help i can't stop eating honey

i started eating honey a couple of days ago and now i can't stop myself

it's the only sugar i eat but i am sure it will make me fat

what should i do???

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honey is good, keep eating it, its not a highly processed sugar so it breaks down better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >citation needed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid? Do you think honey is highly refined and processed sugar?? Bees make that shit bro they're not industrial machines they're creatures of nature, ofc the end product isn't going to be highly processed like the other sugary garbage out there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just pure sugar, dude.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually impure sugar dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of the day it's calories and honey will make/keep you fat if u eat it all day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are all these "scientists bust myths about <X>" and this one always comes up, that honey is better than sugar, and the scientists are always like "uh, they're both just sugar".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So youre saying refined sugar has the same nutritional value as honey?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have sex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% of the honey you are buying from the grocery store is a fake substitute. It is highly processed garbage.
      Raw honey you can only buy from your local beekeepers
      >t. grandpa is a beekeeper

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe in America, where i life even the honey in grocery stores is raw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >100% of the honey you are buying from the grocery store is a fake substitute
        American detected

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even true, I live in kansas and the local grocery store has local honey from an apiary I pass on my way to work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its the same here in brazil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big true, retards thing their honeys isnt chinese sugar mustard gas
        theres a reason your honey is a 3rd the price of real honey, not to mentiion mass dieouts of bees a cross the world

        dont do chink sugar, if you literally cant buy it from a bee keeper its SHIT, or sugar

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mass dieouts of bees
          Not honeybees.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The honey you get from the store is basically just cane sugar and corn syrup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other anons have posted but don't eat store bought honey. I have three hives, I fucking love eating the stuff

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should probably stop eating honey anon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't stop anon.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you could only purchase """honey""" in burgerstan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because your only concept of what's available in America is what you hear from propaganda.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This

        I thought you could only purchase """honey""" in burgerstan?

        Yuropoors really be heavily propagandized. Imagine believing that literally not everything is available in the US. I go down the street to a farmers market to buy honey from a guy who owns a bee farm. Or I could go to the grocery store and right next to the shit honey is the locally produced raw honey. The only thing not available in the US is yuropoor fast food and restaurants because they're all shit. UK has thousands of mcdonalds but I see no fucking greggs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          everyone making this point is really saying it's not widely available in the US
          I can go to the store here and get real honey right now, don't have to go to the farmers market
          That's said, still prefer to get my shit from source

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            Everyone making that point is wrong. Even fucking Wal-Mart sells raw honey, and Wal-Mart is literally everywhere. Note the ingredient list in pic related, from this product page: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Raw-Honey-32-oz/534160572

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >honey in plastic bottles

              the state of america

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                You can also buy honey in glass jars. Pic related is also from Wal-Mart: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Naturally-Healthy-Mountain-Ridge-Organic-Honey/182311781

                There were several other brands in glass jars on the website as well. Do non-Americans really just not comprehend what it's like to have nearly unlimited options? We have honey in plastic bottles, honey in glass jars; filtered honey, pasteurized honey, unfiltered honey, raw honey; honey from different types of flowers... Go to different stores and you can find different selections, and we haven't even touched on getting honey from neighbors, farms, and farmer's markets.

                This is the real truth of what it's like in America, we have OPTIONS. Lots of bad options, yes, but just as many good options, so you can take your pick of what you want. Set your values, set your price, and you'll find something out there that meets your needs. Propagandists in other countries love to focus on all the bad options and pretend that's all there is, but the reality couldn't be further from the truth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have a loicence for that honey mate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You thought wrong, eurotard

      >citation needed

      Watch the Analyze & Optimize honey video

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      There are ethnic tribes that consume fucktons of honey and not gain any weight, as far as sugar goes honey is the best

      as long as it is 100% honey without added sugars it is fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why's he so sweaty

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HE SWEATS FECAL MATTER, LOOK IT UP! THERE'S NO HOPE FOR THESE MONKEYS, SAD!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah we have actual raw honey you can get here. Do you think we don't have bees? The shit most people use is just syrup though.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love just eating honeycomb brehs I love the waxy chewy texture with the little pops of honey oh god I think I'm gonna CHEEEEEEEEEEEEW

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat at least a spoonful a day, sometimes more.
    Unpasteurized is better in my opinion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unpasteurized everything is better. Louis Pasteur and his methods have been a disaster for food health quality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agriculture has destroyed society.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agriculture IS society

