning of the wageslave life no matter how minute the impact to their wallet is. Optimization is how corporations work.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cope tbh. The current economic crisis is because of the disruption to supply chains, investor uncertainty and financial inflation. Wagepiggies make basically no impact. This is because most office work is just busywork and doesn't actually matter.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Who runs those supply chains manually?
            >Who creates the supply?
            >Who buys these everyday commoner supplies?
            >Who will do the required office work no matter how little?
            My point isn't that wageslaves have meaning. It has always been the contrary. My point is that they exist as commodities to ~~*them*~~. In fact, I agree that wagecucks live their life basically accomplishing nothing, but ~~*they*~~ have values in physical attachments and desires and thus need these piggies to keep consooming their products and laboring for them, even if it is for show and dance. Without participation in this show, who will be there to play the parts of consoomers? Who will be the ones putting in the physical slave labor to manufacture the goods? That is why they need their commodities not to kill themselves. It would be contradictory for a boss to be okay with their slaves dying when they could prevent it and even commercialize off of it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But you can also commercialise death. Ever had to pay for a funeral? Stop trying to present suicide as some fashionable break from the consumerist lifestyle - it does not hurt the system and does not achieve anything.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I am just saying that ~~*they*~~ want you alive in this hell as long as possible to labor until you start rotting. The commercialization of death will happen anyways and will probably be more money racking when you have raised a family. Never once in my posts have I encouraged suicide or said people should do it to beat the system, but I just can’t stand all this naivety about suicide. Committing it won’t send you to hell guaranteed like those fearmongering big figures have pushed. Just like one’s life means nothing, suicide means nothing and letting corporate gays or npc automatons tell you otherwise is how you let yourself lose autonomy of your actions and mind.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Just like one’s life means nothing, suicide means nothing
            Yeah, sorry, but I don't agree at all. I don't think people should be afraid of the afterlife, nor should they feel that they have a lack of autonomy. But if you do commit suicide with a mindset like this, that would be a tremendous mistake. Your soul assumed this incarnation for a reason. By rebelling against its designs you are striking out at your deepest self. Your higher soul doesn't care about pain, suffering or difficulty - it incarnated because there's something else that interests it here. And we don't know what consequences it could have if you sabotage the soul's goal. In some cases, like that of Cato, who committed suicide after losing the civil war to Caesar, it's possible to understand it as making sense in the "narrative" of Cato's life, but committing suicide out of a sense of meaninglessness or what have you is just capitulating to the world. And your higher soul would be incredibly confused by such an action, at the very least, because, as I said, it does not even know what pain is. It's an irrelevant non-factor as far as the soul is concerned.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This all relies on the higher self having a goal that is not done yet. The usual course of suicide is due to seeing no future in continuing the turmoil of suffering. Having no change to the mundane routine or being faced with imprisonment in an even worse kind of hellish condition. Are you really going to endure it in some hope of accomplishing a goal you aren’t sure is complete yet? One thing for sure is that you do experience pain in this very moment you are alive, and convincing oneself that it must be endured for a higher purpose is on the same level of practicality in religious fearmongering.
            I do believe that death will come anyways and doesn’t need such an idealization as an escape, but as it stands now one is usually just bettering the souls of other ~~*them*~~ to torment themselves in return. Torment that doesn’t have much meaning. Can you really say working a dead end job is bettering the efforts of a self’s higher goal? There is no way to tell, but if you feel the need to anhero then your soul has probably already completed what it needed otherwise it would feel a sense of meaning in the future. I feel there is an instinctive connection like in how Cato can suicide after accomplishing what he tried, one can feel this push in how meaningless everything then becomes. Your anhedonia is a result of no longer feeling attached to the world from having done what you seek here. And if this is seen as a chance argument, so is the chance of a goal still needing more time in an an-hedonistic detached lifestyle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is bullshit. Feelings come and go and are not an accurate representation of reality - just because something "feels" meaningless doesn't mean that it actually is. Not even (the rarity of) purely objective rational foresight could tell you that much. You don't know the designs of your higher self. Some of the most senseless and distressing suffering in my life, spanning years at a time, has produced invaluable lessons for me that have served my spiritual pursuits. What was a great evil before seems like a blessing in retrospect. Working a job sucks, cool, I agree - but you don't live to work, you work to live. Don't get that confused.