He looks unhealthy.

He looks unhealthy.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy cow is vitalik always rocking a chub?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's on day 3000 of NoFap.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's waiting for the splurge

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he’s on semen retention, he’ll let out the biggest nut when eth finally flips btc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's his phone you homo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope
        Vitalik has a bigger pp than you just accept it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's in his pocket?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bitcoin

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He calls it “the merge”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know (if Vitalik were attracted to humans)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is he using a exo-skeleton or what?
        Have anyone a picture of him shirtless?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why he's crowned money skelly.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obviously hiv positive

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shaking hands without making eye contact, head already turned away
    A true sigma.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes looking at a Qt he wants to fugg

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All his weight went to his dong

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just genes. some people always feel hungry, some people never feel hungry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Its just genes some people always be ugry other people never be ugry

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he age so badly bros? Does he just eat noodles all day or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the hair combined with his ridiculous skull shape. if he shaved it off he'd look a lot better

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is not human. Hence the weird skull shape.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is he using a exo-skeleton or what?
          Have anyone a picture of him shirtless?

          Kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks vegan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks vegan

      calorie restriction diet because he's trying to agemaxx

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ends up looking more old from excess fat loss

        so many cases

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I don't want to pathologize because I don't know the man but it does seem pretty shaky to go all-in on calorie restriction when studies haven't demonstrated a causal link between restriction and longevity aside from the obviously lower incidence of things like diabetes and cancer from avoiding goyslop. I get that he doesn't want to die but this verges on eating disorder

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This dude rigorously followed one and said he'd live to 120. He got ALS and died at 79 of respiratory failure.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fuck, forgot link
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Walford

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I... Sample size of one...

                autophagy needs to be used in cycles. it can't be an everyday thing otherwise there's nothing to repair. the body just eats itself

                Intermitted fasting. You can gain weight and achieve autophagy

                Overall he's not that skinny. Like 80% of the people in the west are obese or something. Look up some photos from 50-100 years ago, back when they didn't have diabetes and heart attacks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            autophagy seems to work but i believe that happens at any bf %

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              autophagy needs to be used in cycles. it can't be an everyday thing otherwise there's nothing to repair. the body just eats itself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                isn't the point being if you're fat you can use it for significantly longer than someone who isn't?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he already looks mid 30s and he's like 28 though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think CR is kind of a meme for humans, yes it works for mice but for humans the effect is minimal and probably not really worth the quality of life decrease.
        just don't be super fat and it's fine..
        there are other better medical anti-aging interventions than CR

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't eat enough, he doesn't doesn't eat well and he doesn't exercise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has that "nerd that takes adderall and forgets to eat" look.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his dad is a chad, i think he just has a shitty diet and does 0 physical activity considering he was a Wowfag

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vitalik has very muscular legs, he must jog a lot. Someone post the pic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah just google dmitry buterin

        why is he brown and why does he look the same age as his son?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          physical activity and diet? also his mother is super white, he probably just got a tan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dmitry facial features don't look very european. almost like a gypsy or arab/south asian mixed with some white

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will fall. They always do

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the gif of him literally grabbing his dick a group interview when he was sitting next to that asian girl? Can't find it after the warasou archives died

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      omisego interview

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vitalik dying is bullish for ETH

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a recovering meth addict

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal Methead, buy Avax

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seems like a lot of rationalists take stims so I wouldn't be surprised if he does

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this rate he's going to look like mr Burns at 60

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He ate the bugs

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s really trying to piss off Putin for a guy that wants to live forever

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's not red light maxxing.
    >he's not collagen maxxing.
    >he's not electron grounding mat maxxing.
    >he's not hyperbaric oxygen therapy maxxing.

    It's over.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this, I eat a lot I think I just burn calories by being anxious all the time
    pretty sure i am hypothyroid which causes this

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's underweight, but not too bad. Honestly if this dude decided to lift weights for 6 months and eat more, he'd look great.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he keeps his wrinkled uniqlo in a 40 gallon milk jug

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every room he enters he knows he is better than anyone else there. That's got to feel weird but he embraces it and takes the time to be polite.
    A nobel prize will be coming his way for sure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high functioning crackhead

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VITALIKOO BUTTERINOOO

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's looked unhealthy every day for the past 10 years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This too

      his dad is a chad, i think he just has a shitty diet and does 0 physical activity considering he was a Wowfag

      Damn, Vitaliks dad looks like that?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah just google dmitry buterin

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bullish.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sergeys stealing all of his calories like twins in the womb.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What cricket burgers do to a mfer

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    degenerates quickly dissipate their Vril and therefore come to resemble the demons which possess their weakened body

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He believed yiffing was good for you because some DON said so
    >Also believes his carbon footprint is negative

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine his shits.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does he shit micro avocados?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's got the sharpest dick i've ever seen

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in that photo does

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this has been debunked. his bug-flour diet is actually very healthy.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what this guy is so rich and autistic he can just show up to crypto conventions and rock his massive erection in front of everyone and nobody gives a shit or says anything

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