>he needs more than this in his church

>he needs more than this in his church

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >priest read the bible out loud
    >we sing
    Wish churches were less boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God should have written more books

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god was illiterate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty boring because most priests are boring low IQ or at best midwits. I don't mean to offend them, that's just the way it is.

      If you think about it really, being a good priest requires years and years of schooling, experience, a true intellectual curiosity, and empathy. They should have a good understanding of psychology, metaphysics, philosophy, and history. They need oratory skills, writing skills, language skills (Koine Greek and Latin) and management skills. The task of saving souls is not an easy proposition. A zealous and intelligent priest makes for very interesting Sunday masses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which churches are you talking about where they don't go through a lot of schooling?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          look at this pitiful bit of superfluous backtalk posing as a question.
          you do not deserve ther last word.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the point is that the orator needs a high level of natural intelligence and energy in order to captivate people. schooling is just a small part of that equation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well my bishop is good at speaking, so I'm not doing too bad.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you need chairs? You think you're better than the legs God gave you?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A priest would a nice addition.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe some HVacs

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >walls
    >windows even
    >a roof
    >fricking chairs
    Jesus had none of those we he preached. All of the above are unnecessary luxury, no different from the gold, incense and vaulted ceilings of the Catholic or Orthodox churches.
    I still can't believe Protestants are even still a thing. Truly a garbage heresy for garbage people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking chairs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chairs are the work of Beelzebub!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a humble chair and natural lighting
      >no different from the gold, incense and vaulted ceilings of the Catholic or Orthodox churches.
      what a load
      you argue like a vegana

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >needing a physical space at all and not realizing your mind and body are God’s holiest Temple
    “For Behold The Kingdom Of Heaven Is Within” (Luke 17:20-21)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The protestant reformation was the early modern version of simplified corporate logos

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its better than most Churches they build today though that isn't saying much.

  9. 2 years ago
    Dirk

    >his congregation only wants to spend money on bare necessities
    Smh

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was this poorgay cope? Like when bums have lawn furniture in their apartment, wear clothes from the thrift store, etc. and pretend they're making a statement or being bohemian

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is all I ask for in a church

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filthy papist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

      Soulless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure beauty and soul like heaven itself

  12. 2 years ago
    Dirk

    >he NEEDS more than this
    Can't stand non minimalists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What denom is that church?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Catholic. It has statues.

      • 2 years ago
        Dirk

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary%27s_College%2C_Oscott?wprov=sfla1
        Catholic college chapel

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and this, this is the house of God
    >where we pray to him
    >a fricking shed
    Even israelites are less avaricious than Protestants

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a hospital waiting room wtf

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like candlecore or prominent candles. Pic is Sede church.

    • 2 years ago
      Dirk

      Candles are pure awesome.
      Another Sede church altar.

      heckin basederino candles my seder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        candles are objectively cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dirk you jerk off to trannies and react to troony pics with AWOOOOOGGA BOOBA pepe eyes

        • 2 years ago
          Dirk

          Post a screenshot

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Candles are pure awesome.
    Another Sede church altar.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jews had statues, costumes, candles, ornate decor and altars in Bible times.

    >Somehow, it's not okay for Christians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if israelites do something it's good

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yet according to the bible, God's temples were extremely lavish and adorned with precious stones, as well as gold and fine wood. Also, the roads in heaven are supposedly made of gold, too.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not going to swindle rich gays out of their tithe money with a cheap setup.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a court room

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Christ live in a giant golden palace according to Revelation/Apocalypse of John
    >Yet protestants claims he wants you to workship him in a glorified barn

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CELEBRATE THE GLORY OF GOD BY BUILDING A BEAUTIFUL CHURCH IT NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE A TOOL SHED
    What kind of mental illness is this?

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