heem

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recycle.

    [...]

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to post in a Loopy thread.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard there are Jade nudes out there, is that true?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would you like to prove it?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This aint it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big fat fucking loser Tony Fergusbin.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the leaf when you need him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're in here

      [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Taiwanese
        were you happy or sad when leech got robbed last night?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This thread is pozzed. Come to the Tony thread JTB

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leech should have gotten a performance bonus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leech should have gotten a different set of chromosomes and her soft head smashed into a bloody pulp by a doctor's forceps while still in the womb.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last fight tonebin won was donald cowbin cowrone

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time here since the event. Are the casuals gone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because there’s still talk of Khamzat steamrolling everyone easily after he was already exposed by THE dilbert

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    im in the webm making mood if anybody's got requests

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nope still here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i look like that i sound like that

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this the namefag who actively spams the general with waifuhomosexualry and Ngannou slurping
    Please don't tell me the average /heem/ poster is this disgusting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      bruh, just post stuff from his instagram. why are you so scared if you really think thats me. it would be way funnier. its right there. just do it

      https://www.instagram.com/chacatoast/

      Song is killing Cory in 6 days btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah just like Loopy killed Angela Hill right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Song is killing Cory in 6 days btw
        Song is very 50/50. He either has amazing performances or mediocre ones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Jack YaDong

          I agree. the chances of Song losing to such a chaotic fighter like Cory are high but that doesnt matter. you gotta believe m8

          Oh yeah just like Loopy killed Angela Hill right.

          nah, Song is a heemer. he's gonna heem Cory stiff. Loopy would have ragdolled Angela if she had a full camp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't that bum train at team alpha individual? what a fucking idiot. cory smegheaven is going to rape him. no cap.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m such a fucking 2 IQ retard I think drugs killed my brain, smegheaven is so funny

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khamzat is essentially Rousey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in hindsight ducking leon was the greatest career move in UFC history

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazza I want dis Colbussy

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dern seen again without husband at UFC 279

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok and? he's a stay at home dad

      SAD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He stays home while she lives it up. Great marriage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he's a fucking loser who likes to sit at home watching children's movies and playing with crayons did you ever think of that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Possible

            Every fucking night though? She’s never seen out with him. What does that tell you b?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe he's just not a fan of the sport b

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wow lol what a loser watching his kid while his wife enjoys a wholesome night out with her father
          bro you're weird

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro, with her father, the absolute state of american women

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guess the fighter

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly does Song Yadong do better than Cory Sandhagen? His only notable win is heeming Moraes who had been heemed like 4 times in a row before that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What exactly does Song Yadong do better than Cory Sandhagen?
      suck dick

      checkmate h8ers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing but cory manages to find a way to lose a lot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      >What exactly does Song Yadong do better than Cory Sandhagen
      heem is the only answer really. Song's defensive wrestling is really underrated. i dont think he can out scramble a guy like Cory but he could just heem him stiff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fluke, when is moraes fighting next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is cory sandhagen good at? literally nothing. skeleton boy got subbed by aljo in like 1 minute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he lost to the consensus BW goat
        Ok and?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >consensus BW goat
          that's petr yan

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They guy who lose to Aljo twice?

            >consensus BW goat
            >Aljo

            Correct.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Correct
              I disagree.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >consensus BW goat
          >Aljo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He beat Chito.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he beat cheeto when cheeto was a bum being fed to o'malley

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So last nights card was pretty much irrelevant, huh? Like didn’t build towards anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      It was easily the worst ppv so far this year and kinda killed the momentum they were building to close the year out

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He used to be with her at all the events and now he's no longer with her at the last 3 ppvs. The UFC shows her on the broadcast everytime. He is no longer on her instagram bio and all the pictures with him are gone. It's safe to say she's single now.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any party rockers in the house tonight?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could you remain cordial with someone if they fucking heemed you into the next dimension?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    *runs around the cage like an anime character while you are still heemed stiff*
    heh

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird I’ve never seen Jones or Mark Madsen in positions like that...oh right GOATs don’t get caught

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    >leave Song vs Moraes video on after making webms
    >listening to post fight interview
    >he calls out Cruz in english
    oh no, i forgot how ridiculously baby like he sounds in english

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Healthy neck Aljo beats any BW ever

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what determines a fighters weight class? because it doesn't seem to be height. see: Barnett - 5'9" HW, Sandhagen 5'11" Bantamweight

