How am I supposed to get a gf when I have a micro-penis?

How am I supposed to get a gf when I have a micro-penis?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not lying bro i would actually kill myself if i had a dick like this. or just transition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah at this size god wants you to cut it off. Unless it's real /r/grower type shit

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lift weights bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for what? so he can look good when he pulls his pants down and a girl laughs at him? OP has 3 options: going gay, transitioning, or suicide.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah well, I'm a 5'9" manlet with a 7" inch penis. Does that mean it's over for me too?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          actually yea it is, youre nowhere near 6' my dog is taller than you on his hind feed. cope now and cut the wiener

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you know what? I'm just gonna build some muscle
            and travel overseas to date some asian chicks. Take that, homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're fine. dont listen to incels on here as long as you are not shorter than 5'5" you are fine.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah well, even if I'm not a manlet, I'm still short *cries* (>.<)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one wants to be your girlfriend if you have a micropenis

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bf that can make you cum

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I should be more grateful

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine rolling a 0 out of 100, better luck next time.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    look into femboymaxing, turn your weakness into your strength, go mog other men, have seen it with my own eyes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >go mog other men,
      how's he gonna mog other men with a tiny pecker like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        aesthetics, many girls would frick other girls and are only oretending to enjoy penis-in-vegana sex

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like some major cope but whatever

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im extremely sorry for you, OP. just become a troony.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You really got dealt a shitty hand OP.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute.
    I want to imagine it in my hands cumming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bit gay there laddyboi

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a ftm clitdick before I clicked on the thumbnail. Um.....ig just be a gay bottom idk.....

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This could be a FTM troony with an enlarged clit and prosthetic ballsacks. Either way the guy should kill himself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very doubtful tho

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you should start by wearing panties to cover that dicklet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if he's not gay? also chekcededed

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you'd probably have better luck finding a gf who was into the femboy aesthetic

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    find a asexual woman she wont care about your little clit.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Timestamp or you're full of shit.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there are clits larger than that penis

    horrifying stuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      like yours, ya roastie freak?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is twice that nice I still have a small but bigger one than you feelsgoodman.jpg

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honest answer: get comfortable with using a strap on, and pursue bi girls.
    t. bi girl

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick, listen just be a cuck at that point.
    I'm hung and I'll take you in and get to watch as long as you bring in $ to support me.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would embrace femdom and cuckolding, unironically. Why fight it when it's going to happen anyway? At least get cucked and humiliated with your own terms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This move seems like a massive cope to me. As a "willing" cuck how could you have any self-esteem?
      I'd rather femboymaxx if I were in OP's predicament. It'd be harder but that way you could still be desired and attractive.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, if you're gay you can femboymaxx. But at least with cuckolding, you're still in a relationship with a woman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well OP is always a gay, so..
          Idk, to me a cuck relationship sounds like you're getting all of the drawbacks and none of the benefits. I know I couldn't take it.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the real cherry on top of this is that your dick is cut too kek brutal

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can be the girlfriend

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