61 thoughts on “Hats

  1. Anonymous says:

    i like the round ones.
    but im not sure what size i need, so havent bought one yet.
    they look really good if you combine classic wear with modern/chill look like picrel.

    • Anonymous says:


      Do you like hats?
      I’ve a fondness for hats like pic related.

      Utter shit
      Fedora tier
      And so on etc etc

    • Anonymous says:

      Measure around one inch above your ears with a soft tailoring measuring tape, or get someone you know to do it or a professional, but don’t do it too tight, the size you are will be in centimetres, look for hat sizes what are in centimetres afterwards, S M L is too vague and usually denotes a poorer quality hat.

      That hat you are on about is called a newsboy cap.

        • Anonymous says:

          Not really, they usually have a shallower cut, you would be better off getting someone to measure your head for you and getting a measurement in centimetres and disregarding anything with a modern hat size, i wear caps only in CM sizing and they fit 99% of the time, unless they were cut specifically to sit higher on the head like some vintage caps were.

      • Anonymous says:

        most hat sizing is old fashioned hat size.
        a 59cm head would wear hat size 7-3/8ths (murrika) or 7-1/4 (UK).

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wear these if:
    1. Your outfit matches it naturally
    2. There is a practical reason, like rain or cold

    Otherwise it’s larp. Wait for the opportunity instead of forcing it.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I wear cowboy hats whenever I can get away with it – rain and snow (the grey felt one is my designated beater), outdoor activities in warmer weather, social occasions where it works as a conversation starter, etc.

    • Anonymous says:

      >> works as a conversation starter

      “Hello good sir, I see that you are wearing a hat. Let’s begin conversation….now. “

      You make me sad.

      • Anonymous says:

        It makes you sad that he actually talks to people instead of being a friendless loser that spends all day on LULZ and jerking off?

      • Anonymous says:

        Prime example how to wear a cap. The dude with the blue cap is probably someone like OP, Trumps choice of cap is dangerously based. I like the style.

          • Anonymous says:

            Nah i think it’s genius. The cap is broader and more angular, which makes it look more modern. Combine it with prep or suit gives it a rough edge, without looking like a tryhard.
            Nice inspo from Trump.

          • Anonymous says:

            these are called "trucker caps" you stupid dumb heck. holy shit are you really jerking him off that hard over a hecking trucker cap hahahahahaha

          • Anonymous says:

            it’s a specific trucker hat that he’s talking about, you sperg. you dont go into the boots thread and say "these are called boots," because that doesn’t trip your political oversensitivities.

      • Anonymous says:

        Chav’s actually are more likely to wear baseball caps than flat caps, buzzcut and flat cap is more a eighties/nineties skinhead look, or Northern Englishman over 70. I don’t think i have ever seen a chav wear a flat cap, and i have been around ever since they first came into being 25-28 years ago.

      • Anonymous says:

        Never heard about it. I just spend the past half hour in a rabit hole of tiktok girls painting themselves like clowns, acting all stupid and lisening to this m to the b. Lmao british are hecking cancer, what a useless people to exist
        But no, I wouldnt look like one with that hat

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’ve got these two hats that are kind of cool that me and some friends bought while doing a "funny costume" kind of night out.

    One is a white peaked beret type and the other is a thelonious monk style hatched beret

    is there any way to style these?

          • Anonymous says:

            Somewhat but not super skinny. I haven’t styled the white hat yet but I’ve always thought it’d look good with a leather jacket and white shirt.
            Picrel is my one time trying the beret

          • Anonymous says:

            In all fairness, what is the correct way to style this as a white guy

            Straight in the bin?

          • Anonymous says:

            Instead of caring what others think and letting them obstruct your own choice and dictate your mind, if you like something, why don’t you just wear it?.

            Mental slavery is by far the worst kind of slavery, a person should always choose freedom even if others look down on them for it, because it’s invaluable.

          • Anonymous says:

            I like it, tbh. You can try a navy blue turtleneck, a harris tweed sports coat in brown, courduroys and loafers. Give it some 60’s-70’s bohemian vibe.

  5. Anonymous says:

    It just needs to be worn more towards the back to show more forehead off instead of in a rigid more military manner.

  6. Anonymous says:

    hate wearing hats but I know they can compliment a look.
    ditch the style of hat in your pic though; it’s the present-day fedora/trilby, a formerly-stylish hat currently only worn by bald(ing) Redditors.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hats are really pointless unless you’re norwooding or living in an extremely cold or sunny desert environment. Even the messiest ugliest haircut will always look better than the most stylish hat.
    I didn’t start wearing hats until my hair started thinning to hide my shame. And now I started finasteride and once I hopefully regain a good amount of hair density in my thinning crown I’ll give up on hats completely.
    God I miss my thick hair, heck DHT, heck genetics, heck male pattern baldness

    • Anonymous says:

      heck man, at least you ever had thick hair. Mine’s been thin my whole life, decent coverage and still have most of it at 37 but it’s super fine and straight so it just looks really thin and flat and is basically impossible to style unless it’s super short, even when I’ve had stylists do it it’s back to a floppy flat mess in an hour.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Man, the fact that the average cunt in the west dress so unison that wearing a flat cap is considered a pretends larp like it’s a standout thing to wear.
    its a simple hecking hat dude

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