Hi everyone Im from Reddit and new here.

Hi everyone I’m from Reddit and new here. what’s the best way to achieve Call of the Crocodile levels of success by writing a book? Can I become the next F Gardner if I study his works and try to learn from whatever it was that he did right?
My honest goal is to write the next big book like Call of the Crocodile. Is this realistic?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel
    this can't be real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you say that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a faaaake!

        Fuck off, schizo.
        >>>/x/

        [...]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What gave it away for me was the thickness of infinite jest
        And that edition of the single volume abridged spengler is no longer in print

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your goal should be just to write a book. Then come back here to shitpost about it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He rapes his sister, Phoebe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who does?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gardner can actually get it up?
      I'm genuinely surprised by this.
      I figured this constant public self-stroking was because he couldn't get it up anymore.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad photoshop job

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a faaaake!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit? You really think that a commercial bookstore would have a pile of Mein Kampf, next to Black Future, Industrial Society and its Future, fucking Turner Diaries and Ten Little naggers

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the Geeks.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    F Gardner is a 160 IQ genius bipolar autist. You have to have an innate level of ability to reach his success. Just write what you can understand and stop presuming you're great just because you come from dumbass neighbours on your home site.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Frank Gardner method is; write something legible then spend a fucktonne of moulah on advertising it on this website and pay some "social media" dudes to shill the shit out of it on this board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, in fact, is not the method. the method is too much for reddit shitheads to comprehend. stop trying to ruin our hero's reputation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gardner posts to Reddit:
        https://reddit.com/comments/j7poea
        Big surprise, it's spam-shilling.
        All he does it talk about himself.
        Didn't his parents raise him better?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it's not working.
      Here's the actual record of his latest brain-dropping's Amazon ranking:
      Day 1: #86000 (approx.)
      Day 2: #202495
      Day 3: #211347
      Day 4: #320117
      Day 5: #398533
      Day 6: #495719
      Day 7: #554727
      Day 8: #632628
      Day 9: #241052 (OMG! some sales!)
      Day 10: #430088
      Day 11: #531694
      Day 12: #601990
      Day 13: #682710
      Day 14: #345984 (at least one sale!)
      Day 15: #585473
      Day 16: #319885 (an uptick!)
      Day 17: #503796
      Day 18: #548541
      Day 19: #645383
      Day 20: #693857
      Day 21: #741098
      Day 22: #799398
      Day 23: #839245
      Day 24: #870841
      Day 25: #904290
      ...sinking like a rock.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the trilogy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I would upvote if I could, should be the first post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >traditional publishers hate them!jgmgrh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anybody actually read the Eggplant, I know that its written by a regular from here (at least that's what he claims) and that its being shilled
      Call of the Crocodile is glorious, I really enjoyed the memes and its longitivity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you insist on reading these shitty books, don't pay for them.
      Behead All Satans is at https://files.catbox.moe/tssf7s.zip
      COTC is on z-lib.org

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I get eggplant?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel ashamed, LULZ is worse than reddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then it sounds like you know exactly where to fuck off to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit reads, LULZ doesn't even do that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something something free speech

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /lit/ards have these books on the shelf but they didn't read a single one, worse than women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s worse than that. They don’t even own books in any form and therefore don’t read.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you are right, its better than wasting money on books when they don't read.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least someone who has some form of books is closer to reading than one who doesn’t. Either way if an anon doesn’t read he should leave

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the Australians

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