Horny life goals


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Post your sexual life goal or respond to how to make the goals of other people come true.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only sexual life goal is to have love and be loved by someone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a horny thread, not a feels thread man. Relatable tho.

      What a stupid fucking thread
      Do some pushups dumbass
      (Equal to my last 2 digits)

      Done, now fuck off if you don't like the concept.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My horny life goal is to hold hands with pretty lady 🙁
      basically what said

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have multiple. I'll start with this one: The idea of piping not only an older woman, but also her daughter, makes my mind go crazy. Reducing their mom and daughter bond to nothing but two whores in one room is life goal worthy for sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second one is probably just taking someone's virginity. I think lots of guys can relate to wanting to be someone's first.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second one is probably just taking someone's virginity. I think lots of guys can relate to wanting to be someone's first.

      Cuckqueening someone is probably the last big life goal I have. Cucking another man sounds fun enough, but having another woman fuck you while bullying the everloving shit out of your partner and them still deciding to stay with you is the highest level of sexual ownership I can imagine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have multiple. I'll start with this one: The idea of piping not only an older woman, but also her daughter, makes my mind go crazy. Reducing their mom and daughter bond to nothing but two whores in one room is life goal worthy for sure.

        both of these are based and should be a goal for every man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reducing their mom and daughter bond to nothing but two whores in one room is life goal worthy for sure.
      I like oyakodon but I don't agree with this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

        I hope you have a daughter and you walk into her bedroom one day to find Jamarcus fucking her and your wife

        Nah I look too good to be cucked

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How so?
          I don't want their bond to be reduced to "nothing but two whores in one room". I don't want it to be just about sex. I want a loving relationship with both the daughter and the mother and have sex as a way to show that love not reduce it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like this, but how exactly can a mother-daugter bond still exist if they're sharing the bed with the same man?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I like this, but how exactly can a mother-daugter bond still exist if they're sharing the bed with the same man?
              The bond between them is what makes oyakodon exciting. Without it it's basically just having sex with "2 whores" as you put it and that is not exciting nor attractive. But to answer your question, their mother-daughter won't go away just because they've slept with the same man. Their relationship might be different though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obv I don't just want a threesome with 2 prostitutes, I want their bond to still exist, just to be overshadowed by their lust after me. They know exactly that there's no going back to being a wholesome mom and daughter after this yet they truly believe that their lust is worth going against all of these norms, yk?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see but how can you live together and have a long-term relationship with them if they don't have a normal relationship? Or do you just want to fuck them and then leave?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tbh I just wanted to fuck and leave but actually living with them sounds so good and impossible that I hadn't even considered it. It sounds like heaven, I doubt it's possible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I definitely think it's possible if there is no cheating involved ( the husband left years ago or something). Then the mom would definitely want to fuck again.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, but even then, I feel like she'd try very hard to keep you away from her daughter as a protective instinct. I feel like the daughter to mom road is easier, and even with that, it'd be hard to not make the daughter hate you for it.

                [...]
                both of these are based and should be a goal for every man

                Thanks brother, couldn't agree more

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel like she'd try very hard to keep you away from her daughter as a protective instinct
                It sounds like she doesn't trust you enough in this scenario. For a relationship like this to work you need to have a lot of trust in each other.
                >it'd be hard to not make the daughter hate you for it
                Why should she hate you for it? If she truly loves you she should be fine with it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd love her too but I'd be pissed if she ever brought up banging my Dad for example. How is one supposed to work around that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you have a daughter and you walk into her bedroom one day to find Jamarcus fucking her and your wife

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I hope you slit your throat subhuman american.

    • 3 months ago
      Catboy

      >SauceNAO
      >Find on pixiv
      >Otokonoko
      Not sure if your based or made a big mistake but thanks for the pic anon

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a stupid fucking thread
    Do some pushups dumbass
    (Equal to my last 2 digits)

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have already fucked the most gorgeous white girl of my life and I've reasoned that I won't find anyone like that again.

    So I'm off to Mexico to bang some spic goblinas to make myself feel better

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To get my dick sucked by two alt girl e-thots that I meet either on this website or discord or some shit. I guess that's not some super sexual life goal but more so just my desire while I hang out here. I'm not even a robot, pretty much a normie but it feels like everyone here is a troon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish everyone here was a troon maybe then id have a chance at intimacy lmoa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude reading that makes me sad for you. There's no way you're on the outskirts of desire to THAT extent. you probably just need to work out or something

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah bruh been there done that didnt help still same ugly retarded manlet

