In a sexual way?
R u sure
heemchads run LULZ
>few mins before the ceremonial weigh ins
my nipples are so fucking hard rn
Anyone else remember these feels?
no thankfully my stream got heemed that entire fight, first time thats happened in years, or else i wouldnt have been able to sleep that night like paulo vs israel or stipe vs ngannou
>were going to tank Khamzat’s stock as a ploy to set up Nate vs Tony as the more interesting fight all within 24 hours of the actual event
You guys are massively retarded
Dana is a snake who thought he could leverage Diaz into accepting a rigged fight.
Fer shur b. The most honorable UFC would never do such a thing.
Belal would’ve ragged dog this fake muslim gourmet chenchen tbqh
Real ones mortgage the house on Holland
WHERE IS BOSNIA
TAKE THE PICKS ALREADY
So, whose bread do you think got buttered during all of this? Is Dana paying everyone involved double?
whatever they're paying is nothing compared to how much bigger the PPV just got
Leech, Tony and Holland got more money. Khamzat isn't in any position to negotiate
Fuck you khabib
Anyone else starting to like Cumshot now that everyone hates him? People on social media are seething because he missed le heckin' weighterino.
missing weight is pretty gay. i didn't get mad when costa missed weight but that's because costa is funny as fuck, khamrat doesn't have that
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ENTERTAIN ME
i said FUCK YOU
Why would I ever like a mud rat?
>t. D Rod
>ha other people don't like him so I must like him!!!
This is some reddit shit man. My opinion on Khamzat hasn't changed. He will always be the guy who lost to Burns
>Professes a literal reddit opinion
>Calls someone else reddit
how the fuck do you follow this shit while being productive
you watch an event once a month at worst. it's not that fucking hard
that problem has never come up with me
I'm not productive
is filling like 7 threads considered being productive?
just wfh b
I work from home bruv. Not hard
When is Mini Khabib gonna interview Pat Barry
Godeechbros how we feeling?
Leech is getting sparked out cold
it's like a fucking funeral in there
It's actually over if he can't beat this Nate
Has the UFC said whether they will allow refunds for those who’ve already purchased the PPV? I wanted Diaz and Ferguson to fucking die.
You get charged again actually
imagine if another brawl is happening right now and the show is thirty minutes late again, so Dana comes out sobbing apologizing profusely saying the card itself lol.
I hate cumrat but he literally saved the card thanks to his retardness
Holy shot, never thought I would see Nate and tony wtf.
You guys haven't forgotten Holland/Brunson have you, with Brunson getting the takedowns at literal will
Holland has been prepping for a striker all camp. Khamzat might not have as much chance to submit him but his ground and pound and control is still damn good.
He gassed hard against Burns due to the nature of that fight
Sick of this meme. Burns is the one who gassed. Khamzat was moving forward the whole time.
He didn't want to sit in Gilbert's guard but he will have no reason not to take holland down over and over
Holland is kind of active off his back
Even despite being wrestlefucked he's managed to avoid damage and even KO'd Souza from there
So it might give Khamzat a little pause but he could still just lay and top of him given Holland is a 70er and Khamzat is basically at 85
Holland will probably fall into the trap of trying to work from his back while zat advances position or beats him up then. He should focus on getting up asap to make khamzat waste energy on TDs but hollands defensive wrestling and scrambling isn't good enough for that
Yeah if he can't get up at all from Brunson then he's not getting up from Khamzat
That said, in the UFC, the ground control we've seen from Khamzat has been against much lower level competition
So maybe facing some difficulty there will give Khamzat pause, idk though, because I assume he's faced that adversity outside the UFC
nates a puss bruv
Heem runs LULZ. Dominance WILL be asserted tomorrow
Your Queen too b
OHHH HE ROCKED HIM
Where does Beastlal fit into all this?
I know a guy that looks exactly like Jingmaev.
jingmaev looks like adrien brody
So you fsggots still think khamzat is based? He can’t even make weight, cancels press conferences, and his friend drink drives. What a fucking loser.
