>"hey, anon.

>"hey, anon. I think you're cute. You wanna get coffee sometime?"
>girls in the back giggling
How do you respond?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like coffee and I don't like white women sorry.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give her my number and finish what I was doing? Am I supposed to stop my shopping trip because some magical wahmen said something to me?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you sussy baka
    >huh?
    *slap*

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would feel so embarrassed if a girl did this to me. I would turn red and stutter "maybe I dunno I think maybe I uh some other time"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say no and walk away

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably a prank, but I say, "Sure, give me your number."

    If someone is willing to set up a prank like this, I'm curious to see where it goes.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "No, leave me alone -_-"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    um whats ur name?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a bomb strapped to the lower extremities of my abdomen if I say the phrase "worms are in my skin and I need to get them out" twice then said bomb blows up "worms are in my skin and I need to get them out" "worms are in my skin and I need to get then out"

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A group of black girls did this to me in high school then someone threw a banana in my locker.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take out a paper from my wallet, prepared for such emergencies
    >give it to her and walk away
    >its a number
    >suicide hotline

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "how do you know my name?"
    in an oriinagonal way

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > *honk* *honk*
    > booba
    > *squishy* *squishy*
    Thanks for the coffee.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a nice conversation.
    Compliment her hair.
    Ask her out on a date and exchange numbers.
    Then wake up.
    Cry a bit.
    Go brush teeth and make breakfast.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this doesn't happen to anybody else. I refuse to believe it actually.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How so?
      Seems fairly implausible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implausible
        How? It isn't for me. I cannot be the only motherfucker on this board where shit like this happens.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because you're a normie tourist?
          did you think this was /soc/? go back

        • 2 weeks ago
          The original Amyfag

          Why would you think this happens to anyone on here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's happened to me a few times, but mostly when i was in my teens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit happened to me all the time in middle school, I fucking hate Stacies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > acknowledging your existence
        ok chad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tfw this still happens to me when I go shopping becasue I have pretty boy features

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I heard any giggling from any direction while this transpires, I would instantly decline and leave asap.
    I would go to another grocery store.
    Doesn't matter what you say, I hear something like people laughing at me or a situation I'm in, then I'm fucking gone.
    I would walk out of school when things got too tough. Teachers knew I was just sperging out so they did nothing.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I like coffee
    Then I go on an autistic rant about coffee and leave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I like coffee. Coffee is good. Do you know that one of the best coffee is made from beans that have been partially digested by monkeys. Like coffee literally made from monkey shit. Talking about shit, taking regulars shits is very important, I've heard fiber helps with that. Otherwise you'll get constipated. That's unpleasant, but anal sex helps with that. Not only anus gets stretched and contents get stirred, but when guybcums inside it introduces lubrication that will help with emptying bowels."
      >O_O
      >(girl turns around and leaves)

      What's wrong with you Anon?
      Why you made her so uncomfortable?
      Why can't you be normal?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't you invite your friends over here, I'd love to meet each and every one of them.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    The original Amyfag

    I smile and say
    >yes, absolutely. I would love to.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "naggers" and just walk away. But not as an insult, just a declaration.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this exact situation happened to me once
    i told her to fuck off

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Uhhhh, cool
    >Walk away
    I unironically did this once because my autism kicked in but ironically enough it saved me from an embarassement of being "pranked".

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