Biden is going to kill cash and crypto
then "save" us with a CBDC
HERE WE GOOOOOO
Biden is going to kill cash and crypto
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nobody wants to trade their real money for magic beans any more bros
more magic beans for me, boy am i hungry
ok buy then make sure to post your receipt
im just joshin, i have my shitcoin investments, but i dont care if they crash and burn, that ship sailed last year. ive got my truck fueled up and ready to bounce.
It took me a while to realize it was a Ponzi scheme, at which point I could no longer participate
At least you recognized it
I just looked at it as a gamble. I bought $200 worth many years ago and pulled out $1200 ish a couple years back.
I knew it was a Ponzi scheme but I thought maybe degenerate gamblers would keep it profitable however now it seems too risky.
just proves it was all thievery
Oh you're in for a rough time ahead lol
>full force and credit of the USA
>literal magic number beans
Not a fiat tard myself, I like silver. Just saying, you can't pay your taxes in Bitcoin (in almost every jurisdiction).
>he pays his taxes
Suddenly everyone realized the "value" was just circular logic and trusting the plan. Hopefully it doesn't happen with USD which is almost as bad
>Hopefully it doesn't happen with USD
nagger HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION OVER THE LAST DECADE
>Hopefully it doesn't happen with USD which is almost as bad
gr8 b8 m8, go look at a chart of USD value since decoupling from gold standard.
nobody tell him
>money backed by nuclear weapons
>money backed by twitter memes
backed by nuclear weapons
Nukes aren't real. All footage of nuclear explosions are simply piles of conventional explosives detonated and filmed to try and maximise the sense that these are large explosions. They are propaganda. Nobody has ever shown you a video of a nuclear bomb being deployed from a plane and then detonating in such a way that you can observe a massive self-sustained reaction causing a massive explosion. This would be not only possible but very easy, especially considering many nuclear bombs are said to be deployed with parachutes that slow their rate of descent. You've never seen anything like this - in fact the vast majority of 'nuke bomb' footage is of stationary sites on the ground, barges, or tower-mounted bombs - in all cases the actual 'nuclear warhead' is never visible, and it's never clearly shown that there isn't a pile of conventional explosives set up. Nuclear weapons testing was moved from the US test sites to the south pacific at bikini atoll because the lack of visible landmarks makes it harder to perceive and critically measure the size of these explosions. It also creates more impressive 'Wilson' clouds (or 'condensation clouds'), which have now been propagandistically linked in most people's minds with nukes - even though these are also produced by conventional explosives. Leo Szilard in the 1930's wrote plans for a 'secret society' which he called 'The Society of the Covenant', he wanted this secret society to take over major world governments and to use propaganda to establish global 'peace' and world government - one subplan was to use HG Wells style 'atomic bombs', which didn't exist except in fiction at the time. HG Wells himself had advocated repeatedly for an "open conspiracy" to establish a "New World Order" (his words) or 'World Government'. Szilard and HG Wells met in person and may well have created this society
still not buying your magic beans
take your meds
Szilard later helped israeli 'intellectuals' move throughout Europe and into scientific establishments in the UK, and then later in the US. He was a personal 'mentor' to Einstein, and is now claimed by mainstream history to be the major initial pusher of the Manhattan Project. All countries claiming to have nuclear weapons are simply bluffing. The US, UK, and Russian nuclear programs all involved significant sharing of information and in many cases the core scientists involved in all projects worked on other countries projects. In other words, the narrative of countries 'competing' to independently develop this technology is mostly fiction - they were sharing scientists. If Szilard's conspiracy was in action, it's highly likely that these top scientists moved around from projects in one country to another were all members of this society. Even the Indian nuclear program involved British-Indian elites who studied at Oxford.
India and Pakistan both claim to have developed nukes in the 90's, but all we ever saw was some grainy footage of what looks like an earthquake. No actual explosion footage recorded. There is no footage of a nuclear explosion taking place from 1970 to today. Not a single one. If Pakistan can develop nukes (something the US and other countries claim they did), then why haven't other countries developed nukes in the many years after? Why have tactical nuclear weapons not been used ONCE in any war?
How many nuke parts will the bank give me if I cash in all of my assets, you dumb favella dweller?
The value of money can literally be enforced.
If you don't know that maybe you should go back to China and see it for yourself.
Am I the only one here who thinks makeup is genuinely fucking disgusting?
Apparently nobody wants to get rid of magic beans in exchange for green paper promises either.
