Its gonna be so fucking awesome to finally take out some russhits I wonder what kind of cool modded AKs and other loot I'll find off the russhits I kill. Slava Ukraini! DEATH TO RUSSIA!
Heading to Ukraine soon
Its gonna be so fucking awesome to finally take out some russhits I wonder what kind of cool modded AKs and other loot I'll find off the russhits I kill. Slava Ukraini! DEATH TO RUSSIA!
Anon you're going to die a miserable death.
Bro, I've done a lot of training. I've seen how russhits act, I don't need to worry and if I do die it won't matter because at least I killed some russhits along the way
Why don't you come along and fight with me pussy? I swear you hate russia but won't fight them? Fucking coward brits
Training is bollocks without first-hand experience of war.
What's your mile time, big guy?
oof
>a lot of training
you fat fuck, the only thing you’ve been training is your stomach
its nice that you thought ahead and stored thousands of calories inside your lard ass for the lean times ahead
Did you get training to dodge artillery? Just barrel roll? Go get them tiger.
You won't. You'll die crying to mommy with zero achievement as a slant eyed mongol from tuva laughingly loots your mutilated body.
Your fat ass is gonna have a hard time duckin' and divin' from the artillery fire. Bet you light up like a christmas tree on an infrared.
My fat ass is going to be just fine, buck sounds like youre just being schizophrenic.
Bro he's got the Double Time perk equipped.
Always good to have someone educate the morans in this thread I'm 15th prestige and these n-words need to show this combat veteran some fucking respect
Hopefully!
this thread is made by a russian shill.
you're posting in a russian shill thread.
Russian shills are funny. Unlike JTRIG shills.
They’re beating you in the information war.
Sounds like your diaper is full
Cry harder homosexual
based fatass
Even though I'm a fat fuck, I can still crush vatnaggers to death when I run out of ammo
based you’ll lose some weight for once
I think dodging the artillery will really help me with the weight loss so you're right.
I mean dead people can't really care about things so yeah you're right about both things lol
>I mean dead people can't really care about things so yeah you're right about both things lol
ur moms not dead, i fucked her last night
So you're the weirdo that was hanging around my moms grave at odd hours
>So you're the weirdo that was hanging around my moms grave at odd hours
Maybe trying to fuck her corpse. Or the leftovers.
You wont even survive the first hike.
You wouldnt even survive in a room with me tough guy lol
Please just dont anon. Value your life and don't go die for Shlomo in a God forsaken place
I will gladly die for Israel I don't care.
Fatty OP will fuck your mum lmfao
You won't make it. Counteroffensive has failed, Winter is coming.
Anon I hate Slavs and Mongols both. Their eradication would be a positive for the planet. But I am telling you that you are in no shape to be going to war. And the Ukies dont have the time to wait for you to get into shape. They will ship you into the grinder as soon as you get there. If you truly want to go to war. Get your ass in shape.
Fatty OP will either be turned away, relegated to logistics or indeed does make it to the front lines but becomes chargrilled in a muddy pit.
We will not miss you, retarded ZOG bot.
But your mom will.
his mom may, your own mom wont
meal team six
rolling in!
Is that how you Nafo bots are trying to get recruitments numbers up?
After seeing the war crimes the russnaggers have caused, it should be every Americans duty to join up with me and destroy russia together you sitting around doing nothing makes you an enemy and I have no issue with taking care of America's enemies.
If you haven't trained in squatting in a trench with rotting Pig (Closest to dead Human flesh) corpses, you are woefully unprepared.
based retard
This is the essence of the Russo-Ukrainian War. Mud caked bodies stinking up the place, it's Somme tier.
Honestly just visit any major american city and you can workout in that exact environment. Just do pushups on the street.
Major American Cities are indeed Urban Warfare especially in Detroit and Chicago so it's a good place to start.
Am going too, which battalion are you joining?
Im joining the sheckelstein battalion, schlomo goldsberg is the division commander. You?
the more war stalls out, the more i believe ukraine is seriously running out of supply
Man Ukrainian commanders won't hesitate to use you as fodder for the most gruesome missions.
But if that's what you want, good luck with it. Bravery or stupidity, I wish you safety.
After running out of breath from walking up my basement stairs you may be right... fucking vatnaggers keeping me down I think I'll just stick to airsoft (I kick ass at that btw lol)
You are aware you are literally going to die and still want to go? Lol lmao even
It's called being a man, something you'd never understand.
I ain't dying for no faggy Rabbi
Good, Airsoft doesn't have shells nor drones nor rotting corpses that a whiff could knock out a Donkey unless you have Shellshock, by then you can't fight.