>and his friend drink drives
So what? Before uber everyone did.
>So you fsggots still think khamzat is based? He can’t even make weight, cancels press conferences, and his friend drink drives.
Being based is not being professional or disciplined%! It’s so traditional! You are just contrarian idiots not based
I'll drink drive my fist up your as bitch
I would get heemed by literally everyone itt
sp runs heem. assertion will be dominated today
He weighed? PUMP EET
damn how many of these niggas missed weight? dana must be in the hospital by now
our boy barnett missed heavyweight its tawlf
inb4 canceled weigh ins
>still no embedded
Okay so the supposed "brawl" didn't even happen and it was just there to stirr up drama between holland and chimaev because they knew he would miss weight and that would be the fight.
sports might actually be scripted.
waht the fuck is going on
I can't believe they did this shit. How much of a fucking cutbaby is Khamzat?
>How much of a fucking cutbaby is Khamzat?
u tell me bee
kumzshat is a megamax cutter
Apologize to Chatri
That bum cant even get live audiences
>Yeah I'm a gangster wazzup. 209 I'll fight anybod- w-wait . . . is that a man 8 heckin' pounds heavier than me??? DADDY DANA PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!
>Yeah I'm a gangster wazzup. 209 I'll fight anybod- w-wait . . . is that a man 8 heckin' pounds heavier than me??? DADDY DANA PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!
Dana for sure said fuck that everyone would bitch if Nate lost after he missed weight and would never here the end of it
what the fuck is happening?
Man I decided to follow Jack Slack on Twitter, why does he like so much leftist crap?? God I want to punch him so badly
i can't go on twitter anymore
He is a weak rat. You can hear it from his voice
Everyone thank Costa for bullying Cumshot this badly he choked
chimaev vs nate is still on per my sources
i knew the poster guys could whip this garbage up in like 30 minutes
Loving the diversity. Not a single white man in sight.
Khamzat is 100% caucasian
Tony is 100% Scottish
Weigh ins CANCELLED
To find out what happens next be sure to buy the PPV /heem/!
a little water bottle that started it all
>all these fighters doing crowd work for free
woke up and just read the news
Heres a pitty (you) for being a cazzie
dana bros... UFC 300 is looking worse and worse every month
All I've been doing for the last 5 hours is browsing heem, reading mma news and fighters twitter
same, it is past my bedtime
me but like 11 hours
I havent had sex in a week.
30 years for me
I think it's been 5 days for me, don't really remember.
>people payed 999,99 usd for the old posters
they got a good deal, they're easily worth more than that now
That poster is worth 1k now ez
>the old poster
>the lost heembedded
kinorino and sovl
NO REFUNDS HHAHAAHAHAH
Actually they could keep it for a few years and resell it later as memorabilia
They’re worth now though? Right guys? Right?
That’s my boy
>washed up Nate vs washed up Tony is your main event for your PPV
When did you start watching MMA? 2016?
do people actually watch the "Sklar" brothers
i watched it once to see what it was about... it's literally just highlights riddled with reddit-tier jokes
spotted loopycel in the crowd wait til you see the state of this fucking pedo lmao
I don't believe you
Just wait b
Don't get cheeky with me son
Is he still wearing his jorts?
he said he was gonna be wearing a pfl shirt. i thought i saw one
ONLY ON ESPN PLUS
Nate is unironically a pussy. He couldn't make his own weight class of 155 with a weeks notice, so made the Featherweight Conor fight him at 170, now he's terrified of Khamzat having 7lbs on him
8lbs. Which is a lot of muscle
Quite dissapointed with this. I was very Excited for Khamzat v Nate and Tone VS Leech. Now we have an old bum fight main event, a wrestlefucking Co main and a fight no one cares about.
Please die sir
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO MAKE LE DARN TOOTIN WEIGHT!!! HECK YOU KHAMZAT!!!!
the matchups are unironically better than the original ones
Why is dana such a retard?
shit had to go so wrong for it to be right
We did it tonybros. Redemption arc starts NOW. once we beat nate we can then focus on beating the champ (dæmons in our walls) CSO…
CHAMP SHIT ONLY!!!
