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Have you assholes ever broken a girl's heart?

Have you assholes ever broken a girl's heart?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, she's married with a kid now and I'm a suicidal NEET lol

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor Yui

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. Took her virginity, made her fall in love with me, we moved in together, then I cheated multiple times and destroyed her. She went through a big hoe phase, got her body count up to like 11.

    She's with some new guy now and refuses to talk to me. It makes my heart hurt every day. I had a good woman and I destroyed her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek you normalfags are hilarious, if nothing else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly dont feel anythint anymore when i read shit like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >11 is hoe count
      I have known women who were being piped by a different person upwards of once a week. 11 isn't that slutty. And sluts are based anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More than 5 before 30yo is slutty
        From there it's just different categories of slutty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I had a good woman and I destroyed her.
      Nah, she would have gotten to her "hoe phase" while in a relationship with you, she would just cheat and pretend all was OK.

      >11 is hoe count
      I have known women who were being piped by a different person upwards of once a week. 11 isn't that slutty. And sluts are based anyway

      >I have known women who were being piped by a different person upwards of once a week
      I knew one who at age 18 did a month gettting fucked by 5 different guys per week. I.e.: some 20 guys in that month alone.
      Then she got a boyfriend and let her slut phase behind. At least it's what she says.
      As for more "grown up" women, I know a few who fuck a couple different guys per month and sometimes do random threesomes with dudes they met in bars or wherever else.

      There are no femcels and women have no problems getting fucked hard and often.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Stormy

    i fix them. D;

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder she's with you only because she wanted to give psychosis to her former boyfriend.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Now she's FTM trans

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    No never because I'm unattractive but I like to think it was also because I was trying to be a good person or at least not be bad

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be a surprise to me if I did something like that. I have low self confidence and don't even consider that a possibility. I'm not terrible looking I'm young and broke and I live with a parent. Many downsides to me but stuff I can work on. I just don't think I'm out there breaking hearts, I don't bother asking women out I'm nervous all the time. I usually drink alcohol and use nicotine to calm myself down yeah. Makes it hard to work sometimes I will sleep at my job. For my terrible job you get the work done and then you wait until you have to restock things, or you can sit down, go to the bathroom a lot, play on the phone, take longer breaks. Then hustle when the department looks like shit. I'm just not at attractive person. I'm a degenerate. I have weird fetishes too, definite degenerate. Drinking all day just to stay well enough to not shake, memory affected by this. Gotten sober numerous times and still go back to using.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ghosted my "girlfriend" in second grade and convinced myself she had ghosted me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only believable story here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As fas as internet "relationships" go, those were a lot simpler to accidentally get yourself into in the late 2000s if you were spending time together playing WoW or whatever WoW-killer released. Bonds formed automatically while loners spent a lot of time together. All that is then required to break someone's heart was to be interested in the idea of having a relationship while at the same time being absolutely unable to due to instability.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Yeah I lead a girl on pretty hard. She was super into me, and asked me out and i said no initially. Then later I was drunk and feeling lonely/horny so I asked if she wants to see me and ofc she said yes.

    I was never into her but went to her place a couple of times just for sex. Then started to act like we were gonna date for sure in the future. Instead of talking to her like an adult about it I started just kind of ignoring and ghosting her.

    I don't deserve anyone

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not attractive so no
    Also I hate nice girls

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a NEET with all the time in the world and met a girl on omegle text who I added on Skype. I'm Scottish, she was American but my sleep pattern was so fucked and I had nothing to do so I was able to reply to all their messages at a moments notice. Eventually we starting vc'ing and pretty quickly she started to open up more and more to me about how shitty her life is and how much it helped being able to talk to me about it. She started sending me pictures of herself and eventually would always have her webcam on whenever we were in a call, and I could see how she would give me her full undivided attention and hang on my every word. It was obvious I was the first person in a long time who had given her any attention at all, and after a few months of speaking to me, a guy she had never even seen, she said she was in love with me. I told her I'm not interested in her in that way and she crumbled, and disappeared. I learnt from her one IRL friend who had been in a few group chats with us before that she tried to OD on pills, which lead to her being bakers acted and then put in a psych ward for two weeks.
    I miss those times.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She refused kids, I ended up having a kid with her mom (unplanned) and we got together instead, which broke her heart and soured her relationship with her mom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you talking like you won in this situation? Not that I believe you but you would make up such a terrible story wouldn't you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He won hahaha
        You serious?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No he had kids with some older woman, that's not a win that's a situation you get yourself into. That's something you say to your bros. You don't want that in reality.