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want me and my husband, gaaaaaayyyy, to get dominated by a woman at the same time. That or tag team her. Too bad he can't separate sex from affection.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make love to the love of my life on acid and molly.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to he lewd
    I want a woman to gently (because I don't want to hurt her) lower herself onto my cock and then as firmly as I can without hurting her I want to press her body down onto mine and massage her while we passionately kiss
    That's what I want right now out of sex.
    My coc does this weird thing when there's enough resistant pressure where it throbs like a slow jackhammer, I don't know if that's everybody
    I would like to explore this by way of pleasuring a woman until she wants to snuggle up to my and get some sleep/rest.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to fuck a girl in her late 20s /30s before i reach 20
    Idk why maybe just because of the taboo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't call them mommy and you might have a chance. I'm 28 and I would fuck a younger guy as long as he was over 18. I think men are hottest when they are young plus higher chance of you having a short refractory period

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't call them mommy and you might have a chance.
        What's the point of fucking older women if you cannot even call them mommy?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I'm not a pedo and don't get wet thinking about fucking little boys? Be a fucking man

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does someone calling you mommy and you fucking little boys have to do with each other?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Were you in special ed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. You just want to fuck a younger guy because "he's hotter" but don't want to be motherly in return. I ask again: what's the point then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sex with a scrote that doesn't look like he's melting that's the point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dust the cobwebs out of your old snatch and fuck off back to crystal cafe

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ultimate life goal is consistently having threesomes with mid to attractive women AND a stable partner that will accept me doing it, even better if she participates or is actively trying to get other women to bed. I used to daydream about having a closed three way relationship but being realistic it's a lot of work and generally unfair and it's almost impossible for it to happen so second best thing below that is what I said before

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a fembot to fuck the shit out of me. Just pin me down in bed and use me like a toy. Having her sit on my face and grind her pussy all over me while I look her in the eyes. I want to please her and make her feel good. I want her to mark her scent all over me and for me to never want anyone else. I want to be forever hers. And for me to her fiercely loyal puppy bf.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make enough money to import a Ukrainian with booba

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is that panel from?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to find someone who would be able to have a relationship where he or she is a huge slut with others, manipulative towards me, uses me for money and as a maid while he or she gets dick everywhere. And then on Sundays we cuddle.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna live with another guy
    >we tell everyone were roommates
    >separate rooms
    >We jerk off together

    I lived this life for years but basically want to do it with a guy i can build a future with, buy a house, etc.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would love to cheat on my
    fiance with some dump 18 year old and get away with it

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanna look like this with dr david sinclaire's anti aging tech and estrogen

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a gf who likes the fact that I wear panties and maybe even shares hers with me.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like having chubby/fat girls sit on my face. I have gotten to do this many times. It's always great. I'm a naturally attractive guy even though I don't take care of myself at all and I love big girls, so it's mutual and I'm happy to linger in mediocrity and eat lots of fat girl pussy and ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nnnn, that's hot! What the most number of squeezes you've gotten out of one? My record is 15.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've got me beat, about 8 is all I've gotten.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incest threesome with my GF and her hot faggy brother. Don't even care how it goes down,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he a femboy?
      Originally

  21. 3 months ago
    Inventor of NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES NO PUSSY NO VACCINE NO PUSSY NO PEACE Simple A-S

    >Post your sexual life goal
    FINGER PUSSY
    FUCK PUSSY
    CREAMPIE PUSSY
    BREED PUSSY
    Simple A-S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am sure I will read it in your manifesto after an ineffectual random act of violence but, on the off chance I do not see the news that day, what is it you have done to deserve the innie pussy?

      Like if there was a pussy granting board and you had to present a case for yours, what would you tell them?

      • 3 months ago
        Inventor of NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES NO PUSSY NO VACCINE NO PUSSY NO PEACE Simple A-S

        i m not violent and not a random person either
        >what is it you have done to deserve the innie pussy?
        1)I have done no crimes despite living for 33 years on this planet my criminal record is extremely clean and that automatically puts me to the top 10% of men who deserve pussy.
        >b-but many men have clean record too,you are nothing special!!
        Wrong. Many criminals have also no criminal record because firstly the police is basically useless and doesnt arrest most criminals and secondly, believe it or not, even criminals with criminal record get their record deleted after a few years the record expires and it's as clean as someone who has never done any crimes. Totally unfair and those men dont deserve pussy ofc.

        2)My extremely high IQ puts me to the top 0,1% of men who deserve the most pussy

        If society doesnt reward intelligent men and men with clean hands with pussy then i dont want to participate in this evil dystopian oppressive tyrannical society. Simple A-S

        • 3 months ago
          The Board of Pussy

          I am afraid the board have rejected your application for an innie for the following reasons.
          i) you have presented no positive evidence of action taken to deserve an innie. Absence of a criminal record is the bare minimum default position that the board would expect and, by itself, would not qualify you for an award of pussy, let alone an innie.
          ii) your claim of high iq has been investigated and dismissed by the board. It is clear that you do not understand that criminal records are not expunged in the way that you have described. Since you relied heavily on the importance of a clean criminal record in your application, the board feels that a high iq robot would have done a little more research.

