Holy Shroud?

Was the Shroud of Turin real or a hoax?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uztQsaS.jpg

      Indisputably real

      Anything coming from the roman catholic church as evidence is automatically invalid bs, because roman catholicism is anti-christian xD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ said his followers will perform miracles. When is the last time a Calvinist performed a miracle?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is a "calvinist" dumbass crosstard? The popes were and are roman emperors, roman catholicism is a roman religion and is all about roman traditions and rituals, that's why they introduced roman/babylonian theologies like trinity, "mother of God", eating paper plates, churches being mistaken as material buildings (cathedral = seat of power), that's why all the popes were and are de facto roman emperors. Yeah, paganists from all religions can do magics and miracles, but you c**ts would call everyone else's miracles "satanism".
          Im so fricking tired of your bullshit, you don't even follow what Your bible says. Your own fricking denominations contradict your scripture, that's not my problem.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Im so fricking tired of your bullshit, you don't even follow what Your bible say
            Maybe the real answer is you're just a fricking moron who doesn't actually know anything beyond what you read on your schizoid conspiracy theory blogs? I'm going to trust St Augustine over whatever meaningless blather you spout about what Christianity "should" be. You read the bible wrong. Not the Saints, not the Church. It's your problem.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your religion is an affront to everything good and your priests are passionless pedophiles

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          When is the last time a Catholic performed a miracle?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            there was a guy called george pell that got to molest a bunch of kids and get away with it
            then he died
            that's kind of a miracle

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Extensive studies on dating have already been posted in the long infographic, above the documentary, but as per typical EerieWeb fashion, no one will even mention it in this thread, shitflinging is so much more fun.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, I dont see you addressing

            lol the only one coping is you

            >After years of discussion, the Holy See permitted radiocarbon dating on portions of a swatch taken from a corner of the shroud. Independent tests in 1988 at the University of Oxford, the University of Arizona, and the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology concluded with 95% confidence that the shroud material dated to 1260–1390 AD.[6] This 13th- to 14th-century dating is much too recent for the shroud to have been associated with Jesus

            Just talking shit about other posters

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh
            that's the devil
            the devil did that 😉

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah shoot that dastardly villain got me again

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            was for

            it was carbon dated to well past the time of christ
            fanatics will reject carbon dating, but there's no way you can argue with them, they live in fantasy land

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh great, another novel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are the words "Catholicism yes" written on the shroud or something

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your sect didn't even exist in 200, 400, 800, 1200 AD etc.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indisputably real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >roman catholic church
      >make an idol even of a rag

      it was carbon dated to well past the time of christ
      fanatics will reject carbon dating, but there's no way you can argue with them, they live in fantasy land

      lol the only one coping is you

      >After years of discussion, the Holy See permitted radiocarbon dating on portions of a swatch taken from a corner of the shroud. Independent tests in 1988 at the University of Oxford, the University of Arizona, and the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology concluded with 95% confidence that the shroud material dated to 1260–1390 AD.[6] This 13th- to 14th-century dating is much too recent for the shroud to have been associated with Jesus

      Radio dating is largely a meme regardless of the outcome. Different parts of fossils can be dated to wildly different ages, a fossilized animal that was fossilized while giving birth and its offspring were dated to wildly different times (can't remember what type of animal/fossil it was), and even living animals can be radio dated to be gorillions of years old. It's pseudoscience. They have to assume starting quantities, changes in rate of decay, and other factors and they just disregard all data that doesn't align with their world view. What I'm getting at is the flood is real and the fossils were formed during the flood, and the fossils and geology prove the flood wasn't millions of years ago and they prove the biblical account of history is supported by observational science.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They even made an idol out of foreskin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Things that are truthful do not require a novel to explain why they are so. Can we get a tldr?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        newgeology.us is run by a fundamentalist christian called John Fischer who thinks evolution isn't real and cherrypicks what he wants to fit the narrative he desperately needs to believe. Unlike the holy see, who sought out independent scientists to verify the validity of the shroud, dishonest christians will do anything to prevent even the most who-gives-a-shit hoaxes from being debunked because it would wreck their fragile bubble. Why does it matter that the shroud is a fake? Why would that dissuade someone's faith? Must not have a lot of persuasiveness to begin with

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tl;dr jesus christ was tortured and falsely accused by satanists, then rose from the dead after 3 days and left the shroud and sudarium without opening it, defeating satan and proclaiming total victory forevermore. they cope about it literally to this day with escalating lies that only digs them deeper.
        anything else?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard from a guy living in Israel that it is a orchestred hoax by israelites to attract views or whatever, dunno if that or legit tbh

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was carbon dated to well past the time of christ
    fanatics will reject carbon dating, but there's no way you can argue with them, they live in fantasy land

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not understanding how it's not accurate, cope harder.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol the only one coping is you

        >After years of discussion, the Holy See permitted radiocarbon dating on portions of a swatch taken from a corner of the shroud. Independent tests in 1988 at the University of Oxford, the University of Arizona, and the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology concluded with 95% confidence that the shroud material dated to 1260–1390 AD.[6] This 13th- to 14th-century dating is much too recent for the shroud to have been associated with Jesus

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corpse of Jesus wouldn't be able to be moved around to cover the genitals with hands due to rigor mortis

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://talesoftimesforgotten.com/2020/02/24/sorry-the-shroud-of-turin-is-definitely-a-hoax/

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoax. It should look more like this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      finna Ted Cruz??

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the crucifixion was a non-physical illusion and Jesus already ascended to heaven to wait for the end times at that point. Every artifact is a hoax, but the shroud in particular was proven to have a recreation by some artist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think
      I don't care what your moronic opinion is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just how it is Black person- if you want the truth take my dick out of your mouth and read a holy book.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it a real physical item? Yes.
    Was it related to Christ in any way? No.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaques De Molay is who that is, not too many know this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masonry ends in the fire with Jaques demolay. Proof of Christ comes through repentance
      https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwJ8L1fp4N1AjzprB5pFvmnTCZpgmTKyK

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new documentary and study found that that its real. And the shroud has a certain pollen that was around during the time of Christ

    https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/newsmax-jesus-shroud-of-turin/2023/04/11/id/1115801/

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 100% authentic.

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