Hey, this is Henry Rollins. I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. I'm a vegan, man! Can you handle this?! Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that, America?!
I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! I regularly donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center. I really hate southern poverty. Hopefully we can wipe it out one day. See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.