How can anyone like vaginas or even want to stick their tongue in there? They’re so creepy looking
How can anyone like vaginas or even want to stick their tongue in there? Theyre so creepy looking
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i only like innies am i a homosexual who cant handle real women?
I like seafood tbh, but I'm not a homosexual either.
Depends. If she looks like a clam it's peak aesthetics, but a schnitzel is disgusting.
>le roastie meme
so-called "beef curtains" don't look the best on camera, but they're not gross at all in person. they're actually more fun because there's more to play with. the vast majority of women don't have "innie" vaginas either (porn stars get labiaplasty because of pornsick virgins' expectations).
I have beef curtains and they’re definitely still ugly in person
I know ehat an average vagina looks like, I have one, lmao
When I'm referring to a roastie I'm talking about the kind of vagina with an extremely excessive amount of labia, but in my mind it'd have to be pretty bad to qualify as that.
Based, I have an innie but outies are delicious. Innies are so overrated.
I think people who only like innies are cringe but also...
>read a bunch of yaoi growing up
>now think uncircumsized or non-pulled back dicks are gross
man maybe anti-porn people were right
Uncut dicks are so lovely. Porn does fuck people up in all sorts of ways. Apparently i can also give you AWFUL taste.
Yes, I fucking love vaginas
idk but I do it anyway because its polite
You don't like vaginas, you close your eyes when you lick them and look at tits/ass/face when you fuck them. 0.00001% of genitals are aesthetically pleasing.
Cocks are aesthetically pleasing
No, you're just a slut. There's good looking dick out there, don't get me wrong, but most dick, just like most pussy, looks like a dirty alien.
For every 50 cocks I think is one decent-looking pussy
>most dick, just like most pussy, looks like a dirty alien.
Have you seen dick? They look like clean sausages in comparison to facehugger vag
nah at least 40% of cocks are gorge
Dicks and balls are very aesthetically pleasing though
I’m like 80% straight but the ratio of aesthetically pleasing genitalia is astronomically higher among cock.
Shoving your face in between a girls thighs and slouching your tongue all around her pussy as she’s writhing around and clawing at you is genuinely fun.
You might be gay anon
CIS women just hate this website anon, it’s got nothing to do with homosexuals inhabiting it
So you're bisexual. You can't be 80% heterosexual. You can only be 100%.
The word choice is clearly a joke m8
Bi with a preference for women
You're supposed to stick your dick in them, not look at them up close
I enjoy both sucking and looking at dick, vaginas are just gross
I genuinely think people who say they like how vaginas look are coping because they only like how they feel and they’re the ‘cleaner‘ alternative to putting you dick inside a shit hole. Vaginas look absolutely nasty, penises are way more visually pleasing and are actually fun to play around with. A pussy is literally just a damp hole, but with a cock you can both give and receive, grab it, frot against another cock, suck it and feel it grow in your mouth… what are you going to do with a bunch of ugly pussy flaps? Both genders genuinely look superior with a penis, thank god trannies exist. Dick girls are the next step of female evolution.
I like most vaginas. I don't like roasties, but vaginas that actually look normal are pleasing to me. Especially FTM ones, honestly.
Most FTM vaginas look perfectly normal apart from having a slightly bigger than average clit.
thats a big jump from perfectly normal
It’s not lol, a lot of girls have clits the bigger side
ITT proof that civilization was a mistake
vaginas look ugly but women are the best looking gender
Woman is a sex, not a gender
go leave tbhon
both women and vaginas look grotesque standing next to men and penises
you’re just gynephilic
mostly, i like males, sometimes, but yes generally gynephillic
>ITT gay homosexuals who cant fathom why someone would be attracted to pussy
No wonder all the real lesbians left this board.
please follow them
Straight men say this too and I’m honestly wondering why, you don’t see me being grossed out by dick lmao
They do not, you spend too much time around homosexuals on LULZ which can themselves “straight.”
Are they really? Because from my experience they enjoy seeing tits but then scream like homosexuals when they see a real pussy
Some straight women also say they're grossed out by blowjobs. I don't really get it though, being bi, I love both, I love the bodies of my partners, and luckily my partners love my body too.
tbh I have a theory most men are gay or bi as in their true nature is that of ancient Romans and Greeks. Christianity rounded them up but they slip up once in a while. Only women can be true lovers and appreciators of other women <3
IDK man, among the girls I've been with, they usually look and taste great.
I'm a bottom but I think I would eat a wet pussy
Wow, misogyny from trannies? Color me surprised.
I’m literally a cis woman who thinks this way kek
*angry queefing noises*
My partners doesn't have any visible labia, I like it much more than a arbys order
so it’s just a slit? where’s the fun in that?
why are flaps fun, innies just look neater
cause you can suck and pull on the flaps whereas innies just look like homer simpson’s mouth but agree to disagree
that sounds pretty gross also the flaps themselves aren’t really sensitive
I mean I can spread it and see them but appearance wise to me no labia showing is more appealing. Its what I'm going to ask for when I get srs
Honestly, let's be real: Male AND female genitals can look fucking hideous. Some of the ugliest vaginas have made me want to consider suicide, and the ugliest penises have made me lose all thoughts of homosexuality.