          You are free to reapply once you have made some positive effort to deserve pussy.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femanon gf that pegs and humiliates me

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Owning a completely obedient female slave

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just want to love somebody and lose my virginity

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having a girlfriend willing to do mommy roleplay with me, that's it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could go back in time and bash the brains in of my ex that was into mommy roleplay. It's a sick fetish and I never enjoyed it not even once. Just be normal holy fucking shit. Just TRY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're just insecure, it's a harmless fetish

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was extremely toxic and he was a horrible bf. It was all about him and he projected all his mommy issues onto me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds more like he was just an asshole that happened to be into the mommy fetish, so the problem was the former

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was all about him and he projected all his mommy issues onto me
            Women are upset at men for acting like women kek

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a naked massage from an inexperienced guy with a big dick who is dying with horny gratitude at getting to touch my beautiful body.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A woman wearing a silk poofy ballgown or wedding dress and long silky opera gloves tying me up and tickle torturing me, then giving me a handjob with the dress and gloves.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently bought a 5 bed house in Alaska and I'd like to fill all 5 bedrooms with cute femboys/girls. Realistically, I can give everyone free boarding, a free pc, free food and some money each month. In return, I'd want them to be my personal free use sluts. Do you guys think I can make this work? How much do you think I'd need to spend on it all every year? Where do you think I can find people down to do it? I did make a lot of money and also inherited quite a bit so money is not much of an issuee

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a girl with the body of a middle schooler but the personality and sex drive of a mature experienced adult woman, and I actually became friends and temporary roommates with a girl exactly like that recently, I just haven't convinced her to be with me romantically or sexually yet.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be a pleasure slave for my gf. Not in a fetish bdsm way though.
    I want to eat her pussy for hours, give her massages and please her in every way possible.
    I know that no girl would respect you for living like that though, so it'll remain a fantasy.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marry a nice, Catholic blonde
    >use my architectural methods to plump her up and give her a Venus fertility icon body
    >use my Catholicism as an excuse to pump 7+ kids into her
    >in public and around the kids, she's a kind, ladylike housewife and mother, and I'm the perfect, charming husband and father
    >in private, she's a disgusting whore who can suck a golfball through a garden hose, and she happily tonguebathes my asshole and slurps my cum like it's candy, and I'm a ravenous rape orc who ravages her pussy constantly
    >constant animalistic caveman mating sex like we're trying to repopulate the planet, with plenty of kinky shit thrown in
    >with the occasional slow and passionate lovemaking to contrast with our usual animalistic fuck sessions
    I can't believe you homosexuals actually think being sexually repressed is a bad thing.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well my ultimate sexual fantasy is to have a submissive sex slave subject to my every whim. She would dedicate her whole life to me (and I would to hers, but in a dominant role). But that's just a fetish and a fantasy, and would be a poor recipe for a long term relationship (especially parenthood).
    My goal is to have a single partner who I can have loving and rough baby making sex with, and we both find each other attractive. Maybe we both enjoy some fetishes together too, but that's not as important. Someone who we can get in bed and absolutely ravage each other until we're sweaty messes and her womb is full and my balls are dry.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be seen by, and assured by a woman who knows everything about love and sex. I want to be told who I am and what I love because I cannot find effort and courage to go out and discover that for myself.

  34. 3 months ago
    Arc

    i just want 4 walls and adobe slatz 4 my gurls

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breastfeed a guy and be his little cow. Well, just not any guy, a loving and loyal master that loves me and takes good care of me, we have good sex and he gets to milk me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want this, lactation is so hot. I want to drink it every day and I'd probably be a little sad every time it runs out.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate a woman.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Post your sexual life goal
    Taking my mother's anal virginity.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >femcel
    >develop crush on a guy I know
    >fantasise about making out with him
    >he said he's never had a gf before, probably virgin
    >fantasise about fucking together
    >mating press
    >girl on top
    >blowjob
    >getting eaten out (not something I would actually be into but #equality)
    Fembots, how to make it happen?

    • 3 months ago
      Catboy

      Not a fembot but just ask him out dummy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure if he even likes me as a friend, we don't talk much actually

        Why the fuck would you not want to get eaten out? I have never met another girl who was against this unless they were obsessed with male validation during sex and that's it.

        Anyway just ask him out, idk what you expect anyone else to say. Obviously it's easier said than done but that is the only solution other than... not asking him out. Stop being retarded.