          I'm unhappy it went the way it did, I loved her too. But no kids was a dealbreaker for me.

          You're fucking retarded dude. You shouldn't have had kids at all, you contaminated this world with your retard genes. Why the hell is it a good idea to have kids with someone who is a mother already. I suppose in your version of events, which is all lies of course, she's a hot milf. Whatever dude, just have a nice day, your humor sucks and doesn't make sense. Use any rope in your dads garage and have a nice day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is a chad brah
            I'll fuck my gfs mother too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well I hope you do and if she gets pregnant I hope she gets an abortion. Maybe you can get your balls ripped off in an accident too.

              >I suppose in your version of events, which is all lies of course, she's a hot milf.

              Why would you assume that? It says something about you as a person.

              Also what, a woman can only have a child once and then never should again? You sound like an antinatalist though, so there's no point talking to you.

              No it doesn't say anything about me as a person. It says that I am a standard guy on the internet who doesn't believe in the shit you are talking about, and doesn't care, but either way here to say that you fucking suck dude. That is not a good story if it is real, it is not a good story if it is made up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I missed the part where OP asked for good stories, rather than stories where someone's heart was broken.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know people don't believe you right, no one is replying in amazement at your story. You are wasting away your life. You are a busthole just like me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean, *you* don't, but you know people don't care what you think.

                Didn't reply in the first place looking for amazement anyway, posted to relate personal experience in a relevant thread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't relate with real people

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's why people are here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well fair enough then, don't think anyone is falling for your shithead gutter mouth stories though. You know it is the time where god is dead and all but you should really strive for some of those virtues they teach about. I don't think those virtues are totally meaningless and I think your story is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one is in amazement with your story
                MeanwhileI am like I will try to fuck my gfs mom lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go tell people in your real life then, I don't give a fuck I'm going to bed. See how it is telling your stories on something other than LULZ you fucking idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How tight is your asshole anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you would know because you fucked everyone who bullied you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait are you gonna let me do it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you got to be a real masculine man though, and you need to have a bigger penis than me. No lying on the internet. Then sure, im a deeply closetet homosexual after all. But if you all shorter and smaller than me then I should be on top.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shorter is fine if you are really stocky, but not if you are think. And the dick size has to be pretty good there otherwise mine is going to be bigger, and at that point I am the top. I'm sure you got that 9 inches and you are 6'4" and you are shitposting. Obviously that's the truth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek my gf mom tried coming onto me once while I was at her house and they started fighting so I ran out and legged it home funniest shit ever man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I suppose in your version of events, which is all lies of course, she's a hot milf.

            Why would you assume that? It says something about you as a person.

            Also what, a woman can only have a child once and then never should again? You sound like an antinatalist though, so there's no point talking to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm unhappy it went the way it did, I loved her too. But no kids was a dealbreaker for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what the fuck. I'm laughing my ass off irl

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, in senior year in high school it was my fault for giving her the wrong impression I wanted a relationship and didn't turn her down gentlely.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More than once, and one of them deserved it 666%.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am at best invisible to women. I held the door for a girl one time and she looked at me and frowned.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Yep. I liked her and she liked me, the day she asked me out I blew her off because I chickened out and I got greedy thinking I could fall back on another girl which didn't work out either. We stopped talking after that and she moved on her with her life but I don't blame her for it, I was a right fucking asshole back then. But that was 7 years ago so I like to hope I've become a better person since then. Granted I haven't dated anyone since that time but it's something that still haunts me, not because I miss her but because I'm afraid I'll make the same fuckup again.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I cheat on women becasue they're boring and I will probably do it again

