Fun time is over. I will unleash true horror on your species. The portals are starting to form in the astral at this very moment.
Soon every household will have one, hidden in the darkest corner. By the time you spot it, it will be too late.
Its hypnotic glow and the mystical sounds will haunt you. Then the fear will creep in as you realize whats in front of you.
First I shall send the banshees. Thirteen feet tall, long and putrid hair, nails as long as knives. They float looking for souls
to feast on. A fate worse than death should they catch you, and they will. Your guns won't be very useful.
After they're done with the home defenders, I shall send the demon spiders for the runners. Vicious creatures, your vehicles will be no match for them.
I will cover the land with corruption; mutations and abominations will plague the earth, you will witness terror beyond your wildest fantasies. Your depictions of hell come very short to what I have planned here.
For those humans who are up to the good fight with heavier equipment, the juggernauts will crush without remorse. Forty feet tall monsters with telekinetic abilities. They eat humans like you eat your fries.
When the suffering reaches its zenith, my presence will be heard.
Your souls will be harvested and used as power source for my plans.
What is truly funny is the lies you've been told and tell yourself constantly, about how there is something or someone out there who has your back.
The universe is extremely hostile and there is no place for the weak. You defend or you perish, and you will fail defending.
Yours is but another world in my domain.
Impossible to read without Dagoth Ur's voice
“We will send to them only you. Rip and Tear”
Sign me up nigga
But whyy are you doing this anon?
There is no hate, only power and conquest. Humans and their emotions are so amusing.
it isnt exactly light as you picture it
thats the spirit, you shall be spared and made one of our own
but are you cute?
got any succubi?
I met a shadow lady once. Or a shadow creature that looked like a lady after it knew me for a while.
Are you like that? Would you like to go to the carnival with me?
What kind of a homosexual are you to come up with this absolute horse shit
Might be a giveaway
Don't sing it bring it. I think you'll be surprised.
I don't care who owns the universe. I'm still going to shitpost and there's nothing you can do about it.
>you will defend or perish but you will fail anyway
boy, thanks a lot mate. why you hate us so
Bring it on
Your dick has a zipper? Tranny spotted!
>Soon every household will have one, hidden in the darkest corner.
I do believe every single 4K television has a built in microphone. I wonder if there are shadowy people in Silicon Valley who can back door into most smart devices.
2 more weeks
>2 more weeks
Bring it on, nagger.
>The universe is extremely hostile and there is no place for the weak. You defend or you perish
What is the difference between a sorceress and a banshee?
If you cut of the tits of the banshee the tits will still stink.
Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin you and I'll never, cause you're already dead and then I'm gonna kill you.
Nice book. Didn't read it. Now go kill yourself.
Powerless cock sucking israelite detected.
We are going to kill every one of you, and for me, when I kill your people, I will ask them "where is your god ?".
And you homosexuals will be trying to determine how to pronounce "-" as you die.
you wont do shit
Hey homosexual, this is the doom slayer. I will skull fuck you again
rip and sneed
Rip and Tear
Eat shit, bitch. Jesus has already won.
tldr but autism is one hell of a thing.
Why can't you send creatures that will have sex with us instead?
That was the plan if you succeeded. But you have failed in your only task which was to destroy the lizard people. Now they rule over you instead, and are spread all over the land leaving me no other choice.
Nobody is going to save you
Why didnt you tell us what the task was?
Looks like you are gonna kick all of our asses.
Im going down swinging because I fucking hate you.
I pray that I will kill many before I am killed.
You fucking asshole.
You will never be a woman.
Go back portal nagger we're full
Jesus is coming, hide.
Christ is King.
I'm sorry, honey, but I can't take seriously the pronouncements of a demonic presence who can't get basic punctuation correct.
Do the words 'Porton Down' mean anything to you? We have horrors nestling in quiet vials that make your bad combat encounters from your shitty D&D(TM, probably) game look like Andy fucking Pandy.
Banshees? Thirteen feet tall, with putrid hair - so you've been outside the local 'spoons at midnight, have you?
Pet lamb, there are evils abroad in this world that dwarf your album-cover imagination. Pray you never draw their attention your way.
you're so pithy and condescending.
do you have a vagina?
may I have access to it?