Imagine if this retard loses.
Tony has an IQ of 170+
Is that high?
how much do i have to heem my diet to get sunken cheekbones like tony
i feel bad for the video promo and graphics makers. they gotta be under some real stress right now
Just draw red arrows to the new matchups
It's all the same clips. All you gotta do is slightly rearrange and re record the voice over.
Real ones make weight. Fuck cumshot.
What does borz mean?
dana looks like a male stripper
WE ARE LIVE
Card is unironically better now with the change up.
I can see either fighters winning in the 3 main fights.
>DANA WHITE WITHOUT HIM NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE
YESSSSS I LOVE IT
>being circumcised and unable to consume beer or bacon
>still missing weight
>Dana wearing jeans and jordans in his 50s
This was the greatest news ever to wake up to gourmet Chechen career in ruin
Huge story loss for nate
Nate has literally never lost the story retard
khamzat getting knocked out by someone with 7 losses is just too funny not to happen
the only fight I give a shit about is jailton wrestlefucking that white twink
I can't stand Joe's voice
It's fucking crazy what they're doing to Li. No suit, no co-main event, and you're asking him to settle for what...? If I were Li I'd be like: "thanks but no thanks. I'm going to the buffet like the rest of the foos on this card."
WGAF about some bogface commie that cant even speak english?
this card is so much better this way. nate diaz vs tony is gonna be a banger
>caring about a chink
Every fighter besides Chimaev is looking at a fat bonus right now so probably why he took the fight
>THE HECKIN SUIT NOT MUH HECKIN CHINKYBOI SUIT!!!!!
If there is one thing Dana likes to pay for, it's fighters taking weird fights at the last minute. Li probably cashed the check already
This is some throwback underground craziness and it's absolutely KINO and even better than the original card.
Khamzat vs Kevin for the King of Fight Island Belt
joe saying: dana white, wihout him none of this would be possible
damn bro the dickeating is crazy
Dana did none but put a legend like Nate to fight a upcoming weight bully, just bc Nate didnt want to be in ufc anymore
Are you brand new? Joe's been saying that exact quote at weigh ins for years.
And joe's been right even up until now
>keep shoes on
You are a retard
no u actually
this proves its all staged no way they can make weight wearing all that
he was told to stop cutting by a doctor that the poofc send when he experienced some side effects from his shitty cut b
Make the call Dana
Fat balding pedo. Looks like an mma journalist on roids
Is that William Montgomery?
no that's boiston paul
the whole candy man forced arc has been extremely cringe. only his obsessive parasocial stalkers eat any of his shit up anymore
Yo stop ducking, Hasan
fuck making weight, test the fake gangster bullshit
>ceremonial weigh ins for early prelims
No one cares
I do. I only watch the prelims to scout for talent
c'mon b don't tell me you're not invested in these 5-2 wmma cans' careers b
Bro thats how we got the famous "you thought you had a friend boy" moment.
Anybody see that hot girl making her debut. Would love to be holding the tent
no you're blind
Martinez is a cute!
isn't holland a welterweight, why does he fight a 170 pound chimaev
dude only got one name
Don't mind me, just here to have a good look at Norma's ass
Khamzat held the towel in last fight. Guy will have to move up to the next weight class now.
That was the leech fight you dumb retard. He made weight easy vs Dilbert
Whatever. Two fights out of three he can’t make weight. He is going up.
He has had 3 WW fights and made weight 2/3. He'll be fighting Leon next and you will seethe.
Sorry 3/4. McKee, Leech, Burns, Holland
this manlet is bodied up
I imagine having huge bobblehead is a disadvantage in MMA since it makes it easier to hit.
