>Hey hun, looking for a good time?

>Hey hun, looking for a good time? $50.
Would you?

  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >a good time
    She'll come over and play Xbox with me?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yea but she won't be very good at it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      She'll trim weed buds.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      if she wasn't minus an ass, I'd consider it.

      Why does her stomach look so unsexy

      >she

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    50$ to detail my car. Hell yea!!

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good time = G(hb) + (crys)T(al)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes please

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    if she wasn't minus an ass, I'd consider it.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why does her stomach look so unsexy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, a real woman with a small amount of fat on her! The horror!

      How much does one have to pay to get an STI-free whore?

      100+ goats

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual redditor

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >a real woman

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      they all look like shit when they relax, that's when you see the true horror that is the woman body

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah not even gay but a maximized male body is leagues above peak woman body

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      anterior pelvic tilt

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      dozen late term abortions

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with abortions I've had six already at 23

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          BASED CHANG POSTER ATTEMTPING TO (yOU) MINE BUT FAILING HARD.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Show your baby killing tits bitch

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          AIDS, COVID, DEATH

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Abortion not abrasion

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Usually I wouldn't but she(?) looks cute, so I would consider it. I like tummy.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised she's willing to sell those Taylor Swift tickets for so cheap but I'm looking for a good time so I must purchase them

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nope!

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting a STI over a cheap whore.
    NGMI

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      How much does one have to pay to get an STI-free whore?

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, can you play Chess?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, not again. Really?

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No. I wanted to go the the brothel I always saw on my way to school but they closed down recently.
    Wouldn't buy on the street.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, good time creates weak men.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >bad times creates strong slav
      >strong slav creates bad time

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        No thanks, good time creates weak men.

        This, but unironically

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cya space cowboy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >No thanks, good time creates weak men.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey hun, looking for a good time? $50.
      I’m a wizard, you fuckin’ bitch!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm afraid my pp won't work with a prostitute so I
      l'll fedora my entire life philosophy with Roman empire memes
      t. anxiety ridden incel

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      God damnit anon

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect response.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      zozzle

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

      >bad times creates strong slav
      >strong slav creates bad time

      lol

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yea

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >>Hey hun, looking for a good time? $50.
    jump in you can clean my house and cook for me

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      She can cook meth or spaghettiOs. Which one did you want?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen videos of men offering them the dame money for cleaning their apartments for an hour.
      The whores were like "fuck thst shit!"
      They would rather eat out your asshole than clean your toilet

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        well of course
        >suck some dick for 3 minutes
        >then lay on your back for another 10
        vs.
        >do actual menial labor involving piss, shit and chemicals
        tough choice, duh

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >webm of a guy asking a prostitute to clean his place and she says no that's not for her

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I did, multiple times
    I had threesomes and foursomes too (me + 3)
    best sex I ever had
    zero inhibitions
    zero pressure to perform
    zero anxiety of any kind
    feeling like a king from start to finish
    poor Americans lol

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I had threesomes and foursomes too (me + 3)

      dude. we know what comes after 3.
      no need to explain.

      anywayz. for $50 bux i would fuck the complete absolute shit out of that cute little long haired street girl. I'm not going to lie. I'd book her out for the week.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >no need to explain.
        If I didn't explain, homosexuals would homosexualry

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    All I've got is $12 mom gave to buy tendies.. you're in or you're out?

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It would be more like:
    >Hey bigot, do you want me to laugh at your cock while I am fully clothed?
    >That'll be $700 dollars plus tip, and don't get too touchy, I reserve the right to cancel at any time, and no refunds if I do cancel, and also, I have AIDS, not sure if that matters but just letting you know
    >Also, I'll need you to get at least 3 screenings and show me proof that you are vaccinated and boosted otherwise no deal
    >Also, you're a bigot

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      only in America lol

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a virgin though so you wouldn’t know

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    why can't desperately horny people realize that jacking off solves the problem? they'd rather fuck some gross prostitute??? this must be some circumcised person thing I'll never understand, I mean it's a literal whore, 1000 dicks a year minimum. barf.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean it's a literal whore, 1000 dicks a year minimum. barf.

      she washes her pussy. you wash your hands after you take a shit right? then you shake peoples hands. It isn't any difference. you could get a contagious and deadly skin disease touching other people's hands.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you wash your hands after you take a shit right?
        ummm... don't tell me i'm the only one who doesn't..