Vaginas can look hot as fuck, it's just that ""Average"" women with the most blown-out slabs of roast beef for pussies and usually the most vocal
But we can all admit that penises are objectively nicer to look at
Nah that's just preference
I think most vaginas look good. Like how squeamish is a guy to get turned off by a little fleshiness. I mean it's supposed to be a wet sloppy mess, why do you get so sick over it?
T. Gold star homosexual transexual
I think virgins just over focus on it, cuz your right it's not a fucking painting.
You don't gotta look at it all the time, you just gotta stick your dick in it. She could sit on your dick even. Or hit it from behind.
I don't know what to tell you anon, I just like them and find them cute
t. bisexual cisgender man
it looks like a flower, it’s beautiful
t. hsts pooner
Flowers are bright, colorful, and smell nice. Vaginas the opposite, like rotting steak
I like these ones though lol. My girl's smells slightly sweet.
Idk, they kinda look like flowers to me.
theyre cute and hot if they’re not all flappy
Only men or hypersexual women think dick looks good. Same way only women or hypersexual men will think vagina looks good. This is because humans are goofy creatures. Hope this helps explain things some.
i’m a virgin, rarely horny and cocks are really sexy to me to the point where i would frame a picture of my bfs dick on the wall
Why are you a virgin with a bf?
saving himself for gay marriage
Luckily for me, I am a hypersexual man who likes hypersexual women.
I'm so glad I got my penis cut off and replaced with a vagina
you clearly forgot about asparagus dick
Nah, vaginas are hot and looking at them turns me on cause I think that that hole is what nature molded to be the hole you're supposed to cum into
They're only good looking when it has a huge, suckable, throbbing t-cock
Reminds me of a guy i knew in high-school.
He was super gay by the time I met him. Before he knew he was gay he had a gf and the first time he seen her vagina he thought it was disgusting and figured he was gay.
My gf was there and it took all that I was not to just say "yeah dude they are fucking gross, I just don't think about it" but I knew my gf would flip out and argue with me so I didn't.
I wonder how many gay people are gay because they don't think pussy is hot even though a lot of straight people don't like the look either.
the first time I saw a vagina I was totally grossed out but later I realized I was being silly and had my cock cut off and replaced with a vagina
How would humans multiply if men didn't like pussy?
Now riddle me this. Why do I who thinks vaginas look like natures most disgusting creation want SRS to get me one of those?
Cuz you want to feel a man twitching inside of you?
Probably that yeah mostly so i dont hafta deal with anal shit. But also outside of that i want it cause it would make me feel more at peace with myself, but i dont understand why i feel more comfortable having something uglier and less practical on my body?
I mean you can't see it looking down. Plus it's a lot of utility. I want one too, and I don't find vagina that appealing, but I know men do. Like it wouldn't bother me, and I doubt it'd bother you either. Plus you treasure something that is your you might not feel is appealing in others sometimes.
it's always so weird when I see it in a mirror I don't think men realize women literally don't see their vaginas
>I don't think men realize women literally don't see their vaginas
Hahaha what the fuck are you talking about
“Literally don’t see their vaginas” holy shit the funniest thing I’ve seen today. What do you mean? It’s right there at the crotch
vaginas are angled downwards, not forwards like dicks
No shit you won’t see the vaginal canal while standing but that doesn’t mean you don’t see the front of the pussy while standing. That’s absolutely ridiculous
Wtf are you talking about? Terf? I love trans women and this doesn’t have anything to do with you being mtf just slightly retarded
> doesn’t mean you don’t see the front of the pussy while standing
You don’t tho, you may see the clit
Holy shit it’s right there it’s at the bottom of the crotch it’s flaps it doesn’t just solely exist on the underside
of course it’s there, you don’t really see it standing up still
Yes of course you do. You don’t see the full thing like you would while the legs are spread but to say you “don’t see it” is insane
Anon I don’t give a shit about what conclusions you’re jumping to all I’m here to say is that you see the pussy from the front
> say you “don’t see it” is insane
it’s not, you can see the clit at most
Most girls you can’t even see the clit from the front because it’s so small and buried underneath the flaps but by all that is holy and on my mothers grave you see those flaps from the front
Not if someone’s lying on top of them and looks down
Lying on top of them? Of course you’d only see the bodies mashing together don’t see how this is relevant to seeing the pussy standing up
Oh you’re tellin me, I’m all fields and forests too but I know what it looks like if we’re talking bare flesh
The point is from the most basic position the most you can see is clit, not a whole ass oyster
I never said you can see the whole thing from the front, just that “women literally don’t see their pussies” is ridiculous.
A clit would be super hard to see from the front unless it’s a testosterone roidclit. With women you see the lips begin at the bottom of the crotch and that’s all I’ve been saying
> women literally don’t see their pussies
Because normally they don’t
It’s right there
You don’t see the whole thing but it is still loud and proud
I literally can only see the clit and it’s because of roids
Youre tellin me your lips don’t separate until all the way under your body
Pretty much, I don’t see it
If you’ve got a roidclit i’m assuming you can’t see past the hair regardless
I shaved specifically for you <3
NTA but what do you mean by lips separating? I can only see the mound looking down and only able to see my labia using a mirror
Yea lookin down you won’t see shit but head on there is a lot of pussy. Varies from cunt to cunt of course but it’s not like you can only see it from the bottom
all I see is hair
Nta, but you can see the top quarter of your lips if you lean and curl forward, maybe even more if you're flexible enough 😀 but yeah, it's not much.