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What separates good and bad feelings? How can feeling meaningless be untrue in comparison to gratitude? Gratitude can be false too. A slave experiencing Stockholm syndrome to their master is nothing short of false gratitude.
            To me working isn’t the end of hell. Experiencing existence is, at all of its ends. Overcoming the deprivation of stimulus and other impulsive desires encroach on the peace of the soul. I just utilize work as one of the more extreme examples of the hellish conditions. Additionally, experiencing these things do not mean much to a terminal life anyways when it ends and subsequently forgotten by that life. And to the higher self, there is time, plenty of time. In the grand scheme of infinite incarnations, the self will collect that information eventually. Sure it can be regressive, but that is meaningless in that even with how much time there is.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Man I can't even figure out what you're trying to say anymore. Hope for the best for you, but you've gotta sort yourself out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ad hominem
            >projection that I am mentally ill or something
            homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're not mentally ill, moron. You're spiritually ill.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Most suicides are that of workers. Primarily educated office workers.
            The covid lockdowns proved that these people are basically completely unnecessary for the functioning of civilisation.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Most suicides are that of workers. Primarily educated office workers.
            Yeah they seem miserable and I understand why. Life is already meaningless suffering without work and now you have to "suck dick" and write all those essays just to be able to work in order to sustain said suffering? As a former retail wageslave college dropout buddhist NEET I must say I feel for all workers and hope they can find their way out of suffering.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Their copes are so painful to read. In addition, they also have to put on the dance and show for their slave drivers too with smiles and "happy vibes" as they work their life away to come home to more corporate items to become addicted on as an escape from their excruciating labor. Covid already showed how coming into the office didn't even matter at all for productivity, and that most jobs can be worked remotely. Yet, these slave drivers make sure to get their workers to respond to their "shabooya roll call" activities and other bs responsibilities for maximum engagement in filling their wallets to the brim. I also share dharmic values and especially understand now how this very world is hell, like the philosophy states. It's all built on cope, escapism, and tiring labor. Sometimes I think the idea that Buddhism perpetuates about suicide being bad and resulting in becoming a ghost unable to attain nirvana is a brainwashed concept perpetuated by corporate lords and their links to big Buddhist figures who do their bidding for these bribes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is a mainstreaming. hell isn't open yet. hell isn't even eternal. it's "an Aeon of purification" which the result is, destruction, eternally. you miss out on eternity for an eternity. forever. your friend was stuck as a spirit, freezing cold, hungry, thirsty, horny. in Enoch, the spirits of bastards (Mamzers, mixed race) are forced to walk the earth until distribution. that is hell. the pain of existing in that realm. for others, they rest until the resurrection.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        by this logic could i create my personal heaven by killing myself at my peak happiness?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For a long time I wasn't afraid of dying because life was full of suffering. Then I got a nosebleed full of clots during COVID and it all kept coming out of my sinuses. I thought I would die of blood loss and the fear I felt made me realize that even if death wasn't scary, afterdeath was. I feared that dark void. Later I came to Christ.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Amen!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/FQ3fcGH.jpg