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not. Tribes are society too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine a less educated take

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine thinking completely dead, sterile food is good for you despite all we know about the benefits of gut bacteria, not to mention how detrimental completely sterile environments are for the development and maintenance of the human immune system.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            google giardia homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Basic sanitation and not drinking unfiltered lake/stream water is all you need to protect yourself from that, not to mention it's easily fought off if you have a healthy gut flora and immune system. You don't have to pasteurize all your food to protect yourself from this and in fact not pasteurizing all your food will likely aid in prevention of problems from such a basic germ.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Read Antifragile homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me stoopid what pasteurize mean?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pasteurization is a term for sterilizing food of all bacteria, including beneficial ones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pasteurization is a term for sterilizing food of all bacteria, including beneficial ones.

          Stop making it seem like it's some sort of intrinsic process used by big evil companies to make you weak, it's literally just heating up something to certain temperature for certain amount of time. That's it. Are you afraid of cooking too? Do you eat your meat and eggs raw?
          >muh enzymes!!!
          >muh bucturiaa!!
          If you really worry so much just eat probiotic rich foods with the specified shit you actually need instead of some random spoiling micro organism cocktail sold to you at 5 times the price

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I eat my steaks raw, sear the outside to kill the bacteria on top of it, but the insides are all raw. Most of my eggs are marginally cooked. Like just enough to hold in one piece, with even the whites being quite runny.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based, still-runny but hot eggs eaten whole taste godly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop making it seem like it's some sort of intrinsic process used by big evil companies to make you weak
            Never said that. It's a process used with good intentions of keeping people safe from muh spooky bacteria and instead ends up making people weak as a byproduct of this overzealous attempt at safety.
            >Do you eat your meat and eggs raw?
            Yes.
            >If you really worry so much just eat probiotic rich foods
            The funny thing about this is that storebought yogurt, kefir, and kombucha is often pasteurized and it's not always made clear. So even fermented foods that are eaten for the bacteria are often sold to you as dead, sterile products.
            >with the specified shit you actually need
            We don't actually know enough about the gut microbiome to be able to say what everyone needs with definitive certainty. We don't only need lactobacillus bacteria in our guts, there's all kinds of bacteria from our local environments which we likely need in us that get sterilized away.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I eat my steaks raw, sear the outside to kill the bacteria on top of it, but the insides are all raw. Most of my eggs are marginally cooked. Like just enough to hold in one piece, with even the whites being quite runny.

              Lmao good job at outing yourself as lunatic idiots. These are the people that advocate for unpasteurized products, remember to always see where the advice you take is coming from

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You bacteria worshipers are ill. Unpasteurized foods like raw milk are dangerous and should be illegal.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >honeyposting
    >trip 7s
    Based + blessed

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey is great, full of health benefits, but don't eat too much. Limit yourself to 2 tablespoons per day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've been eating like 150-200 grams a day i can't help myself!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey is "lowfat" "low cholesterol" and "natural" so it's "healthy" but in reality its literally just sugar, and not even the good kind, it has a higher percentage of fructose than table sugar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Compounds in raw Honey raises testosterone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sugar lowers test wtf you talking about

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sugar lowers test wtf you talking about
          If you're non-white? Probably.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [citation needed]

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, bother!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that jar should say "dicky" and then it would be me

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Hey, OP. Just wanna say thanks for making that subject line the first thing I saw opening LULZ tonight. And what a set of digits!
    haha
    All the best, buddy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Fat Indian Bully

    Drink mead like the ancient Aryans did instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient aryans drank goat piss and raped horses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mead
      >ancient aryans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if the ancient aryans did it, it must be good!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    domt stop you fucking goober eat it all then eat another jar

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep putting it in my tea and made this apple and honey sauce coated lamb. It'll make me fat if I keep going.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >help i can't stop eating honey

    I got the same problem.
    Literally hours eating and fucking honey... I got a problem Dude!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow i forgot about that chick. Didnt she do softcore porn like 15-20 years ago?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    raw honey is insanely based, never stop

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Checked
    If you're really craving honey to the point where you can't stop yourself from eating it either means you have really shit self control or that your body is lacking simple carbs and wants to keep the GI high. As long as you're counting the calories and getting enough protein in you should be fine with some honey. Don't worry too much about it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEARMODE ACTIVATED

