>he needs more than this in his church
>he needs more than this in his church
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>priest read the bible out loud
Wish churches were less boring.
God should have written more books
god was illiterate
They're pretty boring because most priests are boring low IQ or at best midwits. I don't mean to offend them, that's just the way it is.
If you think about it really, being a good priest requires years and years of schooling, experience, a true intellectual curiosity, and empathy. They should have a good understanding of psychology, metaphysics, philosophy, and history. They need oratory skills, writing skills, language skills (Koine Greek and Latin) and management skills. The task of saving souls is not an easy proposition. A zealous and intelligent priest makes for very interesting Sunday masses.
Which churches are you talking about where they don't go through a lot of schooling?
look at this pitiful bit of superfluous backtalk posing as a question.
you do not deserve ther last word.
the point is that the orator needs a high level of natural intelligence and energy in order to captivate people. schooling is just a small part of that equation.
Well my bishop is good at speaking, so I'm not doing too bad.
Why do you need chairs? You think you're better than the legs God gave you?
A priest would a nice addition.
Maybe some HVacs
Jesus had none of those we he preached. All of the above are unnecessary luxury, no different from the gold, incense and vaulted ceilings of the Catholic or Orthodox churches.
I still can't believe Protestants are even still a thing. Truly a garbage heresy for garbage people.
Chairs are the work of Beelzebub!
>a humble chair and natural lighting
>no different from the gold, incense and vaulted ceilings of the Catholic or Orthodox churches.
what a load
you argue like a vagina
>needing a physical space at all and not realizing your mind and body are God’s holiest Temple
“For Behold The Kingdom Of Heaven Is Within” (Luke 17:20-21)
The protestant reformation was the early modern version of simplified corporate logos
Its better than most Churches they build today though that isn't saying much.
>his congregation only wants to spend money on bare necessities
Was this poorfag cope? Like when bums have lawn furniture in their apartment, wear clothes from the thrift store, etc. and pretend they're making a statement or being bohemian
This is all I ask for in a church
Pure beauty and soul like heaven itself
>he NEEDS more than this
Can't stand non minimalists
What denom is that church?
Catholic. It has statues.
Catholic college chapel
>and this, this is the house of God
>where we pray to him
>a fucking shed
Even israelites are less avaricious than Protestants
That looks like a hospital waiting room wtf
I like candlecore or prominent candles. Pic is Sede church.
heckin basederino candles my seder
candles are objectively cool
Dirk you masturbate to trannies and react to tranny pics with AWOOOOOGGA BOOBA pepe eyes
Post a screenshot
Candles are pure awesome.
Another Sede church altar.
>israelites had statues, costumes, candles, ornate decor and altars in Bible times.
>Somehow, it's not okay for Christians
>if israelites do something it's good
Yet according to the bible, God's temples were extremely lavish and adorned with precious stones, as well as gold and fine wood. Also, the roads in heaven are supposedly made of gold, too.
You're not going to swindle rich fags out of their tithe money with a cheap setup.
Looks like a court room
>Christ live in a giant golden palace according to Revelation/Apocalypse of John
>Yet protestants claims he wants you to workship him in a glorified barn
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CELEBRATE THE GLORY OF GOD BY BUILDING A BEAUTIFUL CHURCH IT NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE A TOOL SHED
What kind of mental illness is this?