How can I get a gf like this?

Any advice on how I can improve my chances?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to metal genres, get some ink, put on some muscle, maybe get some piercings if that's your thing. Wear more black, style your hair; take on their lifestyle, basically. Go to indie bands, protests, embrace the dwindling remains of counterculture.

    That being said goth/scene girls were all over me when I had the buff farmer aesthetic going on, almost always ones with daddy issues. I naturally gravitate towards counterculture despite being pretty traditional and women seemed to like that. Idk, your mileage may vary.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Listen to metal genres
      Can you force yourself to be into metal? Is it possible?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Understand where the artist is coming from, why they make the music they do. Often it's a way to vent sorrow or rage, which people identify with.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        find metal you like and go from there. subgenres are how people get accustomed to the more specific genres

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with anon. There's tons of subgenres with their own unique culture and beliefs. Just pick one ya feel comfortable with and find enjoyable.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with anon. There's tons of subgenres with their own unique culture and beliefs. Just pick one ya feel comfortable with and find enjoyable.

          Got any idea for metal sub-genres?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try listening to popular metal songs and find what suits you best.

            Start with more mainstream like Metallica and Korn and others and then drift around and see what fancies you. I'm sure Spotify has some playlists people made.

            As cringe as some of it may be when I listen to metal I unironically imagine myself as like a badass warrior kicking ass to the song. And that shits bad ass to me. But of course I don't tell nobody I know that shit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like generic metal too like the bands you listed but also am looking to branch out. For you have a few recommendations?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you want to get into more harsher stuff. Death metal is always a good start. Some good starter ones are some classic bands like Morbid Angel, Deicide, Death, Obituary, Bolt Thrower, and Entombed are a few to start out with.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Other genres that you can try out are doom metal. Bands like Sleep and Candlemass are pretty good.

            Metalcore is also a genre you can look up. Granted some metal elitist are very anal about that genere. But some example for that are parkway drive, some of bring me the horizon's discography, all that remains, killswitch engage, upon a burning body just to name a few

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Other genres that you can try out are doom metal. Bands like Sleep and Candlemass are pretty good.

            Metalcore is also a genre you can look up. Granted some metal elitist are very anal about that genere. But some example for that are parkway drive, some of bring me the horizon's discography, all that remains, killswitch engage, upon a burning body just to name a few

            Thanks fellas

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If ya want get started and ease up to it, nothing goes wrong like thrash metal. Bands like Testament, Slayer, megadeth, overkill for example

            But since your goal is to find a gf. Id suggest get into nu metal since thats making a come back. Bands like korn, slipknot, thousand foot cruch, system of a down, deftones(especially that band. Goth girls are goin crazy with that rn) rage against the machines. Those are a few examples

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trap metal

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trapt metal is pretty good too. Relatively new to it though. Not a big on rap but i do listen to on occasion.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    get off NSFFW.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just be chad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not hard to be a chad, just take care of your body and don't be a pussy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How to not be a pussy?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A man in a fearful situation who does not act is a coward.
          A man in fearful situation situation with no fear is a fool.
          A man in a fearful situation who acts in spite of fear is brave.

          Don't let fear hold you back. Feeling affraid is normal, but don't let it control you. Once you come to terms with acting outside your comfort zone the rest falls into place.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become an astronaut and live on the moon.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit on the workers at Spencers/Hot topic or something

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not op here but frick this lmao I don't know why but I feel like if I hit on a woman who is at work that I'm actually committing a crime

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely do not do that

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all have "BPD" and are polyamorous. stay away.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are your tastes so cringeworthy?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you ever want a gf like this? With millions of mental issues to boot?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You answered your own question.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be nice to her, talk to her, try to stay out of friedzone and especialy do not try to larp as a goth to impress her - she will grow up from this in the moment she gains some self-confidence.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump pic related is my exact type and I need to know how to get one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly bro just read through the thread, it's pretty comprehensive.
      Either live the lifestyle and dress the way they do, or satisfy the part of their brain with daddy issues. Listen to some metal, hit the gym, and be confidant.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be a country guy. I live in a rural state with plenty of each"type of guy" but those ones alwayd go for country guys for some reason.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop trying so hard

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