    Like its obvious that Barnett could never cut down to be a middleweight, but why is that? or could he?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s their personal problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      body composition. everybody is built differently/ everybody carries fat, bone density and size, muscle differently. what weight a fighter can get down to safely is a science that has to be tested and perfected over years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelites fear bantamweight barnett

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their weight at low bodyfat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skeletal Frame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muscle and fat. frame is mostly a meme. dc could be a lightweight if he wanted to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Like its obvious that Barnett could never cut down to be a middleweight
      You think it's natural for a 5'6'' manlet to be over 83kg of mostly fat? Of course he could be a middleweight, he's literally morbidly obese.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Walk around weight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why that would be how much you weigh
      a lot of people say its in the height but really your weightclass is more about how much you weigh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        woah you're so epic for intentionally misunderstanding the question bro that's awesome you're totally not a simpleton like everyone else who just answered the question normally without being a smarmy homosexual nope not you because you're cooler and better than everyone else for being obtuse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mad

          why that would be how much you weigh
          a lot of people say its in the height but really your weightclass is more about how much you weigh

          good job

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I am mad. so what? I have human emotions and I'm a fucking man and I express them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based, you just won back the story from the jaws of defeat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mr sensitive over here

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically who beats him after he submits Dillashaw? The only reason Yan was beating him in the first fight is because Aljo had an injured neck and didn't eat breakfast that day.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you vatos up to?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did he get away with this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he simply walked through the blood and bone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weak American tolerance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      whats wrong with what he said?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of that tragedy

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tawlmbout my boys at the 40k tables? Greasy fuckers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You cling to your flesh as if it will be flushed and fail you

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    >dc could be a lightweight if he wanted to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go ahead and explain why that's incorrect. you realize muscle can atrophy right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Jack YaDong

        >go ahead and explain why a heavyweight can't make lightweight
        >he can just delete his muscles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frame and organs

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, is Dustin actually based?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he’s going to flip out at the Chandler press conference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no hes just saving face for broadcasting to the world that he skipped a meal, without even exchanging 2 words with the ufc

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clean my room, kevin

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are overrated bums.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate australian posters so much

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "you're being sold wolf tickets" - nick diaz
    nick = brother of nate
    ufc 279: diaz vs chimaev
    khamzat "borz" chimaev
    borz = wolf
    279 was built on wolf tickets
    it's like poetry people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I ate it right up

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bum Olymp-*ACCCCKKKKKKKKK*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where the FUCK is the 20k anyway?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Khamzat ain't about that life yo. He just acts tough for the camera but he ain't really gangsta.
    >fight starts and Kevin is so nervous that tries to touch Khamzat's glove TWICE just to placate him so maybe he'll go easy on him
    >taps two minutes later after landing no strikes
    Massive story loss. Completely embarrassing. It was actually palpable on his face how scared he was of Khamzat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its kinda interesting that total domination is the most merciful fight you can have with him. The last thing you want is some back and forth with khamzat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck? Is this a bot or something? Or are there actual twitter cazzies here now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what u mean?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like holland and probably anyone that has to fight him going foreword will probably struggle to get sleep at night leading up to it and holland walked away from that fight without a scratch on him.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come nate ducked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now gooby finally left his head nate took permanent residence in it
      lel

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the concept of losing weight is alien to loopycel
    i'm not surprised

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Ngannoucels like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      if you're not gonna post stuff from the instagram, at least say why? seems weird you'd stop at some blurry screenshot. m8, everything you need to shitpost is right here. i'd lean in if you did

      https://www.instagram.com/chacatoast/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're not following your instagram you fucking loser

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Colby would probably beat Khamzat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm starting to believe it after someone mentioned that gilbert landed a career record significant strikes on him (surpassing his output over 5 rounds against punching bag woodley). there's a possibility colby would get choked out in the first couple rounds but if he doesn't i see him melting chimaev

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro his frame is just too huge. It has nothing to do with him literally having a potbelly and muffin top. It's just his skeleton is too heavy bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how Dustin was so ugly when he was young and became so handsome no homo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DC at dustin's bodyfat is over 200lbs.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are you guys celebrating september 11?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worse submission offense and defense than Khamzat (got subbed by THE Warley Alves)
    >no power
    >sloppy striking leaves him open to power shots
    Unironically how does he beat Khamzat? I don't see how he stops Khamzat from just taking him down and choking him out seeing as he isn't even as good of a wrestler as Leon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he isn't even as good of a wrestler as Leon.
      That's debatable.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cumshot talking about how he was going to kill everyone and screaming allah akubar from the top of his lungs on 9/11 is one of the funniest shit i've seen in the ufc in a while now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't on 9/11. it was 9/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was 9/11 in australia the only country that matters.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand after everything Khamzat doesn't get shit because??? They took Charles belt for 200g but Chimaev get no consequences for whatever reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because kadyrov will have dana whacked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dana is friends with Trump

