Here's the computer you'll be working with, bro. Remember, you break it, you pay for it.

Here's the computer you'll be working with, bro. Remember, you break it, you pay for it.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what would you even do with that thing? Run GPT-3 locally?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      serve sales database queries for the entire company with no backups

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      render your mom's 4k onlyfans videos fast af

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >triple RTX A6000

      It's a 3D artist's dream machine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Render large 3D scenes with RT in real time, I guess.
      A company like Disney might be interested in something like this for their animators and the cost is peanuts to them anyway.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All that, and just a single disk holding it all up lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can put like 20 drives in that biatch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah which is why it's odd that OPs build only has one but has maxed out EVERYTHING else

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 3.6 start
    Why do we let idiots do acquisition? before you sick HR on me, remember that would create a hostile work environment as I am a POC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't get the Pajeet users bobs and vagenes.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dell's RAM prices are absurd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao these are money laundering prices
      it's like when the ~~*us govt*~~ paid 10 bux per ballpoint pen and 100 bux per load of laundry to ~~*contractors*~~ when in iraq

      literally every fucking computer on dells website is ridculously overpriced
      is dell unironically a giant money laundering op at ths point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lmao these are money laundering prices
        MSRP prices are there to recoop from their sales. virtually anyone actually buying these systems for a business environment will go through a reseller where the prices are much much lower.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know of a guy making piles of money selling those emergency mylar blankets to the government so they can give them to the tens of thousands of illegals crossing the southern border monthly. Gubmint will pay top dollar for sex slaves well-being.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got any other 128 gig on single dimm? Because anything I can find is also overpriced as fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in that image, left is normal price, right is Dell price

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dell's prices are absurd
      made it more factual for you.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch my home pc is better. Imma bring that instead.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, imagine running Blender on that baby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be an insult to that machine, at least run real pro software like Houdini, Modo, Maya, 3DS Max, C4D or anything besides the midwit magnet that is blender.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you break it, you pay for it.
    Good luck breaking it. It's a Dell precision, you could throw it down a flight of stairs and it would be fine.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they went with the 4tb ssd just so they didn't have more ram than storage on the spec list, lol

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My threadripper shits on those Xeons. The only really significant thing in this computer is the 3 TBs of RAM.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 TB RAM
    Isn't that just the minimum requirement if you wanna run windows with a couple of chrome tabs open?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it for parts and move to thailand.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive kitted these for a company that runs high precision sensors, with no programs installed a virus scan still takes 3 hours or so lmao.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    undervolt underclock
    720p at 60Hz

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    133k just to play games ported from the ps4
    pc gaming is a joke

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can it run Crysis?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would it run Dwarf Fortress? I'm thinking about pressing the trigger on this baby

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on the Windows 11 Pro for Workstations, how does it differ from W11Pro, will i get more gaming performance if i pirate the workstations edition

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the computer you'll be working with, chum. Remember, you break it, you pay for it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'll never have enough money to pay the electricity bill

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welll, I see the appeal, however you can't possibly want ALL THAT in one package. Depending on what you do for a living, you're likely to want specific power delivery in one or two departments, but not everywhere at once. For example, If you're doing 3D rendering on CPU, you don't need all that GPU power, and vice versa. As a matter of fact, you'll need more than 1 CPU for distributed rendering. So either you'll want to buy 5 of these, or do what rational people do, and build your own distributed rendering machines based on your requirements.

    Or at least that's what my cheap ass brain tells me.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Windows 11
    NOT
    INTERESTED

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