Perfect for clearing anti tank mines
What’s your time for 12 mile ruck?
>Speed rucking
>Ukraine
I mean yes OP is a fat shit but this a dumb post
stop larping you cringe homosexual
chill homosexual, better keep being alive and eat some kfc shit or idk kekw
looks like you're heading to the buffet instead
Send all redditors to Ukraine
you look so stupid and fat. drop the gaitor and show us the double chin.
but I guess your future is getting artillery bombarded or drone striked by indiscriminate fire so who cares what your fitness level is at?
you look like a dogshit larper. if I was in charge of recruitment in ukr I would force you to do 100 push ups with proper form and you'd probably pass out after 12.
literal zogbot tier subhuman. good. you want to die, you will die.
I actually pass out at 6 pushups but thank you for believing in me that I could do more!
I wouldn't be a true American if I didn't do that.
I actually postponed my deployment, ill be doing more training with my buddies when we do some airsoft again then I'll be out to Ukraine in two months.
Feminists have already genocided thousands of males through drafting. It's not as if there will ever be a point were they feel they have killed and tortured enough males, but why would you make things even easier for these monsters?
You will tip the scale in this war, I can feel it. Slava Ookrainy!
Grab an nlaw and escort tanks you’ll survive
Escort Ukrainian tanks to clarify. Use Ukraine tanks as bait to down Russian tanks with your nlaw
I'll be eating the mres that shit looks way to heavy for me to carry tbh
Held one at an arms fair. It's not that bad. But if you just wanna munch boil in a bags that's chill too. NLAWs are the best ukraine has with their extremely limited equipment compared to western armies
Can't wait to see your fat ass mangled and suffering until you die, homosexual.
Can't wait to see your disappointment when that doesn't happen XD
Remember to post your face when you do so we can recognize you on the compilations. Your life is basically over anyways.
Excellent, one less tiresome cunt posting on here. Enjoy being pink mist when an artillery shell detonates at your feet.
Sorry, ranjeet it's just not happening I already said here
Good luck pal! Kill some ziggers for the prosperity of white race
SLAVA UKRAINI!!!!
Did you cut a deal for the free estrogen packages?
Step on a mine for all of us that hope you do, Anon. Godspeed.
To cause the real holodomor I see
meat shield won’t make it 2 days
You should have lost weight. You're a giant hitbox. This isn't call of duty. You can't regenerate your health irl.
He's got sleight of hand, juggernaut, and commando pro dough brah.
>blurs face out to seem cool and highly important when he's of no interest to anybody
You're not even in shape, the fuck difference are you going to make over there? When you get hit it'll take three people out: You, and the two other guys it'll take to haul your fat ass out of there.
What difference are you going to make? He's got the diamond camo bro. He's stacking the right perks.
OP IS A FATTY FAT MCFATSON
>sarge Peter will need hes barrel polished
Thank you, OP, for the laugh
> Slava Ukraini!
You'll just die. Mercs & Volunteers are always the 1st ones they throw in the meat grinder.
Saw it happening with all teh 90s Neo-natsocs which volunteered for Croatia in the Yugo wars.
Only a handful of them came back. It's always the same.
bring as many of your friends with you as you can
Up til now i was against banning ar 15s
The knee pads will come in handy toadboy
> I wonder what kind of cool modded AKs and other loot I'll find off the russhits I kill
You'll be coming home with a vintage soviet artillery shell up your ass, or perhaps a 70 year old landmine.
In a casket, of course.
Best of luck!
I’m sure you’ll do fine fat ass. Nice poochy gut
If i go to ukraine can i choose my own loadout? I want to use a mini-14 and a flamethrower as my side arm
>If i go to ukraine can i choose my own loadout? I want to use a mini-14 and a flamethrower as my side arm
I wish so. It would be like Call of Duty but in real life.
pretty sure you do whatever you think you're big enough to do, provided you have the funds.
The Ruskies will die alright….laughing
>It’s gonna be so fucking awesome to finally take out some russhits I wonder what kind of cool modded AKs and other loot I'll find off the russhits I kill.
Good luck dying for the lulz.
Posta fa e Pic so we know if it's you on the drone shot.
>Private Pudding
Wear trans colour helmet camo so we know it's you in the drone shot!
Little Debbie doesn’t make MREs
Go there quicker
Landmines, drone strikes, artillery bombardment, you are very stupid, I feel sorry for your parents and ancestors such an enormous effort invested in nothing
>retards don't understand sarcasm
Kek
Based OP baiting