How can I become an?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First
    You must go back in time

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have insanely blue eyes and every witch I’ve ever met is straight up enchanted with me because of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that... that explains a lot
      mine are hybrid blue-green (turquoise), but they can shift to either end seemingly at random
      I think that might give me some bonus points?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that... that explains a lot
      mine are hybrid blue-green (turquoise), but they can shift to either end seemingly at random
      I think that might give me some bonus points?

      Women like black dominant BBC eyes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said witches. Real pagan witches hate non white people.

        that... that explains a lot
        mine are hybrid blue-green (turquoise), but they can shift to either end seemingly at random
        I think that might give me some bonus points?

        Yes they use a word to describe mine and say they hold power.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have only the eyes or the actual thing as well?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be extremely ugly or extremely gorgeous, no inbetween.

      Liar, i have blue eyes but average joe in every way and no girls ever confessed to me.

      Anyway, witches aren't worth your time, find success in wisdom and well being.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no girls ever confessed to me.
        girls don't confess to guys though. they want you to chase them like a horny dog then puff up and beat your chest like a gorilla on preworkout while buying overpriced meme food at poser restaurant to signal a big fat wallet.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love yourself and others will love you back

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    learn tarot
    learn astrology
    grow weed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah nigga, girls love guys with masculine hobbies like tarot and astrology

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Tarot a woman thing? I do lay cards here and there, Franz Bardon said it's cool!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Girls love divination, because it gives them some real or perceived guidance disjointed from hard morals, to put it shortly.
          If you want to talk to actual female posters on /x/, go to either /astro/ or /div/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So far everyone was rather interested in my readings, even my atheist friends. When I was a beginner I saw lots of women giving guides though, they often for some reason refuse to read the cards upsode down tho.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              reversed cards are horseshit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Y tho?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no real intuition involved and they are merely displaced due to the method of shuffling alone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also the weed part

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First, write in "comment" box, not title

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let your hair grow and lift

  7. 4 weeks ago
    RHH

    Join the Reptilian Secret Society. It teaches you how to be the most powerful and attractive man in the way that you carry yourself. Andrew Tate? More like Andrew Tater Tot Sex Trafficker...that guy won't help you!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Sage

    you should try to get normal women who have absolutely no inclination to do crazy shit to you for no reason. actually if "spooky" women are attracted to you, you're just gonna have a bad time.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like 100% of women of everytype only care about 1 thing; money. Most spooky women are probably casting spells to attract a millionaire. women views dating a lucrative job oppurtunity.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's already over for you.

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