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ironically i have broken many girls heart's........what i would do to go back in time to be with them...im so stupid.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. All of my exes have been whores. There was one that faked a suicide attempt after we broke up, but we had only been dating 3 weeks.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no lol
    come on where are we

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once, possibly

    we never met IRL though so don't get the idea that i'm some kind of dipshit chad

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but it wasn't intentional, distancing yourself from others while at the same time wanting to be close to them is hard.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm single because I looksmaxed so women would be comfortable near me solely for being attractive, just so I can mess with their heads and then block them and cut all contacts after getting laid and dating for a month. They never cared about me before and treated me like shit so I learned how they work and what happens to someone's brain when they're being used.
    It's pretty funny.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >"anon, she was really into you and kind of hurt that you never made a move on her"
    it's not my fault women are retards who will tell every single fucking soul on the planet the thing they want to communicate except the person they're trying to communicate with.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably through e-relationships. I keep tossing my line out like bait seeing if any girls bite (some do), reel them in, then halfway realize what a fucking idiot I am and how nothing will come of it, plus I'm too far gone after years of no validation. So I ghost.
    Its gotten really bad lately and I burn bridges quite quickly. Last relationship I ever had was an e-one (Lmao, typical loser shit) and it ended because I was too principled and wouldn't budge on my stances to act like a jester/apologize for something the girl blew way out of proportion.

    At the end of the day, some people are just meant to be alone. Whats difficult is killing that retarded desire for acceptance/love/etc. Humans are just built wrong and the onus is on us to change our fucking programming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Humans are built wrong
      I have felt this increasingly as well. Schizoids are lucky for not needing human interaction, I wish I could go back to being a kid where the only things I cared about were my interests and not social interaction or sexual bullshit. I was happy by myself and now I'm miserable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right? Was watching this guy from another thread
        https://odysee.com/@looksmaximus:5/transformation:d
        And he pointed out that during puberty, everything went wrong. Was happy as a kid, etc.
        Sexual dynamics have no middle line, its either win or lose. And both of these elements are only on the extreme ends; you are not winning if you spend effort to get laid in a relationship but have the girl cheat on you, etc.

        I'm 30 now. I'm pretty much just LARPing being apathetic because deep down inside I still care and its exhausting. Killing your ego and hope is a herculean task.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, only chads can do that, since foids don't want to look in the general direction of a non-chad male unless they are single moms wanting to settle

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure about broke her heart but I definitely hurt her. She wanted to date but she was 3-4 years younger than me I was around 18, I don't get romantic feelings, but I guess we hit it off quite a bit. She has or had a boyfriend last I checked, im happy for her, told her she can do way better and she did.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe
    I turned down a girl who wanted to be my gf, but I barely knew her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmm suspicious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why? well tbh I turned her down mostly because she had a face tattoo kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i thought you were someone my bad

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >femoids
    >heart
    you fell for the meme

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. But more than enough girls have broken mine.
    You never get over cp of you being uploaded.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a girl asked me to prom and i said no as i was opposed to the idea of prom
    forgot about it and a few weeks later a really attractive girl asked me and i said yes
    i end up running into that girl alone with her friends on the dance floor. she cried and ran away
    the girl i took was a huge bitch and even bullied me directly by the end of the night
    now im foreveralone lol

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been dismissive towards ugly girls that have been interested in me, but I don't think I went so far as breaking their hearts.
    >inb4 fuck off sex haver
    This was in high school and I'm still a virgin.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I turned down a town bicycle kind of girl back in high school, she took it pretty badly. Later she married an older guy, for whatever it's worth she's at least still good looking and probably not slutting it up too much.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something needs to exist and be functional for it to be broken

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I did the relationship was entirely on her head and I do not take responsability for headcanons