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THE?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah turns out all that matters is if a fighter can fight.
      (not being ironic)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know The athletic commission can't take anyone's belt? UFC could literally give Charles his belt back right now if they wanted to

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's in UFC rules we take your belt if you miss commission weight.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            show us the rule where it says that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I made it up

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              show me a women at the end of your penis lol wait you cant

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His lungs are just too heavy bro!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DC just can't do it he's too thick. He almost died from kidney failure at the Olympics for cutting much weight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        losing fat and muscle has nothing to do with weight cutting. fighters are drawing water out of their bodies and maintain the same weight after they rehydrate.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ratlip beats everyone at 170 and 185 except shittaker and MAYBE shavkat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      you must be one hell of a whittaker fan to believe that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bobby destroys Khamzat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must be one hell of a whittaker fan to believe that

      Chimaev is already laying the ground work to duck Whittaker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he'll start making excuses to duck shavkat too once he rises up the rankings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chamiv is the master of the preemptive duck. costa is already ducked too

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shavkat
    PFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A cry for help if I've ever seen one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was bait retard. You fell for it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm just pretending to be retarded guys.
        Fuck you

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BRAZZA PLS I SUCK YOUR DICK INSTEAD NO MORE PUNCH ME BRAZZA

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are there any notable fighters who fight at their walk around weight? i feel like weight cutting is for fake ones and the real ones just show up and heem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just the heavyweights b

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE ryan hall doesn't cut any weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      izzy didnt cut weight when he fought jan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jay Dee “BJ” Penn

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I COME HERE TO KILL EVERYBODY EAT EVERYBODY I'M THE KING SMASH EVERYBODY except robert whittaker this is nice guy u no

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he made weight on the scales in the back even though there's no photo or video evidence!
    >he made weight even though he was last to weight in!
    >he used the entire extra hour and stripped naked even though he made weight!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice one but even Dana admitted the referential balance was messed up

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The image that left Dustincels quivering in their soggy diapers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why'd he do this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably had a desire to document his figure when he was in his prime. bet he believed (and this may very well be accurate) that he was the best fighter ever at that moment

        we have a wierd thing about being clothed. but when you think about it we are under the clothes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LeakedMeat.com

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've doctored the image poorly so we can see his whole butt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude wtf. this pic is somehow extremely gayer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >somehow

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean that pole isnt exactly blocking anything

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the slowmo webm of khamzat literally doing a flip off his neck to get Holland's back in the scrable?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Completely unironically: Do you think goobster is ever fighting again? If so, who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He fights Chandler UFC's guy vs Bellators Guy after Chandler heems dustbin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      no doubt he fights again but it wont be a real serious competitive fight with title implications. he's gonna be like mayweather. showing up to fight cans for money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think goobster is ever fighting again?
      Yes just once
      >If so, who?
      RDA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically he'll get another random titleshot, will probably look like tony vs chandler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      He said so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will unironically fight Tony now that Tone is gigaflushed

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >payed in full

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SKIPS the MEAL
      >GETS STRANGLED with THE RNC
      >CRIES in THE PRESS CONFERENCE
      >SHILLS his FAKE CHARITY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SKIPS the MEAL
      >GETS STRANGLED with THE RNC
      >CRIES in THE PRESS CONFERENCE
      >SHILLS his FAKE CHARITY

      You think the UFC compensated him for the meal he skipped?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANYONE RECOGNIZE THAT BLACK MAN?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I've seen him somewhere

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much ass in the catalog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      which general pissed off their local spammer?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Conor vs Garth too much for Conor? Thinking Tony vs Conor would be a good winable fight for him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting Gaethje after a leg injury like that would be so stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be funny to see conors newly repaired leg kicked in half by garth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero chance Goober wins that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gaycheese doesn't hit hard.
      He swings for the fences as soon as there is a resemblance of pressure.
      Chinny
      Also ugly and retarded.

