Historical Mindfucks

The HRE was still around when the United States of America was declared.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    fpbp

    and it was fucking beautiful.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Nintendo Wii is 17 years old, making it a retro console

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so when are getting super paper mario threads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher Columbus discovered America only 40 after the Roman Empire fell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never quite grasped how vast history is until I realised that the Pyramids were as ancient to the Romans as the Romans are to us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Significantly older. Sphinx is at least 11,000 yrs old

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Pyramids of Giza were built during the Old Kingdom period c. 2550 to 2490 BC, approximately 4,500 years ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Earth is 6,300 years old tho

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar was closer to our time than the construction of the pyramids were to him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never quite grasped how vast history is until I realised that the Pyramids were as ancient to the Romans as the Romans are to us.

      I keep using Cleopatra for that quote, but I love that comparison.
      Also: when the Great Pyramid was built, there will still mammoths roaming the earth.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The existence of Greek kingdoms and culture in the middle of Asia never cesses to amaze me

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Second Roman-Samnite War began in 326 BC, the same year that Alexander the Great's army mutinied at the Hyphasis and refused to march any further.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo was founded 6 months after hitler was born.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 4th of July.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-Meiji feudal Japan coexisted with the USA in the same timeframe

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mozart was alive when the United States declared independence.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Medieval England was just a possession of French nobles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of these "French" were Vikings just a bit earlier. And somehow they settled in Normandy, Sicily and erected crusader states in the levante.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those “Vikings” intermixed with the French and were no longer Vikings by the time William I invaded. Also, the Angevin empire were completely French, being a French family from Anjou.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Operation Barbarossa commenced on the same day that Napoleon began his invasion of Russia.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Basques had permanent towns in NE America forty years before the Puritans arrived.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first one in the thread that hasn't been posted 1000x before, gz

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Venetian Republic lasted longer than Roman Empire.
    San Marino has lasted longer than the Roman Empire and Byzantine Empire combined.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Northern Europe had many large urban centers with walls and stone buildings as far back as the 2000sBC. It's not a big one, but it's interesting how so much of modern historical "understanding" is completely devoid of any reference to reality and is just "some shit some dude made up to support his ideology".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Northern Europe had many large urban centers with walls and stone buildings as far back as the 2000sBC.
      Where were they? How large were they?
      Not trying to debooonk you or anything. Genuinely curious.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last US Civil War veteran lived to see:
    >the first ironclad warships
    >the widespread adoption of bolt action rifles
    >the first battleships
    >the first aircraft
    >the Great War
    >the first tanks
    >WWII
    >the first jets
    >nukes
    >the Korean War
    I think most importantly, he saw his country go from being irrelevant and fighting a petty civil war over blacks to the strongest power on the planet.
    By the time I die, America will go back to being irrelevant.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were four independent states in all of Africa when the Cleveland Indians/Guardians last won a world series.
    (Used to bring up the Cubs and the Ottomans for this but they finally won one)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >66 years between the first flight and the moon landing
    It's crazy that jetplanes are 1940s technology

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