>His ex girlfriend is a skinny 5'1 contortionist

>His ex girlfriend is a skinny 5'1 contortionist
Should I just kill myself now? I haven't been able to stop thinking about it for weeks. We haven't had sex yet but now I'm like afraid to because I just know it's gonna be horrible compared to what he's been used to for 3 years.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way you are a woman lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well I don't feel like very much of one lately but I do have vagine.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot relate to female "problems"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you look at it as a performance then you are fricked.
    Try making it romantic and make him feel the love part.
    Otherwise yah you have no chance I had a gymnast gf and that stuff is awesome.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >haven’t had sex yet
    Good do not waste a body on him. How did he even pull her? Jesus Christ, i don’t think I’d want to date a dude that dated a Stacey. I feel like it says a lot about a guys personality and if he likes conventionally hot women.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know that comparing yourself to other women is hardwired in your brain but know that there are some men that like something different for a change.

    Now I am not saying you should starfish that shit but if you are really into it when fugging that is very arousing. Just don't bring that unsexy insecurity into bed

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You people are so immature, lmao.
    >kill myself
    Small people worried about small "problems"...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I was small I'd have one less thing to hate myself for

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well you better do the noble thing and remove yourself from the relationship, lest you taint the great sex memory he had previously. its the right thing to do.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've fricked 9/10's but the best sex was with an average girl with little ass and breasts. She was the most into it, most sensual, just letting go, orgasming easily, would flex her pc muscle when I was thrusting to make me cum harder etc.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1) he broke up with her for a reason, and he's interested in you for a reason, which means there is something about you he likes more than her.

    2) you don't know for a fact the sex with her was good, you're just imagining it was. maybe it sucked.

    3) there's nothing stopping you from learning what he likes and doing it better than her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there's nothing stopping you from learning what he likes and doing it better than her.
      I've never had sex before and I'm 5'9 and pudgy, theres no fricking way I can do what she does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're inventing a problem when there isn't one. He's dating you, and not seeking out some combination of a short girl who is a contortionist for a reason.

        Surely by now you've done other intimate stuff other than sex with no issue?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The girl I lost my virginity to was a 5'1 scene girls was a black-tier ass. I've been chasing after that for the past 10 years.
        Sorry to be brutal, but no, you wouldn't be able to compete unless your vegana's tight. And I mean can't fit more than 2 fingers in tight.
        My last ex had a similar build to you and I could put my entire fist in her, it's basically given me PTSD and I imagine what every girl's pussy looks like whenever I get a match on hinge kek

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ill be honest OP, assuming you are not a disgusting troony that is.
    my gf is a serious gymnast and a runner, small thing at about 5'0, makes me into a animal during sex, feels like I'm covered in lit napalm, shes the only girl who can do that to me and I'm not kidding when I say that if your guys ex-girl was even average at sex she would still BTFO you unless your also a athlete, then it would be a they have pros and cons if compared type of deal but if not then man your in trouble. Not trying to demo you or anything just saying don't slouch during it and bring your A game.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually have a contortionist FWB right now who is that small, so here’s my perspective. First, girls like that often have far from attractive bodies. Yes, they’re very flexible, which is great, but they often have very gangly bodies. It’s cool to stretch them and bend them every which way from Sunday, but it’s also a lot of effort on my part to hold her in such positions. I mean, it may feel good to jerk off hanging upside down but doesn’t mean I’m gonna do that more than every once in a blue moon.

    Best sex I ever had was with my slightly chubby ex gf. Guys go apeshit over smooth and soft girls, not skin and bones. But you should still stretch regularly, both for your health and also so you can take more of a pounding and be more dexterous in bed. Putting a girls legs over my shoulders, pulling their heads back from behind etc. are all things I want and would be very disappointed if a girl was too unathletic to be able to manage even that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares how about how flexible a girl is if it's like fricking a water bucket of water.
      6'2 amazon with tight vag > petite flexible girls with sinkhole for a pussy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he loves you it won't matter

    Does he love you? Do you love him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.woman
      You're opinion is invaluable

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    show boobs, let's see what chance you have.

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