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >ummm... don't tell me i'm the only one who doesn't
          I literally hate you ! It's because of unhygenic people like you that force my ocd to clean everything multiple times .
          Please wash your hands because some people you love have weaker immune systems

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            The people he loves should have the strongest immune system by now.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Why do low t low immune system pepole exist god I wish modern medicine never existed.
            You'd already be dead

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because it literally doesn’t solve the problem. It’s not just a need to nut, it’s a need to be physically intimate with a woman, be able to express and act on your sexual feelings openly, and know that another person was directly involved in the process and enjoyed it specifically because of you. Also if you view sex as disrespectful to the woman (I don’t really get why but if you’re shaming her for having a lot of it, you must), then isn’t fucking her the ultimate way to degrade her, which you seem to feel like she deserves?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s a need to be physically intimate with a woman, be able to express and act on your sexual feelings openly, and know that another person was directly involved in the process and enjoyed it specifically because of you
        jfc just how hollywooded are you?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          How is that hollywooded? I’m literally just describing the main ways that sex is better than masturbation, based on my personal experiences.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            you're describing your virgin boy fantasies of what sex should be
            based on what Hollywood showed you it supposedly is

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Except I’m not a virgin and they’re literally memories, not fantasies

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                then happy reminiscing while you fap

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >physical intimacy with a street prostitute

        jesus. fucking. christ. I'm gonna puke.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          t. how to tell us you never had sex without using those words

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            you would fuck some street hoker who 2 hours ago was fucked by some fat goblin? its just disgusting.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              when you shake hands with your boss Janusz, there's a high chance he was picking his nose or adjusting his dick and balls just seconds before and didn't wash his hands
              a whore at least showers

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >need to be intimate with a whore
        >need to be intimate with a woman
        Same thing either way, youre doing life wrong, breh.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      did you know your chicken tendies were touched by at least several people at the tendies factory before mom brought them down to your basement?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gross imagine jacking off instead of doing the lord's work and cumming in escort pussy for a extra 100$.
      You sound like a litteral school shooter.
      Your ngmi I bet your next post is you cutting your cock off to become a tranny

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you think jerking off is better than having someone do it for you than I know for a fact you've never had someone do it for you.

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Going to drinks using tinder is usually cheaper and the result is the same.

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well, the leaves aren't gonna rake themselves, hop in.

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    did the last guy steal your ass or what's going on down there

  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    really? She'll pay me $50 to lick her pusst!?

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >a good time
    Now why would I want something as boring as that?

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Taking photos of his mum at work

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not descendant of the huns so i'd suppose that she is not talking to me so i'd rape her instead

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >50$ for a bunch of STDs
    No thanks

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    well, no. i would get murdered/robbed/infected/blackmailed/ or thrown in prison SOMEHOW.

    SOMEHOW. i will end up in prison. with stds. with a destroyed reputation, (because she is somehow the victim in this situation), and under her influence and control, (just for having sex). Seriously why bother? It's high time we keep the wives we love imprisoned, somewhere they cannot see the light of day.

    Amen.

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is very easy to get, by the way. But you'll very possibly get an STD and also robbed

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sure. I like good times.

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they're from russia. Websites def rel. Our whores can't compete with them
    https://www.rusdosug.com/
    https://www.intimcity.nl/

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, street whores are 10-15 over here. Brothel 20-50. A fine one will come to ones home for 50-80

  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  35. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    $5

  36. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How tight is her booty hole anon?

  37. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait those chockers with the lewd shit on them are an actual thing and not just a vidya mod meme?

  38. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I need a mercy main to pocket me while I play Echo sis.

  39. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only is she agrees to spank my ass like a bongo drum.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >spank my ass like a bongo drum.
      that ain't workin'
      that's the way you do it

  40. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with low priced whores is having to bag it.

  41. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd shoot her.
    .45
    In Minecraft.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot her full of semen bro. Make yt babies

  42. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, hookers are fun. Rent them for a couple hours when you’re drunk enough to whiskey dick them the whole time. Don’t let them steal your shit though.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      in places where prostitution is legal, hookers don't steal from you
      it's not worth the bad reviews
      but just to be sure, if you're going whoring, only take the cash amount you need

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >prostitution is legal
        It ain’t much fun then, hitting the red lights is alright when you’re coming in from offshore or something. But bringing a couple proper gangsta hookers back to your hotel room with a bunch of booze is way better…just don’t snort the coke until they leave. Coke dick sucks.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          sourgraping much, bro?

  43. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No. I've been propositioned by prostitutes before and always passed.

    For me one of the big turn ons of sex is knowing the girl wants it. I derive validation from the fact that this girl wants me pumping her funbox until I dump a load in it.

    The mechanical act of sex isn't all that great on its own. Some girl laying there counting the seconds until you finish sounds worse than jerking off.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >oh Queen Vagina, please tell me I'm worthy!

  44. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, but on the other hand
    >Hey, I've been watching you, and I think we would be perfect together, I've literally never had a bf before and you're really cute, so... maybe we could go on a cute date sometime?
    I would say yes to that.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the Pollock's first 50cent piece.

      in places where prostitution is legal, hookers don't steal from you
      it's not worth the bad reviews
      but just to be sure, if you're going whoring, only take the cash amount you need

      Wonder if Mortician qualifies as the second oldest profession. Lot's of make-up, like Pandora,
      Seems 'profession' is code for Professional Sophist.

  45. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    no, hokers smell bad

  46. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have $50 and she looks like worn out shit.