        I don't think I would enjoy the feeling of a tongue down there, really
        Also it's not my fault I have the tism

        If he's a virgin then it's very easy. Just have sex with him and do that.

        I assume he's virgin, but I can't be certain. He was raised Christian in a rural area, and said he's never had a girlfriend at age 24, so I assumed he was virgin too

        Just out of curiosity. Why do you think you wouldn't be into getting eaten out?

        I don't think I would like the feeling of a tongue down there, but I appreciate the sentiment of reciprocity during sex

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know the guy, but if I had to guess he probably isn't looking for sex, the guy probably wants a wife

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's looking for a girlfriend (he also mentioned he's on Tinder but that he has zero luck with it)

            Also wife and sex are by no means mutually exclusive goals

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You knew what I meant, you tryna marry this guy then? If so spend lots of time with him and something will happen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I understand not enjoying the feeling I guess but why do you want to give a blowjob then?

          NTA but men are very judgemental. I would be stressed and paranoid thinking about if he finds my pussy ugly/disgusting so it wouldn't be enjoyable.

          Then why want to even get with one? I hate how judgemental men are as well, but realistically normal men without severe issues would love you no matter what. I would be paranoid the entire time during sex, he's going to see your pussy whether he eats it out or not. I'd say a man is more judgemental if he /doesn't/ want to make you feel good.

        • 3 months ago
          Catboy

          >I'm not sure if he even likes me as a friend, we don't talk much actually
          Then talk more first, make an effort to be closer to him. Im sorry if this sounds harsh but it really bugs me how most girls are completely against ever making the first move for no reason, if a guy said the same things he would be considered a loser, a loser that i for the record once was. 99 percent of people dont take offense to being asked out anon, its a complement. Unless they`re a dick you have nothing to worry about.
          I know this one girl whos like an actual hard dom, ive talked to her about her fantasys and shes genuinely into stuff like knifeplay and bloodplay. She finds the idea of tying a man up and hurting and threatening him hot and arrousing, and she refuses to ever make the first move, she says the exact kind of stuff that everyone else says and its insane to me. I think its more of a social thing than anything biological but so many woman do it and its really damn frustrating to me. I waited untill i had just turned 20 before finally asking somebody out and while they rejected me it was fine, it wasnt a big deal and didnt even feel that bad, a couple more experiences in me and i literally dont care anymore, theres really nothing to worry about and it feels way better to just do it. I understand that traditionally men ask woman out but look at everyone on this board to realize how many men suck or are afraid to do that and ask yourself why the fuck would you leave a relationship happening up to them? Hell at least guys have to be scared about loosing their jobs or being branded a creep or something, woman dont even really need to seriously worry about that.
          I realize im being kind of mean here but come on man, just ask them out, its easy harmless and fixes all your problems.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck would you not want to get eaten out? I have never met another girl who was against this unless they were obsessed with male validation during sex and that's it.

      Anyway just ask him out, idk what you expect anyone else to say. Obviously it's easier said than done but that is the only solution other than... not asking him out. Stop being retarded.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but men are very judgemental. I would be stressed and paranoid thinking about if he finds my pussy ugly/disgusting so it wouldn't be enjoyable.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OG femanon here
          Femanon, love yourself more. You deserve better than a guy who complains about ''roast beef'' and what not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he's a virgin then it's very easy. Just have sex with him and do that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just out of curiosity. Why do you think you wouldn't be into getting eaten out?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already done everything I CSN think of

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Although there are plenty that I could list, the horny goal in life that turns me on the most would be to have a paizuri-only relationship with an immensely busty woman, where I'd creampie her massive breasts daily and otherwise have complete access to do whatever I want with her tits whenever I please; essentially, I'd like to act out this image set in real life.
    https://exhentai.org/g/1138983/372fe20f45/

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck an insta model with a bbl
    im not black or in good shape or tall nor is my penis big but a man can dream

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since there seem to be a lot of fun people in this thread, I'm gonna ask for advice:

    A year ago, I banged this smoking hot chick. We've been friends since then and I'm thinking about not only piping her again, but making a lot of fantasies come true with her. She's a bit too vanilla and doesn't seem to be into anything out of cuddly sex tho. Any ideas on how I can slowly change her mind? How I can start banging her on a regular basis, how I can start being rougher with her, how I can start using no condom, how I can start introducing new people into the bedroom, etc?

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a level 35 wizard. I already gave up years ago.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just one? i want to fit a dragon dildo into a chick. for science.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate my half sister and run away and live a life together.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >half sister
      That's only 50% hot

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get LULZ enough to be able to carry a thick black girl while i fuck her

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone that wants to fuck goths but doesn't want to invest in look, just like her music and make her laugh. Also be prepared for multiple rounds.

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