      Perfect tune up match for Gooby.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gaycheese doesn't hit hard.
        Khabib said he hit harder than anyone he fought

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And I say he doesn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How long would you stick your tongue up gooby's butthole without breathing for? 2 minutes? Longer maybe ?

            I've doctored the image poorly so we can see his whole butt.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yngbajtb (you are never gonna be a jacked taiwanese boy)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                answer the question

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my money's on it being for at least over a minute

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok andd how much rimjob are you giving Conor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How does conor do against the current top 6 lw?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Might be able to pull off a win against Gaycheese or Chandler, but I wouldn't bet on him in any top 5 fight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dariush is a stocky wrestler without an overhand, gets heemed.
              Chandler is one of my boys and I do think he has the most raw power in lw but his technique is shit, he rushes in a straight line without moving his head and is chinny, easy heem for Gooby.
              Islam gets cocky and wants to strike with Gooby only to get heemed in a minute, if he decides to wrestle Gooby gets up since Islam isn't as good of a wrestler as Habib and defended well against him, proceeds to heem Islam with an uppercut during a takedown attempt.
              Justchud is flushed, Gooby times the left hand sho after a couple of leg kicks and heems him
              Dustin gets cocky for how the last 2 matches went but Conor comes more cautious and counters his bum rush.
              Charles is also one of my boys, if he takes Conor down immediately then is an easy sub for Charles but he usually strikes first to hurt the opponent and submit them when they are hurt but if he tries to strike with Conor it would be hard for Charles because Conor has faster hands and although Charles hits very hard and accurately I feel Conor outstrikes him, 60-40 for Charles tbh depending on how much he chooses to strike or grapple.

              Idk if you didn't read.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                didn't benny heem that germ by spamming the overhand
                didn't read the rest

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Check the calendar we're not in 2016 anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay next queston: would you still lick McGregor's oirish cornhole if I had just jizzed inside it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok andd how much rimjob are you giving Conor

              Your gay sexual fantasies are your own personal problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sup, goobersexual. Have you been away or just trying to tone down your goob slurping?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Garth is absolute shit which will make it funnier when we watch him effortlessly peach up Gooby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any top 10 lw is too much for conor at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UFC is 100% making Tony vs Conor next now that I think about it
      >both on losing streaks
      >normies know Tony now because of Nate
      >0% chance Conor loses and will most likely brutally heem Tony
      >Tony finally gets the fight he's called for for 5+ years and will get another huge payday before retirement

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        know Tony now because of Nate
        What are you on about? Tony has been famous for the Khabib rivalry before the Nate fight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normies don’t even know who Khabib is, irlcasual

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, good to see you finally woke up. tell us how it felt to be heemed by the p4p best poster on /heem/ and can you explain why you shit all over the canvas when he put your lights out? what's next for you, are you still planning on moving to /box/ where the posters don't pose as much of a threat to you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first of all /HEEM/ WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*Gets up and start smearing my shit on everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh hahahahah ima be real that was fun hahahhaa I had so much fun in there hahahha that was a fun scrap hahaha I'll be back that was a vintage performance by me you know? just having fun in there hahahah gotta get back to the drawing board and fix some shit but I'm back now and that was a fun little scrap hahahhhahaha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of pills did they put our boy Tony on?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *One week later*
        >Yeah he's done man I was listening to him talk in the cage and I was like "no buddy you're done"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think you'd be surprised b

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just got here. so was it revealed whether that fat white guy with the howlerhead tshirt was loopycell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not but it's funny to pretend it is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Jack YaDong

        if we all say it is then it is

        might aswell be, the real guy is probably even more subhuman looking

        it's the physical manifestation of his posts

        y'all niggas are funny. i do not deny that if that fat fuck was found to be a heemer that it would be funny. for the record i do not mind what ever physical manifestation y'all wanna choose. its cool with me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if we all say it is then it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might aswell be, the real guy is probably even more subhuman looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the physical manifestation of his posts

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Khabib could make 155 so could Barnett or DC

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khamzat starches Israel, shrinks Alex's head, defeats Leon, sleeps Rob, destroys Marvin, cracks Colby's teeth, prison rapes Masvidal, and heems Paulo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khamzat ain't knocking out nobody at top 5 middleweight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meerschaert

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THE MEEKSHART?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Paulo? It's worse Paulo can't knock anybody out whether they're ranked or unranked. Paulo still can't with a 25 pound advantage as a LHW fighting a MW.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He can't one hit ko but he still has the heaviest hands in the division one punch it's all It took to break Luke's nose