  47. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hun
    It's mountainagger you fucking dumbass

  48. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    too old

  49. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    $50 for two minutes is not really worth it. I'll just jack it at home.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      > for two minutes
      this anon being honest with us and himself
      my respect for that lol

  50. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Yeah
    >Take Home
    >make her take long hot shower
    >Fuck
    >Lock in basement
    >enjoy for next 5-10 years

  51. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >50$
    Undercover officer detected!

  52. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey hun, looking for a good time? $50.
    Sure babe, hop in.
    >Drive to secluded location
    >Fuck her
    >Kill her
    >Go buy a steak and potato dinner with the 50 bucks
    Sounds like a fun night!

  53. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >gets arrested
    Prostitution is legal to sell, but illegal to buy, and SUPER illegal to go overseas and induldge in (if you’re a mutt). My response to her would be:
    >good evening, officer. *shows papers* No thankyou, I am going directly from my place of work to my domicile, as I am permitted. I have no intention of breaking any laws and I am a law abiding citizen.
    Then I get arrested anyway because the israeliteSA is a shithole communist country.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >and SUPER illegal to go overseas and induldge in
      how is it illegal if you're outside your country's jurisdiction?
      law is local lol

  54. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Men have historically pushed for their own degenerate desires to become normalized so they can pump and dump. They have succeed in this, whoring out their own women repeatedly and now spend their days online complaining about the existence of the whores that they created. There cannot be any unmarried whores unless there was a man who was willing to fuck an unmarried virgin. Enjoy the mirror.

  55. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a big penis Ma'm

  56. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean hell I wouldn't agree to it either, sounds like a lunatic
      You go back to his house and you're FUCKED, and not in the good way
      One moment frying potatoes, the next in the septic tank

      • 4 days ago
        CEO Of Bimbos

        oh Cat Eyes, I'd never hurt you.
        it might hurt a little going in.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        she's so israeli a dreidel materialized in my room and started spinning on its own

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        This is the type of shit they make you watch on repeat when you’re strapped to a chair and being forcefully given LSD on an IV drip during mk ultra fun time

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          You're probably describing something much more pleasant than how it really works

          she's so israeli a dreidel materialized in my room and started spinning on its own

          topkek, its a good episode overall tbqh

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        she's so israeli a dreidel materialized in my room and started spinning on its own

        she's actually italian catholic

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just what she WANTS YOU TO THINK

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >she's actually italian catholic
          Ok, so a crypto-kike. Gotcha.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just what she WANTS YOU TO THINK

          >she's actually italian catholic
          Ok, so a crypto-kike. Gotcha.

          I guess. She also married a mormon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Sinclair_(musician)

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like she's watching me Jerk off.
        ~~*instant erection*~~

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This man doesn't have a point. Those ladies are focused in their job.
      Imagine you're in your office and this dude appears before you and say: "Would you like to chop wood for some bucks?"

  57. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    no. that's a cop

  58. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    For $50? Nigga I would bust her ass until she lost all her grip.

    Cheap pussy is the BEST pussy!

  59. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    would for FS
    would not for BJ
    i don't do street walkers they're very dirty
    but some do because of the chase

    >pic rel local putana

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >36C
      I call bs

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        you absolutely can, none of these stats are true in the prostitution game

        >ask an escort what she was doing outside of working
        >said she was studying psychology
        >we bone a little bit, but couldn't come
        >i was very drunk and she was not super attractive
        >she asks why you no come?
        >i said i'm sick and take lots of medication
        >woah tell me! i can understand, i don't study psycho, i study human surgery
        >goodfellaws_laugh.gif

        never ever trust them

  60. 4 days ago
    CEO Of Bimbos

    does this mean... you'll join me and the bro FOR LIVE PD!?!?

  61. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll dm my ad&d campaign for $50? Hold on I gotta call the guys!

  62. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >$50? Hop in!
    >take her to the arcade and kick her ass at Street Fighter II

  63. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha fuck no. Couple mins of fun to roll the dice on some HIV infected whore

  64. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey hun, looking for a good time? $50.
    >Would you?

    Would I what? Harvest her organs and sell them on the black market?

    No, of course not. What are you accusing me of? You must be crazy to even suggest such a thing.

  65. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I got hit up by a hooker one time when it was 17 degrees outside. I told her I would pay whatever her hourly rate was to come sit in my warm house and do laundry and vacuum. She fucking ran away. They would literally rather stand in below freezing temperatures in a miniskirt and let naggers cum in them than do housework. It's not even like I look like a serial killer or anything, this was a year before I got married when I was in the best shape of my life. Women are retarded.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck goes up to a random & ask to be his maid lmao

  66. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hop in

  67. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No im not a fucking dosser

  68. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    > Would you?
    for how long? i'll pay a woman $50 to listen to me rant as we drive around for an hour. way cheaper than my therapist.

  69. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get them looking like her for $50.

  70. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    50 dollars?
    will she clean the floors and fold laundry?

  71. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >”I have a girlfriend, sorry”

  72. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the cheaper they are the more risky they become

  73. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah baby I need you to go pull out 3 pallets of riverside 8-12 pound turkeys, those fuckers are selling fast
    t. retail butcher wagie who just got off work

  74. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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