> nobody wants to trade their real money for magic beans any more bros
That’s funny as fuck
Muh funny money
Crypto liquidity on exchanges is collapsing massive purchases going on
> Crypto liquidity on exchanges is collapsing massive purchases going on
Bruh I call bullshit
What trading app/platform do you recommend ?
Anyone know the conversion rate of tulips to bitcoin?
The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets.
i unironically have millions waiting for a crash, it better fucking happen
just wait a couple weeks to buy, we're not at the bottom yet. monday will be a bloodbath, and contagion will spread to all sectors. it'll plateau, you'll know when its time to buy
>hodl these bags for a sec goy
Ill be selling calls.
Good crypto was always a israelite scam
You might just be retarded anon.
LOOKS LIKE (You) ARE STUCK HOLDING THE BAG
TOO BAD SO SAD! SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT YEARS AGO!!
organized crime btfo
tech brehs btfo
explain been setting up irl my bunker lmao ffs somone make a general on all the past week. what about russia? did india pick a side? nn i think i hear el salvador was like leave us be
I'm just here for the memes pham.
yea monday is going to be interesting with the markets
panic is setting in on twitter and reddit
we still have another day of panic inducing articles
>panic is setting in on twitter and reddit
>we still have another day of panic inducing articles
usually pumps when this is the case lel
coinbase has had 1.2bil in volume today. im confused by this image
I'm actually expecting a banking collapse to be good for crypto, sucks for stables, but buttcoins, eth, and xrp will have their time to shine
Coinbase was down for maintenance when this retard made this tweet
joe is going to fuck up so bad by bailing out the banks, which you know he will do. inflation is going to hit weimar numbers
Wouldn't be the first time, or the last, that the government bails out the private banks at the tax payers expense. Slave goyim chattel.
They're called bail-ins now.
does that mean my five figure student loan debt will only be worth the equivalent of two loafs of bread and a jar of peanut butter ? NICE
you will own nothing and you will be happy. You will also watch porn.
reading that this chart might be a glitch
That's possible, but volume dropping by 100% rounded up seems much more likely, don't you think? I'm sure it if went right back up, Twitter people would tell us, right?
Biden isnt doing shit.
Susan Rice, Obomba, the WEF, are however...
so glad I cashed out everything last month
eat my bags suckers lol
>there are no buyers left
there are bids.
who wudda thunk
what if I told you that 95% of the transaction are automatized and a bank failure trigger a domino effect that is unstoppable
script start to auto sell because of fail stop
panicking banks would be a good target of ransomware attacks, hypothetically.
If true, it's yuuuge. And could be a big opportunity to buy at the bottom.
You forgot to mention the more important part, 2 weeks.
Crypto has served its purpose
God I hope, that's the only way I could buy a significant amount of crypto, let it crash... The Halving™ is near!
What's going on exactly? I saw that bank went under, is that affecting coinbase?
A lot of banks are probably going to start going under when Monday gets here and they're obligated to report how much money they actually have to give their customers.
That would be bad
>People lose their money
>People start pulling all their money from the banks
>More banks collapse
The exchanges parked their money in the only bank that would have them, SVB. they lost access to their holdings and then couldn't support the stable coin prices.
Coinbase had their cash dollars in SVB
It is my understanding if you own coins and didn't allow yoirs to be loaned out ie earn interest, thrn you just have them.
This has no impact on the crypto itself, just the infrastructure that makes it usable for anything. If coinbase has no cash that means nobody can cash out, they can't buy more crypto to facilitate exchanges, which leads to people panicking and values tank
can't lower values if nobody can sell.
>TFW you own gold
>Those AI fingers tho
Nothing ever happens, ever.
i'm looking at it right now, and it's $1.3 billion. OP is a homosexual who loves to lie and suck cock.
link or you are a israelite
openai may be broke.
Retards, no matter what happens with gay ass banks, bitcoin will always be tradable between wallets.
As someone who is debtmaxxed and receiving welfare, how does this affect ME personally?
If you're not a nagger, expect your welfare to disappear
Alright I’m all set then. Good luck to y’all.
Smooth brain here. Should I worry if I only have savings account?
Bank or credit union?
w-wait.. what's it mean if I have a credit union?
if you're with a credit union you'll probably weather this better than bankies
If you have a credit union you'll probably be fine unless your entire town goes bankrupt. It's the suckers who have their wealth being held by banks who are going to start having problems when Monday rolls around.
I live in a town where there are a lot of rich people.. Will that affect anything. I say town, we're not huge but rich people have a reason to be here. Mostly doctors and horses. I used to see a lot of chase sapphires cares where I used to work..
do you think rich people in the year 2023 are smart enough to be able to handle that much liquid cash?