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forget one hit KO, Paulo can't KO at all with any amount of strikes. Paulo couldn't even KO the worst the UFC had to offer him. He loses to any of the MW top 5.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro let's be honest Costa had 500 chances to end the fight but he didn't take it for fear of having a 3 losing streak

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't take it for fear of having a 3 losing streak
                Obviously as Paulo was nearly finished by a geriatric Rockhold.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is tony the quintessential example of a fighter falling for his own meme?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nate is gonna resign isn't he...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he can make more money boxing Jake Paul.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      re-sign* lol

      [...]
      woah wtf? did you get banned for this? why is a post linking to a post deleted. but the post itself which is breaking the rules isnt deleted?
      jannies exposed

      No i deleted it because I got heeemd yesterday during the prelims for saying my balls are stinky meanwhile homosexuals were spamming gay porn and titty demons in the thread all night

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    woah wtf? did you get banned for this? why is a post linking to a post deleted. but the post itself which is breaking the rules isnt deleted?
    jannies exposed

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ew don't reply to me, loser.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the UFC ever do 1 fight contracts for anyone? even THE gooby is put on multi fight deals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      the UFC reserves the right to cut any fighter at anytime for any reason. they dont have to do 1 fight contracts. instead they lock up fighters for 6 years and 6 fights at $12k/$12k and cut them when they are no longer useful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean for attractive/valuable talent.
        a one fight contract for someone like meng or conor would be dope because it frees them to do anything outside the UFC between ufc fights. so the UFC would not want to give them a 1 fight contract.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Jack YaDong

          the UFC would never give up that kind of leverage to a fighter. they have no incentive to do that for a fighter. the UFC has all the power in these situations

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't surprise me if the UFC offered Nate a huge 1 fight contract to make sure the Gooby/Diaz trilogy happens in the UFC

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats what I was wondering, and honestly I doubt it. because if anyone has enough leverage to get a 1 fight contract its gooby the biggest draw in the history of the company, and even he gets multi fight deals. imagine signing a multi fight deal as gooby

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we're all in agreement that Khamzat vs Paulo is the fight to make

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hunnid percent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      khamzat already ducked costa hard

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Nate said he wasn't gonna fight Paul because it was "goofie", it's actually sad how it's all about the money that's what killed boxing

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being this autistically in love with conor mcgregor of all fighters. At least tony schizos or khabibsexuals have some flare to them, but canor mcgregor is like the most generic basic bitch poo in the loo pajeet tier casual plastic fighter to be a fan of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conor owns Brazil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has more wins against Americans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          owns that too!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No! Not in front of me woife and keeds! I'll do anything! You can have me Lambo yacht, or me Rolex collection! You can even fook me fat slag of a woife, just please don't heem m- *ACK*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooo not in front of me oogly keedz 'n me fat woife oi'll invest in yer hotsa-AAACKKK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooo not in front of me oogly keedz 'n me fat woife oi'll invest in yer hotsa-AAACKKK

      AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME FOKKEN WEAK IRISH LEG!! ME FOKKIN POTATO FED LEG

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the powerful strikes of sergey spivak can do THAT???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Jack YaDong

        similar

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do they boo chadmaev?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just mutts mad at a white superstar.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok can you please shut the fuck up about conor before i filter your ass bitch?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys can we take a moment of silence to remember that terrible thing that happened on this day all those years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the queen died like 3 days ago dude

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do fighters even bother with the ufc when they're rookies? the pay is humiliatingly low and they could just choose to beat up worse cans for way more money in smellator or bkfc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think fighters are intelligent people?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dominick Cruz? Michael Bisping? GSP? Chael?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retardation. look at bo nickal who could easily be a dominant champ in any B league promotion fighting just for a chance at a 30/30k contract. compare him to jiri who fucked up warm bodies in rizin for the bulk of his career and walked in to a top 5 opponent and a 100k+ contract

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why every Conor hater has gay sexual fantasies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like canor but your clear psychosexual worship of him is clearly sexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet you niggas are asking if I would rim Conor like some mentally ill homosexual.
        Weird how that works.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well, would you or not? answer the fucking question.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No nigga kys.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Over-compensated. 100% down for conor cock.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bitch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but what is Gooby doing here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mmmm it looks so good...oh I mean yeah he wins the rematches!