        >tfw when your post from 6 years ago is still around

        I miss that board like you wouldn’t believe. I’m so tired of scouring mundie trash for greenpills in here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I Killed Myself And Was Transported To Hell Where I Will Suffer Immeasurable Torment For All Eternity But Also The Devil Is Kinda Cute

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd read that so long as the devil is an onee-san.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aliems are coming to save us from this world ankn

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >be lost in the bardo
    >meet being with apparently godlike powers
    >he agrees to isekai you, you agree to the incarnation
    >he lied, was an archon thoughtform servitor created by the looshfeeders all along
    >you end up back on earth for another round

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Find Agartha
    Go to Japan and become a troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the Japanese are already dealing with enough immigrants. Not becoming a troony either, ew.

      aliems are coming to save us from this world ankn

      Wut

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the ayys are coming, its not a psyop, they're gonna take us to experience intergalactic adventure

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That would be cool as heck tbh, will I get to own a planet too?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you'll own nothing and you'll be happy, unironically

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Where did you see this, anon? I want to read about it too

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            its in the skies anon
            and in alternate histories

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't see anything in the sky, anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When and why?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            very soon, they see we're veering off course

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ayys are demons, its a trap.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Either become skilled enough to leave your body for good with induced OBEs, suicide, or wait till you die some other way. Everything else is an impractical delusion.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Isekai'd
    >Meet an amazing girl that wants to help you
    >Show her your special power
    >Get murdered because it's The Executioner and Her Way of Life
    Many such cases.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After dying I will create my own reality exactly the way I want it to be without anyone else's help. I won't trust any b***h I meet because they're probably an archon. It's going to basically be an isekai since I'll just recreate the world I want to go to, but I'll change a few small things to make it better to live there, then incarnate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's an Archon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a gnostic term for beings that serve the demiurge which created this world in order to feed off the suffering of trapped souls that incarnate within it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that's too pessimistic even for me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't particularly believe in it either, but it appeals to the same people as conspiracy theories (since it is one) so it's popular here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I see. It does feel really conspirational.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I see. It does feel really conspirational.

            moronic homosexuals dont know what conspiracy or theory means
            both of you KYS, feel bad I have to share oxygen with you morons

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go for a long run by the coast until you're exhausted
    >swim out as far as you can
    >when you're so tired you can't swim any longer dive under as deep as you can
    this is foolproof right? no way in hell you have any energy to go back, even if you can't get control of your survival instincts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but killing myself would only Isekai me to hell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hell isn't a physical place, it's a state of mind. certain beings want you to suffer and be in this state of mind since it gives them pleasure. it's up to you to find out what you want and makes you happy, some people cannot be happy in this world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My problem with here is less about how the world is but how things are playing out. Everyday things are getting worse... if there was a way to change it, I wouldn't even think about leaving.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if what you want exists in this world then you probably can change it if you want to. I dunno why you'd want to be isekaid at all since that would put you somewhere else entirely, but it's not always easy and black and white I guess.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Another chance would be nice, you know?
            I also don't think I'm able to change the world or anything like that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The only way I know involves you attaining henosis or sainthood, manifesting your own reality and then drifting away into it, losing touch with your divine core again. But if you can get the first part done it's absurd to think that you would still want to go through with the second part.

            You are too bound to your material self, as it stands this is basically you cowering away from the difficulties of the material world, which can only put you on a yet lower plane.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure it happens when I dream, because I remember all of them and it's always me possessing another person and waking up after they die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you do that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I go to sleep and it's like I awaken in the other person doing whatever they were. Best way I can describe it is quantum leap but everyone ends up getting hit by cars or something awful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So you basically kill people by accident?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they put me there to absorb the final moments so it doesn't damage their soul.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's pretty damn cool actually

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what world are u hoping for, anon?
    be specific

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I'd like something more urban tbh, though I WOULD like some cool powers in it... Maybe something like My Mid Academia.

      Research reality shifting, loa and chaos magic.

      I was really into reality shifting a few years ago, but I never got even close (maybe I didn't believe enough or something). I do frequent the LoA general thread sometimes though. Chaos magic is not something I'm familiar with so I'll study it too.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a truck-kun who can help

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Research reality shifting, loa and chaos magic.

  13. 1 year ago
    Op K

    i want to go to an isekai and go to school again.... i liked school....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      School was a living hell for me but a few months ago I was terrified to realise that I miss it anyway, simply because there were actually people who paid attention to my existence back then, even if it was just for the sake of hurting me for fun. I liked being surrounded by people I knew, although it was hard to realise that because those people were so cruel to me.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would isekai straight to any fantasy world. I would just live in the wood sand make friends with a lizard people village and get married to a lizard girl. Who knows, maybe out genes could create a child?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why a lizard specifically? You could have a slime, a spider, an elf... but a lizard?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he wants to eaten or terrorized by youkai
    bro you can't frick the fairies

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    salvia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iTkq8Is61I

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to reincarnate back to when I was 6 and keep all my knowledge and memory I have now.

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