Hey, this is Henry Rollins.

Hey, this is Henry Rollins. I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. I'm a vegan, man! Can you handle this?! Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that, America?!

I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! I regularly donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center. I really hate southern poverty. Hopefully we can wipe it out one day. See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting the full version

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Rollins and his old man face

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna be like him when I grow up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, I'd actually have sex with him

      >not posting the full version

      Post the full version then

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like this pasta because why would people not actually listen to Black Flag? They probably aren't all listening to Family Man, but certainly at least Damaged and My War.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My war is in GTA 5

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HENRY ROLLINS IS MY HERO!
    HE CAN DO NO WRONG!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish someone used AI voice stuff to make this pasta into a real clip

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never talked with anyone IRL about that guy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey it's that guy with the huge neck that I keep seeing in 90s movies (Heat, Lost Highway)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See, I'm a white guy
    sure Henry, sure

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t decide who is worse, him or Jello Biafra.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a clip of this guy when he appeared on the Australian music show 'rage' where he goes on and on about how he hates Morrisey and would love it if he died painfully.
    Morrisey's crime? He didn't move to America.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Morrisey's crime?
      not fucking Henry in his conrholio

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve met Hank in real life when he dropped in to the cafe where I was the cook in Sydney, when he was promoting ‘Come in and burn’. He’s actually a pretty cool guy. Ask him about reptile genetics if you want to spark his interest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >degenerate anti-White libchud homosexual israelite
      >reptile genetics
      lmfao
      Just... of course.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m basically a far right neo-Nazi xenophobe (or as it was known at the time, a Libertarian Centrist) and he struck me as a pretty normal guy. If you think he walks around all day lecturing people on politics then you have some kind of brain disorder.
        My experience with the man is that he is polite, respectful, and happy to have his privacy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. Henry seems pretty down to earth. His persona is a little cringe but I bet he’d be interesting to talk with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look, I hate his dipshit politics but all I can say having met the guy is that he has time for the little people, and that unlike a lot of leftards, at least he was approachable and respectful.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You met him in 1997. Promo photos for CIAB show HR displaying Illuminati gestures. This was the beginning of the end for the ex-Black Flag singer. He shed his band, formed another and slowly walked away from music. During this period he was seeing a "shrink". I saw the change when CIAB was released, but didn't know about the "intervention" until the Internet, many years later. It all made sense, as did his israeli ancestry, which was never revealed by him nor anyone else until about 5 years ago. He is someone's asset.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >separate the art from the artist
          no

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like some butthurt /misc/ fash have come to shit up LULZ again.

    Anyway, I still want Weird Al to do a cover of Spray Paint; it's pretty much a polka anyway.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can you deal with that, America?!

    lol

    I do kinda like "Low Self Opinion".

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