With the internet being the mainstream? Not really.. Damn, now I'm tempted to buy gold.
buy some silver and bullets and some seeds. potato seeds, butternut squash seeds, and giant bamboo seeds. nothing is going to be apocalyptic or anything, its gonna be a slow descent into poverty. learn basic skills and slowly prepare to live with people in small communities.
I used to be in the Army so survival isn't new to me. I've just gotten complacent. Been wanting to move out to the sticks but lately just been a bit preoccupied with other shit to get to it, but I guess we have no choice
army doesnt teach survival only how to gobble israeli cock
Read it, it could save your life.
go back to watching ur naggerball u nagger loving kike loving homosexualS
If you have any sense, but at least 1BSV now. Will you miss the $50?
You say BSV like we should knkw what that is.
its da real buttcoin
Bitcoin Satoshi Vision. It's the real Bitcoin. The guy who created it seems like a scammer, but he's the real Satoshi. Now he's also a massive fucking sperg and his personality will probably derail everything, but if you investigate Bitcoin Satoshi Vision and 'big blocks' basically, I think you'll see that it's at least worth buying 1 at the current price and mentally just setting it aside, thinking of it as lost money.
What does this mean for NFT zoomers who blew their college funds?
>Biden is going to kill cash and crypto
>then "save" us with a CBDC
Yea about that...
you don't actually think dollar coin is going to become the CBDC do you?
nope you're right I thought USDC was Fednow
>tfw your small town bank has been in operation since 1890 and weathered multiple major financial calamities
GUNS AND BUTTER ONLY THINGS I INVEST N
>crypto fags left holding the bag
holy shit this is the best timeline
TWO MORE WEEKS HAS ARRIVED BOYS
Q PREDICTED THIS
I AM CURRENTLY SHIDDING AND FARDING
ALSO COOMING AND PEE PEE AND POO POOING
This might be it bois, the "Friday to monday" event we've all been waiting for. Hope you got silver when you had the chance.
>there are no sellers left
G-good thing money d-doesnt exist, r-right?
>volume is down over the weekend
If people were panicking and trying to get their crypto/money out then volume would be up more than usual before it dropped. Stop falling for such terrible clickbait.
What? Today has had by far the highest volume in the history of USDC
Where are you getting that information?
I don't like CBD
Good THC weed or nothing
Coinslop is like eating goyslop. You know it's there & enticing but it's unhealthy and doesn't fill you up. I'd rather hold a 5-10$ company than Bitcoin.
>nooooo my fake coins
That was always the plan. JB is just a mascot. Digital IDs and CBDC all within the next 6-18 months boys.
is crypto dying again? how many times is it now
>what is wash trading
None of that volume was ever organic buying and selling.
Hey, Brendon. Did you get any more of them flyers printed? I heard there's a sixties dance on 1st street tonight.
>markets crash, everyone starves
When do I get to start practicing cannibalism?
5 minutes after the crash.
You could just get a head start you know.
We'll just stop sending all the food overseas, America will not starve (I hope)
Can the united states really take care of itself that well with technological weapons? Like, sit down, kid, you're not replacing the dollar. The dollar is leveling up! It seems like a total incompetent dumbfuck shit show. Meanwhile Trump is campaigning on starting a war with Mexico. A war maybe five hundred miles or less from a lot of us. No Populist "candidate" for the face of total war in the history books will ever be counterattacked with such precision in our lifetimes. It's feeling more than a little hot in here, so let's focus on some electronic number tracking systems that reliably toy with the emotions and behavior of the general public, which is just short of building computer software that understands every knowable fact about the world economy.
It's back up
You should all read the $cult manifesto, shit ain't no joke. Sounds like a meme, works like a machine.
Bitcoin up 200 bucks in the last 24 hrs
didn't happen . most trades are bots
Imagine if they replaced the USD with GoodBoyPoints for everyone and tendies were a basic right.
Fuck Coinbase. Those thieving cocksuckers stole peoples airdrops. They don't even support XRP. NGMA
What if the plan is to turn the treasury into the national bank we all have to use
This is where social credit begins
Tweet doesn't exist. Nice fud.
the chart is basically true.
i think coinbase has halted trading, which would make sense if they can't establish prices based on cash.
like what is the value of a coin the exchange can't cash out? idk. makes some sense, we'll see.
btw I just got quads and nobody noticed.
aw shit i thought you naggers were playin mario kart and homosexual op picked toad