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk probably not but maybe, only time I think it is possible was maybe when I ghosted some crazy girl who wanted to get married to me on discord.
    Everyone else was a cold blooded bitch who probably did not think about me after the last time we talked.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I've broken a girls asshole

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep and I talk to her on and off over the years over a decade since, shes a fucking mess. I feel conflicted because hopelessly autistic and yet I kinda loved her

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She broke her own heart. She made decisions which dissolved our relationship. It was her choice to break it

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe? There was this one girl who had a crush on me in school but I didnt interact with her ever and actually actively tried to keep away from her since she was creepy. But she got a bf eventually so idk if you can call that heartbroken

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No of course not, that would require a woman being interested in me.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the time for fun

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've hurt them unintentionally, but I wouldn't go so far as to say broken hearts

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    foids deserve to be tormented

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One year of high school there were two girls in one of my classes that were in to me for some unholy reason. One really wanted me to hug her and the other never said anything but even my autistic ass could tell. I didn't break their hearts I don't think but I never reciprocated anything, wasn't interested in a relationship then and still aren't all that interested. They never talked to me after that year.
    Funnily enough, the girl that never said anything ended up going to the same uni as me. She approached me one day and said she found out we're cousins. Dodged that bullet I guess.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never interacted with a girl in a romantic setting.

    Nor did I ever hurt one in any serious of way (at worst, maybe telling a female client to fuck off when she was acting like a bitch at my past wageslave jobs).

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably inadvertently. There have been women looking back at it now that probably had feelings for me, but never expressed them so I may have broken their hearts. Also there was a girl in high school who confesses feelings for me, but I had a gf at the time. I wanted to be soft with her, but honestly we hadn't really even spoke that much. I may have been kind of a dick in hindsight.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No but I traumatised a nice slut to the point she never trusted being that open to a stranger again as she was to me.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I broke a girls asshole

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, a friend introduced me to her. She was pretty and a nice person but very childish (more so than your regular woman, she had been kept in her house by her parents through most of her childhood so even after 3 boyfriends she was lacking social cues) couldn't hide her insecurities, incredibly toxic and extremely high maintenance. We hit it off and I was starting to become infatuated with her, this dwindled significantly after she pulled a pregnancy scare on me and acted like a cunt whilst doing so. I kept seeing her for sex regardless, told her to be FWB and it didn't work out because she wanted more and I didn't, at least not with her.

    All in all, I feel bad for her but you can't expect someone with that much baggage to have a healthy relationship, and given how she'd always misinterpret me and twist my words around, I'd say it was for the best.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Have you assholes ever broken a girl's heart?
    No woman ever had any interest in me, other than what she could get out of me without giving anything in exchange.
    But I wish I could get a few roasties to kill themselves.
    I sometimes think about not hating them, but they are so contemptible that it's just impossible. You can fucking move the world for them and they won't piss on you if you were on fire, come other fucker sends them a couple heart emojis and exchanges a few messages and they are at his disposal to suck his dick.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldnt say broken any hearts but i rejected 4 girls when i was 15-17 that were all 7/10s who asked me out because i thought i could do better now im 21 and KHV

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Be me
    >Highschool
    >Fatter black girl and stuck up white bitch walk up to me
    >Fatter black girl looks like an absolute ray of sunshine. Not the hood type, more like Church Girl
    >She asks me out
    >Autism.exe
    >Paranoia.exe
    >Pre-Schizophrenia.exr
    >They all activate at once at the thought of intimacy
    >I tell her I can't date black people, my family is racist. They are definitely not.
    >My completely retarded brain thought this would make a rejection easier than just telling her I'm too retarded and nervous to be in a relationship
    >She cries
    >Stuck up white bitch makes stuck up white bitch comments
    >Didn't even hear them though, I only registered the tone. Black girl left crying. Felt bad.
    >It happened in a few seconds. My brain slowed time to an eternity though with the sole focus of avoiding intimacy.
    >I still feel bad over a decade later. I really wish I had a better brain.

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