Have you ever met anyone who was a genuine fan of this band?

Have you ever met anyone who was a genuine fan of this band? I don't think I've ever seen a single Maroon 5 fan in my life.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and they are all middle aged Gen X women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So literally me?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your co-worker who you have literally no idea what his/her private life is like? They’re a Maroon 5 fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a neet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        :{

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to get a job but it’s impossible

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was in a band and the drummer always said the first album was good. He used to play it in the car and I pretended that it was cool. "Yeah man, after the first album they really sold out" he would say. I never had the heart to tell him he had shit taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never listened to Songs About Jane, but at minimum, "Sunday Morning" is a perfectly good song, meaning the group has at least one more good song in their catalogue than Nickelback or Limp Bizkit.

      However, they're also responsible for "Moves Like Jagger", which is at least as bad as anything Chad Kroeger or Fred Durst ever made, and arguably the worst non-hip-hop song of the decade. I'd never dare listen to the group of my own volition with fellow serious musicians after all the trash they released. Even by the standards of uncool bands, Maroon 5 is terrible. Justin Bieber put out more good music in the past decade, and the only reason he has a career is because he spread his holes open for more dudes than the Sean Cody roster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Overexposed had a handful of good songs across them. They never really managed to outdo Songs About Jane, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Limp Bizkit has good songs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Come again? Even their covers of good songs are shit:

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A girl I work with listens to them. Her top 5 on spotify last year was them, AJR, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, and Britney Spears

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s only 4 baka

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck, shittest taste I've ever seen

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turns out Adam Levine is a coomer who talks like a horny teenager
    he's alright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were him you could go and grab any girl you wanted no questions asked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m mainly just disappointed he talks like that, he looks like the kind of guy who should be way better at hitting on girls

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, they have a handful of songs that are good or at least listenable but most of it is boring and shit (and they're getting worse)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is a super fan. She even claims to have been into them when they were called Cara's Flowers or some shit. She's actually been deeply affected by his cheating news, wanted to cry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I searched for "Cara's Flowers" and it's real
      Imagine knowing this about Maroon 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that never happened u just are the maroon 5 super fan and dress urSlf liek a woman u probably dress up like a lady then go and dance and listen to there music you baka

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bloody bastard

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mother used to listen to Songs About Jane on repeat. It's not bad pop but what came after that was so bad she never listened to that.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t, but if I ever met one, that would be the last time I interacted with them forever

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Songs about Jane is LULZcore

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you believe this nagger cheated on his pregnant model wife. Absolute scum. The manlet israelite was lucky enough to land her and then treats her like shit, not based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a gazillionaire rockstar and TV celebrity. It's not a surprise he cheated. The only reason this is even a story is because instathot he was running around with has extensive proof, and highly embarrassing proof at that.

      Presumably, she and he couldn't agree to whatever amount of money it would've taken to get her to sign an NDA. This is why notorious pussyhounds who don't get caught make sure to always have NDAs on stabdby before they start hittin' the slit:

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this one of the most onions bands in existence?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriends sister with Down’s syndrome loves them

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