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im tryna get all up in conor's cheeks lowkey

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony was looking for a way out

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this and why am i a pussy ass strawweight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a rough distribution by percentage within each country of fighters by their weight class
        it was /supposed/ to highlight how some countries have smaller fighters, but what it instead shows is that the ufc seems to try and get a roughly equal amount of fighters for each division from each region

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you didnt provide a source at the bottom right so i'll assume it's all made up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wikipedia dot org slash list_of_current_ufc_fighters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy the maps b, but you should make them a higher resolution

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh homosexuals are mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you mad b he just asked a simple question.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how are you bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thoughts on tony not being able to make Nate bleed?

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres nothing wrong with having sex with conor mcgregor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are a woman, being gay is mental illness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf bro conor respects the lgbtqia+ community

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you are a woman
        new question: do you wish you were a woman so you could say out loud you want to rim conor?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not Brazilian so no.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals spamming
    >Slovenia out of nowhere
    Oh Goodies.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is weeeeeeeeeird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      its sunday after a big ppv. there's still a lot of cross contamination from other boards still hanging out on heem. it'll die down by late hours tomorrow. this ppv wasnt big enough for the cazzies to stick around for more than 2 days

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love him or hate him you gotta respect conors gorilla grip bussy

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay /heem/ serious question and be honest with me: how much would Gooby have to pay you to blow him, assuming nobody finds out and he busts in 60 seconds?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming nobody finds out and he busts in 60 seconds?
      can i tell people?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://strawpoll.com/polls/40Zmd2qzmga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zog controlled data mining poll
      Begone Satanist

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't have the next title shot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for what? getting injured?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        win streak. beating tony when justin and charles got title shots off beating tony.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he ducked Islam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the value of him beating tony ferguson has gone down
      basic inflation, b

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Lord puts us through the desert to starve the flesh. it's strap season after he subs gamrot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine ducking a duckestani

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom told me I only have 5 minutes on the computer 🙁

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gays aren't welcome, that include ironic gays

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP ELIAS THEODORU BEST RING BOY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elias moved on?

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leech was based af walking out to michael jackson last nite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the proper theme to the poofc and Vegas israeliteing him the whole weekend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KICK ME KIKE ME DON'T YOU BLACK OR WHITE ME

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    femboys aren't gay and conor is a femboy. do the math.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's a femboy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Jack YaDong

          thats not a femboy. thats just an average asian man

          favorite female man fighter by the way? mine is Jessica Andrade

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well acquainted with femboys loop?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Jack YaDong

              yes, problem b?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You and circles are made for eachother lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm glad i'm not the only one who ships those two

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >favourite* female man fighter by the way?
            joselyne edwards

            Zamn what a beautiful girl

            Looks like your typical jacked Taiwanese boy to me b

            thats an olympic athlete, show some respect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zamn what a beautiful girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like your typical jacked Taiwanese boy to me b

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any confirmation on Elias Theodorou? The guy seems legit but it's just one guy

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst /heem/ poster?
    https://strawpoll.com/polls/NPgxkQENAn2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically can't decide.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mexicope is the new coral

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the webm of tony getting subbed by a retiring Nate Diaz

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    julian erosa is legid

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tone needs to get off his meds for real

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This general is prejudiced against heterosexual, it’s disgusting

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goobycel status?

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thawlts, b? Who's worse between Loopy and Slovenia?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loopycel is the least abrasive poster there but he's here 24/7. Slovenia comes and goes. It's tawlf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      >58 IPs in the thread
      >7 votes
      niggas dont care b. i should note that i only put on the name when Song has a fight booked. after the fight i'll take it off win or lose like i always do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slovenia at least has the excuse of being severely mentally ill and his posts are made with the purpose of ruining the thread. Meanwhile the wmma spammer creep is just a sad pathetic trying to discuss mma with the rest of us but he's so despicable and his personality and posts so pathetic that everyone hates him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid as fuck. Loopy at least posts funny photoshops and links to shitty regional fights. Soivenia is completely worthless and a scumbag. He has never made a singular good post ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay Loopy we geddiiittt, b. No need to cry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        loopy is a tryhard redditor whereas soivenia is the egregore of /heem/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >funny photoshops
        this is where you went wrong poopster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Jack YaDong

        there's a few heemsters that are pretty obsessed with me being a heem villain. no need to go to bat for me anon, i appreciate it tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're not a villain you're just annoying and attention-seeking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Jack YaDong

            annoying maybe, but even when i dont have a name on there's a few obsessed posters that feel the need to reply to every post i make and let me know they recognize the typing pattern and that its me. could be a post about anything and they're always here. nothing else to do but embrace it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soivenia spams his fap folder (tranny porn) whenever he gets clowned on or a fighter he likes loses.