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's fine to eat it, just keep it to shortly before you work out

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    mix some of this with a little peanut butter and heat it up on the stove

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like absolute dogshit and processed to fuck is this what urbanites eat what the actual fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        no this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          To think urbanites have never seen or tasted real honey and eat that processed dogshit. I'm going to go order me a fuck ton of jars I feel a rumbly in my tummy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lost like 100lbs all while eating copious amounts of honey

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well you need to stop, dear.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't eat honey, it's not vegan.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop eating honey, honey 🙂

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just bee yourself 🙂

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that when you eat honey you're indirectly kissing thousands of fluffy female bees

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Omg cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Male Bees piss and shit and cum all over the honey and females bees squirt all over the honey you put in your mouth...how does that make you feel ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aroused

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey is sugar and sugar is literal poison. Stay away from it, carbs will annihilate your body and spirit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a keto tard in current year +6

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We know from science that keto is the optimal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Factually untrue. It's good for cutting, but if you stay on it for extended periods of time you will fuck your testosterone production.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So hunter gatherers were soibois?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bread isn't the only source of carbs, retard. You said optimal. You have to be delusional to think a dude eating whatever he can in the woods is optimal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever dude. Go back to eating bananas and drinking OJ.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro, our diets probably aren't even that different. I just have potatoes and rice sometimes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You dont of you get enough sat fat, its the exact opposite you boost your test levels as you can consume more sat fat without getting the problems you get when consuming high amounts of fat with high gi carbs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can NOT replenish your glycogen stores on a keto diet. Just because of that it isn't optimal.

          So hunter gatherers were soibois?

          Whatever dude. Go back to eating bananas and drinking OJ.

          >Muh hunter GATHERERS did keto
          Lmao bro. They ate whatever they could find. Including bananas, oranges, and honey. Of course many of the fruits and veggies they ate are not what we're used to. Depending on the time of the year and their location their diets were different. In places with lots of fruits and shit they'd eat mostly those when they were in season. Then others in a different location and season ate mostly meat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            enjoy your teeth rotting out

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I brush my teeth unlike you ketard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, bananas, oranges and honey aren't everywhere, especially in Europe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            >They ate whatever they could find. Including bananas, oranges, and honey.
            The three key differences are:

            1. They only were able to eat those things when they were in season and available, so only a couple months each year assuming those things were even around. These days we have fruit and honey available all year round in the grocery store, out of season and location thanks to modern shipping.

            2. The fruits they ate were far smaller and far lower in sugar content, modern fruit are just watery candy bars cultivated into gigantic sugar bombs. Pic related, bottom is the kind of banana your ancestors actually ate, so don't equate that shit.

            3. They went through periods of feast and famine. Eating more fruit and honey in the fall would help fatten them up for the winter where food would be harder to come by. There were no 3 square meals a day like we have now, the readily available nature of food is why we have to actively limit our consumption of it where our ancestors ate what they found because they might go days without food at a time.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey + Greek yogurt or skyr + maca powder + wild blueberries. The maca makes you a super man, the yogi is a great protein source, the wild blueberries are outstanding for you, and honey is money

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey is based
    https://physicalculturestudy.com/2016/06/02/steve-reeves-workout-drink/

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love me some german Langnese honey

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey fraud is a global issue. Stop being retards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not in denmark

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy you're tooth decay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      honey promotes oral health

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sugar is bad for teeth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honey is an exception (if authentic)

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey is bee vomit

    Polen balls can make you stomach freeze for days

    The nice thing to eat are bees larvaes.. taste like egg and fat

    I am a beekeeper

    Being attacked by a big swarm of africanized bees is sureal inside those beekeeping overalls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WONT EAT THE BUGS FUCK OFF

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literal ambrosia. Reap the health benefits of replacing your sugar intake with local honey.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based honey thread. i fucking love it in my yogurt with granola

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey Is nature's corn syrup anon, It has some beneficial micronutrients which makes It significantly better but at the end of the day It's still just sugar, which Is not ideal in large amounts, have It as an occasional snack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'll eat it every goddamn day.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks really fucking delicious, makes me wanna take a bite right out of the honeycomb.
    Can i do that? Is it safe to do that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can, but don't swallow too much of the honeycomb because it's waxy and can create intestinal blockages. Typically you would take a bite out of the honeycomb, chew it and suck out all the honey, then spit out the wax.

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