Hey, this is Henry Rollins. I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. I'm a vegan, man! Can you handle this?! Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that, America?!
I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! I regularly donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center. I really hate southern poverty. Hopefully we can wipe it out one day. See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.
>not posting the full version
I like Rollins and his old man face
I wanna be like him when I grow up
Wow, I'd actually have sex with him
Post the full version then
I don't like this pasta because why would people not actually listen to Black Flag? They probably aren't all listening to Family Man, but certainly at least Damaged and My War.
My war is in GTA 5
HENRY ROLLINS IS MY HERO!
HE CAN DO NO WRONG!
I wish someone used AI voice stuff to make this pasta into a real clip
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I've never talked with anyone IRL about that guy
hey it's that guy with the huge neck that I keep seeing in 90s movies (Heat, Lost Highway)
>See, I'm a white guy
sure Henry, sure
I can’t decide who is worse, him or Jello Biafra.
There's a clip of this guy when he appeared on the Australian music show 'rage' where he goes on and on about how he hates Morrisey and would love it if he died painfully.
Morrisey's crime? He didn't move to America.
>Morrisey's crime?
not fucking Henry in his conrholio
I’ve met Hank in real life when he dropped in to the cafe where I was the cook in Sydney, when he was promoting ‘Come in and burn’. He’s actually a pretty cool guy. Ask him about reptile genetics if you want to spark his interest.
>degenerate anti-White libchud homosexual israelite
>reptile genetics
lmfao
Just... of course.
I’m basically a far right neo-Nazi xenophobe (or as it was known at the time, a Libertarian Centrist) and he struck me as a pretty normal guy. If you think he walks around all day lecturing people on politics then you have some kind of brain disorder.
My experience with the man is that he is polite, respectful, and happy to have his privacy.
I agree. Henry seems pretty down to earth. His persona is a little cringe but I bet he’d be interesting to talk with.
Look, I hate his dipshit politics but all I can say having met the guy is that he has time for the little people, and that unlike a lot of leftards, at least he was approachable and respectful.
You met him in 1997. Promo photos for CIAB show HR displaying Illuminati gestures. This was the beginning of the end for the ex-Black Flag singer. He shed his band, formed another and slowly walked away from music. During this period he was seeing a "shrink". I saw the change when CIAB was released, but didn't know about the "intervention" until the Internet, many years later. It all made sense, as did his israeli ancestry, which was never revealed by him nor anyone else until about 5 years ago. He is someone's asset.
>separate the art from the artist
no
sounds like some butthurt /misc/ fash have come to shit up LULZ again.
Anyway, I still want Weird Al to do a cover of Spray Paint; it's pretty much a polka anyway.
>Can you deal with that, America?!
lol
I do kinda like "Low Self Opinion".