My mom unironically got spit roasted by two of my friends in high school.
It ended those friendships I had with them and I was so pissed at my mom that I nearly called the cops on her for fucking minors, but she said they'd laugh at me for calling the cops over fucking 17 year olds.
So I moved out and cut off all contact with her when I turned 18.
She was always a slut. I never had a dad growing up, and she would have a new boyfriend every week. They would fuck loudly all the time, so that's why I would rarely bring my friends over because it was embarrassing. But I didn't think they'd fuck her too.
I was gonna say that I don't think my upbringing or that event fucked me up in any serious way, but then I remembered that I'm on /LULZ/.
She once lost her bikini at the pool and the lifeguard had to basically evacuate the entire building because it ended up being stuck in the cleaning-vent system, lol.
I am very convinced that NO ONE but my father has ever seen my mom nude. Ever.
Her parents = very Catholic.
Her = very Catholic
she went to Catholic schools, including an girls only HS, then a women's college and was a virgin on her wedding night.
Hell, I have only seen her braless once!
My mom modeled nude for art sessions several times. My roommate was in a class she posed for and the painting she did sat in the living room for like 3 months.
I think you're confused. She posed for a class of people, my roommate was one of them. She did the painting of my mom and then put it in a storage unit with a bunch of her other paintings and art supplies and whatever.
i hate being into this but i often fap to the fantasy of my hung pervy friend(imaginary) taking a liking to my mom's fat ass and starts flirting with her and she falls for him and they start breeding and barely hide it from me and he starts treating me like a betacuck while backing up his bullying by flaunting his fat hung cock...
>Does your mom join in with the SPH in the fantasy?
no
i hate actually being cucked by females
in my cucked fantasies i only imagine men humiliating me
no lol
if one of them did i might come out as fag to him and suck him off
guys with that kind of lust that doesnt stop them from saying stuff like that turn me on so much
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and nobody has ever commented on her arse? not even a stranger in public? any peepers?
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probably but i wasnt there to witness it
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what a shame, would be great to link your fantasy to something real.
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hotdogging rrally is the best. Started doing this lately with my bbw qt and I love how wet we get and I can just slide it in as we get warm and toasty
How the fuck would anyone actually know this? Like are you some giga-sperg that just point blank asks your mom how many dudes she's fucked or something??
damn I just want a big titty chick to enjoy again. I had an arrangement with a milf a few years ago but she ended it. Why the normalfags have to kill craigslist and backpage and anywhere it used to possible to meet local degenerates. sigh
my mom was a literal prostitute so yeah
why not just make an /mcg/, bro
My mom unironically got spit roasted by two of my friends in high school.
It ended those friendships I had with them and I was so pissed at my mom that I nearly called the cops on her for fucking minors, but she said they'd laugh at me for calling the cops over fucking 17 year olds.
So I moved out and cut off all contact with her when I turned 18.
why not just fuck her as revenge?
>revenge
that's bad, don't do that..
I'm not into her.
Believe me, I wanted to.
She was always a slut. I never had a dad growing up, and she would have a new boyfriend every week. They would fuck loudly all the time, so that's why I would rarely bring my friends over because it was embarrassing. But I didn't think they'd fuck her too.
I was gonna say that I don't think my upbringing or that event fucked me up in any serious way, but then I remembered that I'm on /LULZ/.
I would've killed her
why'd she do it? to spite you?
She once lost her bikini at the pool and the lifeguard had to basically evacuate the entire building because it ended up being stuck in the cleaning-vent system, lol.
The coroner saw her dead body when she overdosed
bumperino bumperino bump bump bump
/mcg/ is up retard
idgaf about your general
I am very convinced that NO ONE but my father has ever seen my mom nude. Ever.
Her parents = very Catholic.
Her = very Catholic
she went to Catholic schools, including an girls only HS, then a women's college and was a virgin on her wedding night.
Hell, I have only seen her braless once!
wish i was a chad in hs, i would have fucked hot moms every day. and teachers. chad gets free pussy from age 12
The Chad fetish never ceases to creep me out
>chad meme
What?
My mom modeled nude for art sessions several times. My roommate was in a class she posed for and the painting she did sat in the living room for like 3 months.
Photos of said painting? I remember reading about a similiar OP on /b/ like last week.
I don't any pictures of it. Roommate has it in a storage unit with a bunch of her other art shit.
Her other art shit? How many times did she pose for this dude?
I think you're confused. She posed for a class of people, my roommate was one of them. She did the painting of my mom and then put it in a storage unit with a bunch of her other paintings and art supplies and whatever.
I'm retarded and defaulted that your roomate was a male.
My apologies. I hope the painting wasn't anything too risque.
her parents, probably
My stepdad and probably her dad I assume
>My stepdad
Well, duh.
does topless count? or just fully naked?
topless may count depending on your story.
then our new neighbours saw my mom topless and sunbathing in our backyard
i hate being into this but i often fap to the fantasy of my hung pervy friend(imaginary) taking a liking to my mom's fat ass and starts flirting with her and she falls for him and they start breeding and barely hide it from me and he starts treating me like a betacuck while backing up his bullying by flaunting his fat hung cock...
ugh being bi and submissive is literally brainrot
That's a hot fantasy. Does your mom join in with the SPH in the fantasy?
>Does your mom join in with the SPH in the fantasy?
no
i hate actually being cucked by females
in my cucked fantasies i only imagine men humiliating me
how old are you all in this fantasy? does it take place in current times?
yes
im not old and i like guys my age
nice and your mom does have a fat arse too in reality or nah?
yes
your mom is an actual whore wtf
>yes
and has any of your friends commented on it?
no lol
if one of them did i might come out as fag to him and suck him off
guys with that kind of lust that doesnt stop them from saying stuff like that turn me on so much
and nobody has ever commented on her arse? not even a stranger in public? any peepers?
probably but i wasnt there to witness it
what a shame, would be great to link your fantasy to something real.
hotdogging rrally is the best. Started doing this lately with my bbw qt and I love how wet we get and I can just slide it in as we get warm and toasty
Yeah it was all pretty fucked up.
The Gynecologist and probably other doctors
Two of my sister's BFs cheated on her with our mom. She was butt-furious about it and tried to get mom to square up
How the fuck would anyone actually know this? Like are you some giga-sperg that just point blank asks your mom how many dudes she's fucked or something??
yes, you are right about me being a sperg.
More of the milf in the pic?
mrs. vice is her name. you can thank me later
See the anon above me.
Probably by hundreds of guys
How so? Is she a nudist?
After getting divorced she went through a lot of boyfriends/lovers then settled down with her current husband but I know that they are swingers
I hope she's happy now anon.
I guess she is, don't have much contact these days
I know how it feels, just remind yourself that they're probably happy even if the link has been broken.
It is what it is. She does her thing
Right, similiar situation with my dad.
It was tough as a teenager growing up with a stream of guys at the house all the time to be with her
I mean Id assume so
OP obviously meant after she got married.
Idk but women lie and cheat all the time so wouldnt be surprised
Incel moment but fine, anon.
My mom was a prostitute whore.
My Aunt was
>mfw OP's thumbnail isn't a webm.
Imagine my heartbreak
i'm sorry, anon. i'll try to find more pics of her.
damn I just want a big titty chick to enjoy again. I had an arrangement with a milf a few years ago but she ended it. Why the normalfags have to kill craigslist and backpage and anywhere it used to possible to meet local degenerates. sigh