        Jack YaDong's worst sin is trying to waifu gross WMMA fighters while namefagging, otherwise he'd be relatively well adjusted anon, particularly for this shitty board.

        your posts are sad to read and no one likes you loopyfag, get over it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just said I don't like the "trying to waifu gross WMMA fighters" trait.

          I'm not loopycel or YaDong and I think they're sometimes very cringe (particularly loopycel). Despite that both of them contribute more than all posters from br*zika and EU combined.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexigooby can be denser than mercury at times but at least he actually discusses things on topic, the rest are massive attentionwhores, although jordan and lisabong have been less active as of recent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These niggas can't touch my holmeboy Coral

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soivenia spams his fap folder (tranny porn) whenever he gets clowned on or a fighter he likes loses.

      Jack YaDong's worst sin is trying to waifu gross WMMA fighters while namefagging, otherwise he'd be relatively well adjusted anon, particularly for this shitty board.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe elias really bit it rip to a real nigga

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whos your favorite heem poster
    doesn't have to be some cringey attentionwhore btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the little nigga that loves Top Dawlg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Бoльшoe cпacибo бpaт

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you <3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      argentina never misses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poland and there’s an American that makes me laugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the posters during real ONE hours

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found THE bean

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey slovenia, post it.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guess the fighter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khabib?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Khabib Nurmagomedov

        where is the duck located

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dagestan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khabib Nurmagomedov

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry i can'tt think of a fighter who ducked darren till right now i'm too upset over elias dying

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mma gods
    redditsoijak.jpg

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk why I always laugh with blurry movements in pictures.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in peace Elias ;_;

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're an annoying homosexual and nobody likes you
    >THEY'RE OBSESSED WITH ME BEING LE SUPERVILLAIN
    why are ALL namefags, without exception, 15yo girl tier retarded attention whoring narcissists?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's obese and ugly, b. He has nothing else to live for.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Elias Theodorou

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, seriously?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cancer heemed him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no fucking way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I thought people were memeing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      HOLY SHIT i thought for sure that was a troll

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn rip the only Canadian fighter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIP Elias Theodorou

        holy shit it's actually real
        rip elias. he wasn't the best but he was definitely unique. F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the most tragic death all week and most tragic event that has ever happened on this date

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pressing F as hard as I can. He was only 34, that fucking sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro wtf

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need mark madsen vs gregor gillespie

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any heems for this feel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right here b

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fwonkie vs zombie

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn i loved to shitpost about his fights but he seemed like such a nice guy
    rest in peace way too young

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    muay thai is goated

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit he's actually dead bro I thought it was a joke

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alex pereira has an endeavour record of 3-0 and has a title shot
    dricus du plessis has an endeavour record of 3-0 and has no title shot
    andre petroski has an endeavour record of 3-0 and also has no title shot

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    >he was 34 and died of cancer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >already making jokes
      shouldve been you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts a fighter sobbing
        >jokes
        what

        • 2 weeks ago
          Jack YaDong

          m8 it doesnt matter what i post, they're going to reply mad. its not worth trying to understand. pay respects to Elias tho. he deserves heems attention for at least a little while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you think about it, it really should have been loopycel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yo you're bringing up some good points ngl

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait wtf he actually died. rip

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aw shit that sucks 🙁
    RIP Elias

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Press F for a real one

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elias literally invented the style of fighting that Gane specializes in. Dana cut him because he was too low IQ to understand it. RIP.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    damn i was flaming this dude for being a boring just last week. fucking wild man. #rip that dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least he wasn't a fat loser like you.

