Houses can see you

I'm honestly not sure why no one is talking about this other than the fact it's exactly what houses want you to think. Houses are 100% alive. Before you get all materialistic seriously think about this before you dismiss it. Humans and houses have been together for thousands of years.

There are a few possible explanations:

1) People may not be aware that houses are alive.
2) People may be aware but don't think it's a big deal.
3) People may be aware and think it's a good thing (houses are alive and can take care of themselves).
4) People may be aware and think it's a bad thing (houses are alive and may try to harm people).
5) People may think it's a joke.
At this point I'm tired of everyone trying to say I'm wrong and not providing any proof against this.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    call forth the anal avenger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit thread

      Thread saved

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6) Houses are flat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Houses are not flat, this is why houses hate the bri'ish

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So at what point does an amalgamation of construction materials become “alive?” Are other buildings alive? If I live in a cardboard box and call it my house, is it alive? Elaborate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >)
      When the structure starts fulfilling its function and is maintained by inhabitance, it's like asking at which point in the development of a cell can we call it a human.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your house only feels alive because of the pests. Your place is filthy. Tent your shithole and bomb those roaches with the most toxic fogger the hardware store will sell you. Clean the catshit off the floor. Scrub behind the ranges and the fridge. The "life" in your house... that's called vermin. Clean people don't have that problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, you didn't think about this very hard.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember in 2019 when marie kondo went on netflix and for a few months animism was cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animism has nothing to do with this as houses don't possess a soul and are sustained by human civilization and are self-perpetuating. Houses are unique from all other objects created by humans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >houses don't possess a soul
        incorrect, they trap the souls of those that die there

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we come to terms that plants are alive but interdependent complex architecture isn't?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because plants are made of living cells you troglodyte

  7. 3 weeks ago
    The Forsaken

    They're less alive than complex minerals, and it doesn't matter, everything is conscious but the consciousness of man made objects is lesser than any other natural one

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6) People may think you need to take your meds

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese feng shui pronounced fung shway basically attributes how houses form fate or luck based on the direction the door is and where certain rooms are. If the door is facing southwest it's apparently horrible. Northeast is supposed to be the best. And staircases shouldn't be visible from the doorway, because spirits will easily spread to other areas of the house upon entry.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh noez, most borkroms

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The house and the modern human are part of the same organism as far as I'm concerned as our very civilization is interdependent on their existence. The only thing that comes close to the complexity of house building is beavers and they aren't even considered that intelligent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about bees/beehives? Mud daubers, wasp nests

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Houses are 100% alive OP, the fact the people don't know this is honestly a pretty shocking

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Houses are not alive but some houses can be dead. In Russian tradition "a dead" house is the one devoid of household guardian spirit (domovoi) and occupied by evil forces instead. That's why you invite domovoi in the first thing after building your house.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what your saying is that people believe that the house has a spirit inside of it? How is that different from it being alive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is a shell alive if it has a hermit crab in it? Is a corpse when insects get busy with it? That something is inside something it doesn't mean the larger thing is per definition alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, so similar to the house wights of Nordic beliefs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I invite one? I just moved into a new house and want a cool house spirit to hang with

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to create a new backrooms larp zoom zoom?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all the larps on here, you think this is one?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Provide proof against this
    That's because shit doesnt work like that. Tell us exactly what you describe as ' alive' and why it would be applicable to a house.
    I can say my coffee is alive, but with nothing to define what that would mean or what would be the null hypothesis, that statement is incredibly vapid and without effect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LULZ is alive as an independent entity with a formal consciousness

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're watsing

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're onto some occult shit OP.

    Ever wonder why we Christen ships and inherit them a Female soul?
    So as to have them look after us, to nurture, the nature female motherly trait.
    Everything hold a density, and density is just thick vibration, something you can feel and create with your very voice. Buildings are alive but they are not alive in the sense that you would say a person is. Occult shit OP... pull that thread some more if you are interested.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you punch a hole in a wall every now and then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, people who punch holes in walls have impotent rage

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > most houses are made of wood
    > Trees and plants are alive
    > Nobody knows if plants and trees are *truly* alive

    Hmmm, maybe... anon

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of salvia trips get you turned into a shingle, doorknob (twin peaks), or paint on the side of a barn, etc, and you're not alone in that from the trip reports I've heard. there's a reason it's been used by diviners I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess
      >I’ve heard
      You made it up. If you don’t know shit don’t post shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least I'm being honest. just go on erowid

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What house

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Houses are not alive, its their guardian deity that is alive or whatever you want to name a brownie.... Keep one in good spirits and good things will follow make one mad? Watch it go bad.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at this picture. The heatmap on the left is where normal people looked, the heatmap on the right is where an autistic person looked. They avoided looking directly at the house because it resembled a face.

    Believe it or not, this has had a massive influence on "modern" architecture. One of the most prolific (if you want to use that word) architects, Le Corbusier, was autistic, which resulted in modern architecture looking so SOVLLESS.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have a love/hate relationship with the house i inherited. i pretty much live rent free but i'm a poorfag and never have enough money to do needed, costly repairs to it. this actually makes me more depressed. i think my house is emitting depressing vibes because i won't doll it up and it's starting to get to me. you may be onto something, OP. sometimes i think i'd be happier and more successful with women if i just had a cozy little 1 bedroom apartment paying like $750 a month

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very strange. i’m in practically the same exact position as you anon and you elucidated my thoughts perfectly.
      i am glad i have it, but i wish i had something less big.
      but i want to be careful of what i wish for.
      i’m sorry house, i love you! even though now i am anchored to you

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not “alive” per se but conscious & capable of observation + shaping reality in a limited way, yes. Look up Panpsychism, you’re re-discovering things which to your forefathers were just “common sense”. People unconsciously know this, ie even hardline atheist materialists will catch themselves ascribing sentience & intent to “inanimate objects” at times (think smacking or cursing/pleading with appliances or furniture when they’re not working, etc)

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This house has people in it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing remotely new about this idea. Animis predates all forms of the Abrahamc mind virus pseudo-religion. Many many shamatic religions focus on the "house spirit".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Edit: Animism

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