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>heres your ancient egyptian, bro

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So we wuzn't kangs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah brudda we wuz kangz man, dem yt pepo just lying

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >digs up roman grave
    >in a roman tomb
    >dating from the roman period
    >WE WUZ EGYPTIANS AND SHIET

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where is this Roman tomb?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in Egypt, whats your point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So the person/people in it are Egyptian.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, not ancient Egyptian

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            during the roman era
            as in the elite during the roman era
            as in the fricking romans

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So they were a new Egyptian. That doesn't mean they weren't as Egyptian as people who happened to have lived there a bit longer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they didn't see themselves as Egyptian, but Roman

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >So they were a new Egyptian.
            no
            > That doesn't mean they weren't as Egyptian as people who happened to have lived there a bit longer.
            egypt didnt exist

            all that existed was THE GREAT ROMAN EMPIRE you barbarian scum

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >So the person/people in it are Egyptian.
            It's funny how they can't recognize they've been outmaneuvered on the magical soil front.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    either way, this proves that the romans werent swarthy like a lot of people claim

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this proves that the romans were swarthy like a lot of people claim.
      99% of these portraits show dark haired and brown-eyed people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so you be sayin',
        WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHEEIT?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          meds wuz romans, menas wuz egyptians, nordics wuz goths, etc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >99% of these portraits show dark haired and brown-eyed people
        proof?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this proves that the romans were swarthy like a lot of people claim.
      99% of these portraits show dark haired and brown-eyed people

      you know what, I think I get why they built them pyramids. they say on tv you can keep gabagool all month inside a pyramid. keeps it fresh and tasty like the day it was sliced

      those are egyptians, not romans

      >99% of these portraits show dark haired and brown-eyed people
      proof?

      there are a ton of portraits fayum mummies from egypt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fayum portraits arent ancient egyptians

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this board is so boring, are you really gonna turn this thread into an egyptian racial continuity thread?
          you know exactly what i mean, those portraits represent the local population of egypt during the classical age

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >those portraits represent the local population of egypt during the classical age
            no those portraits represent the literal end of the egyptian heights

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >those portraits represent the local population of egypt during the classical age
            no those portraits represent the literal end of the egyptian heights

            They realy just look egiptian

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >this board is so boring
            What bores me more is the extremely weak rhetoric, if you can call it that.
            Very lame semantic tricks like "so they were people living in Egypt, as in Egyptians" that fool no one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >people who lived and died in Egypt aren't Egyptian

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            key word is ancient, moron.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the Romans completely replaced the entire population

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So basicaly the egiptians looked egiptian

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        romans ran the operation, don't give me that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Ancient Egyptians weren't white European nor were they black Sub-Saharan. They were brown people from the Levant.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          incorrect

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whos is that qt??? Would sex it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's not an egyptian. not even from ancient egypt actually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like youre coping hard, brown boi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        N-no I am not.. *looks at your massive bulge and blushes* E-egyptians weren't w-white..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        N-no I am not.. *looks at your massive bulge and blushes* E-egyptians weren't w-white..

        it not an ancient egyptian moron, is from the Current Era, when people talks about ancient egypt they mean at very least the 3rd intermediate period, or the new kingdom, or the old kingdom

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Roman Egypt
    >Ancient Egyptian
    holy shit I hate it when they do this

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayyyy tony, youse be sayin' we was egyptians n all dat? get outta here!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you know what, I think I get why they built them pyramids. they say on tv you can keep gabagool all month inside a pyramid. keeps it fresh and tasty like the day it was sliced

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So how the frick did all those Egyptians/Greeks/Romans remember which person was the XVII or XVIII - there's so many fricking Ptolemy's
    Yeah they add a bunch of "Ptolemy the Fatty" "Ptolemy the homosexual", but like in everyday life there's like 5 Claudias in a single family - Claudia Major, Claudia Minor, Claudia II Major like wat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      x in the time of (insert caesar/ imperator/ imperators?)

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now, pause just a moment my good man
    >*domesticates the ancestors of all modern domestic animals*
    Do you seriously propose
    >*lays the groundwork for everything of note in the ancient world*
    That we fellows
    >*conquers the entire planet and raises the standard of living for everyone on it, even going so far as to end the age-old practice of slavery for no other reason that it offends the moral sensibilities*
    Were kings and such!?
    >*creates everything that matters in the modern world*

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They look Italian

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