>aew has alleged backstage brawl between CM Punk and other stars, none of it being filmed
>ufc has alleged brawl between stars, none of it being filmed
Im sensing a pattern here guys
This. Anyone who doesn’t believe that Dana coordinated this entire fiasco is retarded. Why would Kevin holland randomly show up and start shit as well? It’s all to pump ppv numbers, I have a feeling that Dana planned all of this. Leech has recently become very close with chimaev and his camp as well so his role in it makes sense if Dana paid him to play along. Nate vs Tony is what made the most sense the entire time, and everyone wanted that fight, Dana isn’t retarded. khamzat needs a fight but won’t get a title shot soon bc izzy still needs to lose to pereira first, and simply announcing a fight between he and holland just doesn’t pull in the numbers like this e-drama shit does. Expect more “backstage brawls” and last minute fight changes in the future.
holy shit how many wmma fights in this card?
that guy reminds me of La Pianiste actor
>THIS IS SO UNFAIR HE BOUGHT A FRIGGEN SUIT FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE
Posting about man drama should be a bannable offense
Danyelle is hot but her name has a stupid spelling.
Having some deadly farts rn ngl lads
Damn. Tall bitch has an impressive pair of back & shoulder muscles
boxing champ, still retawded tho
i just want 1 sniff
I hate joe rogan's screaming voice
Ok I can leave
Here's your Spaniard bro
He's dancing because his wife died
>half the fights at a catchweight
So Tonee gets a win now?
Blood leaking from vicious elbows, a couple of Stockton slaps, at least 1 flip of the bird, ankle pick attempts, an imanari roll, sand to the eyes & boom! Midway through the match Poirier pops up out of the blue to cash in his Louisiana style money in the bank briefcase.
rip joe rogan
barnetts whole crew is fat
Why didn't they just do the Leech vs. Khamzat rematch?
>out of blows friendship grows
too true too true
prototype of what?
a giant ball of lard apparently
why does he look guilty
crazy how you can go from looking like a mexican to an aryan with just a fuller beard and longer hair
>be medicore fighter
>probably gonna get cut
>simply get fat and fight heavyweights who are all bums
More like chris fat
>does another headkick out of nowhere
CTEBROS HE CANT GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
Dana full of BS.. Why send Khamzat out to the scale to weight in.. if you knew he would miss weight because a Dr told him to stop cutting.. BS cover
If he doesn't weigh-in he can't fight anyone
these guys are both fat
I looked at UFC 279 this morning and thought this is the worst ppv ever and it got worse. UFC has basically failed by not paying athletes.
I’m just happy for my boy tony, he deserves this moment, hope gets the most of it
I just ate half a salmon boys, feeling like I OD on omega-3, wish me luck bros
barnett is not fucking spaniard, why is he using our flag
People were mad at khamzat cuz he missed weight
Now they happy cuz this the line up everyone wanted
How could they not see that he did it on purpose for this very reason
Just shows u how quick people are to switch sides without knowing all the details
>they made 3 retarded matchups and then changed them to make more sense the day before the card because… WELL THEY JUST DID, OKAY!?!
>a fighter on a 4 fight lose streak is headlining PPV event
truly conor tier of wizardry
Rogan is fucking up hard
Dude he's on weed, OKAY?
is he on youtube or something?
So can we put it to rest but Khamzat had any type of “medical issues“ that caused him to miss weight?
I mean, if he had legitimate medical issues the Vegas commission isn’t letting him fight at UFC 279. Period.
Nate vs. Tony is what we wanted all along anyhow.
Keep it together rogan you fucking retard Jesus christ
What are the odds that like several people missed weight and they conveniently agreed to swap opponents all in a day? This has to be some premeditated fuckery.
holy shit the dude from The Purge movies
jamie pickett looks like someone you would see in bbc porn
>rogan can't read off a piece of paper
How is he so retarded?