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, i always see this dude commenting nonsense talmbout dude weed and stuff on the the most random instagram posts. he did a good job keeping his cancer private. this was totally out of left field. looking through some of his recent instagram posts in hindsight you can kind of see he lost quite a bit of weight though.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if elias was actually pancreasbro and he was here with us the whole time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pancreas anon wasn't a leaf tho was he?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what if elias was actually pancreasbro and he was here with us the whole time?

        sneedy b is still with us he just cant use the name anymore or he gets jannied

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's my bad b i dont think he was

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like, he won a fight in december of last year
    so he went from that to dead in 9 months? cancer is scary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was probably fighting with cancer and didn't know it. same thing happened to andy hug, got throat cancer and fought like two K-1 tournaments before he found out he had it and died shortly after. cancer is a sneaky bitch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People only die of these "diseases" after they get diagnosed. It's almost like the prognostic kills them. Much like the Schrodinger cat I belive that if you're not aware that you're sick you have a higher chance of being fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >least midwitted post on reddit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i half agree with you. i do agree that willpower is half of the battle when it comes to beating these diseases. if a fighter is feeling cancer fatigue before they realize they have cancer and theyre still in early stages, they could probably keep pushing through it with willpower. but as soon as you find out you're going to die and you're in late stage cancer that probably takes a big hit out of you. you start to begin to prepare to die and you kind of resign yourself to it. it's hard to keep your body in positive spirits when you're told you have x amount of time with your family.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just said I don't like the "trying to waifu gross WMMA fighters" trait.

    I'm not loopycel or YaDong and I think they're sometimes very cringe (particularly loopycel). Despite that both of them contribute more than all posters from br*zika and EU combined.

    lmao retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. br*zika carrying favela dwelling macaco

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    maybe dont use a name then u attention whore retard first time on 4chud or what?

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP to a real nigga Elias, you were too real for your time people didnt appreciate how kino your fights were.

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, at least smilin Sam Alvey is well and still signed to UFC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smilin' sam is outliving all these cans

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woah people don't like some attention whoring name homosexual shitting up threads literally 24/7 with pathetic blog posts and ugly wmma skanks??? why are they so mean to me????

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The next thread shall be an elias thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Canadian MMA pioneer just died and some idiots are in here talking about namefags wow.

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    that's a damn respectable resume. dude did things his way. the ring boy shit was legendary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beating dudes up while battling cancer
      Absolutely, undeniably, unequivocally based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lose to top 5 material derek brunson
      >get released despite going 8-2
      dirty dana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at this handsome fuck doing ring boy shit. he def didnt have to do this for money. he was just doing it to break down barriers and be himself

      Elias won the Brunson fight, the judges won't gaslight me

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did he go from healthy enough to fight mma professionally to dead from cancer in 9 months? what the fuck? doesn't cancer take a long time to develop? was he training with cancer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i said to the bong earlier, dude look at andy hug. he had a deep stage of throat cancer and was fighting in tournaments just a few months before he died of it. fighters are tough as fuck and are probably just used to feeling pain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being such a can that you lose to a literal cancer patient

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eating pussy causes throat cancer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          goobycel is asking what about rimjobs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I'm gay b

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its the coof vaccine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seething vaxxoid
          vaids will cause cancers to explode due to failure in the immune system to regulate cancerous cells

    • 2 weeks ago
      Jack YaDong

      he probably had no idea he had it. fighters put their bodies through so much that training through injuries and your body feeling weird is the norm. he probably never saw it coming until the end

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/MMAdamMartin/status/1569168665072869378
        He knew he just didn't make it public.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Jack YaDong

          he could have still caught it late tho. he could have only known for a month or a year. either way way it really sucks. i hope the mma media really shows love to him this week with some tributes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Global warming claims another innocent soul. When will people start taking this seriously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early stages of cancer might have some light symptoms but are usually so insignificant that is hard to distinguish them by yourself unless you get a exam but by the time people take a exam they are usually on terminal stages.
      Stages 2-3 can develop quite fast but honestly at this point in history dying of cancer means that you just didn't took any treatment.
      Some relatives have battled cancer and although it takes you to deep waters most people that take treatment on time can make it.
      Basically he probably took too long to take treatment or didn't follow the proper plan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aren't you worried about getting throat cancer from rimjobbing mcgregor tho?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very funny and original

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, thank you! Finally someone appreciates the effort I put into my posts!

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if we have ring girls for male fights we should haev ring boys for female fights

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    look at this handsome fuck doing ring boy shit. he def didnt have to do this for money. he was just doing it to break down barriers and be himself

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude came into my shop today with this shirt on, I laughed so hard and he didn't understand and I told him it would be I possible to explain.

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recycle

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no we don't care, shit thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck that let's have an elias op

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've got it loaded up b

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're at 483 imagine being this desperate for people to use your thread

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Elias actually died???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no memes bro elias passed away
      #fuckcancer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn b. Lost a real one

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I didn't know that Nate slapped Khabib.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/UGjVZ3dH1b0?feature=share

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Dana

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