But not standing up
and the terfs have arrived to try and make us feel bad about ourselves
Its useful to be able pee standing up once every 3 years, but outside of that my current genitals are only in the way.
You cant see it? It makes sense now u point it out but i never realized before.
you pretty much only see the mound
does this go for srs or cis or both?
I'm trans but why the hell would it be any different
idk sorry im dumb :<
Nta, but there's some differences due to the differences in male and female anatomy. Like, male genitalia is moved more to the front, so when you get SRS, the neovag ends up sitting a bit higher, and the distance between your vag and anus is also noticeably larger than in foids.
But let's not turn this thread into some autistic bonepilled shit flinging.
this made me sad :<
made me sad that if I get frankencock itll be too low
i hope for both of us that srs will continue to improve before we get it *hugs*
yes please let's not because none of that changes the fact that I need a mirror if I want to see anything down there without falling out of my chair
you sure about that? seems to me like you took something completely uncontroversial, misinterpreted it in the most asinine way possible, then proceeded to fling shit at me
terf playbook 101
remember when I said I could see the clit hood and that's it
or perhaps you're just autistic I can't tell
I’ve only seen natal one idk about srsussy
I can see like my clit hood and that's about it. I can kind of see the entrance if I really lean forward but before I could really look at it I literally just fell out of the chair testing that
Are you only getting SRS for men?
Basically. Although I want it to, because the angling with sex I think will be better, and it feels pretty pleasurable just like anal. So it'd be convenient. But basically it'd be for men for the most part. Most men of treat you pretty differently if they know your trans, and it would ultimately make dating a lot easier. I need FFS first, but I would like SRS for these reasons.
like my feelings are illogical
Most guys have the "a hole is a hole" attitude. They'll just selfishly fuck it because it feels nice, especially if a woman trained her muscles down there. But many guys are very picky about how the whole thing looks, smells, tastes, etc.
I'm not into women, but I have straight friends and acquisitions, I asked them about cunni, and most say that they only do it because they have to. They usually don't like the smell and/or the looks, you'd be surprised how many women don't particularly care about their hygiene down there. Some bitch about the neck, jaw, and tongue pain/fatigue, that it's really uncomfortable, they say that eating the ass is a lot more convenient in terms of ergonomics. And I'm talking about men in their 30s and 40s, because I'm also in that age group, so it's not just pornsick teenagers. That said, there's definitely guys who absolutely LOVE to bury their faces in the pussy, but they don't seem to be all that common.
As for my female friends, the "he doesn't even know where the clit is" meme is far from being just a meme, it's very much real.
please dont fight >_<
everyone fight more >=)
I have no explanation other than that aliens are controlling my mind and forcing me to have uncomfortably sexual thoughts about female friends and it's making me suicidal and it started early around age 8 maybe younger and-
kek are you guys seriously arguing about pussy angle
i’m afab and it’s supposed to look like the one on the right straight on + when looking down you only see the clitoral hood at most
if yours looks like the left you’re doing it wrong
Agree the left is incorrect the pussy hole isn’t facing outwards but downwards, although the lips still separate up higher than that on the front. It’s not just smooth all the way to the underside
Pussy feels amazing on my dick, and I never give head.
I think they're aesthetically very pretty.
YES I am 100% heterosexual
NO I will not touch a vagina
you VILL finger the oyster
>finally eat pussy
>It tastes like nothing
Congratulations! She's healthy. No yeast, no uti, nothing (no fishy smell). She's not on her period or shortly after it (no metallic smell/taste). And she has a good hygiene (not salty/sour).
But what about those pheremones that are supposed to make me go wild
Or are they imperceptible to part-fags
As it stands I just enjoyed how easily it got her off and made her legs spaz out, women who pretend it's rocket science to pleasure them be lying
>women who pretend it's rocket science to pleasure them be lying
Tbf, it is with some, it isn't with others.
Eh if you have to try that hard she's just not into you
While it's often true, I have female friends who have a hard time masturbating. Like, one wrong move and the wave is gone, and they have to start nearly from scratch. Sometimes this shit is just really finicky. But yeah, what you said is a thing.
human pheromones are just a theory
>just a theory
retard, that's not what a scientific theory means
It’s normal for the inside juices to be salty even after washing, diet has an influence
i love clits but the pussy hole looks like the depths to hell. on the other hand dicks just look silly
>dicks just look silly
huh?? they’re so powerful and yummy looking! i especially love when they bounce or helicopter it around ^^
I know there isn't anything silly about a large powerful cock, smashed into a tiny weaker one, the two teasing each other ever so slightly from the pressure. Not so silly imo.
that is so silly though, especially helicoptering. pps just look so ridiculous
i just need a silly dick smacking against my face