Weed brain b
too much DMT (or not enough)
>This. Anyone who doesn’t believe that Dana coordinated this entire fiasco is retarded. Why would Kevin holland randomly show up and start shit as well? It’s all to pump ppv numbers, I have a feeling that Dana planned all of this. Leech has recently become very close with chimaev and his camp as well so his role in it makes sense if Dana paid him to play along. Nate vs Tony is what made the most sense the entire time, and everyone wanted that fight, Dana isn’t retarded. khamzat needs a fight but won’t get a title shot soon bc izzy still needs to lose to pereira first, and simply announcing a fight between he and holland just doesn’t pull in the numbers like this e-drama shit does. Expect more “backstage brawls” and last minute fight changes in the future.
this twink is getting heemed stiff
this twink is getting heemed stiff
A TOAST! TO HEEM!
What the fuck is that name.
this is my hair and hairline, it's over
Tonybros, if we lose to Nate Diaz, is it . . . over?
it's already over
Nate is pillowfisted at least it won't be a knockout. A decision loss isn't that bad if the fight is good
Jail ton might kill that guy
Now my conspiracy brain is kicking in... lol
Diaz and Chimaev was never scheduled and the new cards was always the intended one, and the backstage fight that caused the press conference to be cancelled was staged to build hype... 😐
>durr it was a setup!!
You're the same morons that said Will Smith slapping Chris Rock was a setup.
yeah it was a setup what are you going to do about it?
Prelim fighters have bizarre names
tony vs nate is a good fight
both bums with no power
Nate is immune to story losses. Pretty crazy
Chimaev will never admit this, but he's scared and thats why he missed weight. He didnt want the smoke from Nate f***ing DIAZ
Chenchen bros no matter what we do this weekend the story is lost. Holland will have the excuse of no camp, theyll say its not a good win…
why are these muzzie rats always this way?
Rate of inbreeding very high in certain areas
What is Holland's excuse gonna be after he gets raped by Khamzat tomorrow?
Why was the big black guy have a spanish flag? lmao
Joe really needs to stop hanging with Schaub and Uncle Joey
CUTELABA CHIMPOUT INCOMING
athletic chinese taipei man
yeah im jacked taiwanese boys whattup
I was in bed last night thinking how we’ve yet to see Nate and Khamzat in the same room and that I didn’t believe the fight was happening
walker already has 7 losses i remember when he was looking like a worldbeater
The narrative going into this fight is that he had been unknowingly ingesting thc with his cbd for the past few years which is the reason he suffered from panic attacks. He's claimed to have dumped all that and his confidence is back going into this fight.
His mom probably named him that on purpose
Nigerian pride cutelaba
Ion "Nipples" Cutelaba
Ion's nipples are so long wtf
why are you focusing on his titties?
they're focusing on me, it'd be rude not to reciprocate
bro they were literally casting a shadow. hard not to notice
look at the fucking shadow on those things. mans got pregnancy nipples
A lot of gay dudes have nipples like these
How do you know that b?
Joe has been suggin and tuggin on em
Cannot wait to see how Johnny gets heemed this weekend
Ion is my boy no matter what
I love her
Bogged tits surgery, shame
More a Chrissy and Red man myself, I've seen her tits and they're atrocious
Nothing is real everything is fake
who's the blonde sirs
Where would Walker be now if he hadn't tried that worm?
the same place, bottom of the division with the rest of the cans where he belongs. Johnnie Walker is the most inbred, revolting hue I’ve ever seen. His skin looks like a nestle crunch bar.
Johnny Walker vs. Ion Cutelaba
ngl I was sort of looking forward to a sanctioned murder during the main event of UFC 279 … but the fact that Nate is fighting a dude who’s entire persona flips between being perpetually stuck in 2003 and a minor league baseball player should make for a decent contest.
>a dude who’s entire persona flips between being perpetually stuck in 2003 and a minor league baseball player
lmao, my fucking sides
Johnny 'I go to the gym to only do shrugs' Walker
Apparently this fucker is the highest scoring fighter at all the performance institute tests in the history of its inception and its not even close.