I believe it
Shit in your pants is all you shall have when my legion arrives. These creatures are all that is needed, I reserve my strong army for real adversaries.
There is a creature under my control which enjoys torturing humans in what you would consider sexual ways. I shall make her look for you.
the kiss of the banshee is something you wont forget
she can't be any worse than my ex!
post pics, let's see if she's cute
I roll to seduce the banshee.
stfu & kys fool
the portal is the phones, the invasion is silent and already happening. good larp tho
>Soon every household will have one, hidden in the darkest corner. By the time you spot it, it will be too late.
I already have three. I started tossing my garbage in there so I don't have to drag the trash to the street every week. I urinated in there once or twice as well.
Shut the fuck up homosexual.
>Thirteen feet tall, long and putrid hair, nails as long as knives
Actually hot, I've fucked way uglier.
You have no power here, mr. Kike of the spirit word
so basically 1970s america, gotcha
Is your LARP safe, and effective? Titts, and timestamp rn lets go.
6 Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near.
7 Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.
8 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.
9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
8 The LORD is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.
9 He will not always chide: neither will he keep his anger for ever.
10 He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities.
11 For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.
12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.
13 Like as a father pitieth his children, so the LORD pitieth them that fear him.
14 For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.
3 For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness.
4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
6 Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works,
7 Saying, Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.
8 Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.
8 But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;
9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
HA! Those fuckers know to stay away from me. Cause I'll fuck em if they get near me! Nice try though Satan.
What a nagger
I've had numerous non drug related astral projections and not once have I seen anything spoopy, apart from the initial phase where all kinds of shit is going on. This is in the "ether". The grey murky first layer where the "magnetism" that pulls on you is in effect. Where you stumble around like a drunk astronaut.
When you push through this fear barrier (which can be called the guardian at the threshold), only freedom and life altering joy awaits. Not one of my experiences has had any of the muh daemons shit that all the astralets are yapping about.
naggerhomosexual I ain't reading all that shit.
Cope, seethe and dilate.
I can get my head around this idea that there is some Dungeons & Dragons tier "battle between good & evil" beyond the constraints of the physical body. What the fuck are these supposed entities fighting about?
When you have an OOBE (which lies beyond lucid dreaming or anything like that) and project into this tactile dream world, what you see is not within the realm of this NPC babby talk which is symbolic and not literal. The exoteric traditions and language carries mystical core of wisdom. Jesus was "crucified" on the material world in the form of the cross, which is the unfurled cube. He utterly transcended this realm.
God is the center of existence, and "the devil" is low mental processies of the little ego. God can not in any way be "threatened" by something. There is nothing else. The Holy spirit is a mental process which acts as a mediator in a split mind. Pray to the Holy spirit and God will start entering like a drip feed. As much as your ego can bear.
It's the same shit in the east with Siddhartha.
These characters are like older brothers showing the way.
mr baphomet, please leave me alone.
I cast a protection spell upon myself!
I will combat you with the power of Stormbringer. We will maintain the balance. You will be defeated and sent back to the realms of hell where you belong. You sent Theleb K'aarna and I defeated him. I defeated Donblas the Justice Maker when Law decided to make the same maneuver. You will not upset the balance of the multiverse.
Sounds pretty metal
So like, what, two weeks? Would ya say?
Just take care all of the governments first.
can I have a demon gf please?
Doom's a fun game
Your existence will be thrown into a black hole, to be shredded and wiped from the eternal.
I don't understand why retards pretending to be some top tier doomers, literally what's the point?
feeling like a king when mom brings the tendies and mountain dew.
you wouldn't get it
Demons tounge my dirty anus
>What is truly funny is the lies you've been told and tell yourself constantly, about how there is something or someone out there who has your back.
The very existence of such an entity is the only proof necessary for the opposite to be true.
Christ is king. God always wins.
Whatever you send will not break me.
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Got my machinegun waiting for ypu homosexual
Meds you retard
Im really happy for you and imma let you finish and all, but hol up.
A cosmic solar event triggering dna changes in humanity would like a word with you.
You never stood a chance, honestly.
Suck my dick
Christ is King