24 thoughts on “how are you gonna dress when you get old?

    • Anonymous says:

      I worked with an older guy that did that vibe. 60+ yo, always wore a white cowboy shirt with pearl snap fasteners, bolo ties, black levies, grey ostrich skin cowboy boots. Duster for cold, rainy days. Other times he had a black leather jacket that was cut like a Carhartt chore coat.

  1. Anonymous says:

    You gays are seriously showing your age right now talking about an heroing at 35 or whatever. You are seriously underestimating how young and alive you’re going to feel at that point. I’m 32 and guess what? It doesn’t feel that different from being 26 or 27. Age doesn’t work that way, it’s not like there’s a timer where you hit a certain age and you become old. You think at 29 you’re still relatively young but at 30 magically you become a boomer? Pussies. You’re all going to be fine and most of the actors and models you idolize are all 30+. Take care of your body and it won’t be failing until you are well into your 80s. Don’t just sit around on your computer all day melting your brains with LULZ and consumerism. Go outside, work a real job that requires physical activity. Start a family. Be a normal hecking person, Jesus. I remember being 22 and thinking I was going to be alone forever because the girls I dated were slutty or dumb or whatever, but you need to understand those girls you’re attracting don’t know what they want yet because they’re just as young and stupid as you are. As I was. I’m currently married to a woman I met at church. She is 5 years younger than me and is pregnant with my son. He is due in a week or so. She never would have given me the time of day when I was her age and I wouldn’t have noticed her either. Because women like her are at church. They’re dressing plainly. They’re not wearing makeup. They’re DEFINITELY not being rhe pursuer or coming on to you. So you need to get off your ass and start getting your shit together. Get a job, join a church, dress like an adult and express your desires to marry and support a family. Make sure you make enough money to support yourself, a wife and two children. If you don’t make that much yet keep trying until you do. This might mean saving more money rather than passing it away on tech wear and chinos and whatever other bullshit comes into style for 15 minutes before disappearing forever.

    • Anonymous says:

      True most people on here are underage so they think 30 is old, i’m 32 too and actually feel stronger and more confident then i was 10 years prior.

      I’m 33 today and I’ve never felt more confident, attractive, in shape, and generally positive about life.

    • Anonymous says:

      True most people on here are underage so they think 30 is old, i’m 32 too and actually feel stronger and more confident then i was 10 years prior.

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      I’m 33 today and I’ve never felt more confident, attractive, in shape, and generally positive about life.

      I’m 35, in great shape, have a family, and think about killing myself every day. Life just gets harder, shittier, and more boring the longer it drags on.

      • Anonymous says:

        I could not imagine WANTING to be the primary breadwinner of a family and raise trash like Nicole. My desire for a spouse is much more because of the severe physical and mental problems my grandparents elegantly provided for me by copulating in old age.

  2. Anonymous says:

    True most people on here are underage so they think 30 is old, i’m 32 too and actually feel stronger and more confident then i was 10 years prior.

  3. Anonymous says:

    basically same as i do now (and if you’re concerned about how you’ll dress when you’re older, it’s probably already about time you stop larping and get a respectable wardrobe) but my primary concern is getting fat and bald

  4. Anonymous says:

    Probably gonna go old sailor boy core
    Beanie, knitted sweaters, scruffy beard
    I definitely want an ornate cane when I’m older, because you can do that when you’re old.

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