>pure min/max glass cannon
I fucking kneel
he's a genetic freak no doubt about it. what a waste
Jamahal Hill will be a top 5 LHW for the next 5 years at least. This was a terrible matchup for walker, that being said walker is fucking garbage.
it wasn't like this yesterday what the fuck happened
a friggen trolley chin
Dana pressed the shuffle button
It was always like that you just got mengela effected b
It literally was... Nothing has changed. Take your meds.
daner was counting cards, so they had to shuffle
Bro this is 2 has beens who should probably retire instead of taking more brain damage. I am so much less interested in this now.
so I’m guessing it’s not his real name
>Ion didn't chimp out
chiasson has a nice ass for a turbo dyke
>the man to beat Jon Jo-ACK!!!!!!
>women's 140 pound catchweight fight
>Nate Diaz vs. Tony Ferguson
Yup, now this is what you call a real fight
>monster zero ultra
>official ufc fight gear
>tony vs nate
yeah, I’m thinkin it’s gonna be a good card
lesbians always look so gross
Didn't you guys hear Dana
He didn't put any of the blame on Khamzat
They're still behind him. He wins, which he's expected to do, they brush this under the rug and promote the shit out of him again
>this is a 10 in America
chrissy? yeah probably 10 years ago she was
Irene Aldana vs. Macy Chiasson
Sorry about the dumb question but Barneto is on the card? He didn't make weight? Is it just a financial penalty? When are they going to get rid of the heavyweight weight limit? seems silly
LEECH UP NEXT BROS. IS HE WEARING THE SUIT????
>le 35 year old prospect
>wmma misses weight
Nice so called professional sport you got, Dana you fucking israelite
Where's the suit 🙁
I wanna cum inside Irene Aldana
Jingliang Li vs. Daniel Rodriguez
those tats are fucking awful
You mean the kiss marks, tap out tattoo and chainlink across his neck isn’t cool? Wdym
look at that moonface homosexual. I never want to see him again.
there's absolutely no way drod wins this, look at the difference in bone density alone
drod looks fat
Here we go
AHAHAHAHAHA CHINK GOT IGNORED
OMG HE NOT WEARING LE HECKIN ZUITERINOOOO OOMGGGG IM GONNA DOWNVOTE!!!!!
FATTY DOODOO CHIMAEV
>khamzat getting booed
The entire stadium going nuts for Kevin Holland
Khamzat Chimaev vs. Kevin Holland
EVIL CHADS WE ARE LIVING
no way cumslut keeps his head and doesn't try to swang and bang tomorrow
Reminder Schaub could Heem the entire maincard without breaking a sweat
>khamzat still acting like a monkey
i cant believe khamzat is causing trouble after he said he would kill everyone
wait, what?? he missed weight?
The goodchad outcomes:
>Tony wins by decision and returns to the W column at long last, Nate however lands a few stockton slaps and middle fingers, says in the interview that he actually won the fight and secures his usual story victory
>Holland heems Ratlip
>Leech heems Drod
Can Holland heem Khamzat?
Evilchads WE ARE BACK
What do we all make of Khamzat's heel turn
I think the writers are trying too hard
my expectations were subverted
>i fuck everybody
Why is he so gay?
don't think ratlip's brain developed past 14 b
>sh…shut.. shut up guys
>booing the muslim when the messican missed by more weight
Is Khamzat the greatest flushing of all time?
Flushing of the cazzies yes him missing weight exposed them
Toliet Till taught him well
i fuck him backstage
holy shit, cumshot is literally shaking absolute mental midget LMAO
I cum here and fuck everybody
WE ARE FUCKING BACK BORZBROS
TONY LOOKS SHOOK
Ratlip looked mentally heemed
wish khamzat would stop talking about fucking guys
Is it me or did Holland look a little shook bros?
Yeah he's shook
Not watching but can confirm
Everyone looks shook as fuck.
>Crowd: NOOOOOOO I WANT KHAMZAT TO KILL NATE DIAZ.
>miss weight by 8 lbs
>still get dapped up by Dana
LMFAO Dana seeing dollar signs all over this dude, he's got his next conor
he's got no fucking charisma at all tho, his fights are fucking banging but he can't talk for shit
Doubt it b, Connor has charisma, this guy is already starting to become universally reviled, and at this point someone might shoot him with a pigfat covered bullet if he keeps talking about Chechnya
Dana know MMA "fans" are mostly 80 IQ retards with IQ's of goldfish, this will pass and Khamzat will not be significantly diminished as long as he keeps winning
he did what Dana asked him to do, why the fuck do you think he was smiling and flipping you off at the weigh in
Khamzat has shown he can make 180 and 170 within 1 week of the other, so he clearly purposefully did not make weight
>c-come with that in b-backstage.. shut up guys
cumshot was about to cry when the boo'd him hahahahahahaha
>Dustin skipped his dinner and begged for a fight only to be scorned again
a rare story loss & KWAB combo
>a rare story loss & KWAB combo
as per usual with dusty bitch
whos the blonde in the background and how do i get a gf like that? inedmiately
Tony-Nate could actually end up being a fun bum fight given as they're both flushed. Also, Nick sighting!
kevin and tony are fucked
How can one man lose so many stories?
Me in the back
Nate Diaz vs. Tony Ferguson
>dyed hair Tony
yeah im thinkin hes got this in the bag
this shit is so rigged.
of course those two would end up fighting.
dude i bet the original match making on the card was decided behind the scenes too
all this matchmaking is scripted i think
Uhhh diazbros tony doesn't look that short...
>Tony gets one question
does nate have gyno from all the weed???
Call me a redditor but I'm genuinely happy for Nate
Same I'm happy for the first time in a long time and also drunk let's fucking go
>Diaz went for the fist bump
>Tony goes for the handshake
>Tony holds Diaz's fist
Who wins the story of that exchange?
paper beats rock
Paper beats rock
Hear me out. What if Tony lays down on the floor like Nick did to Anderson?
BASED NATE, KHABITCH KILLED HIS FATHER
Tony is MMA personified. Most kino fighter in the entire sport, idc what anyone says
Popcorn and blue slushies b get ready for some fun !!!
fathead btfo again
KHABIB THE BITCHASS
GANGSTERS COME FROM CALIFORNIA, AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER
KHABITCH IN SHAMBLES RN
Yeah I'm thinking PPV of the year
LMFAO cumshot is scared ass bitch.
Nate is 0-2
Tony is 0-4
This must be the main event headlined by the biggest losers of all time
Name ONE main event headlined by two guys coming off more loses
people will seethe but you are correct, they are "legends" but more appropriately they are "legacy" fighters who are now cans and flushed
it made 0 sense to brutalize Nate on his way out on Khamzat, amd if the card went as "planned" it would have been a disaster
Nate is literally undefeated.
I mean I shouldn't be surprised that MMA "fans" are this braindead, but most of heem is equally as stupid.
>actually thinks this was unscripted
imagine being upset at khamzat for doing the thing that made the most sense
the UFC was getting mountains of shit for putting out Nate like a dog by mismatching the washed up CTE can on khamzat, and khamzat was guaranteed to go out and humiliatingly dominate him in boring fashion - huge L for UFC business wise since Nate is such a huge draw and has a lot of retarded fans
now the card actually makes sense:
>can vs can in the battle of the flush (tony vs nate)
KHABITCH IN SHAMBLES SHAKING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW
One of the best promos Nate Diaz has ever cut.
I for one don't feel bad for the card falling apart. Fuck Dana White for trying to screw Diaz and Ferg.
Sucks for Li tho.
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE LOSSES ON YOUR RECORD YOU NEED LE HECKIN EPIC UNDEAFEATED RECORD LIKE DADDY KHABITCH!!!
why do brazzas keep on ducking?
anyone who believes this is some engineered plot by Dana and the UFC is a triple nagger.
just imagine trying to rope nate diaz into this scheme and relying on him to keep his mouth shut. the whole thing falls apart the moment you think about it.
you are a quadruple hypernagger, not understanding that plots like this operate outside of most individual participants - Nate would not have been cognizant (he is incapable of such a thing anyway) of it
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